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AwkaetitiBabe:
If your hookup does not entail screwing, good and fine.

nuelyoyo:
Did you give her the Samsung phone?

ngwababe:
Nne m ooo,not even a date, just mere wedding and dropping off, she don dey ask for Dubai and shopping? Some people suppose dey receive slap when dem dey lie!

zomoears:
I dey madt!?

I delete her number from my phone immediately na.

Call Uber to come n pick her and she became history immediately.

cyprus000:
You know, the very incentive that got me to quote you again, was the spineless and futile threat of quoting you and receiving thunder. You brain-dead butt-hole stimulated m0r0n. I'm a heartless black mamba in the personification of an oracle. the prerogative of the gods is my patrimony, and I can't wish for any other thing, than to see your wish make an attempt, cos I see that you're catching cold already(editing and re-editing your post) and trying to evade the nemesis i visit your misadventure with, you despicable heap of shît.

A guillotine deserving loathsome repulsiveness, and a flatulent creep of zilch intelligence quotient at that. I'll gladly unplug your life support to charge my phone, due to my unflinching service to humanity, cos I see that you're an odoriferous vicious mongrel designed to bedevil humanity.


You abomination of a thing. You're in for a long thing, cos the still water you unsettled, is just gaining turbulence. Man-bitch ninny idiot.

chieme123:
I would have agreed with you, if I hadn't experienced something similar. A brand new babe I met demanded a dress, a power bank and a generator..... All within the first three days.

And she is from Anambra.

I picked my slippers and ran.

boiz2men:
ypu will send her the money for transport and she will still not come.. am i a prophetr> no. but i can read minds... if you love your emotions, dnt send her anythg

nwanneni:
Age?fam I'm 27.
Got dumped So?life happens!
Misogyny?it's like you like throwing words around carelessly.still doesn't change the fact that most of y'all beg for a living.
Maybe y'all should fix that first.annoys sane minds the Bleep out.
Hometown?what has that gotta do with anything?
And I also doubt we are from the same place cos I know for sure our women aren't this ugly!
Maybe that is why you got dumped by a 40 year old divorcee!cos of your intoxicating entitlement mentality.
Someone you almost killed with marriage talks almost immediately.
I understand your stance sha,you are running on extra time so oge adiro na side gi.
Menopause is knocking we know
When last did you even see your period sef?

anochuko01:
This thread get future pass eko atlantic city. lemme buy this one acre...

A very wise decision.

Raalsalghul:
Logobenz pity am na.

sylve11:
Had similar issue. But mine was asking for sewing machine. She said it out and loud "if I don't get the sewing machine, guy forget it". I was like God, how did I meet this obioma?

beatcoin

You are delusional. I bet you don't have friends you miserable vermin, that's why you quote me even at the expense of lightening strike. I highly recommend you drink sniper rot in hell piece of shit.

Quote me, quote your father!

Poseidon000:
Using useless psychology like embroiling my father in your vapidity, will not aide your escape, cos I take no prisoner of war. I'm mean and ruthless, and no amount of calling the mods to ban me, like a pussy àss you're, will deter me. You obnoxious nincompoop.

I see you couldn't stand my repercussion, and had to take to your heels with your tail between your lap, by deactivating. That's what i do to lascivious aberration of nature like you. May you drown in the pool of life. I curse the day the earth was rendered with a putrescent mass like you.
I know you're reading this, show up with your alternate, so, I can give you a befitting burial. Donkey

Kennygee, sing me a dirge song, so, i can finally bury your husband. Lol

chiommy123:
happy Sunday sir hope today's service was good

DimkpaBini:
The girl chose ShopRite for our first date
That should have tipped me off.I pulled out all the stops trying to impress her, bought the biggest chicken there, ice cream etc.She was forming ajebo for me.She said she wasn't hungry but made sure she packed everything

She then told me she wanted to go shopping and I foolishly agreed....big mistake
The Mumu girl almost finished my one month salary at one go and had the frigging nerve to tell me that it was a good start.I didn't say anything but as soon as she left I blocked her.
Mehn this chick was desperate,she even went as far as contacting my siblings to complain that I was ignoring her
I learnt never to take a girl to ShopRite on a date.If we can't do it somewhere else.. forget it

nwanneni:
mmu?egwu?mba o.
Ne anya ehn,o ga di mma si mgbwe mechalu olu for the day,m bia na yard si kam bia e zulike small,e bia ne nyem nsogbu?
Check Ifanwa,o make sense?
Ndum bu abum onye peace.achoro m nsogbu na ndum.
Obulu na inwelike e nyem udo,mmu na gi ge bi nudo na onwu.mana obulu ni si na obu nsogbu ka gi cholu,m hapuru gi uno ka gi bili so nginwa.
Olu m na lu di so stressful that agam a like e add stress untop biko.

