Deepfeel:

Hahaha yeah man I can see analqueenluci has the apple butts too, guy if u ever get that Chance to cut that apple Dont forget me

Bro, no vex but you go wait in vain. I'm not the sharing type.

Bigcowhorn:


Bro, no vex but you go wait in vain. I'm not the sharing type.

In that case is every man for himself, let me kukuma sell my father's house to cut that apple

Bigcowhorn:


Bro, no vex but you go wait in vain. I'm not the sharing type.

Major luci of 1001 deadly tortures ...u av heared wheeee from dis handsome young dudes ...
Luci ur ass is now apple pie ~ courtesy of bigcow n his brother deepfeel Lmao
Is fun fun though




Fvvck ....is so bloody cold in my room

Bigcowhorn:


Late 30s... early 40s max. You may be older than me by a few years but you are still a babe and you give me a serious hard on sometimes.

Hard on!
Bleep you get a life bigcow

AnalQueenluci:


Hard on!
Bleep you get a life bigcow

I dey try ooo

AnalQueenluci:



Fvvck ....is so bloody cold in my room

Must you stab and twist the knife as well?

AnalQueenluci:



Major luci of 1001 deadly tortures ...u av heared wheeee from dis handsome young dudes ...
Luci ur ass is now apple pie ~ courtesy of bigcow n his brother deepfeel Lmao
Is fun fun though





Fvvck ....is so bloody cold in my room

Analqueenluci this one you dey call torture unpadan hope I will make it out alive the day you allow me to cut that apple am not a fighter Biko am a lover , bigcowhorn this your girl sounds dangerous o

Deepfeel:


Analqueenluci this one you dey call torture unpadan hope I will make it out alive the day you allow me to cut that apple am not a fighter Biko am a lover , bigcowhorn this your girl sounds dangerous o

She is dangerous that is why i am not going all out to get her. Imagine having my balls crushed on a daily basis by an army officer of a babe? What will i tell my people?

luminouz:



U don't know me at all...
I'm part of the ukwu crew,why u tagging my name to big breasts?
The girl u mentioned is more than just a pair of big boobs,she has other fantastic qualities unrelated to her body parts..


Last question...really,just who Dafuq are U??

Do you know you are d funniest guy in nairaland ,i swear to my grandfathers grave...Your mentions are not funny but ur motives & plights
Yeah yeah! victorian is more than cleopatra of the noles i know ,
At d bolded ,U dont know me ,but i know u quite alright , you are lefule..fus friend
Am major luciana , Am always on a lowkey but today am out of my shell to have fun with friends at least to cool my shaky brain..

Am show me respect ok ,dat dafuq is rude

AnalQueenluci:




Do you know you are d funniest guy in nairaland ,i swear to my grandfathers grave...Your mentions are not funny but ur motives & plights
Yeah yeah! victorian is more than cleopatra of the noles i know ,
At d bolded ,U dont know me ,but i know u quite alright , you are lefule..fus friend
Am major luciana , Am always on a lowkey but today am out of my shell to have fun with friends at least to cool my shaky brain..

Am show me respect ok ,dat dafuq is rude

Oh...sorry major... My bad!!

AnalQueenluci:




Do you know you are d funniest guy in nairaland ,i swear to my grandfathers grave...Your mentions are not funny but ur motives & plights
Yeah yeah! victorian is more than cleopatra of the noles i know ,
At d bolded ,U dont know me ,but i know u quite alright , you are lefule..fus friend
Am major luciana , Am always on a lowkey but today am out of my shell to have fun with friends at least to cool my shaky brain..

Am show me respect ok ,dat dafuq is rude

Ur response, i twale!

AnalQueenluci:




Do you know you are d funniest guy in nairaland ,i swear to my grandfathers grave...Your mentions are not funny but ur motives & plights
Yeah yeah! victorian is more than cleopatra of the noles i know ,
At d bolded ,U dont know me ,but i know u quite alright , you are lefule..fus friend
Am major luciana , Am always on a lowkey but today am out of my shell to have fun with friends at least to cool my shaky brain..

Am show me respect ok ,dat dafuq is rude

He's not lefulefu

Lefulefu is based in Benin., luminouz is based in the western part of Nigeria.

They are two different guys.


