Godmademan:
People complaining that they want the window closed. AC or not, the natural cool breeze cannot be traded for anything. That's why I always go for the seats by the window

Same here

That lady that buys everything that comes around the window

pocohantas:


Lol, no one can tap current from me like that. I can't remember the last time I travelled interstate via buses. Even when I did, I never experienced such or probably didn't notice.

Most times I drive, other times I buy up two seats. They give me that "you think you have arrived look".

Kilo kan mi?

You can lie! You quickly forgot our encounter...

pocohantas:
One ke? My pet peeves while traveling plenty na...

-Driver who isn't paying attention.

-Driver answering calls while driving, not using signals, cursing other drivers, engaging in race with other cars and any general disregard for road rules.

-Someone eating very odorous things in a bus, sometimes noisily and with so much relish. Eggs, egg-roll, suya, opa...etc.

-People that will pay for 2 tickets and you see them entering with 4kids. They turn you to involuntary nanny. You can't even say no without looking inhumane or like someone who wouldn't/doesn't have kids.

-Obstructing my leg space with nonsense load, while the owner balances in Seat 1 or 2.

-Playing gospel music or any music at all. See, don't assume we are all of same religion. Some of us are idol worshippers. Some of us want to listen to our own music, with our headsets.

-Passengers that wanna talk without respecting boundaries. They want to know where you are going, why you are going there, where you will be staying and when you will leave.

Pheew...

Your last point tho.. mine was different that was how I met a cute girl on way to ekiti,we talk, ate junks, and exchange numbers.. Everything went well, she even slept on my shoulders , the thing is just that the driver was overspeeding

kheny12:
mine is people's that talk a lot and99% of the discussion na lie.

Yours is better.. Have you ever sat beside peppersellers before with bags of pepper in the trunk? ... O lord

nuelyoyo:
Lol, it's seems you have been waiting for an opportunity like this to list your complaint. Mehn! Your list is long. But I can relate to everything you listed

Hangulsaram:

Only you, better go and buy your own private vehicle or jet. You want to enjoy inside public transport.

No nau...I just want it to offer it's transactional purpose without making me uncomfortable in the process.

wizod:
. ;DSitting close to a person with offensive odour.most especially by d side of those ladies dat smell like onion

Exactly.

AryaSand:
People throwing Thrash out the window. Yuck! Some people are pigs abeg. "Drop it on the bus" they won't hear, only to open the window and throw polythene bags, Plastic bottles, banana peel and all sorts out the window. Stupid People!

I don't understand your write up...are you telling me that keeping thrash inside the bus or car is better than throwing it out I believe what you should have said is for that individual to package such thrash and dispose at a convenient location.. Maybe a forest.

Britishcoins:
Sitting close to girls with big watermelon breast,
Traveling with all this old Mazda 18 sitters bus, due to my height I can't see anything outside the bus. Lastly sitting at the back seat.......

And before I forget, sitting close to yoruba women they can talk nonstop as if the are rechargeable Mp3 lol

You never jam Fulani women like 3 of them wey sit-down with you for bus. You go know say Yoruba women dey learn work for talking through out journey

sassysure:


A friend told me that a particular inter city bus driver will tell the passengers not to eat inside his bus.
One day he stopped and excused himself to go and wee wee to come back and perceived some food. Asked and everybody kept quiet. He went outside. End of journey.
A young woman later admitted and she has not finished eating.
The man told her to get down. Or no movement.
Everybody went down to beg this man. Took time for him to agree but she has to throw the remaining inside trash bin. He said his bus isn't restaurant or your house. It's only meant to carry passengers. Obey his rule or don't enter

Lol... That one principle no be here o... Na lecturer or soldier he suppose be

funny comments

OlawaleBammie:
1) Ibadan motor no dey fast, dem dey crawl, ordinary lagos-ibadan na 3hrs journey for dem. i hate it, i love it wen it speed.....voom.
2) ibadan motor dey release one kain peppery oxide while on d move, d tin dey pepper for eye eehn!!!!!!
3) Wen d driver put one stupid music and doesnt allow me to listen to my own tru my headphone. it pisses me off.
4) Wen a don rest my mind say nobody dey join us again, only for the driver to reach Ore or Ilesha and be like.... ejowo esunmora leyin oo" i wil b like... "driver u wan make s...... punish u??"
5) Wen d driver carry overload for the booth and luggage come dey fall for my head and shoulder for back seat.. which kain wahala b dis naaaa god...?

..why u dy seat down fo back seat sef

......Arm robbers......