AwkaetitiBabe:
He's my grandfather. Any problem?

Enugupikin:
you must be an introvert who doesn't socialize then

kennygee:
Ladies. See the comments in this post. The one that really saddened me was the sweet girl who got dumped cause she was "demanding". Were her demands really a necessity or were they vain demands?

If you can afford to help out a woman you claim you love when she was in need, not out of vanity, is that a bad thing?

Maybe she was poor and couldn't afford those things she needed, if you could afford it and you've ascertained it is a necessity, is it too bad to help her out?

I pray she is able to hustle, get through this poor phase of her life by getting a decent job or business so she can stand on her own.

If you hustle your way through and become financially independent, they'll say you won't be submissive. If you ask them for money for needs, they'll say you're demanding.

If you dim your light so they can shine, they'll say you lack ambition. If you go to school, gather degrees paid for by yourself and your parents, they'll say you won't be submissive.

If you're a working career woman, they'll say you are not fulfilling your wifely duties, if you're a house wife, you're a liability.

The Nigerian woman is screwed either ways.

Make your own money ladies, work hard to achieve your dreams. Carve a path for your self and observe and look out for the one worth committing to.

In all these, stay off fornication and live the kind of life Christ wants you to live.

Shalom.

Angelfrost:
Well, you guys have not been meeting the right ladies... For me, I have been very fortunate. Most of the ladies I meet are more than willing to do the spending... I was basically swimming in gifts from ladies (Not exaggerating)... That never changed upon graduating till date.

You guys need to up your wooing and dating game... It's only an insecure, needy guy with nothing to do with money that a jobless and lazy slay queen will turn to a personal ATM.

I personally avoid such ladies like the plague that they are.

DennickSoftman:
First date with this naija babe then, she came with her friend without telling me. They ordered two plates of fried rice and chicken each worth N5,000 because they place was expensive but I no shake. Next thing them start to complain say them no like the food and bla bla bla omo e be like say them dey mad ni. Them no chop the food finish come wan do shawama and burger take away, I use style waka go meet them for counter ask for the bill them don first chop, bill reach 15k both food and drinks, I pay waka go outside, enter moto press ahead. Few minutes later my phone start to ring tire, I lock up. Later I receive text messages with many many insult, I come reply "thank you, please feel free to delete my number". Who wan see you again self, you you help.

CodeTemplar:
When things go right, we are prone to explaining them as part of our effort and take glory.
I believe you are lucky or naturally posses some attribute that has helped you met the right ladies and not one useless wooing game. No wooing game will help you discern the mumu in a babe with such precision.

WestGodspower:
This kinda rubbish happened to me twice in one week. I went out with a girl and she suggested shoprite, we got der and she was pulling everything her hands could touch from d shelf into d shoppin cart, i asked her, babe who go pay for all these things? She said you of course, i calm down and told her no p, i gat u, let me go and bring extra cart for u cos tis one is filling up already. I left and never looked back. Deleted her number asap. Kept calling me but never picked. Days later she texted and said she's sorry that she will love to see me again, me i know she just want to try again with a different format.
Second one, after d first one, i had learned my lesson and decided never to take any girl to shoprite again to avoid such stories, invited a girl out to d local bar. Called her, babe where are u, she said we are on our way, i asked who is we, she said me and my friend. And i tot to myself, if her friend looks as good as she looks that i will focus on her. She showed up with two friends both, not good looking at all. They sat down and i started laughing, they asked why i was laughing i looked at them dead on and said 'I'm about to order some expensive shits and leave them to pay for it', they laughed thinkin i was jokin. They ordered for 3 point and kill, i was like only? They ordered plenty hollandia big sized yogurt and chi exotic, i was like only? They said amarula, i said ok I will be back let me go and pay downstair and i zoomed off, never looked back.
I don't have time for arguments and i decided, no decent girls in this life again and I'm gonna hang boot on girls for now.

