Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by CaptainMitch: 7:04am On Oct 05, 2019 |
Fine girl, you are not trash in Jesus name. UyaiIncomparabl:
Are you OK? Who be trash? |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Omar09(m): 7:04am On Oct 05, 2019 |
peterangelo:
I won't laugh its damn funny Oh lawd... That year... I no spend shi shi via cash oh... But I invested time energy and emotion... Bitch finds it difficult to even kiss me. Imagine! I was a simp, an asslicker.... The perfect boy. As if the mumu never do... This bitch manipulated me into running around for her so she can gain admission into HND. Ah! I so much hate love. But it's OK. 11 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Austineva(m): 7:07am On Oct 05, 2019 |
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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by placeofallure(f): 7:10am On Oct 05, 2019 |
internationalman:
I buy her gifts and she buys me gifts as well..
Support which business, do I have my own business myself?
Are we even married? if she can't date me without any financial benefits for her then, she's free to go Tell them! Na dem know all the kurukere Waka dem dey Waka dey jam gold diggers. Not all girls are after a man's money. There's dignity in labour they say. I can't count the number of times I've taken my boo out and paid. He does likewise. It's fun to pay with your own money. There are many decent women out there but their own eyes never see such, na so so vampire slayers dem go dey pursue upandan. It's golden when a woman is independent. Men don't take you for granted cos they know you can breathe without them. 9 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by franchasng: 7:11am On Oct 05, 2019 |
BuddhaPalm: Omo, I buy fridge impromtu...
Back in 2008, went to visit some girl in her hostel. When I got there she mentioned her fridge was bad.
What did Bill Gates say?
"Lets go out and get another one."
It didn't end there...
A week later I bought her a replica of an expensive painting she liked in my living room.
And as you guessed, I never got to find out if she had a penis, or not.
I pray my future daughter meet great spenders like you 17 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by luminouz(m): 7:13am On Oct 05, 2019 |
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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by tosyne2much(m): 7:16am On Oct 05, 2019 |
kaziblake: Yes..Lasgidi based. Good morning.. Noted! Good morning and happy weekend to you |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by highbee02: 7:25am On Oct 05, 2019 |
luminouz:
Could you gimme her details privately, I will avenge you bro,i swear.... I will collect the 2k back from her and she will pay with other things too. I dey that side and I know the girls like the back of my hand.
Deal? Lolz! On my way home, it started raining and I was drenched/ soaked. How would u avenge that 1 ? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by luminouz(m): 7:27am On Oct 05, 2019 |
highbee02:
Lolz! On my way home, it started raining and I was drenched/ soaked. How would u avenge that 1 ? Simple, You get to spend a day in the sahara desert. You can get dry all you want there! 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by kaziblake(f): 7:30am On Oct 05, 2019 |
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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Newton8(m): 7:35am On Oct 05, 2019 |
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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Omar09(m): 7:39am On Oct 05, 2019 |
islandmoon: I rather read other people's own Your siggy tho... Very funny |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by chigoizie7(m): 7:39am On Oct 05, 2019 |
kaziblake: My sister won't even look at you Let her be the judge of that |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Newton8(m): 7:44am On Oct 05, 2019 |
HumblySearching: Just date a lady that's made. Not all "made" ladies are independent or real!!! 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Newton8(m): 7:51am On Oct 05, 2019 |
BravoDe:
It seems I know her, she is in part 1 right? and her real name is Chris Valerie onyekachukeu right? Ghen ghen... |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Gwagone: 7:55am On Oct 05, 2019 |
HumblySearching: That's d anthem most dude sing now even without asking them. Lol, I met one dude with his corolla and all, dresses up all fancy, before you know it, dude already singing the am broke song. Visited his house and realized dude I stays in a dump. Abuja boys and packaging. Imagine the animal had d effontery to ask me to buy him credit faa! Lol Not all men are broke babe, majority of us are financially okay while some are fooling themselves of been rich You buying airtime for a guy is cool nah, after all I have a babe who buys me airtime and I enjoy it Nothing goes for nothing |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by od501: 8:03am On Oct 05, 2019 |
[quote author=chinchonglee post=82830877] U re nt well. Its better to remain a boy dan to be a stupid grownup man.
You have said it all ma bro. Forget those ladies, when their scamming Mode is activated they be like..." Real men do this, real men that. If u are not doing this you are not a real man... " all. Bullshit! |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by dakoru84: 8:03am On Oct 05, 2019 |
kollog: Kindly share the Mumu experience you once had with a lady, Mine was:
There is this lady I have been on her neck for a relationship, been calling and talking to her about how much I Love and cherish her but she was just doing me Shakara.
Went to check someone around town, only for the lady to called me that she just saw me passed, that she go like make we see. I later hook up with her at the joint she called me from some few minutes after.
She and some guys had already consumed plenty of liquor. She told me she just bought a car for her clothing business in order to make the job easy for her (she sells males cloths going from office to office).
