frew13us:
I've still not been paid. 1st July

Any 1st here with me?

Please, pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates, who forged credentials or who had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer eventually discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to pay for the ‘tfare’ of people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who still haven’t gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store.

cocococo:

Please pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates who forged credentials or had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to even pay people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who haven’t still gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store.

That u said this assertively ehn! A bottle of chilled zobo for you but honestly this is funny #lol, your morale was more convincing than what u said theres no corelation between APL and TP.

cocococo:

Please, pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates, who forged credentials or who had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to even pay people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who haven’t still gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store.

mama Funke's theory

cocococo:

Please, pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates, who forged credentials or who had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to even pay people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who haven’t still gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store.

funny joke

frew13us:


I don't know what you mean, but i will be waking up for a very long time

Amen! Local man has seen what he was checking for...

cocococo:

Please, pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates, who forged credentials or who had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to even pay the ‘tfare’ of people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who haven’t still gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store.

LOMS! oops LOLS. Another funny hypothesis.

cocococo:

Please, pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates, who forged credentials or who had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to even pay the ‘tfare’ of people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who haven’t still gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store.

...that cant be true..even at d towers it ws said repeatedly dt all shld ensure 2 drop acct details as everyone will be paid t.fare..nd i can bet u all my doc, cert nd acct details are all correct nd in order as it was checkd nd confirmed before d interview...so wat u are saying doesn't add up...sorry dear.

Illogical submission

cocococo:

Please, pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates, who forged credentials or who had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to even pay the ‘tfare’ of people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who haven’t still gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store.

Mehn, nnpc really means business, putting their money where their mouth is, 1million naira per slot candidates how far?

cocococo:

Please, pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates, who forged credentials or who had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to even pay the ‘tfare’ of people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who haven’t still gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store.

Are you aware that even people that were not even interviewed at all were paid tfare...once you travelled down to abuja, whether you were interviewed or not needless to say forgery or document irregularities, you are entitled to tfare, so dont start another brouhaha here please


Before we say jack robbinson, some funny questions would start flowing from that your proposed "irregularity theory"

Questions like; was your nysc certificate in front of your First degree or did you use birth certificate or declaration of age

Lets be guilded

Aroboi:
...that cant be true..even at d towers it ws said repeatedly dt all shld ensure 2 drop acct details as everyone will be paid t.fare..nd i can bet u all my doc, cert nd acct details are all correct nd in order as it was checkd nd confirmed before d interview...so wat u are saying doesn't add up...sorry dear.

I reckon you have not been compensated. Did you happen to get any extraordinary remark from your panel during your interview. And do you believe you aced it?

Of all the things that never happened, this wan never happened the.most! Am in sifiiiaa pains right now

Beeam:
You have not gotten d memo on the new format?

You need to first write a long post on why you love him and all b4 u request for LOMS

@Chasteguy, pls read him in

Lol

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Ladyjane5657:
Of all the things that never happened, this wan never happened the.most! Am in sifiiiaa pains right now

Well, it’s glaring that Nnpc has taken a U turn to transparency. We should apply common reasoning to this. The issue of the process being on hold is stale and since then, transport payment was never halted.
How can change in GMD stop a National recruitment.
Nnpc need new staff to replace the retiring ones. I didn’t overrule underground recruitment but for such a massive vacancy, it would cast.
Nnpc didn’t recruit last 4 years due to change in government. To allow that to happen again...lol.

Joker!!!!!

cocococo:

Please, pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates, who forged credentials or who had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to even pay the ‘tfare’ of people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who haven’t still gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store.

I'm beginning to envy you, just you alone you've got up to three reliable sources.

Sighs

Ladyjane5657:
APL will be dropping from September 2

List is ready...minor crosschecking and corrections are being made:

[b]Very reliable source

Ladyjane5657:
Of all the things that never happened, this wan never happened the.most! Am in sifiiiaa pains right now

The Change of GMD should have halted them from conducting the interview. All these burnt sauces every where.

Macsjebs:
NNPC Aspiring Workers, you guys have refused to buy perfume oil;
see let me just tell u, perfume oil brings goodluck to our ambitions....Lol

A bottle of 30ml costs 6k
come to whatsapp to chose ur favorite fragrance
https://www.nairaland.com/5376666/quality-perfume-oil

And if after my fairytales, u chose not to buy, Finidi will Judge u oo...Lol

This just reminded me of the day I was coming back from Abj and the aboki man was tryna sell his stuffs to me... I declined that I didn't have cash to buy them..as I was about leaving, young niqqur drew me aside and said .. Okay na... Since u no wan buy watch / specs.. What of this one? Buy this one wey go make that place sweet!?? Ahhhhh which place
.. Na so ah tear race ..

Nothing we una no go sale give us!

highzickjosh:
I'm beginning to envy you, just you alone you've got up to three reliable sources.

