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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Wiifesnatcher(m): 10:09pm On Oct 04, 2019
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Fountainofyouth:
Thanks for the correction but it still doesnt change the fact that i am right,

We use "her" for ladies not "his" incase you've forgotin, but I won't stoop to your level with vile words.
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you're a dunce forgotten not forgotin. pls stop disgracing yourself kid and who give a damn about what's use for lady? you need to invest in English, your construction of sentence is terrible


a female with no brain is not a lady but a goat which you represent. you wouldn't want to mess with me girl, I will rubbish you here



I don't take nonsense
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by FatherBona: 10:11pm On Oct 04, 2019
Chukapage:
Mine was in ss3 oo ,There was this girl I liked then ,so I decided to shoot my shot as a novice who was ignorant of his own naivety considering the fact that I was one of the biggest boys in class having girls BUT this particular one I really liked her.
So I called her we talked normal ,we kept talking well for like a week then I made the GREATEST MISTAKE ever I told her "I LOVE You" chai! That is were I bleeped up eeeeh! This girl seeing that I have fallen for her yakata considering my big boy status in class started feeling funky behaving anyhow and she collaborated with other girls in class then who were crushing on me seriously so my people see ALLIED subtle scorning ,to her it was fun to the other girls they were acting out of the usual girl jealousy.
By then I really liked this girl so the mumu button even without being pressed started working ,My people ,It was Valentine's day ,so she send she wanted us to go out ,Omo I lied to my father before hand that We need 7k for Waec stuffs and registration ,You know the usual whining of parents now.
So the day came I took her out ,I have already planned that Las Las she go confirm my status as the "biggest boy in class with too much swagger" we reached there my people I spent the whole 7k there ooo , no kiss no nothing I wasn't expecting any sef. Omo the next day castings come dey sup every were sey "Jennifer chop me 7k" chai! I was down eeeeh that shit really got to me DEEP upon that when I confronted her ,she shouted at me on top of but luckily we were alone.
So that heartbreak too much I managed to keep my cool and act as if nothing happened deep down I was dying ,I couldn't even tell my close cartel men then because is was the "TOUGH guy they looked up to me for Orientation" about getting girls so crying to them or telling them would hurt my status .So I took it all alone ooo even that very weekend my mother complained that I looked sickly and pale I told her it was malaria.
Then that weekend I tried calling that girl and even sending her messages ,she no reply me ooo at that juncture I remembered who I was after all the most respected Guy in SS3 ,imagine being rubbished by a girl chai! I had to give myself sense by force, so I stopped calling .
Monday I came to school acted normal ,the girl thought I would come to her as usual ,I just maintained it was hard ooo but with the guys around I never went to her , Gradually days and weeks passed at that juncture I was getting over her becoming cold at heart towards her ,she noticed it and then started doing "notice me" for me I no even send her by then I was now rolling with one other very beautiful and most intelligent girl then in our own class the girl had been crushing on me since but I no send her but I just started liking her.
When trying to get my attention failed she became more desperate eeeh meanwhile some of those her friends were even writing me letters secretly ooo I was just chopping them one by one on a low-key. But that Jennifer in particular I just went cold towards her to the point she was my practical mate in chemistry for the first time I looked her in the eye my heart didn't beat. She sef saw the coldness in my eyes .
The next day very early in the morning she wrote me a letter kept it in my desk before I even came to school telling me she wants us to talk by then my main babe started noticing her strange over niceness to me and Drew the battle line grin. So during sports we met babe went down on her knees begging me crying but deep down I now saw her as a piece of shit a prey to my coming mental and emotional torture the most wicked and brutal it all. I gave her very wicked conditions she desperately accepted lmao grin at that juncture she signed up for the most brutal and wicked EMOTIONAL and Mental torture which lasted for 2years even after we left secondary School.
Till today that girl still sticks around she always like " Chuka you are the most wicked guy I have ever meet and will ever meet you destroyed my heart and distabilized my Emotions at a very young stage" according to her even till today the effect of those psychological torture affects her relationships till date. But I don't care she should have left me entirely when she broke my heart then but NO her want for CONQUEST and COMPETITION drove her into my doom dimension cheesy. We are still friends though but she still likes me even though she hates me ,I don't even know sef cheesy.
NOTE: The worst thing that can happen to any man is trying to use money to get a lady , BELIEVE me you have just opened the doors of all kinds of Evil and Manipulations. Don't show your spending power If she go leave she go leave if she go stay she go stay NEVER try to impress with money NEVER! *Redpills*.
you chop am?
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Fountainofyouth(f): 10:11pm On Oct 04, 2019
