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Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Halezis(m): 10:48am On Jun 19, 2019
ImaIma1:
Abeg I eat before going for weddings, dates, outings to avoid eating out of hunger. I got used to it that even if I am hungry, I would still maintain or I buy my food.

Some people go out on an empty tummy and everything will just be entering their eyes and they end up acting gluttonous.

If it's a date, I allow the guy order first and I order the same thing or less. Ladies need to learn etiquette. And guys too.
This is one thing I'm getting used to. Eat very well before going for events. The last two wedding ceremonies I've attended, just drank and I'm okay.

Some ladies will get to same events, eat well and pack the ones that'd last for the next 3 days. Maybe it's an inborne ladies trait that some managed to escape coming withgrin
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by ImaIma1(f): 10:56am On Jun 19, 2019
Halezis:
This is one thing I'm getting used to. Eat very well before going for events. The last two wedding ceremonies I've attended, just drank and I'm okay.

Some ladies will get to same events, eat well and pack the ones that'd last for the next 3 days. Maybe it's an inborne ladies trait that some managed to escape coming withgrin
I do this at family events...packing foodcheesy. My favourite is always moimoi...lol

One family event i went for, they even packed disposable cups for me...like what da!!!
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Nobody: 10:59am On Jun 19, 2019
ImaIma1:
Abeg I eat before going for weddings, dates, outings to avoid eating out of hunger. I got used to it that even if I am hungry, I would still maintain or I buy my food.

Some people go out on an empty tummy and everything will just be entering their eyes and they end up acting gluttonous.

If it's a date, I allow the guy order first and I order the same thing or less. Ladies need to learn etiquette. And guys too.
there are ppl who are naturally glutinous oo.even if they eat from home b4 going to a ceremony they still cant control themselves around food.u will see them fighting or trying to strangle each other over ordinary jollof rice or fufu with egusi soup and goat meat.well dressed ppl looking well fed.agh i don see a lot for birthdays and wedding ceremonies wey i don attend.there one my friend about this very fat lady who was packing all the takeaways in one big bacco bag in one wedding ceremony.her husband was sitting at one corner looking helplessly while ppl were snicking and laghing at her.
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Halezis(m): 11:06am On Jun 19, 2019
ImaIma1:
I do this at family events...packing foodcheesy. My favourite is always moimoi...lol
There's actually no biggie when it's family events. So even go as far as hustling food and drinks at someone's burialgrin

Disposable cup?cheesy Maybe so it won't be wasted or you might need it for drinks or anything latersmiley
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by ImaIma1(f): 11:17am On Jun 19, 2019
lefulefu:
there are ppl who are naturally glutinous oo.even if they eat from home b4 going to a ceremony they still cant control themselves around food.u will see them fighting or trying to strangle each other over ordinary jollof rice or fufu with egusi soup and goat meat.well dressed ppl looking well fed.agh i don see a lot for birthdays and wedding ceremonies wey i don attend.there one my friend about this very fat lady who was packing all the takeaways in one big bacco bag in one wedding ceremony.her husband was sitting at one corner looking helplessly while ppl were snicking and laghing at her.
It was for her dog grin
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Nobody: 11:22am On Jun 19, 2019
cheesy
ImaIma1:
It was for her dog grin
cheesy[quote author=ImaIma1 post=79474084]which dog? iyam very sure it was all for herself.d way my guy described d way she was packing all d food got me laughing so hard dat i even farted.
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by davillian(m): 11:43am On Jun 19, 2019
lefulefu:
there are ladies who are light feeders cos they are maintaning their shape or figure.i had a friend like that.if u take her out she dey eat little and wen u encourage her to eat more she go tell u she's ok. the babe is always about her shape and how she loves it dat way. girls dey wey no dey too freak over food. anyway one quick way i dey sabi babes wey be gluttons na d ones wey carry big belle upandan.anytime u see q babe with big stomach then probability go dey say she might be a glutton cos all d food and beer wey she don consume on different outings from various guys never fit digest hence dem go come create gas inside d tummy and make d stomach inflamed.anyway there are girls who are not all about food and drink so u try go for those ones.dem many.
I get your point.
Hungry girls don't keep any shape.
They eat like its their last meal on earth lol.
For a girl to be watching weight or be a light eater means food is not her problem.

Before I de slash full loaf of bread into 2.
But now 2 slice I'm OK.
When there is surplus of food consumption reduce except the person is a glutton.
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Calapar(op): 12:08pm On Jun 19, 2019
EVILFOREST:
All NIGERIAN MEN were born into wealthy Homes.
While
All NIGERIAN LADIES were born into impoverished homes.

