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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by subtlemee(f): 8:59am On Sep 28, 2019
efighter:


If he was rich, you would have fuccked him according to this rubbish you wrote. Cheap lazy youth.

This is how you know people who have psychological/psychiatric disorders and are depressed, hope you don't resort to sucide when you are done spewing bitterness that doesn't bring any gratification to your dark soul

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 8:59am On Sep 28, 2019
Godsonkemz:


Your beauty mesmerized his brain that he started seeing you in his vision that he wanted to tell you.
Lol grin

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 9:01am On Sep 28, 2019
SoNature:


Nawa o

Even girl wey never grow brezz

OP, what do we need this thread for?

I hope you will open a rejoinder for Imam too

*Walks away*
Oga you need brain reset
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by MedicH: 9:01am On Sep 28, 2019
seunmohmoh:
The day he does Is the day he will go down. Watin even concern me, for now I don't attend church.

Lol u wan join ppl wey d cause problems abi
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 9:02am On Sep 28, 2019
Well, I wouldn't know if this was a sexual advance or not. While serving my fatherland in those days in edo state, I used to visit the mission house where I always met a rev'd sister . The father was such a nice man and welcomed corps members in his place. At times, myself and a fellow corps member would have a dinner in his place on his invitation. There was this rev'd sister who had a special interest in me. She was always smiling whenever she saw me. At times, would folds her hands around my neck and be gisting. One day she invited only me to her apartment outside the church premises where she stayed. The way she was hovering around me on the first visit discouraged me from visiting her subsequently. I think she also noticed it. A few months into our POP, she was transferred to delta state. End of story

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nevergree: 9:02am On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:
I actually met one at my former working place,when he saw me he came to ask about a product he needed nd i was explaining to him bt the fake pastor was just staring at me so i felt uncomfortable nd i asked a colleague to attend to him then i left
After few minutes he came to meet me again that he saw a vision about me nd gave me his church address that i should come to see him blah blah blah,in my mind i was like "idiot so you can jazz me abi"nd he his even from white garment church which made me more suspicious,i just pretended like i will come for deliverance bt i didn't go
After a week i was told by my colleague that that man came to ask of me at work while i was off.
Staring at you...?

It means you must be boosty and your bum bum must be from another planet o.

Maybe Jupiter....

From today your name is Jupiter!

Staring at you like these... Abi what do you mean?

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by MedicH: 9:02am On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:

Oga you need brain reset

Lol
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Olibboy: 9:03am On Sep 28, 2019
MiaB:
yes
Is that your graphic on your profile
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by WriterX(m): 9:03am On Sep 28, 2019
seunmohmoh:
The day he does Is the day he will go down. Watin even concern me, for now I don't attend church.
smiley
seunmohmoh:
The day he does Is the day he will go down. Watin even concern me, for now I don't attend church.


X thinks you're one tough and pretty cookie
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by seunmohmoh(f): 9:04am On Sep 28, 2019
MedicH:


Lol u wan join ppl wey d cause problems abi
Nah. I work on Sundays.
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by healthserve(m): 9:04am On Sep 28, 2019
I personally know a satanic-pastor who uses charm to speak to ladies to sleep with them. I counted 25 females that passed through his church he had sex with many with threats, many forcefully, many brain washed.


Of course I brought men together and brought him down. This happened just few months ago

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 9:04am On Sep 28, 2019
doctorkush:
so u did not wear bra bah
I don't need to when you gat a nice b**bs you dnt need bra grin tongue
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Oluwatoobig1993(m): 9:05am On Sep 28, 2019
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NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Fucklove(m): 9:06am On Sep 28, 2019
And they had bring this useless topic on frontpage with full access to all manner of persons to ridicule the church and men of God while restricting other non muslims from accessing any islamic thread without swearing to a useless oath. Seun, your hypocrisy stinks to the high heavens, both you,the OP and the moderator that pushed this to the frontpage will never go unpunished.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by toprealman: 9:06am On Sep 28, 2019
subtlemee:
Had an encounter but each time I see him Matthew 8v16 will be repeating in my mind about curses placed on who causes another to sin and the man of God was not even rich so i would've gotten cursed for nothing, I found a way and he was cut off,I still see his sign post and posters and shake my head in disbelief
smh....una no de tire
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 9:07am On Sep 28, 2019
airminem:
The pastors name Chris, and he was married. Now you can go back to marry him coz Anita has moved on. Pastors home breaker
You better pray never to be in dt position & then u hear the disgusting pastors sermon the next Sunday and people shouting halleluyah at every word. I swear you can lose your faith.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by SolarMight(m): 9:07am On Sep 28, 2019
Ijawwomaninoyo:


You must even wash your yansh five times before commenting.

grin grin

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Paulo3ree(m): 9:07am On Sep 28, 2019
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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 9:09am On Sep 28, 2019
Nevergree:

Staring at you...?

It means you must be boosty and your bum bum must be from another planet o.

Maybe Jupiter....

