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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:03am On Jul 16, 2019
Mcy56:

@ the bolded, plenty men nowadays.
Lots of perverts roaming the street. Quite a number of men sleeping with their daughters. News of this abound in the media. It's disheartening really!
Women are not pervert right??

There are many women pervert roaming the street too..

Stop shielding your gender unnecessarily!!!
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by AreaFada2: 10:03am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.

My dear, although totally innocent, your mum may not share your view. It used to be very normal but life is changing. Better to listen to your mum though.

But I hope your mother is not sending a coded message about your "real blood" relationship with your dad.

I do not mean to cast any aspersions (as we all revere our mums) BUT up to 40% of kids belong to another man outside. Fact of life.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by ChristyB(f): 10:03am On Jul 16, 2019
Thanks love for clarifying that fool..
That's how thy come online trying to poison people's mind.

asdfjklhaha:

you don't know me. in all my siblings, I'm the one that looks like him the most. so your assertion is wrong.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Deepfeel(m): 10:03am On Jul 16, 2019
eni4real:
Na dem shocked
Na dem who? undecided
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Olufemiolaolu(m): 10:04am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
your mum is only worry about the current trend of daddy rodding their daughter. her fears is normal.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:05am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?


koshi lo joor. you are so adamant to correction.
the scriptures say. while I was child I talked like a child I thought like a child I reasoned like a child, but when I became a man I put childish ways behind me. the book of Corinthians says so.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:05am On Jul 16, 2019
Deepfeel:

Na dem who? undecided
You were making a good point until that girl distracted you with her beauty grin
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Mcy56(f): 10:06am On Jul 16, 2019
eni4real:
Women are not pervert right?? There are many women pervert roaming the street too..
Stop shielding your gender unnecessarily!!!
We all know girls, ladies and women are mostly the target when it comes to this.
You cant compare the ratio.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:08am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?
Oh girl you are looking for something. And you will find it soon

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by zeestone99(m): 10:09am On Jul 16, 2019
NACE13:
This is how incest started.....unconsciously. Babe, the brain of a man is wired differently when it comes to things like this. Even if he isn't thinking anything, just few movements will get his schlong up. Your mom did the right thing, don't do that again.
I'm talking from experience.
PS: Happened to female friend who I had nothing for

You are very wrong(my opinion). Are you telling me your schlong comes up when you see your sisters even if underwear. Anyway for me i won't have any feeling
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by micxwell(m): 10:10am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?
Much younger! You're all grown up now. Pervert or not just cut it..

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by sulakishop(m): 10:10am On Jul 16, 2019
You are playing Russian roulette, so momma sparked

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Deepfeel(m): 10:10am On Jul 16, 2019
eni4real:
You were making a good point until that girl distracted you with her beauty grin
Hahaha her beauty is worth the distraction Biko
Radiant1020 my heart beats for you my Fulani beauty kiss am ready to collect 1000 strokes of canes for you
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by UkpabiSun: 10:12am On Jul 16, 2019
She knows your father very well.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by skukimania(f): 10:12am On Jul 16, 2019
Well, it could be the beginning of incest. I think your mum's motto is "trust nobody"!
Ok? bye!
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by ufotty2001: 10:13am On Jul 16, 2019
shadrach77:


Don’t be angry at those who question if you are your father's daughter. They are on YOUR side. Technically, they are saying you have NOT done anything wrong
The same way buhari said we have defeated book haram technically.. If u like continue seating on ur dad leg men brain is wireless it connect directly to women virgi.na
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:14am On Jul 16, 2019
Mcy56:

It's also advisable not to allow a man bath your baby girl, be it uncle, dad or any male. They shouldn't clean for them after defecating.
It's meant to protect the girl-child from any sexual assault.
The world is really going cra.zy and female children are mostly at the receiving end of this sexual molestation.
Its better to prevent than be sorry.
Paranoid world..

At least that will reduce my stress as a father...

The woman should wake up early in the morning and do the bathing and the dress up herself..... Nonsense!!!

You guys are sounding as if there are no sexual assault from female maids/relatives on female children too.. Does that mean Mother's should not take care of their own daughters??

Categorizing Father's with male strangers and as potential rapist is very disrespectful!!!

It is wrong to be excessively close with a grown-up daughter, that is understandable but to restrict a man (who provide for the Wellbeing of everyone) from bonding with his precious daughter, is nothing but paranoia and modern day disrespect toward Fathers..

