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Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Wantedmiller: 12:55pm On May 17, 2019
Tallesty1:
Easy something bro....


Just rub small aboniki on your tip before penetration and you both will moan until there's no energy left in any of you.

How true is this bro?
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Adasun(m): 2:35pm On May 17, 2019
Logobenz:
loool.no be you weh still dey NYSC camp.
Fine you no fine.
Money you no get,Just a medical career that is yet to begin.
So i ask,what's your offer?Because big boys too won't want you for nothing cheesy
don't mind dat who.re and her sewage baggage she wrote up there.



Feminist don't say things like dis.
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 5:56pm On May 17, 2019
pweshdodo:

Really?
But pornstars do moan
Most pornstars are just acting not that they are feeling it too hard ....girl like that can easily cheat on you because they can never be satisfy.
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 12:41am On May 18, 2019
Logobenz:
loool.no be you weh still dey NYSC camp.
Fine you no fine.
Money you no get,Just a medical career that is yet to begin.
So i ask,what's your offer?Because big boys too won't want you for nothing cheesy
you are not qualified to ask me what i am offering. in my experience, only immature unsuccessful men ask women such a question and i will never dignify it with a reply. only scalar quantites that have no direction in their life will be asking silly questions to know who to parasite on.


that is why regina daniels pains y'all so much. *walks outta conversation*
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 12:50am On May 18, 2019
lol. me! give a guy money for sex! pls dont type this nonsense again
Adonko:
dey never take dick format this one you will be the one looking for the guy to give him money . you've not seen fvcccking thats why you are making mouth .

I once had a lady I met in a hotel a big girl from pH we met in Benin, way above my age after fuvcking,she took my number came back on a weekend payed for double suit called me to fvck her all through the weekend, transfered funds into my account took flight and left Monday morning ....

The truth is most guys can't, fuvvck I mean majority they just know how to make mouth and spend money on pussy for nothing, most big boys are even one minute men am taking from experience babe .

I have fucccked a sister of a major celeb in naija even when I was nothing ...you can dm me to provide proof . I repeat you've not seen fvcccking thats why you are making mouth.

Guys do more research on fucccking is worth it...this is my rule in life : what is worth doing, is what doing well.
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by pweshdodo(m): 1:05am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
you are not qualified to ask me what i am offering. in my experience, only immature unsuccessful men ask women such a question and i will never dignify it with a reply. only scalar quantites that have no direction in their life will be asking silly questions to know who to parasite on.


that is why regina daniels pains y'all so much. *walks outta conversation*


So its only cash that makes women moan during sex

If it's that,am not a broke guy
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 1:07am On May 18, 2019
pweshdodo:


So its only cash that makes women moan during sex

If it's that,am not a broke guy
i am only speaking for myself, please dont generalise
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by pweshdodo(m): 1:13am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
i am only speaking for myself, please dont generalise

You shouldn't bother about the money aspect,without money you can still enjoy sex
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 1:17am On May 18, 2019
pweshdodo:


You shouldn't bother about the money aspect,without money you can still enjoy sex
true but i cannot enjoy sex with an ignorant poor man, i will not allow myself fall into that quagmire.
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by pweshdodo(m): 1:20am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
true but i cannot enjoy sex with an ignorant poor man, i will not allow myself fall into that quagmire.

You're talking as if the man wished to be poor....
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 1:23am On May 18, 2019
pweshdodo:


You're talking as if the man wished to be poor....
that's not my problem.
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by pweshdodo(m): 1:23am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
that's not my problem.


Ok
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by CyberWolf: 1:28am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
true but i cannot enjoy sex with an ignorant poor man, i will not allow myself fall into that quagmire.
a LovePeddler talking.
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 3:52am On May 18, 2019
Tallesty1:
Easy something bro....


Just rub small aboniki on your tip before penetration and you both will moan until there's no energy left in any of you.


I'm dead grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 7:07am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
you are not qualified to ask me what i am offering. in my experience, only immature unsuccessful men ask women such a question and i will never dignify it with a reply. only scalar quantites that have no direction in their life will be asking silly questions to know who to parasite on.


that is why regina daniels pains y'all so much. *walks outta conversation*

I wouldn't ask you this for my personal use because you are definitely not my type.was just being generic,so at least someone tasteless enough to like you can see.(more like me helping your dirty,low budget ass)
Not pretty,not smart,dirty looking and of course a destitute(no offense).
I have no issues with Regina,she is a capitalist like myself.
As for me being broke,I think you are just being your usual stupid self.But if at all you want to go down that road,I am a 100% ready.
Let's start by you showing a picture of your environment and I'll do same.shall we?