From today your name is Jupiter!

Staring at you like these... Abi you do you mean?
So guys only stare when a lady is endowed?
So guys no more stare at pretty face?

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by airminem(f): 9:10am On Sep 28, 2019
Stevecovey:

You better pray never to be in dt position & then u hear the disgusting pastors sermon the next Sunday and people shouting halleluyah at every word. I swear you can lose your faith.
I dont believe whatever you have to say. We are all victims of our own device. No fire without smoke chick
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nevergree: 9:11am On Sep 28, 2019
Happyguy201:
actually it yes when i was 15 i dont want to talk about it makes me sad every time . because i was young and naive

Pele o anty Busola...

If the man is still not weathy pls keep this to yourself.
because you're a loser!

So Pasito don fvck you before?

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by infogenius(m): 9:11am On Sep 28, 2019
airminem:
I was in a church sitting close to a guy who had "bone in his pants" during service. The pastor was a young female and putting nice clothes. Just could imagine what goes on in guys mind. Church oo

Wetin ur eye find go down see the guy bone? I begin to wonder if.....
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Skmoda(m): 9:12am On Sep 28, 2019
Odogwudike2:
Any lady or woman who love sex so much should call this phone number 08079707488 i will statify and satisfy very well on bed without you paying any kobo to me.
Call 08079707488.
So that they will kill her abi? Ritualist oshi
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by BigJoe19: 9:12am On Sep 28, 2019
I read almost all the comments on this thread but the people that answered the question right were just like 10%, why do Nigerians not have comprehension ability.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by netflicks(m): 9:12am On Sep 28, 2019
Davidshinee:


Chaii, craze people plenty sha

Dont be suprised some sugar mama and sex addicts on NL fit call up....lol

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by SenecaTheYonger: 9:14am On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:
bt the fake pastor was just staring at me so i felt uncomfortable
what's wrong with staring at the person you're having a conversation with? Is it more polite to stare at the ground when talking to a girl?
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by hope4nigeria(m): 9:15am On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:
I actually met one at my former working place,when he saw me he came to ask about a product he needed nd i was explaining to him bt the fake pastor was just staring at me so i felt uncomfortable nd i asked a colleague to attend to him then i left
After few minutes he came to meet me again that he saw a vision about me nd gave me his church address that i should come to see him blah blah blah,in my mind i was like "idiot so you can jazz me abi"nd he his even from white garment church which made me more suspicious,i just pretended like i will come for deliverance bt i didn't go
After a week i was told by my colleague that that man came to ask of me at work while i was off.
when you're naked, why won't agbero sef look at ur vampire face
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by airminem(f): 9:16am On Sep 28, 2019
healthserve:
I personally know a satanic-pastor who uses charm to speak to ladies to sleep with them. I counted 25 females that passed through his church he had sex with many with threats, many forcefully, many brain washed.


Of course I brought men together and brought him down. This happened just few months ago
Wow! You brought men and they brought him down by penising him too abi? Nagode. How many men did you bring? 25 or 52?

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Dinho20(m): 9:17am On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:
I actually met one at my former working place,when he saw me he came to ask about a product he needed nd i was explaining to him bt the fake pastor was just staring at me so i felt uncomfortable nd i asked a colleague to attend to him then i left
After few minutes he came to meet me again that he saw a vision about me nd gave me his church address that i should come to see him blah blah blah,in my mind i was like "idiot so you can jazz me abi"nd he his even from white garment church which made me more suspicious,i just pretended like i will come for deliverance bt i didn't go
After a week i was told by my colleague that that man came to ask of me at work while i was off.
TRASH!
YOU THINK WHEN SOMEONE STARES AT YOU HE LOVES YOU, YOU MUST BE JOKING.
I WAS AT THE BANK YESTERDAY, I WAS LOOKING AT A LADY BECAUSE HER MAKE-UP WAS BULLSHIT. HAD IT BEEN I WORK IN THAT BANK, I WOULD HAVE SENT THAT LADY OUT OF THAT PREMISES. WHAT NONSENSE, THE LADY MIGHT THINK I WAS STARING AT HER, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S IN MY MIND.

YOU KNOW I HATE MAKE-UPS

BE GUIDED.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Saao(m): 9:17am On Sep 28, 2019
All the ladies here all escape. No lady admit that she was actually knack. May God deliver all the ladies here with fake experiences.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 9:18am On Sep 28, 2019
SenecaTheYonger:
what's wrong with staring at the person you're having a conversation with? Is it more polite to stare at the ground when talking to a girl?
See i am not stupid! I know when people stare nd when they stare with lust!!
He kept on looking nd wasn't concentrating on what i was even explaining to him,after i left he was still looking at where i was
Isn't that obvious?

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by airminem(f): 9:18am On Sep 28, 2019
infogenius:


Wetin ur eye find go down see the guy bone? I begin to wonder if.....
Actualy to be honest i didnt have a bible during the service and tried to share with him.

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