That’s the REASON
angry angry angry you bad ooooh
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Calapar(op): 12:11pm On Jun 19, 2019
lefulefu:
there are ladies who are light feeders cos they are maintaning their shape or figure.i had a friend like that.if u take her out she dey eat little and wen u encourage her to eat more she go tell u she's ok. the babe is always about her shape and how she loves it dat way. girls dey wey no dey too freak over food. anyway one quick way i dey sabi babes wey be gluttons na d ones wey carry big belle upandan.anytime u see q babe with big stomach then probability go dey say she might be a glutton cos all d food and beer wey she don consume on different outings from various guys never fit digest hence dem go come create gas inside d tummy and make d stomach inflamed.anyway there are girls who are not all about food and drink so u try go for those ones.dem many.
Big belle gang...I run away from them too. Most of the them are obviously gluttons.
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jun 19, 2019
davillian:
I get your point.
Hungry girls don't keep any shape.
They eat like its their last meal on earth lol.
For a girl to be watching weight or be a light eater means food is not her problem.

Before I de slash full loaf of bread into 2.
But now 2 slice I'm OK.
When there is surplus of food consumption reduce except the person is a glutton.
very true and understand there are ladies who mainly go for outings just to eat and not to know the guycheesy. As she don chop from u na so two or three other guys go halla her and she go go chop for dere.extreme poverty as u yarn am dey play a role and also greed cos if not these two cause then wats it in ordinary jellof rice or fried rice wey she go dey fight herself overcheesy.anyway these threads go be an eye opener for such ladies and in their next outings with guys dem go come dey code demselves wen it comes to outingscheesy.
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Calapar(op): 1:08pm On Jun 19, 2019
lefulefu:
very true and understand there are ladies who mainly go for outings just to eat and not to know the guycheesy. As she don chop from u na so two or three other guys go halla her and she go go chop for dere.extreme poverty as u yarn am dey play a role and also greed cos if not these two cause then wats it in ordinary jellof rice or fried rice wey she go dey fight herself overcheesy.anyway these threads go be an eye opener for such ladies and in their next outings with guys dem go come dey code demselves wen it comes to outingscheesy.
Hahahahah....we hope this thread would help them. Henceforth, I won't buy any food at first date, only drinks and we talk heart to heart. If she orders for food hungrily I either leave her there and zoom off or ask her to pay her bills.
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Calapar(op): 1:09pm On Jun 19, 2019
What is even painful is immediately after eating that's when they start feeling sleepy and wanna go home....sucks!
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Adonko(m): 1:19pm On Jun 19, 2019
lefulefu:
there are ladies who are light feeders cos they are maintaning their shape or figure.i had a friend like that.if u take her out she dey eat little and wen u encourage her to eat more she go tell u she's ok. the babe is always about her shape and how she loves it dat way. girls dey wey no dey too freak over food. anyway one quick way i dey sabi babes wey be gluttons na d ones wey carry big belle upandan.anytime u see q babe with big stomach then probability go dey say she might be a glutton cos all d food and beer wey she don consume on different outings from various guys never fit digest hence dem go come create gas inside d tummy and make d stomach inflamed.anyway there are girls who are not all about food and drink so u try go for those ones.dem many.
I swear bro these type of girls full Benin well well dem go get three (3) stomach, fat anyhow like Buffalo ,full wide thighs and wide Ass dem go begin waka like agric fowl or old layer, dem dey drink anyhow...if you want to see dem on Sunday evening around 6pm from Agbor road, down to Agbor park down to cathedral to road to Asaba any beer parlour everywhere go full .

When it comes to sex na dem go just first lie down flat troway leg for air dey tell you say oya make u climb fuvvvk na.. Very sex lazy ..Na dem be dat food and beer gang .
E get one wen I catch one time her Name na mabel ....mabel go carry small stout 7 bottles finish am early morning wen she Neva even eat ..she dey drink like horse I run Na ..eat everything, she nu dey forbid anything .
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Calapar(op):
Adonko:
I swear bro these type of girls full Benin well well dem go get three (3) stomach, fat anyhow like Buffalo ,full wide thighs and wide Ass dem go begin waka like agric fowl or old layer, dem dey drink anyhow...if you want to see dem on Sunday evening around 6pm from Agbor road, down to Agbor park down to cathedral to road to Asaba any beer parlour everywhere go full .

When it comes to sex na dem go just first lie down flat troway leg for air dey tell you say oya make u climb fuvvvk na.. Very sex lazy ..Na dem be dat food and beer gang .
E get one wen I catch one time her Name na mabel ....mabel go carry small stout 7 bottles finish am early morning wen she Neva even eat ..she dey drink like horse I run Na ..eat everything, she nu dey forbid anything .
grin grin grin grin grin your dxck sef no go fit enter, na only thigh you go dey bleep
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by asalimpo(m): 2:04pm On Jun 19, 2019
ImaIma1:
So Nigerian men are intelligent??

It could be that you are meeting the wrong women...the same type of women.