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Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 10:15am On May 18, 2019
Logobenz:
I wouldn't ask you this for my personal use because you are definitely not my type.was just being generic,so at least someone tasteless enough to like you can see.(more like me helping your dirty,low budget ass)
Not pretty,not smart,dirty looking and of course a destitute(no offense).
I have no issues with Regina,she is a capitalist like myself.
As for me being broke,I think you are just being your usual stupid self.But if at all you want to go down that road,I am a 100% ready.
Let's start by you showing a picture of your environment and I'll do same.shall we?
i know your type, and i will never be unfortunate enough to be your type. you typed this long post, reeking of ignorance just to get my attention,well you have it. let me educate some colorist bums who have been brainwashed into self hate like you.

when you go to nysc camp for three weeks, or even to the beach in lagos on a very hot day,expect the sun to make you a few shades darker even though you are like nupita nyongo, it is called sunburn dumbass, and it happened during that period when people were fainting from the insane temperatures.sunscreen is almost non existent in nigeria, i was not allowed to use an umbrella, and yet an ignorant fool has the guts to call my complexion dirty because of a natural phenomenom or to hit the point, i am not lightskinned. i have a lot of lightskinned friends who envy the evenness and low maintenance needs of my complexion. i dont need to bleach, or spend your lifesavings on creams to get compliments,or a sugar daddy's attention.

i hardly need to use filters in my pics except those funny ones, in nairaland or other social media, i hardly wear makeup. i am team all natural, hardly use makeup and yet y'all call me ugly except when i put on makeup. then you would be the first to say makeup artistes wont make heaven, makeup is fake, you hate fake girls. who do you think you are deceiving?

but as many as you boysmen that call me ugly in the forum, about 20% send will me a pm, an equal number will call me beautiful, and double the number want to know me better in real life , and all i can do is to rise above the opinions of small minded sheep who dont like what i have to say because it exposes their insecurities as men.

the temerity, hypocrisy and tomfoolery of it all is disgusting. you disgust me.

I agree with sweetbuns when she says some nairaland males are not worth it, i think a lot of ladies see that, and the toxic environment you make romanceland, and decide to deactivate or stay away leaving you males to put an "f" in your monicker to seek attention

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Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 10:59am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
i know your type, and i will never be unfortunate enough to be your type. you typed this long post, reeking of ignorance just to get my attention,well you have it. let me educate some colorist bums who have been brainwashed into self hate like you.

when you go to nysc camp for three weeks, or even to the beach in lagos on a very hot day,expect the sun to make you a few shades darker even though you are like nupita nyongo, it is called sunburn dumbass, and it happened during that period when people were fainting from the insane temperatures.sunscreen is almost non existent in nigeria, i was not allowed to use an umbrella, and yet an ignorant fool has the guts to call my complexion dirty because of a natural phenomenom or to hit the point, i am not lightskinned. i have a lot of lightskinned friends who envy the evenness and low maintenance needs of my complexion. i dont need to bleach, or spend your lifesavings on creams to get compliments,or a sugar daddy's attention.

i hardly need to use filters in my pics except those funny ones, in nairaland or other social media, i hardly wear makeup. i am team all natural, hardly use makeup and yet y'all call me ugly except when i put on makeup. then you would be the first to say makeup artistes wont make heaven, makeup is fake, you hate fake girls. who do you think you are deceiving?

but as many as you boysmen that call me ugly in the forum, about 20% send will me a pm, an equal number will call me beautiful, and double the number want to know me better in real life , and all i can do is to rise above the opinions of small minded sheep who dont like what i have to say because it exposes their insecurities as men.

the temerity, hypocrisy and tomfoolery of it all is disgusting. you disgust me.