The one's that can sleep for Nigeria snoring at the same time always using your shoulder as temporary pillow and keep saying sorry whenever you wake them..

AryaSand:


YES SiR!

I beq to disaqree hanty!

explain hw disposinq thinqs outside mkes sme1 dirty, cause almost evry1 is quilty of diz 1

Frezhkid10:
..why u dy seat down fo back seat sef

God forgive me for dis i wanna say
1) In case of head collision with other vehicle
Mind u there can b collision from d rear as well but nt as rampant as dat of frontal collisions

2) sometimes the only available place would be at d back giving u no choice

i dont sit der all d tym sha, 85% of my sitting is at d middle, behind d driver, i love dat place.

I hate it wen i find myself at d front beside d driver, ahhhhh local man can not gamble with his legs in case of .......u understand na

fattprince:

its like that because the sweetest thing on earth to men is sex. its a fact

That is why I stopped having sex.

I can do any other things with a woman but to have sex is capital NO.

I want to prove to NATURE that the evil tag it placed on males can no longer work on me.

Just look at all male beings such as goats,cows etc. All they live for is to follow after females and have sex. Nothing else.

They only eat to get strength to have sex.

And male humans are also doing the same.
Every thing they do is centered on sex.


A situation whereby women have many G-spots on their bodies which include breasts and clitoris and a man has only one point of pleasure which is penis.

But women (who are supposed to crave for more of sex and sensual pleasure due to their many G-spots ) are not doing so.

It is the males(with only one spot) that are pursuing sex so much.

It is as if NATURE created men to satisfy women.

It gave women more enjoyable spots on her body and gave men more desire for sensual pleasure and sex.

So that males will always be around to satisfy the females.

It created the woman for pleasure by giving her pleasure spots on the body.

It then created males with more testosterone so that when the sex drive is on a man,he will have no choice but to satisfy the females who were created for pleasure.

I mean i hate the whole thing.


Males were only created for females but females were not created for males.

That is why female beings can do many things without bringing a man into the picture,

but males,their life and activity is centered solely on females.

sisisioge:


No nau...I just want it to offer it's transactional purpose without making me uncomfortable in the process.

Of course the transactional purpose is to take you to your destination, You can not book flight economy ticket and expect to get first/Business class packages naa. Some transport companies have executive package so u can go with that. Moluwa cannot be like ABC transport Executive.

Hangulsaram:

Of course the transactional purpose is to take you to your destination, You can not book flight economy ticket and expect to get first/Business class packages naa. Some transport companies have executive package so u can go with that. Moluwa cannot be like ABC transport Executive.

Hmmmm, you don't seem to be following. I'm happy to sit crammed in their 3/4 seaters where everybody just sit correctly and mind their business while the journey last. If I pay for a seat that gets reduced by half cos my next seat neighbour is a one plus half behind owner, then the transaction has been breached to an extent. If I have to carry a guy on my shoulders all through the journey.... Another breach. Etc. All I ask for is a safe journey where everybody is of good conduct until we arrive our destination regardless of the mode of transportation chosen..not too much to ask nau.

daddymummy:
That is why I stopped having sex.

I can do any other things with a woman but to have sex is capital NO.

I want to prove to NATURE that the evil tag it placed on males can no longer work on me.

Just look at all male beings such as goats,cows etc. All they live for is to follow after females and have sex. Nothing else.

They only eat to get strength to have sex.

And male humans are also doing the same.
Every thing they do is centered on sex.


A situation whereby women have many G-spots on their bodies which include breasts and clitoris and a man has only one point of pleasure which is penis.

But women (who are supposed to crave for more of sex and sensual pleasure due to their many G-spots ) are not doing so.

It is the males(with only one spot) that are pursuing sex so much.

It is as if NATURE created men to satisfy women.

It gave women more enjoyable spots on her body and gave men more desire for sensual pleasure and sex.

So that males will always be around to satisfy the females.

It created the woman for pleasure by giving her pleasure spots on the body.

It then created males with more testosterone so that when the sex drive is on a man,he will have no choice but to satisfy the females who were created for pleasure.

I mean i hate the whole thing.


Males were only created for females but females were not created for males.

That is why female beings can do many things without bringing a man into the picture,

but males,their life and activity is centered solely on females.

my friend you are 100% on point. the only place I'm having problem with you is that you will stop having sex. no you can't you will surely succumb

daddymummy:
That is why I stopped having sex.

I can do any other things with a woman but to have sex is capital NO.

I want to prove to NATURE that the evil tag it placed on males can no longer work on me.

