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NwaAmaikpe:




An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.

NaijaTushboy:
It was on a night vigil i was just sitting close to this girl and we were just gisting but we were outside.but she drifted from what were actually discussing to sex chat and me as a wise niqqah i grab.we went inside the church and we were just glancing at each other but i couldn't go close to her anymore bcoz i was in the choir.but after church around 5am i followed her to her place but that day nothing happen not untill 15th of september 2019 she saw me in the market and invited me to her place.so i had to suspend church for that day and went to her place and finally Bleep her without a condom that was when i came to nairaland and created a thread asking if INTERNAL HEAT IS A SIGN OF H.I.V.

RyanD147:
Growing up, my uncle, a catholic priest usually comes visiting with this beautiful rev sister. She loved me and my parents saw no qualms in it. I was still a kid.
Fwd 2017, I went 2 visit my uncle, I ran into this same rev sister. Been like 10 years I saw my uncle last same with this rev sister.
Lots of water has passed through the bridge, we exchanged numbers, I started having sexual affair with her till late last year she travelled 2 Germany.
No regrets though, our sexual escapades continues when she comes back.

Asifiwe:
If A man whatever He is called has ever made passes on you it does not make the man the worse sinner ever, Men will always admire women because the way a Man is wired, They respond to sights, that is why you see a Man looking at our Breast and back sides, It does not make the man bad, Women However responds to what they hear
He may be at the point where he is looking for a future partner, you as a lady would have to prove that you are decent and worth having

The high esteem we give to Pastors as if they are infallible is strictly a Nigerian mindset, they are human also and they respond to all the stimuli when provoked, If a Pastor make passes on you, it might just be that you are indecent or that you posited yourself for such or it may also mean that it is his peculiar weakness and sins which will doom him in the end

The mindset that a Pastor is infallible is because many Nigerians are Biblical Illiterates, even the greatest men of the Bible stumbled, the list is endless from David to Samson to Noah, and so on.

Some men have promiscuity in their veins, so it does not matter what title them give to themselves, Pastor, Bishop , Apostle, Arch Deacon and the rest of those human imposed title, the best of man is Man at best

RyanD147:
Growing up, my uncle, a catholic priest usually comes visiting with this beautiful rev sister. She loved me and my parents saw no qualms in it. I was still a kid.
Fwd 2017, I went 2 visit my uncle, I ran into this same rev sister. Been like 10 years I saw my uncle last same with this rev sister.
Lots of water has passed through the bridge, we exchanged numbers, I started having sexual affair with her till late last year she travelled 2 Germany.
No regrets though, our sexual escapades continues when she comes back.

RyanD147:
Growing up, my uncle, a catholic priest usually comes visiting with this beautiful rev sister. She loved me and my parents saw no qualms in it. I was still a kid.
Fwd 2017, I went 2 visit my uncle, I ran into this same rev sister. Been like 10 years I saw my uncle last same with this rev sister.
Lots of water has passed through the bridge, we exchanged numbers, I started having sexual affair with her till late last year she travelled 2 Germany.
No regrets though, our sexual escapades continues when she comes back.

StarOnEarth:
While I was in school, I went for a rehearsal (vigil) in the church, after we were done, the choir mistress told me she wanted to see me, I actually thought she wanted to complain about me coming late to church and how I have been unserious with church activities so I was trying to dodge her, around 3am she ask me if we could talk now and I said yes, then she ask if we could go somewhere private, instantly I knew the talk was not just a talk. So we went upstairs, it was totally dark out there, she said she was shy to say it, In my mind I was like see this old woman o, cos she was way older than I am, so she said she like me bla bla bla, I told her we can't date because am not the relationship type, before I know it sha we started kissing and fingering, if not for the residual of holy spirit in me, we would have bleeped, but later I heard from a friend that she has a thing for young guys, since then I ran from the church.

DaddyMorenike:
Nothing of such, but I have something funny...... When I was in school(sec), I was a prayer warrior. So we had vigil that faithful day.
Our matron's wife who was also our coordinator called me to her office for special prayer, we prayed n held hands
Mama just dey carry hand up n down n I was feeling her Bobby n crotch area simultaneously. As normal, preeq stand
N my prayer point was "God no let this prayer end" I could not adjust cos we were holding hands. immediately she said the last "for ijn we pray, OMo I just
Coverup like say I wan defend freekick. Mama saw it and just smiled.

healthserve:
You've noticed the penchant for anything that has to do with deriding Christianity too. Islam has positive threads but Christianity issa lie, always negative. I'm boycotting this forum permanently this October

patorial:
Lool bro you can't see the sign of Hiv that sooner, that's if you got infected, u just remind of my first sex

friendlyadvice:
Abeg name and number... of the woman o no be u

seunmohmoh:
I am sorry for your experience, but what do you mean fingering? Aren't you a guy? And she's a choir mistress not a pastor.