I agree with sweetbuns when she says some nairaland males are not worth it, i think a lot of ladies see that, and the toxic environment you make romanceland, and decide to deactivate or stay away leaving you males to put an "f" in your monicker to seek attention
well,I could care less of your thoughts and emotions but will stand on the path of reality.
You made derogatory statements about the male folk which I understood and simply asked what you would give in return for having what you want,you started tongue wagging which confirmed my initial thought of you having nothing to offer!
Your skin does not look good for sure,and you look too old to be a corper.
I finished school late too because I was running my own business while in school,didn't go for no damn NYSC and was already a millionaire sef!I even got a Merc at the time(second car cos my mom bought me a honda CRV 04 in 2nd year).my skin was nothing like yours despite the fact that i was a hustlers,so you've got no excuse!
This is how I was able to conclude you are a destitute looking for an unfortunate fellow to cling to as an everlasting meal ticket.
Now you accuse me of being poor which I know I am Not,so I asked for a simple challenge which you instantly declined to.I know why anyways.
Look,I will tell you the truth;
If you want the elite class so bad,you've got to put in the work to be there in the first place!
I am not an elite Nigerian,but I am comfortable enough not to look at you or your kind twice....not even for one night stands!
Goodluck on finding destitute class Nigeria,where you truly belong. wink
Nwanyi jee chuba ego.#peace

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Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 11:17am On May 18, 2019
Logobenz:
well,I could care less of your thoughts and emotions but will stand on the path of reality.
You made derogatory statements about the male folk which I understood and simply asked what you would give in return for having what you want,you started tongue wagging which confirmed my initial thought of you having nothing to offer!
Your skin does not look good for sure,and you look too old to be a corper.
I finished school late too because I was running my own business while in school,didn't go for no damn NYSC and was already a millionaire sef!I even got a Merc at the time(second car cos my mom bought me a honda CRV 04 in 2nd year).my skin was nothing like yours despite the fact that i was a hustlers,so you've got no excuse!
which is how I was able to conclude you are a destitute looking for an unfortunate fellow to cling to as an everlasting meal ticket.
Now you accuse me of being poor which I know I am Not,so I asked for a simple challenge which you instantly declined to.I know why anyways.
Look,I will tell you the truth;
If you want the elite class so bad,you've got to put in the work to be there in the first place!
I am not an elite Nigerian,but I am comfortable enough not to look at you or your kind twice....not even for one night stands!
Goodluck on finding destitute class Nigeria,where you truly belong. wink
Nwanyi jee chuba ego.#peace
oh, an igbo self entitled prick, now it all comes together. your type thinks money is better than an education or good health, and even though you claim to be rich which you arent, you still exhibit profound ignorance and poverty of the mind. there is a saying that a fool and his money are soon parted. if you are rich you don't need to sound the alarm that you are rich, you are a sure sign of "money miss road" syndrome. besides, i was born into the elite class already, but have streetwise home training. i already am my meal ticket.

NOW tell me which is better between riches and influence? cos i am very sure my name opens more doors than yours.which is better between hoarding and investment in oneself and career. buy a merc, a buggatti or a private jet, if you do not know the meaning of true wealth, you are still stupid and broke

yes a man has to be wealthy in ALL ramifications before settling down or looking for a woman to be his helpmeet, don't expect people to like you when you are broke or make true relationships with people when money miss road come your house, we will help you spend it back to square one faster than you can light a cigarette.

feel free to prove me wrong and post a picture of yourself swimming in your wealth. i am still wealthier than a scalar quantity like you.

i will never offer anything to men like you who is dumb enough to ask what a woman is offering. i am the freaking table.
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by sainttwist1(m): 11:19am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
how can one enjoy sex with someone who cannot provide. you will just be thinking of bills when he is on top of you. sex with a poor man is akin to rape
madam "Moni for hand, back for ground" weldone ma
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by sainttwist1(m): 11:24am On May 18, 2019
grandstar:


She might be circumcised. Many circumcised women don't enjoy sex.
correct
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 11:25am On May 18, 2019
sainttwist1:
madam "Moni for hand, back for ground" weldone ma
nope it is madam, "money and commitment for hand, my presence and company for ground" thank you sir.
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 11:26am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
oh, an igbo self entitled prick, now it all comes together. your type thinks money is better than an education or good health, and even though you claim to be rich which you arent, you still exhibit profound ignorance and poverty of the mind. there is a saying that a fool and his money are soon parted. if you are rich you don't need to sound the alarm that you are rich, you are a sure sign of "money miss road" syndrome. besides, i was born into the elite class already, but have streetwise home training. i already am my meal ticket.

