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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:32pm On Sep 29, 2019
She caught me cheating.. now she says if i still want her, i must sing the National Anthem backwards..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:24pm On Sep 30, 2019
Between Native doctors and girls.. Who like chicken pass??

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:57pm On Oct 03, 2019
This one that my weed is missing and my grandma is busy trying to load airtime inside calculator.. Are you thinking what am thinking

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:43pm On Oct 03, 2019
On my wedding day, if you no dress according to the colours of the day.. Is either you pay a fine or no food for you..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:06pm On Oct 03, 2019
I called my girlfriend to tell her that i am breaking up with her, and she was shocked to find out we were dating.. Chaii, i don die..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:44pm On Oct 04, 2019
Have your mum ever priced something in your presence to the extent that you starts pitying the seller??

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:02am On Oct 07, 2019
English: I saw 2 ritualist asking after you.
Pidgin: 2 baba the find you.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:37am On Oct 07, 2019
Breaking news

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:32pm On Oct 07, 2019
On my wedding day, if you come late you will kneel down outside.. I hate nonsense.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:38pm On Oct 07, 2019
You can't expect her to quickly reply your "how are you" kind of question when another guy is asking her "what's your account number ".. My brother stop joking nah

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Re: Short funny jokes by christm386: 10:35pm On Oct 07, 2019
u good bro, made my day grin grin grin

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:17am On Oct 08, 2019
christm386:
u good bro, made my day grin grin grin
Wow.. Am glad i did, thanks a lot

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Re: Short funny jokes by GennyCheta(f): 8:30pm On Oct 08, 2019
Twenty47:
This one that my weed is missing and my grandma is busy trying to load airtime inside calculator.. Are you thinking what am thinking


Lolzzzzz

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Re: Short funny jokes by GennyCheta(f): 8:34pm On Oct 08, 2019
Nice one keep it up

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:19pm On Oct 09, 2019
If price of rice no reduce before my wedding ehn, na beans i go serve all of una wey de attend that day oo.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:19pm On Oct 09, 2019
GennyCheta:
Nice one keep it up
Thanks a lot dr

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Re: Short funny jokes by officialclassic(m): 3:17pm On Oct 09, 2019
The way some female bankers explain account opening is so sexy....hmmmmm They will be like “I will open it for you so you can put something inside. OK? Whether big or small just put something*<br />
I have open it for you.Please don't withdraw yet o, still leave it there for some time
The way female bankers explain Account opening �... https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/10/the-way-female-bankers-explain-account.html

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:53am On Oct 10, 2019
If to say this mercy wey win bbnaija get sense, she for just use that 30million play 2 sure odds for bet9ja.. Ah who slapped me

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Re: Short funny jokes by DeWisedon(m): 10:48am On Oct 10, 2019
ENGLISH: If Theo walk at night,Theo might get lost.
PIDGIN: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS �����

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 12:50pm On Oct 10, 2019
DeWisedon:
ENGLISH: If Theo walk at night,Theo might get lost.
PIDGIN: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS �����
Hahaha

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:57am On Oct 12, 2019
Because your mum counted the meat in the soup you are now using your teeth to slim fit.. Oga fashion designer, Weldone sir.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:50pm On Oct 12, 2019
Lol..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:22pm On Oct 14, 2019
My wedding will to be on a Low key.. Just 20 invitees, i might not even attend sef.
Things are hard this days oo.

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:51pm On Oct 14, 2019
Haha

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:30pm On Oct 15, 2019
Imagine going to hell because of small lies like 'Dope pic bro', 'dope song bro'..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 1:54pm On Oct 17, 2019
Motivational speakers will be like: " i started my business with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes..
Lol.. Bros you be Jesus

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:46pm On Oct 18, 2019
If you slap me on my left cheek, i will turn the right one for you to slap then, we will sit down and plan your burial ceremony..

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:51pm On Oct 18, 2019
Another latest sex style is called buhari.. This one, you will just be on top without doing anything..
Lol.. No be my handwriting oo

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Re: Short funny jokes by officialclassic(m): 9:12pm On Oct 18, 2019
Very funny: HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 60s,70s & 80s.
https://profclassiccomedy..com/2019/10/very-funny-how-school-boys-used-to.html
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:59pm On Oct 19, 2019
I mistakenly sent my pastor a porn video, i was worried until he replied 'i think i have watched this one before, abeg u no get another one?

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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:19am On Oct 22, 2019
When u thought u have seen it all..

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Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 5:12pm On Oct 22, 2019
That moment when you are passing an HIV ward and a mosquito starts coming your direction

*TEMPLE RUN MODE ACTIVATED*
I dont trust mah village people at all

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