healthserve:
Don't rush to conclude in relationships or any other issues.. Wait to hear from both parties however guilty one party may appear
I choose to conclude based on the what is typed here, if and when she chose to bring hers here, I'll judge accordingly.
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Nobody: 10:12pm On Oct 04, 2019
Chukapage:
Mine was in ss3 oo ,There was this girl I liked then ,so I decided to shoot my shot as a novice who was ignorant of his own naivety considering the fact that I was one of the biggest boys in class having girls BUT this particular one I really liked her.
So I called her we talked normal ,we kept talking well for like a week then I made the GREATEST MISTAKE ever I told her "I LOVE You" chai! That is were I bleeped up eeeeh! This girl seeing that I have fallen for her yakata considering my big boy status in class started feeling funky behaving anyhow and she collaborated with other girls in class then who were crushing on me seriously so my people see ALLIED subtle scorning ,to her it was fun to the other girls they were acting out of the usual girl jealousy.
By then I really liked this girl so the mumu button even without being pressed started working ,My people ,It was Valentine's day ,so she send she wanted us to go out ,Omo I lied to my father before hand that We need 7k for Waec stuffs and registration ,You know the usual whining of parents now.
So the day came I took her out ,I have already planned that Las Las she go confirm my status as the "biggest boy in class with too much swagger" we reached there my people I spent the whole 7k there ooo , no kiss no nothing I wasn't expecting any sef. Omo the next day castings come dey sup every were sey "Jennifer chop me 7k" chai! I was down eeeeh that shit really got to me DEEP upon that when I confronted her ,she shouted at me on top of but luckily we were alone.
So that heartbreak too much I managed to keep my cool and act as if nothing happened deep down I was dying ,I couldn't even tell my close cartel men then because is was the "TOUGH guy they looked up to me for Orientation" about getting girls so crying to them or telling them would hurt my status .So I took it all alone ooo even that very weekend my mother complained that I looked sickly and pale I told her it was malaria.
Then that weekend I tried calling that girl and even sending her messages ,she no reply me ooo at that juncture I remembered who I was after all the most respected Guy in SS3 ,imagine being rubbished by a girl chai! I had to give myself sense by force, so I stopped calling .
Monday I came to school acted normal ,the girl thought I would come to her as usual ,I just maintained it was hard ooo but with the guys around I never went to her , Gradually days and weeks passed at that juncture I was getting over her becoming cold at heart towards her ,she noticed it and then started doing "notice me" for me I no even send her by then I was now rolling with one other very beautiful and most intelligent girl then in our own class the girl had been crushing on me since but I no send her but I just started liking her.
When trying to get my attention failed she became more desperate eeeh meanwhile some of those her friends were even writing me letters secretly ooo I was just chopping them one by one on a low-key. But that Jennifer in particular I just went cold towards her to the point she was my practical mate in chemistry for the first time I looked her in the eye my heart didn't beat. She sef saw the coldness in my eyes .
The next day very early in the morning she wrote me a letter kept it in my desk before I even came to school telling me she wants us to talk by then my main babe started noticing her strange over niceness to me and Drew the battle line grin. So during sports we met babe went down on her knees begging me crying but deep down I now saw her as a piece of shit a prey to my coming mental and emotional torture the most wicked and brutal it all. I gave her very wicked conditions she desperately accepted lmao grin at that juncture she signed up for the most brutal and wicked EMOTIONAL and Mental torture which lasted for 2years even after we left secondary School.
Till today that girl still sticks around she always like " Chuka you are the most wicked guy I have ever meet and will ever meet you destroyed my heart and distabilized my Emotions at a very young stage" according to her even till today the effect of those psychological torture affects her relationships till date. But I don't care she should have left me entirely when she broke my heart then but NO her want for CONQUEST and COMPETITION drove her into my doom dimension cheesy. We are still friends though but she still likes me even though she hates me ,I don't even know sef cheesy.
NOTE: The worst thing that can happen to any man is trying to use money to get a lady , BELIEVE me you have just opened the doors of all kinds of Evil and Manipulations. Don't show your spending power If she go leave she go leave if she go stay she go stay NEVER try to impress with money NEVER! *Redpills*.
Nice 1 man
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Chukapage(m): 10:12pm On Oct 04, 2019
AntiBrutus:
The Guilty Are Afraid
not only guilty even convicted grin ,shey I don tell you before for this forum that one day you go post person nude pics here why trying to post your memes you no wan hear word abi? grin
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Nobody: 10:13pm On Oct 04, 2019
Chukapage:
not only guilty even convicted grin ,shey I don tell you before for this forum that one day you go post person nude pics here why trying to post your memes you no wan hear word abi? grin
Naso.

Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Fountainofyouth(f): 10:18pm On Oct 04, 2019
Wiifesnatcher:
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you're a dunce forgotten not forgotin. pls stop disgracing yourself kid and who give a damn about what's use for lady? you need to invest in English, your construction of sentence is terrible


a female with no brain is not a lady but a goat which you represent. you wouldn't want to mess with me girl, I will rubbish you here



I don't take nonsense
You took nonsense when you gave a girl your school fees in exchange for pùssy, that is the point here and what the thread is about, but no, you choose to pick offense with my use of words, it didn't occur to you words can be abbreviated right? And you're busy throwing disses about cos my words struck home abi, have at it.
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Chukapage(m): 10:18pm On Oct 04, 2019
healthserve:
Elder, you don marry, let the ones coming behind have fun biko
Tell am ooo let him kuku go and be washing his wife and in_laws pants and leave us to have fun this Friday night ,his here forming MARRIED FOR 5 YEaRS I don't know if he needs a humanitarian award for being married undecided
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by healthserve(m): 10:19pm On Oct 04, 2019
Chukapage:
Tell am ooo let him kuku go and be washing his wife and in_laws pants and leave us to have fun this Friday night ,his here forming MARRIED FOR 5 YEaRS I don't know if he needs a humanitarian award for being married undecided
You get bad mouth chai cheesy
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Chukapage(m): 10:22pm On Oct 04, 2019
FatherBona:
you chop am?
lmao before nko? grin I chop both body ,Emotion,brain everything I chop even till today if I wan chop am I go still chop am.
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Nobody: 10:25pm On Oct 04, 2019
Wiifesnatcher:
nothing like shrinked olodo. shrink in present indicative form is shrinks while past participle is shrunk. stop disgracing yourself ode


meanwhile when a lady equate her pvssy with brain that should tell you how deep her pvssy could be
Savage

Savaged lolzzzz
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Wiifesnatcher(m): 10:27pm On Oct 04, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
You took nonsense when you gave a girl your school fees in exchange for pùssy, that is the point here and what the thread is about, but no, you choose to pick offense with my use of words, it didn't occur to you words can be abbreviated right? And you're busy throwing disses about cos my words struck home abi, have at it.
I don't need to go verbatim because of half brain human like you. my school then give privilege for final yr to pay up before clearance which same privilege wasn't given to fresher but it change during my time hence the extra year, I did it then as sacrifice and if the relationship had end well, it would have worth it



you're dumb. your dad must have done worse to your mom too, for the fact that they're not privilege to share theirs doesn't mean they don't have their past