NOW tell me which is better between riches and influence? cos i am very sure my name opens more doors than yours.which is better between hoarding and investment in oneself and career. buy a merc, a buggatti or a private jet, if you do not know the meaning of true wealth, you are still stupid and broke

yes a man has to be wealthy in ALL ramifications before settling down or looking for a woman to be his helpmeet, don't expect people to like you when you are broke or make true relationships with people when money miss road come your house, we will help you spend it back to square one faster than you can light a cigarette.

feel free to prove me wrong and post a picture of yourself swimming in your wealth. i am still wealthier than a scalar quantity like you.
yeah,I never said I was Elite but I made it clear I was over comfortable for a 27 year old.
You must be an Idiot to think I am not educated!
Your name open doors for you? cheesy i never knew we were talking family money cos if we were,you will surely be kicked into oblivion!
I was talking self achievements,but I will be very happy if we take it to where we come from,so that you will have sense by force,odenni cheesy

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Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 11:27am On May 18, 2019
sainttwist1:
correct
some of your dicks are smaller than the clitoris of a circumcised woman
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 11:29am On May 18, 2019
Logobenz:
yeah,I never said I was Elite but I made it clear I was over comfortable for a 27 year old.
You must be an Idiot to think I am not educated!
Your name open doors for you? cheesy i never knew we were talking family money cos if we were,you will surely be kicked into oblivion!
I was talking self achievements,but I will be very happy if we take it to where we come from,so that you will have sense by force,odenni cheesy
you are 27, so your mental age is like 17, no wonder you sound immature,, and i never said family money. you are still exhibiting poverty of the mind. did you have a learning disability when you were little?

i already have sense, cant say the same about you.
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 11:38am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
you are 27, so your mental age is like 17, no wonder you sound immature, and i never said family money. you are still exhibiting poverty of the mind. did you have a learning disability when you were little?
Poverty of the mind you say? cheesy that is ridiculous!
But I will tell you something,I was able to build a good deal and business this young,with my poverty of the mind mentality.
I don't know about you but I know I will definitely not talk to you when I see you cos you are just not my type.
And write it somewhere,I will build an empire before 30 and will inscribe the word EMPIRE30 on all my cars.i am that loud wink
Besides,I own 2 very beautiful cars ATM,not like it matters anyways.you?what do you drive? grin can't even say it with a straight face grin grin grin grin
Money is everything my dear.And if a woman is going to drain my resources,it can never be you na!
I can't spend my resources to impress someone I am better than na cheesy when I am not mad smiley

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Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by sainttwist1(m): 11:40am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
nope it is madam, "money and commitment for hand, my presence and company for ground" thank you sir.
with your comments I disagree ma....I think it is only guys with low self-esteem that need money to impress ladies....and ladies who are poor (financially and mentally) that date or sex for Money
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by sainttwist1(m): 11:44am On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
some of your dicks are smaller than the clitoris of a circumcised woman
l'm not sure but i don't think "Daddy" size matters when it comes circumcised women
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nuklex(m): 12:48pm On May 18, 2019
pweshdodo:
Trust me guys,my dick size is 6½inch..i don't know if i don't penetrate very well or she's just wide....
Please what can i do angry angry sad angry
stop complaining and start moaning yourself
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Mekuze2(m): 4:12pm On May 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
how can one enjoy sex with someone who cannot provide. you will just be thinking of bills when he is on top of you. sex with a poor man is akin to rape
this girl ur bad mouth no get part two
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 4:59pm On May 18, 2019
sainttwist1:
l'm not sure but i don't think "Daddy" size matters when it comes circumcised women
expert of female circumcision matters, i hail you.
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 5:02pm On May 18, 2019
sainttwist1:
with your comments I disagree ma....I think it is only guys with low self-esteem that need money to impress ladies....and ladies who are poor (financially and mentally) that date or sex for Money
i also disagree, rich women marry for money more than poor women. The rich ladies you see marry poorer men most of the time are either desperate or naive
Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Nobody: 5:04pm On May 18, 2019
Since you want to have the last word so bad you can have it, all i drive is Just a humble Toyota Camry.
Logobenz:
Poverty of the mind you say? cheesy that is ridiculous!
But I will tell you something,I was able to build a good deal and business this young,with my poverty of the mind mentality.
I don't know about you but I know I will definitely not talk to you when I see you cos you are just not my type.
And write it somewhere,I will build an empire before 30 and will inscribe the word EMPIRE30 on all my cars.i am that loud wink
Besides,I own 2 very beautiful cars ATM,not like it matters anyways.you?what do you drive? grin can't even say it with a straight face grin grin grin grin
Money is everything my dear.And if a woman is going to drain my resources,it can never be you na!
I can't spend my resources to impress someone I am better than na cheesy when I am not mad smiley

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