Elbone2:
Back then in school...Met this pretty chic on campus and got her number...I could tell she was my next gf...Called her by the weekend for us to meet and hang out at a restaurant(fast food)...We agreed to rendezvous by 6pm...At around 5:30pm she called me to ask if she can come with her friends that they were bored and she doesn't want to leave them like that at home,I was like ahh no probs sha thinking she was a reasonable Girl....I got there before her and kept calling to make sure they were coming since i was expecting to see her and may be two of her friends....Only for she to show with five other girls making them six in number....To me this was the height of madness and i wonder what would be more demanding on a simple first date than this?! ..Me wey don budget like 5k for the night but carry extra 5k incase the enjoyment com enter another level(thats i was with 10k only)...I had to call her aside and ask her if they came for a birthday party or something and she kept saying"but i told u na"...I just kept back my cool and asked them to order something...Na when them begin dey place order for rice and chicken with a can of Smirnoff ice each...i just do like say i dey receive call from there Ben Johnson...Dem call my fone tire that night.

KwashB419:
lol something similar happened to be back then in 2009. there was this lady who happens to get my number from God knows where. we got talking and decided to hangout one sunday afternoon. we chose 2 hangout at a place called juice and grillade (now southern fried chicken, this should be familiar to Jos residents). the D-day came and i arrived at the place b4 her though we sheduled it 4 2 o' clock. On getting there, i met some of my paddies there chilling and told dem i am expecting a new gal. i had 2 wait for this gal for another 2 hrs b4 she told me dat she was already on her way coming...i was already feeling exhausted and had 2 wait outside the eatery seated close 2 one cobblers shop. lo and behold 2 bikes arrived each carrying 2 ladies, and one of the ladies dails a number and my phone rang( mind you, i have never met the gal b4 ), dat was my date . i didnt pick d call and kept on calling repeatedly and i didnt pick despite been like 10m away from where they were standing. Finally i decided 2 pick up the call and she affirmed that she was the one standing in from of the eatery, i walked up to her and we all exchanged pleasantries from which we proceeded inside. brothers and sisters i wasnt breathing well.. my friends saw me and the looks on their face could tell it all ( their hommy is in deep shit)...i turned to my "assault team" and asked then what they would love to take, and they all echoed "anything"! brothers and sisters that was my saving Grace, i dashed out to counter b4 any of dem could think of changing their mind. At the counter i requested for 8 bons , 2 for each person( the bons costs 50 naira each, and 4 of smallest cup ice each at 150 naira each.. Got the biggest cup ice cream and two meat pie for myself ( sense will not kill ).. orders arrived and we were served.. was taking my meatpies and they were struggling with thier bons with an everlasting looks on thier faces... peple of God, the bill was brought and it turned out to be 2500 naira only ( had 10k on me though)...i paid the bill with a very big smile on ma face cos i was able to overcome the "assault team".. had to even go get dem polythene leather cos they couldnt finish the bons and had 2 take dem home.

wavylevel:
My brothers.
I nor dey bother with Nigerian girls again. God Forbid!
My advice to men living in Nigeria - Dust your passport, look for visa free countries in Africa. Travel there and have a nice time with girls from other African countries. When you are sure of one, pick that one to be your wife in Nigeria. Let these Nigerian girls and their stinky, greedy attitude go into extinction.
No time for rubbish.

Beadex1:
Met one like that years back, she was working a hotel I lodge for one week plus after coming out from NYSC camp, through out my stay no babe came around I was mostly indoors designing. We became close and the first day she came to my place after I had left the hotel this Igbo girl was talking about money from the beginning till the end of her stay the one that shocked me most was her asking me to get loan from my bank for her to use and pay her school fees and do registration

Ostrogoth:
Firstly, I'd have loved to meet you too but your picture/level of beauty+your reputation as a lover of other people's Benz(es)+your suspicious relationship to Obasanjo=lack of any serious desire. But I'll have you know this, you are only being bitter and that is so unladylike. Meanwhile greet 'grandpa Obasanjo' and tell him he's one of my gr8est heroes, that is if yo don't live in ghettoest ajegunle or warri. Peace/piss out, according to your choice!!