any lady that give out her Virginity to a guy that's not her husband do worse than what I did then.
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by islandmoon:
ArticleBeast:
You cant date a girl without spending. It must not be extravagant spending but you must spend. They making it sound like the girls are giving them her salary bcoz of alpha male bullshit
exactly, there is no way he won't spend, he would even spend more as alpha male for ladies to go by his rules, you can't dominate women without spending and claim to be alpha male , the young man is only bragging online, I'm sure he's one of those guys that will go on top speed on the wheel if his girl say "if you are not here in 5mins, forget it"
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Nobody: 10:30pm On Oct 04, 2019
healthserve:
You're welcome. Study wide and broad, be update with trends,different trends. Dress well, eat well. Look good. Invest in looks. No one wants to look like a shag or be with one. Let's not take offense when people walk out. So for me, my mumu experience is not been enough/adequate to keep them around smiley wink
Yea
Sure, I'll
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Fountainofyouth(f): 10:30pm On Oct 04, 2019
Wiifesnatcher:
I don't need to go verbatim because of half brain human like you. my school then give privilege for final yr to pay up before clearance which same privilege wasn't giving to fresher but it change during my time hence the extra year, I did it then as sacrifice and if the relationship had end well, it would have worth it



you're dumb. your dad must have done worse to your mom too, for the fact that they're not privilege to share theirs doesn't mean they don't have their past


any lady that give out her Virginity to a guy that's not her husband do worse than what I did then.
K.
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by STARKACE(m): 10:34pm On Oct 04, 2019
kaziblake:
My own mumu experience with a useless guy is my Dad got me phone and I gave it to one yeye like that.. Las las he date my friend
come let's date na
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by cenaman(m): 10:36pm On Oct 04, 2019
Kenturkey048:
Everybody don mumu one way or the other..I travelled all the way from Lagos to ogoja to make up with a girlfriend that was already fuc*king someone else..menh...if I remember that stuff till date na laff I go just dey laff ..what if to say i get accident die for road...wetin I for yan baba God. huh
Where in OGOJA?
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by franchasng:
MiddleDimension:
but that's an irony to me. how is it that the one who has to choose whom to date, is the one who is not in charge when it comes to when to get married.
Because during dating guys just ask any sexually appealing or physically attractive lady out to help him quench lonely moments and share some hot moments, so guys don't care about the lady's character or other qualities when asking ladies out for date or relationship, but ladies accept and reject guys approaching them for dates/relationship with the mindset that they can marry him when time comes.


At this time, ladies make choices of boyfriend based on the guy's financial power, physical looks, confidence and other superficial qualities they desire in a future husband while the guys just ask any physically attractive lady or any lady that they feel will give them easy pass not considering her other qualities like family background, educational background, career, character, spirituality, etc.


But when it then gets to picking who to marry, remember the ladies took their time to accept the guy as their best out of the pool of guys that were asking her out, so most likely her boyfriend is her dream man she would love to marry as husband, but she may not know that the guy only see her as good enough as girlfriend or fuckmate and not as a wife, hence it is now the turn of guys to do shakara on who to marry.


And once a guy is up to 30yrs and doing well financially and living on his own in a nice apartment, getting ladies becomes easier for him because ladies now consider him as ready and ripe for marriage, so at this time, it is the guy's turn to get as many ladies as possible and later filter them and pick the one that fits his taste, that's how it works
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by hustleranthem(m): 10:43pm On Oct 04, 2019
bomasek:
U are the mumu here,allow the guy with him opinion.
u sef be mumu becoz na my "opinion "
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Kenturkey048(m): 10:44pm On Oct 04, 2019
cenaman:
Where in OGOJA?
Abakpa then I just graduated from crutech ooh....
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by jayextra(m): 10:44pm On Oct 04, 2019
Well I've not had a very serious relationship/fling.

I came to learn tho' smiley
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Nobody: 10:45pm On Oct 04, 2019
Omar09:
So you go laugh me. See you
I won't laugh its damn funny
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by cenaman(m): 10:46pm On Oct 04, 2019
Kenturkey048:
Abakpa then I just graduated from crutech ooh....
lol ishibori girls are most con girls in ogoja.
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by ArticleBeast: 10:48pm On Oct 04, 2019
healthserve:
Elder, you don marry, let the ones coming behind have fun biko
Not asking him not to have fun but they should stop the mentality that people who spend on their gf are stupid. Buying your gf food and other affordable item is spending. You can't be in a relationship and be receiving without giving. Even to carry ashewo for sexual relationship na spending. Abi u no go take one or two udeme or 1857 to balance well
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by hustleranthem(m): 10:48pm On Oct 04, 2019
olabrinks:
No you just have a fragile masculinity which will leave you lonely, depressed, sad and still broke. But good luck to you and all your future endeavours. Old age is favourable to few.
see this evening newspaper, what do you know about masculinity? if I whine your mouth dia sad
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Nobody: 10:49pm On Oct 04, 2019
franchasng:
Because during dating guys just ask any sexually appealing or physically attractive lady out to help him quench lonely moments and share some hot moments.


