PUSSYHOE:
the fastest way to deal with break up is to fvck the hoe's sister

What if she no get sister?

I've never been in love or been into any relationship all my life......so I don't even know what u guys are talking about here.

Womenareape:
best way of avoiding heartbreak is never giving your Heart to those apes called Naija women!

There are meant to be fvcked and dumped just like the principles of garbage

Too harsh

Avast:

What if she no get sister?

Her mama or mama sister nko

banchuz:


Her mama or mama sister nko

Bad Nigga

Wow Nairaland "I've learned so many things on this forum" Good work guys

Offpoint1:
She broke up with me yesterday night and this evening she saw me Dancing to "Zero Problemè" by Patoranking in my Nigga's Saloon.

I feel more hurt when MtN deduct N50 for a caller tone I didn't subscribed for, than when anyone break up with me.

Like I always said "The moment I asked you out, that very moment I start preparing for breakup so when it finally happens you'll be wondering if I was ever in love with you in the first place"

Precisely, the only time I've ever considered suicide was when I was trying to download a porn video of 5mb with Glo network.

my own is wen my download is almost � and d network goes off,I dey cos adenuga join

ideatoprince18:
. ... What if the hoe no get sister??

bleep her murder fucking friends

Toks2008:
In recent times we have read about people taking their lives over a failed relationship or heartbreak and I keep wondering why an individual will take his or her own life over a failed romance whilst the other person has moved on and cares less if you are alive or dead...Nevertheless, studies have shown that people who drift into a state of depression following a heart break are at a very high risk of a medical condition of the heart called "taktsubo cardiomyopathy" — or heartbreak syndrome and this is because they put too much trust and expect so much from the union.

Heartbreak hurts deeply especially when you deeply desire that person but one vital question anyone contemplating suicide over a heartbreak should ask is...'' Will the suicide stop that person from moving on with another person''

If someone truly wants you, h/she will not leave you and if that person leaves then you never had such and you can't lose what you never had. This means that the person was never meant to be yours so rather than kill yourself or go into depression just shake it off and thank GOD that person is out of your life. Yes cry in your closet if you must to let it out but let it ends there.

The best way to handle a heartbreak is to prepare your mind for it and if it eventually happens it won't hurt much.
The best part is that heartbreakers usually want to see their victims depressed and unhappy and the best way to drive them crazy is to be happy with another person and not to be 6feet below.Suicide or depression over heartbreak is never the way out.

I hope this makes sense.

Entertaining write-up. But there's no strongly recommended measure to handle heartbreak outlined in your post.

All the same, you try.

chiommy123:
I find it difficult to believe people kill themselves cos of failed relationship.

Yes, those needy bastards do kill themselves

My advise is. Love yourself first before you attempt loving another person, so when it ends, you will easily seek to preserve your first love, which is yourself

Secondly, never try to control the behavior of another human being by expectin them to care about you, loving you and all that ish. Even the tool they use in cheating belongs to their body not yours, so why should any rational person seek to control what he or she has no control over?

Life is a game, play it and laugh over everything. .. nothing is worth dying for bikonu

THE ONLY SOLUTION IS DRUGS

I believe love exists.
But the greatest true love ever shown is d love of Jesus christ who died for our sins. The love of God who sacrificed his only son for us. All he needs is for us to accept him as our personal Lord and saviour. So y commit suicide because of an ordinary being? Someone dat can't even stay in times of trouble. Nothing in life is worth dieing for.
Love is sweet with d right person.it takes grace to find d right one. Like someone said, relationships of nowadays is all about self and personal interest of both partners. True love do exist and myt hurt so much in d course of heartbreak.
Now to avoid heartbreak, u have to make sure u don't get too attached from d beginning.but if u get too attached,trust me is gonna hurt so bad. But suicide is never an option..all u have to do is learn from ur mistakes,channel d pain to something productive,keep ursef busy,always hang out with friends,take up a new hobby.it's just a matter of time. And bfr u know it, u wld be wondering if u were ever in love in d first place.

maynation:
Why prepare for a heartbreak when you can love without the heart in the first place?

Love without the heart.. Howz that..

Heart break? It may take a while to heal, but Once I'm done with a lady, I'm done. I forget most of your memories. It just goes lol... I become practically empty of any feelings I once had

If u know u have experienced it b4 and u re still single and u are female gather Here let's be dating one another

Love is for the weak.