But wait o! You are major Luciana

Bigcowhorn:



She is dangerous that is why i am not going all out to get her. Imagine having my balls crushed on a daily basis by an army officer of a babe? What will i tell my people?

something must kill a man

victorian:








He's not lefulefu

Lefulefu is based in Benin., luminouz is based in the western part of Nigeria.

They are two different guys.


But wait o! You are major Luciana

Vicky i didnt say he is lefule.fu but they are best of friends , one of the tighest friends in nairaland alongside iamplato...

I am my dear ,luciana frm crossriver serving in buea militaire(english though) province

Deepfeel:

something must kill a man

Stop saying that ,thats hw u guys die like chicken in the hands of demonic girls ...

Bigcowhorn:



She is dangerous that is why i am not going all out to get her. Imagine having my balls crushed on a daily basis by an army officer of a babe? What will i tell my people?

U tell dem gross misconduct ,crushed ur kolanut nt major ,
Imagine wat u will do 4 me to do dat!
Yes ,Sleeping with my younger sisters in a show of alpha male

AnalQueenluci:



U tell dem gross misconduct ,crushed ur kolanut nt major ,
Imagine wat u will do 4 me to do dat!
Yes ,Sleeping with my younger sisters in a show of alpha male

Noted. But I like em older not younger

Bigcowhorn:


Must you stab and twist the knife as well?

Dis is a love season not hate and stab season

AnalQueenluci:



Stop saying that ,thats hw u guys die like chicken in the hands of demonic girls ...

But it's true na if a woman was the downfall of man according to the story of Adam and Eve, who am I not to fall, the worlds strongest man samson fell for a woman, the wisest king Solomon fell for women, the man after God's heart king David fell for a way

luminouz:


Oh...sorry major... My bad!!

Yes ur bad...apology accepted

Deepfeel:

But it's true na if a woman was the downfall of man according to the story of Adam and Eve, who am I not to fall, the worlds strongest man samson fell for a woman, the wisest king Solomon fell for women, the man after God's heart king David fell for a way

Must you fall to woman u arent samson
u ar deepdick ..y not die for the woman u love ,instead of dying on a diabolical LovePeddler's bed

tosinosam:

Ur response, i twale!

Amatarashas brother tanks

Whats geek?

AnalQueenluci:




Must you fall to woman u arent samson
u ar deepdick ..y not die for the woman u love ,instead of dying on a diabolical LovePeddler's bed

What's the difference dying for a LovePeddler or a righteous woman Christ died for all right?

Bigcowhorn:


Masturbation. That is what he meant by Vaseline crew.

oooh! Thanks For This enlighten

Deepfeel:

Searching for a local match I fantasize about them, just wishing to see a girl that matches them around my state

This Guy Do You Really Mean It ?

Deepfeel:

What's the difference dying for a LovePeddler or a righteous woman Christ died for all right?

Praaaaaaise da lord! Deepdick talks about christ

Yes he died 4 ur sin !

TANID:
This Guy Do You Really Mean It ?

Ahh yes na is it impossible? She might not be a slay queen but at least let her have those physical features

Lovepeddler leaves u during d time of supplication ,

While ur lover shows her prowess at d time of supplications ... because he cant live nor sleep without u

AnalQueenluci:



Praaaaaaise da lord! Deepdick talks about christ

Yes he died 4 ur sin !

Haba who be deepdick see am not a bad guy o remove that d*ck it's feel Biko

AnalQueenluci:





Vicky i didnt say he is lefule.fu but they are best of friends , one of the tighest friends in nairaland alongside iamplato...

I am my dear ,luciana frm crossriver serving in buea militaire(english though) province

Oh OK.

You are in the military.

That's nice. Wow

And you are a Major? As in real Major?

victorian:








Oh OK.

You are in the military.

That's nice. Wow

And you are a Major? As in real Major?

Yes my dear in cameroum ,
In nigerian setting isnt possible due to nepotism,corruption ,tribalism, religionialism and gender inequality most espiacially ,
At least over there female military arent viewed as prosti...tes like in nigeria ,
This nigerian factors hinders the growth statutory of a female soldiers ,
I love fun so much thats y am here ,instead of excess mnet ,universal,telemundo, century fox on my free n leisure time i sneak in here to read funny ,pussy dripping ,educative and uplifting comments/news/stories

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