At this time, ladies make choices of boyfriend based on the guy's financial power, physical looks, confidence and other superficial qualities while the guys just ask any physically attractive lady or any lady that they feel will give them easy pass not considering her other qualities like family background, educational background, career, character, spirituality, etc.


But when it then gets to picking who to marry, remember the ladies took their time to accept the guy as their best out of the pool of guys that were asking her out, so most likely her boyfriend is her dream man she would love to marry as husband, but she may not know that the guy only see her as good enough as girlfriend or fuckmate and not as a wife, hence it is now the turn of guys to do shakara on who to marry.


And once a guy is up to 30yrs and doing well financially and living on his own in a nice apartment, getting ladies becomes easier for him because ladies now consider him as ready and ripe for marriage, so at this time, it is the guy's turn to get as many ladies as possible and late filter them and pick one that fits his taste, that's how it works
Wat If the guy diehuh No more shakara
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by healthserve(m): 10:50pm On Oct 04, 2019
franchasng:
Because during dating guys just ask any sexually appealing or physically attractive lady out to help him quench lonely moments and share some hot moments.


At this time, ladies make choices of boyfriend based on the guy's financial power, physical looks, confidence and other superficial qualities while the guys just ask any physically attractive lady or any lady that they feel will give them easy pass not considering her other qualities like family background, educational background, career, character, spirituality, etc.


But when it then gets to picking who to marry, remember the ladies took their time to accept the guy as their best out of the pool of guys that were asking her out, so most likely her boyfriend is her dream man she would love to marry as husband, but she may not know that the guy only see her as good enough as girlfriend or fuckmate and not as a wife, hence it is now the turn of guys to do shakara on who to marry.


And once a guy is up to 30yrs and doing well financially and living on his own in a nice apartment, getting ladies becomes easier for him because ladies now consider him as ready and ripe for marriage, so at this time, it is the guy's turn to get as many ladies as possible and late filter them and pick one that fits his taste, that's how it works
This guy sha wink
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Kenturkey048(m): 10:50pm On Oct 04, 2019
cenaman:
lol ishibori girls are most con girls in ogoja.
she wasn't actually an ishibori babe though..she was also a student too..but local man was older than her in school then....so after graduation e nor take her up to two months to shatter my heart ....
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Kingininge(m): 10:50pm On Oct 04, 2019
kaziblake:
My own mumu experience with a useless guy is my Dad got me phone and I gave it to one yeye like that.. Las las he date my friend
Pele
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by healthserve(m): 10:52pm On Oct 04, 2019
ArticleBeast:
Not asking him not to have fun but they should stop the mentality that people who spend on their gf are stupid. Buying your gf food and other affordable item is spending. You can't be in a relationship and be receiving without giving. Even to carry ashewo for sexual relationship na spending. Abi u no go take one or two udeme or 1857 to balance well
I wonder why guys advocate and equate spending on a lady as being a fool. Ive been ruminating with this thought for a decade and more till now. In our early adolescent stage, its almost macho to be able to with old financially from females. But during dating, its a different game entirely. If I were a lady, I wouldn't date a guy that doesn't spend on me. Albeit not extravagantly or wastefully. Just pass on the contrarian view as delinquent and unimportant, no need to argue
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Halo22: 10:54pm On Oct 04, 2019
See, girls are the best thing that happen to man, that's if you understand what being a man is. I won't write much, but I know that if I was a gold digger, I would have been very rich from ladies by now. One thing about ladies is that they prefer care and affection far more than cash, "except say na okpo".
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by cenaman(m): 10:57pm On Oct 04, 2019
Kenturkey048:
she wasn't actually an ishibori babe though..she was also a student too..but local man was older than her in school then....so after graduation e nor take her up to two months to shatter my heart ....
Eyaa pele! hope u are married?
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