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Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by maynation(f): 7:37pm On May 27, 2019
Phock2sweet:
;DDo u mean nooooumber?
I meant Noooooooooooodles.
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by Phock2sweet: 7:38pm On May 27, 2019
maynation:
I meant Noooooooooooodles.
or nipples grin
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by pansophist(m):
Drshobz:
once there is money
your confidence will rise
ur self esteem will increase

the only language most gals understand is money

when I was broke ( not dat am rich) I hardly toast ladies
but now dat am seeing small change
see the way they flock around me

I have fvck 3 friends with money
so my guy go and make money
In the Nigerian context, yes, women will probably flock to you if you have money, but do not confuse that with attraction. She is basically leveraging your need for sex, with her need for finance.

A test you can try to determine if on average, women find you attractive is try pulling off girls richer than you, or girls without a hint that you have money to spare. And if the socio-economical situation of women gets to a point where the money is not a problem for them, then you will see that women are not solely attracted to cash.
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by AstroG: 8:20pm On May 27, 2019
Imagine Life Without Money?? huh huh

Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by aklemp(m):
Ok
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by Telvin7(m): 9:35pm On May 27, 2019
aklemp:
We all search for true unconditional love in life. If someone says they aren't, they're telling a big lie.

A poor/broke guy with a hot girlfriend will be happier than a rich man with the same hot girlfriend as far as love is concerned. The reason rich people may be miserable is because they know deep down people love them for their money/status/achievements and if it weren't because of these vanities people would not care at all about them.

So at the end of the day it depends on what you want. Do you want true love? If yes, by all means avoid using money to get love. When you finally score that hot girl with your character and word of mouth, she will be yours for life and you will feel it
very correct ....nice one
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by Hotworta1: 9:39pm On May 27, 2019
donbachi:
hahahaha...i remember when i started,i walked up to one chick older and bigger than me...i just forgot what to say and what came out of my mouth was"take me home"..she laugh me till her laugh make my own laugh to laugh...and that was how we became friends and dated for 7years.
"...and dated for seven years".

What happened after then? Hope u didn't break the poor girls heart?
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by Hotworta1: 9:41pm On May 27, 2019
SmellySperm:
mtcheew!these farm toolz don't need those....just flash them money
You are here again? With your smelly sperm ooozing all over this platform.


*covers nose*
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by Hotworta1: 9:44pm On May 27, 2019
Davash222:
Or you can just give her money and skip all these steps.
What's money to "some" of us when you don't have sense?!
Huh?
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by Hotworta1: 9:53pm On May 27, 2019
aklemp:
We all search for true unconditional love in life. If someone says they aren't, they're telling a big lie.

A poor/broke guy with a hot girlfriend will be happier than a rich man with the same hot girlfriend as far as love is concerned. The reason rich people may be miserable is because they know deep down people love them for their money/status/achievements and if it weren't because of these vanities people would not care at all about them.

So at the end of the day it depends on what you want. Do you want true love? If yes, by all means avoid using money to get love. When you finally score that hot girl with your character and word of mouth, she will be yours for life and you will feel it
One sensible male here...can i give u a harmless peck?
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by AstroG: 10:16pm On May 27, 2019
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Hotworta1:
What's money to "some" of us when you don't have sense?!
Huh?
Money is the Sense you Oloshos Want

Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by nwaobitex: 10:18pm On May 27, 2019
Op continue oo
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by shiffynaani(m): 10:32pm On May 27, 2019
ubunja:
Money attracts Women and you can get any woman with money...