But it's ok. Quite a number of Nigerian guys especially on this forum get a rush bashing Nigerian ladies. They choose to see and capitalize on the bad ones.

As i said in another similar female-bashing thread, it is only an unexposed and narrow minded guy that will make such conclusions based on his own limited and inconsequential experience.
per capita or per pound or per cent (100), socio economic factors being equal, the number of smart, decent people swing towards men rather than women. This isnt female bashing. They r many factors which make intellectual developmnt unappealing to women. Go to book sellers on the street and ask them who buys their books, they'll tell u it's not women. I do ask.
The average woman has this things in her mind: how do i look?
How can i look more beautiful?
Sexx sexx sexx (just like men),
money, how can i get it (just like men),
attention (how to get more or fight off what is keeping it from coming in-tht's where d girl fights come in).
When a woman sees another woman, she notices her beauty nd critiques it-quickly in her mind- notices her hand bag, hair etc.
It is this thought patterns that make d average woman junk upstairs.
Now, imagine a mind that operates like this having to dwell on something higher than this? Logic,mathematics, politics, etc! It wont work! Women arent inferior to men- their minds r full of sh*t.
So whatabout women who are successful etc. First,these women associate more with men,who groom them. 2) they had encouraging family: father mother siblings.
3) while they r intellectually /technically sound,they may b emotionally weak . E.g there's a female foodseller where i stay, she is high strung nd anger prone. Dyu notice this trait among women? It's rampant- emotions rather than logic sways their thinking. I've noticed this in preachers,professors, etc.

Women hav no incentive to develop their minds- everymn wants pvssy and with such a powerful battering tool, why develop ur mind? Think of it? Most womn r so deluged with attention frm men, who just want a tumble in d hay, tht they can get almost anything they want in life thru-pvssy!
So womn spend more time being attractive -physcally- than mentally. Which brings up the issue of fake eyelashes,handbag, fake hair,etc.
This phenomenom of most women being dumber than their male counterparts is global!
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by carter009(m): 2:14pm On Jun 19, 2019
Broke ass Liar
KristaPretty:
It has to do with an Individual. Some MEN suck at dates too!

One date I went on, the guy was gisting me about his ex girlfriend who always urinate on the bed {for over 2hours he was just talking trashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sad sad sad}... like wtf
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by ImaIma1(f): 2:32pm On Jun 19, 2019
asalimpo:
per capita or per pound or per cent (100), socio economic factors being equal, the number of smart, decent people swing towards men rather than women. This isnt female bashing. They r many factors which make intellectual developmnt unappealing to women. Go to book sellers on the street and ask them who buys their books, they'll tell u it's not women. I do ask.
The average woman has this things in her mind: how do i look?
How can i look more beautiful?
Sexx sexx sexx (just like men),
money, how can i get it (just like men),
attention (how to get more or fight off what is keeping it from coming in-tht's where d girl fights come in).
When a woman sees another woman, she notices her beauty nd critiques it-quickly in her mind- notices her hand bag, hair etc.
It is this thought patterns that make d average woman junk upstairs.
Now, imagine a mind that operates like this having to dwell on something higher than this? Logic,mathematics, politics, etc! It wont work! Women arent inferior to men- their minds r full of sh*t.
So whatabout women who are successful etc. First,these women associate more with men,who groom them. 2) they had encouraging family: father mother siblings.
3) while they r intellectually /technically sound,they may b emotionally weak . E.g there's a female foodseller where i stay, she is high strung nd anger prone. Dyu notice this trait among women? It's rampant- emotions rather than logic sways their thinking. I've noticed this in preachers,professors, etc.

Women hav no incentive to develop their minds- everymn wants pvssy and with such a powerful battering tool, why develop ur mind? Think of it? Most womn r so deluged with attention frm men, who just want a tumble in d hay, tht they can get almost anything they want in life thru-pvssy!
So womn spend more time being attractive -physcally- than mentally. Which brings up the issue of fake eyelashes,handbag, fake hair,etc.
This phenomenom of most women being dumber than their male counterparts is global!
You may have made some valid points though I would not be quick to say that Nigerian men are more intelligent compared to their female counterparts.

Just the way we have guys who are preoccupied with quick riches and malicious devices regardless of the ripple effects of others, we also have ladies who live for fake lashes, hair, handbags, etc.

Unfortunately, your distorted mumbo jumbo doesn't do much to validate your last line. Well except you are excluded from the intelligent Nigerian or "global" men.
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by KristaPretty(f): 2:41pm On Jun 19, 2019
carter009:
Broke ass Liar
Because I didn't tell them you had mouth odor toohuh Abeg carry your rotten egg mouth odor away jor!
Re: Most Nigerian Women Suck At Dates by Calapar(op): 11:01pm On Jun 23, 2019
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