Just a period after engaging in ponzi schemes, I though I had acquired a little wealth.. I happened to be in a mini shuttle with my crush , another friend of mine started hailing me in the bus and I asked the shuttle driver to divert into the roban store along the road, I asked everybody in the shuttle including the driver to pick anything they wanted, afterwards I collected the girls phone number and she later told me she had a boyfriend and wouldn't visit me. Even the shuttle driver couldnt recognize me , IV not recovered from the experience yet. Surely learnt my lesson

Lmao. With this experience of yours bro, I can confidently say that “you are not our mate”.

Lmao... Pele o

Never envisioned a day when Simps will gather in harmony to laugh about their mumu.

Rest in peace ! Sweet , Cold , Solid Masculinity.

AmIYourMate:
Just a period after engaging in ponzi schemes, I though I had acquired a little wealth.. I happened to be in a mini shuttle with my crush , another friend of mine started hailing me in the bus and I asked the shuttle driver to divert into the roban store along the road, I asked everybody in the shuttle including the driver to pick anything they wanted, afterwards I collected the girls phone number and she later told me she had a boyfriend and wouldn't visit me. Even the shuttle driver couldnt recognize me , IV not recovered from the experience yet. Surely learnt my lesson

Op you are really a mumu boy

So because you bought everyone something out of your own kind gesture,you are expecting the lady to date you?, why not try to collect everyone's number including the men cos you willingly bought them something?, mtcewwww!
Abeg give us something better, this one no join

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Chai! I remembered Uche.. See my mu² experience with her.

mine is that,i never appreciate anything that she did to me（buying me expensive things）..i even make her life misreble,because she can't do without me by that term, but when we breakup,na that term i no say i mumu no be small

2017
Some girl I felt I was seeing back in the day, so I decided to turn up unannounced at her school to spend a night. I bought enough goodies on my way. I arrived at her school, located her class and found her since she was nt pikn her calls, phone was charging somewhere. She collects my goodies and tells me in the presence of her friends I can't stay over that she's going to see the sister out of town. So, I should find my way out. She could not even walk me back to the road, because of reasons best known to her. "Babe please go, will call you" she said.

I walked away deflated, stranded, feeling foolish, and not knowing my next move as this was not according to plan. There and then I ruled out Relationships and buried the trust and faith I had for women. I began to see them as objects of pleasure and sexual gratification and I was all out to exact my revenge. Never to get attached or involved with them. For the few good women out there please forgive me, this all came from a really ugly experience that scarred me badly.
Guess what? The bitch has been trying to reach out, and make up with calls and chats but I still can't let go what she did to me, and have sworned never to have a word with her again.








PS
Op try and create a counter thread, share your experience how you made a mumu of a lady and mention me so I can share the stories of the numerous ways I extracted my pound of flesh from them.
Really Interesting I must say.



my peace I leave you

D worst part sef is d way her new boyfriend come beat me like small pikin,even carry bottle wan nack 4 my head,i hardly escape that day...

Ekakamba:

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Chai! I remembered Uche.. See my mu² experience with her.

is like your villagers are rightly in control of your phone and brain at that time.

BrilliantGigolo:
Never envisioned a day when Simps will gather in harmony to laugh about their mumu.

Rest in peace ! Sweet , Cold , Solid Masculinity.