But a pussy you get without spending cash, by sheer confidence and the power of your words is sweeter.
Baba, pls drop approaching girls miseducations nah. Your boys don dey wait tire o.
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by blackgold2018(m): 10:36pm On May 27, 2019
Drshobz:
once there is money
your confidence will rise
ur self esteem will increase

the only language most gals understand is money

when I was broke ( not dat am rich) I hardly toast ladies
but now dat am seeing small change
see the way they flock around me
I have fvck 3 friends with money u
so my guy go and make money
No bro this's a foolish ideology.
Ain't saying is good to b poor.. but a man dat holds strong confidence as a poor man is a real man.. a potential wealthy man tomorrow.
Just imagined u fall from grace to grass. With ur ideology u will feel empty, like u r nothing.. nobody as u v always been.
This one of the hidden reasons wifes leave der fallen husbands.
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by WoeBetide666: 10:43pm On May 27, 2019
SmellySperm:
mtcheew!these farm toolz don't need those....just flash them money
Hahaha this guy
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by WoeBetide666: 10:45pm On May 27, 2019
bigpriik:
respect women so they can respect your sisters
He's simply calling a spade a spade and a hoe a hoe, no harm done there
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by bigpriik(op): 11:37pm On May 27, 2019
aklemp:
We all search for true unconditional love in life. If someone says they aren't, they're telling a big lie.

A poor/broke guy with a hot girlfriend will be happier than a rich man with the same hot girlfriend as far as love is concerned. The reason rich people may be miserable is because they know deep down people love them for their money/status/achievements and if it weren't because of these vanities people would not care at all about them.

So at the end of the day it depends on what you want. Do you want true love? If yes, by all means avoid using money to get love. When you finally score that hot girl with your character and word of mouth, she will be yours for life and you will feel it
This is the truth they say is bitter that's why most men run away from it.you ask yourself don't the wife and girlfriends of rich men cheat ?if money is all in a relationship why is tonto dikes divorced ?why is tiwa divorced ?a man who understands women is far more attractive than any other type of man.most of these men cannot hold a 5minute interesting conversation with a pretty woman money is the way for them.
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by carter009(m): 11:43pm On May 27, 2019
Stop fooling yourself.
bigpriik:
money spending is not a natural way to attract. women remember be natural it is far better.
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by carter009(m): 11:44pm On May 27, 2019
go and make money and see how she will start a conversation that will last for 2 hours, na you go run, � � � �
bigpriik:
This is the truth they say is bitter that's why most men run away from it.you ask yourself don't the wife and girlfriends of rich men cheat ?if money is all in a relationship why is tonto dikes divorced ?why is tiwa divorced ?a man who understands women is far more attractive than any other type of man.most of these men cannot hold a 5minute interesting conversation with a pretty woman money is the way for them.
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by Starboytwo(m): 11:55pm On May 27, 2019
I like her...hell, I feel Im in love....I love to do all the mumu mumu things for her....

But she traveling out of the country with her sister on Thursday 30-05-19...I don't know if we'd see each other again, damn, I'm damn weak emotionally...
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by bigpriik(op): 11:56pm On May 27, 2019
carter009:
go and make money and see how she will start a conversation that will last for 2 hours, na you go run, � � � �
you can't understand you are still an average man
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by Nobody: 5:35am On May 28, 2019
Hotworta1:
You are here again? With your smelly sperm ooozing all over this platform.

*covers nose*
y are u so pained?u must be one of the farm toolz
#pukes

Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by donbachi(m): 6:22am On May 28, 2019
Hotworta1:
"...and dated for seven years".

What happened after then? Hope u didn't break the poor girls heart?
u want make she pour me hotworta...she got married.
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by lonelygem(m): 7:07am On May 28, 2019
bigpriik:
Once again I am no dating coach am just a natural man who loves to teach my fellow guys(only those willing to learn) how to be natural too with women.whether you accept it or not women are important to a man's life they were created to make men happy a man can never be truly happy without a woman in his life unless he is gay ,or impotent forget the hypocrisy displayed here.

The way to success with women starts from the mind .a man who sees himself as unattractive or is nervous and shy will not be too attractive to women the only we to build your confidence is to change your mindset about women firstly and secondly face your fears .As for the former you have to stop seeing women as being rude,nasty ,wicked ,insulting most women are friendly only a few are nasty probably because they may be lesbians,recently heartbroken,or just naturally have bad attitude not your fault.as for the latter face your fears by approaching women on the street,malls,supermarket, campus etc no matter how they treat you just keep moving this is recommend because if you eventually gets successful either once or twice it will boost your confidence so much that your fears will wear away gradually.you require some good set of skills to add to your confidence.

