Your passenger neighbour buys food & said oga join me without meaning it.

*Do u all know those laced yoruba attire with scaling-like touch? Nothing is more annoying than setting next to an Afonja man wearing that rubbish cloth! The thing go dey scratch u for body asif it's made of blade.
*When a plus-sized fellow sleeps next to u, u go wan commit murder/suicide.

endless prayers and preaching

Kalapizim:
Sitting beside plus sized people

They are the ones that complain most about the small size of the seats.

sisisioge:


1. The annoying guy/girl that wants to turn my shoulders to pillow. Drooling and snoring on top!

2. The really fat people that take two people's space but unapologetically bought one ticket. Whew, I try to avoid seating close to them.

3. The silly males who think their peepee should be allowed to breath thus spreading their legs while inconveniencing others.

4. Talkative co-passengers

5. Mothers with cry cry babies. I actually love friendly cheerful babies but the perpetually angry ones annoy me!

6. The co-passengers with body odour. Lawd! May God help us

Only you, better go and buy your own private vehicle or jet. You want to enjoy inside public transport.

If you wanna sleep, find somewhere to rest your head, don't start rolling your head uncontrollably like an already stoned agama lizard thereby using your head to hit me in all angle

If you are travelling far, it's either you take a light meal with little amount of water or don't take anything at all. Few hours or a day hunger won't kill you
Endeavor to also empty your bladder and rectum before stepping on the bus.
Cos you cannot come and be stopping us on the road to urinate or pass faeces often as if you are in your house.

I remember one certain time I was travelling to Abuja, naso this man dey stop us to wee-wee, in fact he wee-weeyed like 6 to 7 times all thanks to previous alcohol consumption

And to those drivers calling for passengers yet having little or no fuel in the fuel tank that at the point of happiness; that the bus will soon be on the motion they will divert to the filling station. I wish I could give them just one dirty concentrated knock
What kind of an unprepared lazy attitude is that

Passengers fanning with their handkerchief

nextstep:


Nah mate... bring a poly and hold your trash please. That's the same excuse people use for throwing their trash on the ground. You make trash, take it home or where you can dispose of it without being a nuisance please. Do you know there are no trash bins on buses in New York or Tokyo? Yet they are immaculate.

A friend told me that a particular inter city bus driver will tell the passengers not to eat inside his bus.
One day he stopped and excused himself to go and wee wee to come back and perceived some food. Asked and everybody kept quiet. He went outside. End of journey.
A young woman later admitted and she has not finished eating.
The man told her to get down. Or no movement.
Everybody went down to beg this man. Took time for him to agree but she has to throw the remaining inside trash bin. He said his bus isn't restaurant or your house. It's only meant to carry passengers. Obey his rule or don't enter

lawalosky:
Mine is a driver who talks a lot, without concentrating much on the road.
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Please add yours.
those things that irritates/annoys you when traveling by public cars/buses

Those that stop the bus to buy stuff at every interval. Must you buy everything being sold along the road

OP you for add plane too na. Irritating things happen too like passengers that won’t eat the handouts yet collect only to trash it. Taking ownership of the armrest. Allowing hand luggage to fall off on one while trying to remove theirs ..

gr8minds:
When you tie all your dirts together in one nylon bag, you just drop it under your sit, that way it makes it easier for the driver to clean up

Ok, thanks.. lesson learned.

I hate sitting close to a passenger throwing up Continuesly in the name that he or she is allergic to fuel smell.

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frikpus:
Sitting close to a person with offensive odour.

most especially by d side of those ladies dat smell like onion

mine is getting a seat that can accommodate my long leg. Most of this buses are not conformable to me at all. I will be feeling inconvenient after 2 hours on the road with my legs. Normal height guys una dey try oh. Traveling is like pains to me because I am not always comfortable unless maybe I seat in front.

For danfo, it's even worst.

sisisioge:


1. The annoying guy/girl that wants to turn my shoulders to pillow. Drooling and snoring on top!

2. The really fat people that take two people's space but unapologetically bought one ticket. Whew, I try to avoid seating close to them.