She asked what will I drink, I insisted that am not drinking. she introduced me to the guys there as her potential Boo, man was feeling like heaven, only for her to tell me later to foot the bill. In my mind I was like WTF, man was seriously broke that period, I just scoped her that I wouldn't be leaving soon that she shouldn't worry about the bill, that she can go, I later called the guy in charge of the place to beg that I am broke. I had to drop my phone. Went to clear the bill 2 days later. Las Las, d baby no gree date me. Mine has no mumu experience cos went helping a lady I don't expect payback from them due to who there are so just playing my game jejele But the one at then back in school who used me to feed her happiness while other man is shopping the food am cooking... Menh i teach that beach a lesson till now am still she still serving her NYC in ma 3fit bed with agreement of payment on every meeting 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by mekuxiani(m): 8:07am On Oct 05, 2019 |
kollog: Kindly share the Mumu experience you once had with a lady, Mine was:
There is this lady I have been on her neck for a relationship, been calling and talking to her about how much I Love and cherish her but she was just doing me Shakara.
Went to check someone around town, only for the lady to called me that she just saw me passed, that she go like make we see. I later hook up with her at the joint she called me from some few minutes after.
She and some guys had already consumed plenty of liquor. She told me she just bought a car for her clothing business in order to make the job easy for her (she sells males cloths going from office to office).
She asked what will I drink, I insisted that am not drinking. she introduced me to the guys there as her potential Boo, man was feeling like heaven, only for her to tell me later to foot the bill. In my mind I was like WTF, man was seriously broke that period, I just scoped her that I wouldn't be leaving soon that she shouldn't worry about the bill, that she can go, I later called the guy in charge of the place to beg that I am broke. I had to drop my phone. Went to clear the bill 2 days later. Las Las, d baby no gree date me. nna you no try 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by WalkerMichael(m): 8:09am On Oct 05, 2019 |
highbee02: I met a final year student of Unilorin, CIS department and I'm a postgraduate student in the same institution. After the exam, I decided to pay her a visit in Ibadan last month. I got to UI gate and I put a call through her number. When she came, she insisted that we should enter an eatery located just opposite the school so that we can chit chat ( d eatery is painted pink, closed to Agbowo junction). I asked, is it possible to enter an eatery without buying anything? She replied that it's a public place, that we will just sit down somewhere and discuss. As we were discussing she complained of hunger and I asked her to make an order. she ordered fried rice, chicken lap and pepsi making #1,900, when she was pointing to Vanilla, I looked the other way. She asked, won't u make an order? I replied "they don't have my favorite". she asked again " what's your favorite? " I replied, SWALLOW. Luckily, she asked those sales girls and they said NO, I was more than happy. She turned to me and said "u are confirm ibile". I left for Ilorin, after 2 days I gave her a call and she told me she has someone she's dating.
This is my mumu experience, If I was not careful enough, I would have spent more than #1,900 + my tfare . Imagine, a divorced man who is seriously searching THIS GIRL IS A COMPLETE EBINNA!! and the funny thing is there are plenty of ladies like that all over Nigerian universities .. Its the reason most guys never date students.. They don't at all. Na just few of them get brain, stomach infrastructure only.. I'm sorry I laughed at your your ordeal bro, better one go come. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by IceColdVeins(m): 8:22am On Oct 05, 2019 |
Respect! Telsa: ...DMX... what diz bitches want from ma nigga.... |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by islandmoon: 8:26am On Oct 05, 2019 |
luminouz:
So alpha males spend more on women so as to cement their dominance? Jesu!!! Where are these guys coming from?
*sighs* this proved you don't even know what it entails to be Alpha Male, poor men who claimed to be alpha male without money has ended in prison as rapists , you can't order them around for nothing. 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by kmonaolapo(m): 8:38am On Oct 05, 2019 |
Hmmmm.......am learning |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by dhensity: 8:40am On Oct 05, 2019 |
dimeji877:
The girl they use glasses come get big ass right? Don't bring her to this thread. We don forget ourselves tey tey |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by JastSiryin(m): 8:42am On Oct 05, 2019 |
dhensity: I carried a girl to a music show in Ibadan. Dbanj, Tonto dike, Phyno, niyola , oritsefemi and other big stars came.She begged that she wanted to go.. She was in University of Ibadan. Fast forward to the day of the show. My friend was going also..but before I left the office , I lost my wallet all my money. Including ticket money was in the wallet. .. My friend said he will pay my ticket.. Went to pick the girl up, I was driving. explained and she said no problem. Note this girl is a rich kid. When we got to the concert at Mauve 21, oh shit some heart wrenching moment it was. This girl paid for her ticket. We the guys paid for ours. 5000# for regular... You will not believe it. This girl freaking went to pay for VIP ticket. Hence separating herself from us.. VIP sat in the front .. Regulars at the back .. She now saw one of her school guys with VI p ticket too and they both went to their seat.
Me wey bring you come.. You leave me follow another guy. The thing pain me ehn . then to make matter worst some comedian guy made joke that those in VIP do they have 2 heads to us in regular.