(1) when you approach a lady for the first time assume strongly in your mind it will be successful and put on a beaming and genuine smile and be relaxed under you skin she is human just like you.when you say hello to a lady for the first time the first thing she does is to read your body language which she is programmed to do naturally if see sense you are nervous ,shaky or lack self belief she may up her defence against you as she perceives you are not man enough.
(2)if she responds positively to you, you can say things like wow looks like someone had a stressful day or you can say why so much hurry life is too short to be in so much hurry lady slow down ,sometimes it doesn't matter what you say just be confident and positive you will be sure of yourself like you are talking to a male friend.if she gives you a frowned face you just smile and still believe in urself its just a test .

(3)extend the convo by asking her where she works ,schools and please don't ask too much questions ,just talk to her freemindedly like you are talking to a guy don't compliment her looks nope don't pass a sexual message too early compliment her intelligence,sense of humour dress sense but not her looks.

(4)don't stay for too long get her number and leave next thing is to fix a date.

my blog is coming soon am not doing this for money and fame and doing it because I love teach people.

byeee
see you next week.
Woooooow..

Interesting but baseless..
I hope your blog will be useful enough to at least feature a link on "how to nurture vegetables from nursery stage.." This will help the masses and contribute to our shaky economy.

Nice write up skills though..
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by bigpriik(op): 9:51am On May 28, 2019
lonelygem:
Woooooow..

Interesting but baseless..
I hope your blog will be useful enough to at least feature a link on "how to nurture vegetables from nursery stage.." This will help the masses and contribute to our shaky economy.

Nice write up skills though..
you are thinking about nurturing vegetables when other nations are thinking travelling to other planets and building advanced machines Blackman and inferiority complex.
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by bigpriik(op): 10:07am On May 28, 2019
MariaLavina:
All these will only work on a lady who has a thing for you and is only waiting for you to shoot your shot.



Be like say this op never chop better slap. grin
All my life even when I was a shy guy a girl has never raised a hand on me the worst I girl has done is to say am not in the mood to talk then I walk away simple..Negative mindst attracts negative energy...
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by carter009(m): 11:40am On May 28, 2019
Average man or not, but I will still advice you to go and make money, you can toast a lady for all I care, but without money nothing for you , no lady need a broke ass dude around her.
bigpriik:
you can't understand you are still an average man
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by bigpriik(op): 11:43am On May 28, 2019
carter009:
Average man or not, but I will still advice you to go and make money, you can toast a lady for all I care, but without money nothing for you , no lady need a broke ass dude around her.
Am not a broke dude hmmm and I don't waste money on women...
Re: This Is How To Toast A Girl Nobody Told You. by kongolo(m): 12:59pm On May 29, 2019
pansophist:
The natural, most effective way for a man to attract a woman is to improve himself and be the best he can be then pick from the pool of women who already finds him attractive. It is a myth that your ''toasting'' skills, or whatever the poster wrote will get you women. It will if you are a valuable man, but it will not if you have no value attached to your being. Even without saying a word, if a woman finds you attractive (valuable), coughing is enough to get her commitment. Let's take for example Davido the musician (or any made man), he will naturally attract women, and they will be loyal to him to an exaggerated degree even if he doesn't reciprocate. When you approach a woman, it is not your sweet mouth that will attract her, but in her mind, she is already calculating complex theories to know if you are worthy of her.

Just as you are strategising to impress her with your toasting game, and be in your best behaviour, women are also on the look-out for quality males (a good catch), and no amount of sweet mouth will get you the woman you desire if you are not valuable. Try to be a catch (the one she is actively searching for), then women will flock to you. As an analogy, it is easier for a farmer to pick the fruits that his bait can reach, than aiming to pluck the ones in untold feet above him. And if she refuses you, in most cases, then she probably considers you below her league, as you do not emerge victorious in the series of evaluation you have undergone in her mind. You didn't pass the'' I will think about it'' test grin.
@emboldened Improve himself and be the best he can be in what ways?
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