3. The silly males who think their peepee should be allowed to breath thus spreading their legs while inconveniencing others.

4. Talkative co-passengers

5. Mothers with cry cry babies. I actually love friendly cheerful babies but the perpetually angry ones annoy me!

6. The co-passengers with body odour. Lawd! May God help us

Lol, it's seems you have been waiting for an opportunity like this to list your complaint. Mehn! Your list is long. But I can relate to everything you listed

pocohantas:


-Playing gospel music or any music at all. See, don't assume we are all of same religion. Some of us are idol worshippers. Some of us want to listen to our own music, with our headsets.

You for make more sense assuming you put the music without the gospel, then allow the imagination of others to decide what kind of music.

gud day, pls i seriously need a job, i am a graduate of accounting (hnd) 07037799108

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genitori:





Laugh don won kill me here o.
Na my mind u talk

Ahaha na tru oo my brother, wetin traveller eyes no go see?? sometimes self, three ofiligangan go don sidon balance for seat leaving no room/space for the fourth person, infact the space given wont even b able to accommodate mp3 player talk more of u. That is wen u wil hear d driver b like, bro enter dat middle, in my mind i wil b like... because a no get body abi?? no wahala...
Back den wen i still used to feel extremely shy plus d fact dat am too respectful i wil go and sidon amidst but now wey a don open, ahh u go hear me tell driver....A dey crave??... make dem kuku contribute money pay for d space wey dem embezzle na, ahh.

yoged:
Those ones eating 5-6 eggs inside bus. That sh1t is very annoying . what the hell is wrong with them

I don't even know how and why someone would eat boiled egg for snack. I DON'T!

BecaciaBarbie:
Can’t remember the last time I took public transport...erm that should be about 5 hours ago.

wetin u drink

People complaining that they want the window closed. AC or not, the natural cool breeze cannot be traded for anything. That's why I always go for the seats by the window

OlawaleBammie:

Tanks sister for d enlightenment, etiquette gained.

They will clean the Bus at Their park.

LadySarah:


They will clean the Bus at Their park.

Tanks sis, i hav another long journey to embark on tomorrow, i wil start with dat


btw, LadySarah mention me today?? dat means ive got to head straight to my store dis early monin cus money is surely waiting for me der

I dont like seating close to plus sized people..i'll get pissed off through out the trip

chukzyfcbb:

lol, I can relate.

You get that look from passengers like is she his Gf. Local man even had to take care of Lunch at the eatery (ore)/when driver stopped for a break. Something unplanned for.

Women get power sha!

Did you say your laps? That's risky, if your thought goes naughty while she rest on your lap, you know wussup,lol

#John Thomas go tear ya boxers haha

menh e go naughty many times..local man just dey pray inna mind make john Thomas nor cast am....Goodmorning...

daddymummy:
Why must everything be woman.

You enter motor with the mind of doing things with woman instead of trying to enjoy the journey for what it is.

A woman cannot enter a bus with a mind of doing things with a man.

She would want to enjoy the journey by looking at the cities and nature as the bus is driving ,buying things on the way etc.

But you men ehh. Your mind is only on one thing:Woman.

Go to school is woman.

Wake up in the morning is woman.

In fact i hate this tag that men are carrying.

Cant you enjoy this life for once without bringing woman into the picture.

Why must women have many ways of enjoying themselves but men only enjoy something if a woman is involved.

Why?

I mean, it is horrible and unfair.

its like that because the sweetest thing on earth to men is sex. its a fact

PotatoSalad:
Fat people that keep buying nonsense whenever the bus slows down. Gosh zip your mouth for a minute. It's either large coke, cake, okpa etc wtf

I sat beside one last week, you needed to see her down Puff puff and Egg roll. Yet they say not to Fat Shame them.

FlordFlorez:
*[/b]Do u all know those laced yoruba attire with scaling-like touch? Nothing is more annoying than setting next someone wearing that rubbish cloth! The thing go dey scratch u for body asif it's made of blade.[b]
*When a plus-sized fellow sleeps next to u, u go wan commit murder/suicide.

The Accuracy of the bolded.