Let any Woman try that rubbish with me..

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:15am On Jul 16, 2019
I guess your mum is swayed by recent happening in this our generation. It's nothing big I think..
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by maigemuu: 10:16am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

you don't know me. in all my siblings, I'm the one that looks like him the most. so your assertion is wrong.

Aunty forget assertion.

Stories we read these days dey make devil self wonder. Lies n deceits don heap up so tay church of Satan self dey issue rejoinder to counter allegations. Stick to your mum's correction...konji no sabi racial abuse...dick get brain and a heart of its own. It only takes the feeling of a buttocks to resuscitate it.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Psoul(m): 10:16am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

you don't know me. in all my siblings, I'm the one that looks like him the most. so your assertion is wrong.

Looking much like him does not guarantee he is ur biological father. Ask ur mom why she did that.
Pulling u by the ear shows that she had warned u about it and u seen not to heed to her advice.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by seanwilliam(m): 10:17am On Jul 16, 2019
Stillthebest:



I wonder oooo... Someone's child !!! Except for devil,rituals or the man knows he's not the father
shut up and face the reality. dick respond to physical touch of buttocks. it does nt matter wether ur mind is there or not. it has brain on its own. dnt com and form for us here!
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by frozen70(f): 10:19am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.

Stop deceiving yourself

Don't you know that anything can happen ❓

As matured as you are ❗

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:19am On Jul 16, 2019
Mcy56:

We all know girls, ladies and women are mostly the target when it comes to this.
You cant compare the ratio.
You never jam crazy female maid assaulting tour daughters..

You never jam adult female assaulting young boys...

It happens but very underreported, and that does not mean it's not happening!!

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Graduateacher(f): 10:19am On Jul 16, 2019
eni4real:
And those sick people are majorly men??

It is not about being sick, it is just a moral etiquette suitable for this generation!!!

Gender gap must be maintained between Father's and daughters
And Mothers should not dress up in the presence of his son however young he is..

This is a 21st /Pornography century

Sad but true!!!


You're asking me if the sickness is mostly among men and in the same composition, you're advising that gender gap must be maintained between fathers and daughters. You didn't say it should also be maintained between mothers and sons, so you've already agreed with the statement you opposed initially.



"Pe..nis doesn't usually have sense" you should know what this means
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by FIRDAUS3(m): 10:19am On Jul 16, 2019
Only a good mother does that, don't be panic
Its well
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:20am On Jul 16, 2019
Deepfeel:

Hahaha her beauty is worth the distraction Biko
Radiant1020 my heart beats for you my Fulani beauty kiss am ready to collect 1000 strokes of canes for you
grin
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:20am On Jul 16, 2019
skukimania:
Well, it could be the beginning of incest. I think your mum's motto is "trust nobody"!
Ok? bye!
She is Paranoid too!!
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Stillthebest: 10:20am On Jul 16, 2019
seanwilliam:
shut up and face the reality. dick respond to physical touch of buttocks. it does nt matter wether ur mind is there or not. it has brain on its own. dnt com and form for us here!

You will have to tell your father, whose dick responds anyhow to her daughter, at home to shut up.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Airoflaw(m): 10:21am On Jul 16, 2019
Carlyboi:
On mine darling!its available.smiles!but on another note mum might just trying to avoid stories that touch so devil won’t just visit daddy’s mind for a few minutes or maybe daddy is not the real daddy too you never kno but Op hope this your story real sha?
have you not heard about real father giving krest to their real daughter. So it not about d father not being d real father its Wat the mother thinks the father can do angry
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:22am On Jul 16, 2019
Nice one from the mum. Whether he's her dad or not, grown-up daughters should not be too close to male relatives e.g brother, father, uncle etc.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 10:23am On Jul 16, 2019
biGDhAp:
i cant believe my eyes ..

reading the story, i assumed females will be the one spilling thrash and against.


but gaddemit i'm disgusted with the way guys are seeing it as some sexual thing ..

so my daughter sits on my laps and i'll be having erection,then i must be havind some mental disorder. i mean who does that .


i guess the females are always right on one thing most males are pervert..

First time i'm gonna agree with you undecided

That doesn't change the fact that you're still my number one enemy on this forum cool
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by crazybee069(m): 10:24am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?
He has a point though.... It can be involuntary and might spark some thoughts in your dad's head.... Don't forget he's also human

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