Pettyprincess:
I actually met one at my former working place,when he saw me he came to ask about a product he needed nd i was explaining to him bt the fake pastor was just staring at me so i felt uncomfortable nd i asked a colleague to attend to him then i left
After few minutes he came to meet me again that he saw a vision about me nd gave me his church address that i should come to see him blah blah blah,in my mind i was like "idiot so you can jazz me abi"nd he his even from white garment church which made me more suspicious,i just pretended like i will come for deliverance bt i didn't go
After a week i was told by my colleague that that man came to ask of me at work while i was off.

Praivit:
According to enthronedbyGod, he made some profound statements on his thread, which I believe, though he has deactivated.
He said most atheists are ignorant Satanist while some are disguised Satanist.

Going by the antichristian threads I see on this forum, I think I agree with him so much.
it's obvious that they are carrying out the agenda of their master which is Lucifer.

They are doing everything to tarnish the image of Christianity, but they can't succeed.

There are very few threads extolling christianity but so many castigating it. The campaign of calumny against christianity is so obvious.

Pettyprincess:
I actually met one at my former working place,when he saw me he came to ask about a product he needed nd i was explaining to him bt the fake pastor was just staring at me so i felt uncomfortable nd i asked a colleague to attend to him then i left
After few minutes he came to meet me again that he saw a vision about me nd gave me his church address that i should come to see him blah blah blah,in my mind i was like "idiot so you can jazz me abi"nd he his even from white garment church which made me more suspicious,i just pretended like i will come for deliverance bt i didn't go
After a week i was told by my colleague that that man came to ask of me at work while i was off.

Pettyprincess:
So guys only stare when a lady is endowed?
So guys no more stare at pretty face?

midnighter:
i commented on what he said...where did i say that she isnt tough

friendlyadvice:
as you ugly reach person still wan fvck you?

airminem:
I mean you are tough. Its okay anyway

midnighter:
Oh, excuse me dear. I found it difficult to understand your message

NwaAmaikpe:




An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.

airminem:
are you breathing right now?

NwaAmaikpe:




An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.

NaijaTushboy:
It was on a night vigil i was just sitting close to this girl and we were just gisting but we were outside.but she drifted from what were actually discussing to sex chat and me as a wise niqqah i grab.we went inside the church and we were just glancing at each other but i couldn't go close to her anymore bcoz i was in the choir.but after church around 5am i followed her to her place but that day nothing happen not untill 15th of september 2019 she saw me in the market and invited me to her place.so i had to suspend church for that day and went to her place and finally Bleep her without a condom that was when i came to nairaland and created a thread asking if INTERNAL HEAT IS A SIGN OF H.I.V.

StarOnEarth:
While I was in school, I went for a rehearsal (vigil) in the church, after we were done, the choir mistress told me she wanted to see me, I actually thought she wanted to complain about me coming late to church and how I have been unserious with church activities so I was trying to dodge her, around 3am she ask me if we could talk now and I said yes, then she ask if we could go somewhere private, instantly I knew the talk was not just a talk. So we went upstairs, it was totally dark out there, she said she was shy to say it, In my mind I was like see this old woman o, cos she was way older than I am, so she said she like me bla bla bla, I told her we can't date because am not the relationship type, before I know it sha we started kissing and fingering, if not for the residual of holy spirit in me, we would have bleeped, but later I heard from a friend that she has a thing for young guys, since then I ran from the church.

StarOnEarth:
While I was in school, I went for a rehearsal (vigil) in the church, after we were done, the choir mistress told me she wanted to see me, I actually thought she wanted to complain about me coming late to church and how I have been unserious with church activities so I was trying to dodge her, around 3am she ask me if we could talk now and I said yes, then she ask if we could go somewhere private, instantly I knew the talk was not just a talk. So we went upstairs, it was totally dark out there, she said she was shy to say it, In my mind I was like see this old woman o, cos she was way older than I am, so she said she like me bla bla bla, I told her we can't date because am not the relationship type, before I know it sha we started kissing and fingering, if not for the residual of holy spirit in me, we would have bleeped, but later I heard from a friend that she has a thing for young guys, since then I ran from the church.

StarOnEarth:
While I was in school, I went for a rehearsal (vigil) in the church, after we were done, the choir mistress told me she wanted to see me, I actually thought she wanted to complain about me coming late to church and how I have been unserious with church activities so I was trying to dodge her, around 3am she ask me if we could talk now and I said yes, then she ask if we could go somewhere private, instantly I knew the talk was not just a talk. So we went upstairs, it was totally dark out there, she said she was shy to say it, In my mind I was like see this old woman o, cos she was way older than I am, so she said she like me bla bla bla, I told her we can't date because am not the relationship type, before I know it sha we started kissing and fingering, if not for the residual of holy spirit in me, we would have bleeped, but later I heard from a friend that she has a thing for young guys, since then I ran from the church.

healthserve:
You've spoken well. from tribal fights to anti-Christian views.. To high handedness of mods, its just way too gkwring. that Christianity is under attack by Nairaland and our continous stay here encourages it. Check every Sunday, its negative views about Christianity. But conpare with fridays about islam, the quality of the threads can not be compared. October,im exiting the forum permanently although i had before now.Found solace in Quora.Going back there.

sylve11:
I can resist everything except temptation....

Grandlord:
Try Reddit. You'll get addicted. It is the American version of NL.