Sighs

Don't mind them, whatever happened to critical thinking. How could your source, or na sources be having conflicting "sauce"?

Gbyms:

Well, it’s glaring that Nnpc has taken a U turn to transparency. We should apply common reasoning to this. The issue of the process being on hold is stale and since then, transport payment was never halted.
How can change in GMD stop a National recruitment.
Nnpc need new staff to replace the retiring ones. I didn’t overrule underground recruitment but for such a massive vacancy, it would cast.
Nnpc didn’t recruit last 4 years due to change in government. To allow that to happen again...lol.

Anything is allowable in my country

That chat is the most unreasonable chat ever. Haba!!! very watery!!! Please get a partner with a better convincing storyline

Na that pain go kill that image you posted

Ladyjane5657:
Of all the things that never happened, this wan never happened the.most! Am in sifiiiaa pains right now

Ladyjane5657:


This just reminded me of the day I was coming back from Abj and the aboki man was tryna sell his stuffs to me... I declined that I didn't have cash to buy them..as I was about leaving, young niqqur drew me aside and said .. Okay na... Since u no wan buy watch / specs.. What of this one? Buy this one wey go make that place sweet!?? Ahhhhh which place
.. Na so ah tear race ..

Nothing we una no go sale give us!

Hehehehe, you for buy nau.... after all, isn't the same APPLE Adam chop??

My sister let your Apple be sweet o!

highzickjosh:
I'm beginning to envy you, just you alone you've got up to three reliable sources.

Sighs

Go ahead and enjoy the world of envy... And I ain't pulling that post down...

Got it from a HR personnel...
And of cos events could take a huge turn ( this being one of them)

But I remember not roping that earlier news round ur neck when I dropped it...u were and is still free to lossen urself from its claws..

We deal with new events as they unfold... Peace

scobyy2007:
That chat is the most unreasonable chat ever. Haba!!! very watery!!! Please get a partner with a better convincing storyline

Na that pain go kill that image you posted

Never say never.. By the way.. That wasn't my sauce... It was a friend's friend sauce..yo feel me?

joobseekar:




Hehehehe, you for buy nau.... after all, isn't the same APPLE Adam chop??

My sister let your Apple be sweet o!

local woman cannot can

cocococo:

Please, pray you get alert soonest. Let’s take a look at this scenario. If some candidates, who forged credentials or who had certain discrepancies in their interview files, passed the first stage of a recruitment, when an employer discovers the irregularities or forgeries in their files, the employer will frown at how the candidates even made it thus far. So in this case, NNPC will not even release money to even pay the ‘tfare’ of people who NNPC feels shouldn’t have been in the interview in the first place. Therefore getting alert is the first stage to show you have been considered a true applicant. I’m just feeling sorry for those who haven’t still gotten alert up till now; I just pray that your file is not in Mama Funke’s akara store.

The best form of defence is attack.. Cocococo has decided to attack too to avoid more stories that touch from people like the 'king' of the north

Ladyjane5657:


Never say never.. By the way.. That wasn't my sauce... It was a friend's friend sauce..yo feel me?

a friend's friend, who told you it was from HR?


When I was thinking you know the HR in person in your previous post.


Bae, I hope you didn't buy that "perfume" eventuarry?

Macsjebs:
NNPC Aspiring Workers, you guys have refused to buy perfume oil;
see let me just tell u, perfume oil brings goodluck to our ambitions....Lol

A bottle of 30ml costs 6k
come to whatsapp to chose ur favorite fragrance
https://www.nairaland.com/5376666/quality-perfume-oil

And if after my fairytales, u chose not to buy, Finidi will Judge u oo...Lol

Behave

Saimeritus:

The Change of GMD should have halted them from conducting the interview. All these burnt sauces every where.

Haq haq haq na burnt food dey sweet pass..

If na lie... Ask ma fellow Bottom pot jellof rice eaters..

joobseekar:


a friend's friend, who told you it was from HR?


When I was thinking you know the HR in person in your previous post.


Bae, I hope you didn't buy that "perfume" eventuarry?

This Apl Sauces issa merry go round.. Pass the info make the queue dey move


Buy wetin.. Na over sweet go kill am be that la

Take it slow ma'am.

(HR personnel) that makes it the 4th reliable source

What baffles me is why you are so much worked up about what's to come.

And again I see that you're a non-Alertee wouldn't it be good to sort out info why you are yet to be paid or is it that you are just as confused as your reliable sources who are contradicting one another.

Ladyjane5657:


Go ahead and enjoy the world of envy... And I ain't pulling that post down...

Got it from a HR personnel...
And of cos events could take a huge turn ( this being one of them)

But I remember not roping that earlier news round ur neck when I dropped it...u were and is still free to lossen urself from its claws..

We deal with new events as they unfold... Peace