Show ended. My friend was angry saying I should leave the girl there. But it was late at night I can't do that. She came back after the show to the car. My friend asked why she did that and not seat wit us. Babe said I only drove her there.. She didn't follow me to the show, .na so I turn driver guys
OK let me complete the story. .there was after party in a nearby club and all the celebs went there..I am kinda forgiving or maybe stupid. We went to the after party in the club. The queue was mad as hell .loads of people trying to enter, it was even difficult for the celebs to enter but DJ spinhall was a the gate telling the security to let the known faces and few people in I was in the front trying to enter also. DJ spinhall saw me, probably because of my all white fitted native. I sha looked good in it. Maybe he thought i was an artiste also.He pointed at me that they should let me in. When I entered I begged dj spinhall to please tell the security about my friends out. He obliged me and my friend and the girl was in. DJ spin hall is really cool sha .
So we entered the club. Just to see what's going on.. I can't buy drinks ..since I lost my wallet and broken so we just fed our eyes. Before I could say jack.. The babe don move leav us again go where the celebs dey. Saw that she was chilling with phyno.. Snapping pics. Me and my guy jus dey dull dey look. We no even get money to buy drink. Enjoy our self.. I and my guy left the club and the girl and went to the car. My guy vex say make I leave the girl dey go. I said nope.. I can't leave a 19 years old girl alone like that, cos she hoped on me to take her back. Long story sha my mumu self wait for the girl. She came back saying she snapped with phyno and niyola ..they show me pics.Took her home sha. Make e no be say because of anger I will leave her stranded.. But when I replay it.. I for leave her go my own. That time I mumu ehn choi.
Valerie Economics ..U.I if u see this. Sango suppose strike you Bro you're a responsible dude, she was clearly immature and thoughtless as they usually are at that age. She'll learn her lesson eventually. 11 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by luminouz(m): 8:50am On Oct 05, 2019 |
islandmoon:
this proved you don't even know what it entails to be Alpha Male, poor men who claimed to be alpha male without money has ended in prison as rapists , you can't order them around for nothing. Your ignorance is earth shattering. You know nothing,Jon Snow! Last reply. |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by internationalman(m): 8:50am On Oct 05, 2019 |
placeofallure:
Tell them! Na dem know all the kurukere Waka dem dey Waka dey jam gold diggers. Not all girls are after a man's money. There's dignity in labour they say. I can't count the number of times I've taken my boo out and paid. He does likewise. It's fun to pay with your own money. There are many decent women out there but their own eyes never see such, na so so vampire slayers dem go dey pursue upandan. It's golden when a woman is independent. Men don't take you for granted cos they know you can breathe without them. That's it, they like showing the girls that they have money from the start. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by luminouz(m): 8:52am On Oct 05, 2019 |
dhensity:
Don't bring her to this thread. We don forget ourselves tey tey Too late...guys are on her matter now...u no suppose mention her name here. Now,I even know her surname. Now,my niggas and I will hunt her down and avenge you. 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by luminouz(m): 8:56am On Oct 05, 2019 |
JastSiryin: Bro you're a responsible dude, she was clearly immature and thoughtless as they usually are at that age. She'll learn her lesson eventually. He was weak!!!! No matter their age,cal their bullshit to order,that's why you're a man. Don't condone bullshit because they are women. Pamper those deserving. That little chic wasn't worth it. He thought being a nice guy would score points with her,but nope. His friend was way wiser. Keep telling niggas,don't be a nice guy. Be a man!!! 10 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Nobody: 9:04am On Oct 05, 2019 |
Omar09:
Oh lawd... That year... I no spend shi shi via cash oh... But I invested time energy and emotion... Bitch finds it difficult to even kiss me. Imagine! I was a simp, an asslicker.... The perfect boy. As if the mumu never do... This bitch manipulated me into running around for her so she can gain admission into HND. Ah! I so much hate love. But it's OK. U don't have to hate love, love is a funny thing and also a mere word too |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Nobody: 9:07am On Oct 05, 2019 |
Halo22: Then someone else is doing better than you somewhere. Apart from their differences, most girls and ladies in general are very emotional. Even though they can pretend, but they really know where their heart belongs. So bro, try another bae cos that one is already hooked up.e Person wey my friend dey try to toast, she don say make dem see first. How is that one shocked up 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by JastSiryin(m): 9:08am On Oct 05, 2019 |
luminouz:
He was weak!!!! No matter their age,cal their bullshit to order,that's why you're a man. Don't condone bullshit because they are women. Pamper those deserving. That little chic wasn't worth it. He thought being a nice guy would score points with her,but nope. His friend was way wiser. Keep telling niggas,don't be a nice guy. Be a man!!! Bro I get what you're saying. But people always tend to confuse niceness with naiveness. You can still be nice but smart enough to know when you're being taken advantage of. I kinda feel that in the guy's case he felt a sense of responsibility towards the girl, even though from his narration she clearly "knew her way". But still I think he was cool for what he did. Be nice because you are, not cause of any reward. 6 Likes 2 Shares |