GrabHisBalls:
How will you spot the real one at the right time when on your end, it's fake?

When you love something, true affection gives itself off. It doesn't need your permission to. That's the heart for you.

You sound very objective and practical. Regurgitating theories belong to the compost bin. How can one vibrate in an emotion and powerful energy of love without the heart?

maynation:


Sorry to disappoint you.
When it's time to settle down, real men will come. Besides, not like it's a most sef.
My peace of mind first.

I think there are real men on Venus..no?

Well, what we call peace of mind can be relative..
But in the real sense of the word, it comes from within, as a result of the percentage of spiritual consciousness one has awoken. It isn't a function of any external factor.

Whether one is married or not, peace of mine can very well still elude you..

The large chunk of people that are deeply affected by heartbreaks are the guys. This is normal because a guy hardly falls in love like the girls"

maynation:


I think it simply means play the player.
You only break my heart when I love you, What if I don't?

iLaugh! Ok o

BdorianGray:


I think there are real men on Venus..no?

Well, what we call peace of mind can be relative..
But in the real sense of the word, it comes from within, as a result of the percentage of spiritual consciousness one has awoken. It isn't a function of any external factor.

Whether one is married or not, peace of mine can very well still elude you..

Good morning Darling? Hope your night was great?


There are real men every where actually, I'm not saying perfect men o but real men.

Anyways, whether one is married or not, peace of mind can still elude him/her. This is actually true and I won't deny it. But the peace of mind I'm talking about is the instance where probably I have decided to leave my life without a man and then some opinionated Nigerians with their generally accepted normalcy will start seeing me as a huge problem and start putting pressures on me being a lady with an imaginary belief that I have a limited time. My peace of mind would come to play, pressures won't get to me, calling me names won't bug me nor would insulting me make any difference.
A real man comes good, it doesn't come fine. I am not one of those ladies who believe that marriage is an achievement. I want a good life and marriage isn't one of my plans to having it.

cc grabhisballs

IamD18:
The best way to handle heartbreak is to avoid heartbreak, and the best way to avoid heartbreak is by not letting anyone be in charge of your heart.

What do I mean? Have it in mind that LOVE does not exist in relationships of this generation, it's all about self and personal interest of both partners. Nothing more.

Be wise! You can't love and be wise at the same time, so choose wisdom over love.

Waoh So Love and wisdom are not related?

You said nothing but the truth.

MrMou:
Enjoy your delusion!

You didn't see where I wrote 'marriage isn't most '?
Enjoy your denial.

Womenareape:
best way of avoiding heartbreak is never giving your Heart to those apes called Naija women!

There are meant to be fvcked and dumped just like the principles of garbage

You sounds really pained, brother... Btw, how come I've never read about you being among those ancestral elites that fall from the sky during the dark age ?

sketchlyrics:
heartbreaks sucks.... i hate gals

Lol, just calm down, you go still fall put again This time, go with your brain

What breaks your heart? Someone’s behavior? Someone’s words? As long as you’re alive, wake up and do something good. Forget about it.
Be bold, courageous. Don’t get stuck with the behavior of people. You needed it. It makes you strong. Be like a lion. Roar like a lion. Joy comes and goes, misery comes and goes. The Pleasure you are hanging on to cannot stay forever, cannot sustain you all the time. So pleasure and pain comes and goes in life. What is the big deal in a broken heart.

Love exists but it’s only for the brave , the kind and the wise. Trust the vibe even when things go wrong. A lot of my music is inspired by the love I receive and share.

BdorianGray:


You sound very objective and practical. Regurgitating theories belong to the compost bin. How can one vibrate in an emotion and powerful energy of love without the heart?

That's all about it.

BdorianGray:


You sound very objective and practical. Regurgitating theories belong to the compost bin. How can one vibrate in an emotion and powerful energy of love without the heart?

de fact say you no sabi how to take charge of your emotion no mean say every oda person no sabi do de same. make una stop to de use una life as standard for odas

IamD18:
The best way to handle heartbreak is to avoid heartbreak, and the best way to avoid heartbreak is by not letting anyone be in charge of your heart.

What do I mean? Have it in mind that LOVE does not exist in relationships of this generation, it's all about self and personal interest of both partners. Nothing more.

Be wise! You can't love and be wise at the same time, so choose wisdom over love.

True talk! But mind you,don't forget its sometimes harder to control your heart..it chooses who to love that's why its harder