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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Reptyle(m): 9:02am On Jul 16, 2019
Perhaps you aren't your father's biological daughter and your mum is concerned about "implications"!

Have a heart to heart talk with your mum but keep an open mind.

It could also just be your mum being overtly protective in the face of numerous strange stories we hear these days.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by ElsonMorali: 9:02am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?

Why did you bring your story here if you won't listen to advice? Why will a grown girl like you with soft buttocks go and be sitting on her father's laps? Kilode gan gan.

Stop it! It's not right. But I'm sure you'll argue that it's right. Issorite. Go and be sitting on your daddy's laps, daddy's girl.

Your mother has lived on earth longer than you. Listen to her. She's a wise woman. She knows your dad way better than you can know him.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Menance: 9:02am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.

You just finished 1st "semester" and you said it's your father's laps that you're hungry for.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Ubdavis(m): 9:03am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?

I would like to advice u that there is a limit to everything, it may come to a point where necessary adjustment should be made. The distance between his laps and his anaconda is very close, how will it feel when u step on it.. If such display of affection was generally accepted in ur family , it would have been a different thing, but for now, u may have to adjust, or fight to make every one accommodate it, but be ready for d outcome...

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Chibokgame: 9:03am On Jul 16, 2019
Okay,
But i was expecting pictures of the bruises your mummy inflicted on you.

Anyway, it could be that your Dad gets moves by body contact.

And your mummy knows about that.
By the way,
Have you notice those visible changes on your body.?

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Jabioro: 9:03am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
Your Husband

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by ericmor: 9:03am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

you don't know me. in all my siblings, I'm the one that looks like him the most. so your assertion is wrong.

Like what one of my friend use to say, is the person baby sleep with and grow up with they use to resemble. I know he has is own reason for always saying that bcs I don’t know how true that is

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Kposkila: 9:04am On Jul 16, 2019
Celestial777:


No crime joor.
but when did you feel like something is growing or feeling as though you sat on a snake
You wanna stand up but you cant. You feel you can kill the growing snake by pressing your
yansh hard against it.
Pls talk true
This is epic
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Lexusgs430: 9:04am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.


Don't mind Mummy..... Come sit on my laps...... cheesy
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by comtem2011: 9:04am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

you don't know me. in all my siblings, I'm the one that looks like him the most. so your assertion is wrong.
Don't mind him, your mum is just being careful, that's all. its a normal thing, there is a limit to everything in life. If it"s me, I will do the same thing. Don't mind those telling you its not your dad.

We have been reading and hearing stories about father sleeping with their daughters.
Even among siblings of opposite sex, there should be a limit to their closeness.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by bimgo: 9:04am On Jul 16, 2019
Come and sit on my KONDO
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by harizonal123(m): 9:05am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
Only God knows how soft your ass is. My sister the d..k thinks separately on its own from that of the owner. Pls don't do that again
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by enemyofprogress: 9:05am On Jul 16, 2019
Bad girl, you wan wake up your dad's prick for nothing without giving something back
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Radiant1020(f): 9:06am On Jul 16, 2019
Deepfeel:

Sit only on your boyfriend's laps Biko your dad's laps are for your mom to sit on grin the d*ck response to physical touches too so his d*ck might just stand like that even if his nothing thinking it

Chai! I'm seeing things on nairaland
Don't tell me your body will respond to your daughters'

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by donfineboi: 9:06am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.

You must be an olodo

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Dolorsa: 9:06am On Jul 16, 2019
Tell your mum to show you your biological father
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by enemyofprogress: 9:07am On Jul 16, 2019
harizonal123:

Only God knows how soft your ass is. My sister the d..k thinks separately on its own from that of the owner. Pls don't do that again
don't mind her, I dey here she no fit come sit on my laps na her father's own dey hungry her. Shamuless girl.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Blakjewelry(m): 9:07am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
don't worry your mom might just be old school, she might just felt you are a woman now. as in you are now in school no more daddy's girl

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by naturefellow(m): 9:07am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?
is there a shortage of sofas in your parlour? Just thinking out loud.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by desthan(m): 9:07am On Jul 16, 2019
Katier00:
It is very improper to sit on your father's laps

At a certain age cool

You ommitted the above, please complete your sentence.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Btruth: 9:08am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?
but all the same, you still needs to yield to advices given to you my dear.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by enemyofprogress: 9:08am On Jul 16, 2019
Radiant1020:


Chai! I'm seeing things on nairaland
Don't tell me your body will respond to your daughters'
some pricks no dey hear word and no dey discriminate o
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by jeruzi(m): 9:09am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
She is only saving you and your father from incest. It might look innocent and harmless, but emotions and affection can rise if care is not taken. The devil don't play fair.
It doesn't mean you are not his daughter, but it is better to be careful than to be sorry. She loves both of you. asdfjklhaha

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Rollitout: 9:10am On Jul 16, 2019
Mummy is trying to help you not to seat on another man's lap order than your dad

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by nicepoker101(m): 9:10am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

you don't know me. in all my siblings, I'm the one that looks like him the most. so your assertion is wrong.
That's just a coincidence. Ask your mum if that man is truly your dad.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by enemyofprogress: 9:11am On Jul 16, 2019
Blakjewelry:

don't worry your mom might just be old school, she might just felt you are a woman now. as in you are now in school no more daddy's girl
not only that, maybe the mother knows that the babe no dey wear pant or na g string wey dey make work start quick she dey always wear
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by stagger: 9:11am On Jul 16, 2019
The thing is this: it is no longer appropriate to do this as a grown woman. It is all about moral decency.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Lovelyn451(f): 9:12am On Jul 16, 2019
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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 9:12am On Jul 16, 2019
how can you sit down on your Dad's lap it is stupidity

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 9:12am On Jul 16, 2019
how can you sit down on your Dad's lap it is stupidity

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by ezenna191(m): 9:13am On Jul 16, 2019
Believe it or not your dad's d*ck is not a saint and you won't know when incest starts. Even Professors in Religion and Morals have been brought down by what you did. Respect the opinion of your mother and try it no more. Your responses show you've had a good taste of the honey pie or can you sincerely say you're a virgin?

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