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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 9:16am On Jul 16, 2019
Your Dad ought to have corrected you even before your mum appears.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by fowlyansh181(m): 9:16am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

you don't know me. in all my siblings, I'm the one that looks like him the most. so your assertion is wrong.
you may not be her daughter but a daughter dad had out of wedlock, maybe mom hates her step daughter bonding with dad
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by shadrach77: 9:17am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

you don't know me. in all my siblings, I'm the one that looks like him the most. so your assertion is wrong.

Don’t be angry at those who question if you are your father's daughter. They are on YOUR side. Technically, they are saying you have NOT done anything wrong
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Acedave1(m): 9:18am On Jul 16, 2019
dis is the story
ur dad can Bleep anytin dat moves

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by FactualSpeech: 9:19am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?

EMPHASIS ON MUCH YOUNGER!!!

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by brainhgeek(m): 9:19am On Jul 16, 2019
Well, she might have done it not because she was thinking of incest. What if she did it so you don't get used to it and start desiring sitting on the laps of men outside? She could also be trying to create a sense of self awareness in you at you are now fully formed and you should mind the way you play around men.
Best is for you to ask her why she did it. I am sure one or both of my lines of reasoning will feature in her explanations

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by EduBrazil1991(m): 9:20am On Jul 16, 2019
Becos his coxxk knows nothing about him being your dad � �

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Isaac5266(m): 9:20am On Jul 16, 2019
You're his daughter, it happens everyday..My mum don't allow my young sister to sit at my Dad laps.. It's just jealous. Many women do same everyday
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by upuphim(m): 9:21am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?

You are now older, so stop sitting on your dad's lapse is mum's coded message. Your mother knows your dad more than you do. Warm embrace is enough for family bonding expression with your dad. Those that committed incest, do you think it was intentional? If you like be dressing up in your father's presence and leave room door open to sleep when its only you and your dad at home. Prevention of incest is better the cure, my humble submission.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by jibrilELsudan: 9:22am On Jul 16, 2019
Your mama knows that sitting on your dad's lap is very dangerous.

That was how she also harmlessly sat on his lap and his pr!ck miraculously entered her kukunase when she just met him at bible study.

Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by meobizy(f): 9:23am On Jul 16, 2019
Women are very territorial creatures and guard their men from fertile-aged women.
This instinct has no distinction as it covers even siblings and offsprings.
Your mother is only acting natural.
That and I think this story is made up.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 9:23am On Jul 16, 2019
Lovelyn451:
I happen to find myself here but my upbringing is way different and I hope it doesn't affect me o
You have to move along with everyone else.
Grown up daughters should not sit in their dad lap in this age. The world is becoming weird with each passing day

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Respect55(m): 9:24am On Jul 16, 2019
U can sit as a child but now u are grown, don't. It is risky

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by ItsJagaban: 9:25am On Jul 16, 2019
It's simple.

MAN NA MAN!!!

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by thunderbabs: 9:27am On Jul 16, 2019
Mummy don watch too much nollywood yoruba movies grin

Jealous mom or u not daddy's girl
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by admeenat: 9:28am On Jul 16, 2019
This babe no know say dick no get sense

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by delman88(m): 9:28am On Jul 16, 2019
lilmax:
you're not his daughter sis

I'm sorry

You cant conclude on that... there might be other reasons

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Mcy56(f): 9:29am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
[ I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
Sit on the chair or sit on the rug, whichever suit you.
It's wrong for you to sit on your dad's lap as a young adult and your mum did the right thing.
Men are moved by sight and their body responds to touching so quickly and easily especially from opposite sex.
Once a girl reaches an adolescent stage, she should stop hugging the dad or coiling up with him.
We've read and heard more than enough on this 'father-daughter' incest and that's just one of the ways it starts. especially from the pervert ones.
You are educated and should know better. Dont try that again o. smiley

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by DigitB: 9:30am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?

Be dia an b speaking grammar. Better take the advice. Don't tell me you haven't been reading news recently.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by delman88(m): 9:30am On Jul 16, 2019
Katier00:
It is very improper to sit on your father's laps

why?

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by ajaymina(m): 9:30am On Jul 16, 2019
lilmax:
you're not his daughter sis

I'm sorry


Your sense is spiced with pure and creamy wisdom.

May your days be longer and wiser than King Solomon.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by maxiuc(m): 9:31am On Jul 16, 2019
My sister sits on my laps

My sister sometimes UnCloth when I am around but knowing that I am not supposed to be there I will just walk away

My sister we grew up together took bath as kids together even when she was 18 with her boobs pooping we still groove togther

Self discipline the key
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by RulerIAm(m): 9:31am On Jul 16, 2019
One lady once told me she's scared to live her 2 young daughters with their father alone let alone with an uncle. So you see.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Monday60655(m): 9:31am On Jul 16, 2019
Sit on your mum's lap

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Ten06(m): 9:31am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
Is your dad a robot, what was his reaction, has your mum caught him doing wrong things before, or were you seducing your dad? What do I even know?
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by hush15: 9:32am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.

Honestly, there is nothing wrong in sitting on dad's lap. its just a question of how and where. Mum just being careful that the wrong reaction to such action doesnt occur which is underatanble with all thats happening around us now but mum is suppose to educate you on dealing with mature men such that you respected, not bringing a thing line between you and your father cause she might not know but she is projecting your father in a bad light uncousciously. Even your father may not like the reaction cause in his mind, he could be asking what your means by that ! but just kept quiet, not to raise unnecessary dust or suspicion.

If i were your mom, i will use style to call you up and engage you and at later time, talk about composing yourself when your around men, using your father as a case study, telling you thete is nothing wtong but its really not ideal.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 9:32am On Jul 16, 2019
i cant believe my eyes ..

reading the story, i assumed females will be the one spilling thrash and against.


but gaddemit i'm disgusted with the way guys are seeing it as some sexual thing ..

so my daughter sits on my laps and i'll be having erection,then i must be havind some mental disorder. i mean who does that .


i guess the females are always right on one thing most males are pervert..

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Deepfeel(m): 9:32am On Jul 16, 2019
Radiant1020:


Chai! I'm seeing things on nairaland
Don't tell me your body will respond to your daughters'
The d*ck nerves response to physical touches and stand erect that's why it is possible to drug and rape a man in his sleep

You truly are a radiant beauty kiss love those sexy eyes
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Fkhalifa(m): 9:33am On Jul 16, 2019
The ladies will disagree with the guys comments, they will insist its possible you control yourself in whatever situation except only when with their wives..

So delusional and unrealistic a Gender. undecided
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by ScotMisile: 9:34am On Jul 16, 2019
If the man manifests his manhood nauuu.... It is you that will shout my father raped me...
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by fadar095(m): 9:34am On Jul 16, 2019
That's funny tho........... Maybe the man isn't your biological father, who knows??
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by YenYo: 9:35am On Jul 16, 2019
My lap is free cheesy

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