Just look at all male beings such as goats,cows etc. All they live for is to follow after females and have sex. Nothing else.

They only eat to get strength to have sex.

And male humans are also doing the same.
Every thing they do is centered on sex.


A situation whereby women have many G-spots on their bodies which include breasts and clitoris and a man has only one point of pleasure which is penis.

But women (who are supposed to crave for more of sex and sensual pleasure due to their many G-spots ) are not doing so.

It is the males(with only one spot) that are pursuing sex so much.

It is as if NATURE created men to satisfy women.

It gave women more enjoyable spots on her body and gave men more desire for sensual pleasure and sex.

So that males will always be around to satisfy the females.

It created the woman for pleasure by giving her pleasure spots on the body.

It then created males with more testosterone so that when the sex drive is on a man,he will have no choice but to satisfy the females who were created for pleasure.

I mean i hate the whole thing.


Males were only created for females but females were not created for males.

That is why female beings can do many things without bringing a man into the picture,

but males,their life and activity is centered solely on females.

Wow... Is this actually making sense?

I'm afraid it seems so.

Nature is just unfair to the male counterpart in terms of sexuality, I wish we have same "konji" level as that of the females.

But who knows, the world population wouldn't have been like this and God created us to multiply.

My pet peeves revolve around noise.
From aggressive and mannerless drivers - cursing every other road user, to loud and insensitive passengers conversing as if they were in their parlor. *Playing music without headphones
*incessant cries of babies
** Park anointed pastors, if its a long journey and u start that shit, I met even voice out.
* people that eat egg(s).... They contribute the highest level of discomfort.
* engaging in conversations when you've seen me on my earpiece.


Shaa, I always travel with my earbuds to avoid this experiences

sisisioge:


Hmmmm, you don't seem to be following. I'm happy to sit crammed in their 3/4 seaters where everybody just sit correctly and mind their business while the journey last. If I pay for a seat that gets reduced by half cos my next seat neighbour a one plus half behind owner, then the transaction has been breached to an extent. If I have to carry a guy on my shoulders a through the journey.... Another breach. Etc. All I ask for is a safe journey where everybody is of good conduct until we arrive our destination regardless of the mood of transportation chosen..not too much to ask nau.

Nne I totally understand you, but what you want is not obtainable if you can not take some measures for that like waiting for the next vehicle for u can be at the front sit and as well pay for 2sits at the front to avoid some one laying on ur shoulder. The person that is occupying 11/2 sit is one person like you no one ask you to be like alika(na joke oo) . So please to avoid all that do the needful.

This is the most funny thread i have read on NL seconded only by one food thread like that.

I cant laff abeg

keep it coming guys ...let me keep laffing

Kalapizim:
Sitting beside plus sized people

This is like sitting beside a log of wood, especially the sleepy ones! they have no control over their appetite, the eat egg, and all kinds of uncomfortable snags along the way.

Hangulsaram:

Nne I totally understand you, but what you want is not obtainable if you can not take some measures for that like waiting for the next vehicle for u can be at the front sit and as well pay for 2sits at the front to avoid some one laying on ur shoulder. The person that is occupying 11/2 sit is one person like you no one ask you to be like alika(na joke oo) . So please to avoid all that do the needful.

Thank you....so helpful

children voting on me

sisisioge:


Thank you....so helpful

Lol! Next time you are traveling let me know, maybe I will help augment you t.fair so u can be comfortable

OlawaleBammie:


God forgive me for dis i wanna say
1) In case of head collision with other vehicle
Mind u there can b collision from d rear as well but nt as rampant as dat of frontal collisions

2) sometimes the only available place would be at d back giving u no choice

i dont sit der all d tym sha, 85% of my sitting is at d middle, behind d driver, i love dat place.

I hate it wen i find myself at d front beside d driver, ahhhhh local man can not gamble with his legs in case of .......u understand na

...yeah ...bu most of ur complains are associated with those the sits at the back..

Frezhkid10:
...yeah ...bu most of ur complains are associated with those the sits at the back..

Mtcheeeew, oga swerve joo, wetin u mean a no b back sitter oo

mere lookin at it, u self dey sidon for back well well na, if nt u wouldn't hav known those complains are associated with ppls sitin at d back

Hangulsaram:

Lol! Next time you are traveling let me know, maybe I will help augment you t.fair so u can be comfortable

I'm travelling today! You can help send the buffer as recharge cards. I will sell it to my co passengers in the bus to raise more funds. Infact, I will advertise at the top of my voice until someone buys! After all, it is a public bus! Please don't respond unless you have the recharge cards. Thank you!