₦airaland Forum

You don't have a gf?

Are you a Nigerian? I get asked this question every time outside Naija and it just pisses me off.

As in, yes I am Nigerian. And so bloody what?

Then I get that look, or change in voice tones as if there was a lights out.

Have you given your life to Christ? Like who Christ epp?

Ok. Let me goto bed now. I will return with a favorable response by dawn

When are you getting married? This question sends me to depression.

I see

"Can you recharge for me or sub for me".
("Mostly from Girls"


My reply will be have you seen where a Zenith bank Worker dy collect salary from Keystone Bank

Are you back


Really



Oju e re


are you a Yoruba Muslim. mostly asked by some dumb miscreants here

udoekere:
Hi Nairalanders, there is this question that if someone should ask you it gets you annoy so What's a question you hate when
people ask you?

When are you gonna get married...are you not tired of having baby mama?

For me I hate when a complete stranger approaches me and asks me what is the standard deviation of 2 parallel bodies in quantum entanglement! No be like say I no know the answer but she na only me sabi maths

What are you doing for a leaving.


What kind of stupid question to ask someone that leaving In this country ??

In naija everybody does almost everything !!!!!!

udoekere:
Hi Nairalanders, there is this question that if someone should ask you it gets you annoy so What's a question you hate when
people ask you?

Have you eaten?

How was your night

Very annoying question

cyndy1000:
Are you Married?
What do you do for a living

May I know you? Honestly, I hate introductions.

Obviously, knowing we are twins and still going ahead to ask "Are you guys twins? and I'm like WTF? They will end up asking that question and won't even pay Ibeji money.

My belle ooooo....


Seun just aggregate mad people put for one forum

Honestly I hate it when people say "How are you to me most especially after greeting them...I'm always like if I tell you I'm not fine will you solve my problems mtcheww

Questions likes:

Did you people have sex or not?

You be Naija? (I mean where else can I possibly come from, speaking pidgin the way I do)

Questions like " how far na ur babe, u don fvck am

Where are you?

I am so scared of that question and I hate it when people ask, like out of the blues you just ask where are you?

Do you wanna come kill me? Or send assassins or what

I don laugh tired ooh abeg

How was your night? As in, should I start explaining how I spent it ? Average Nigerian ll ask u everyday

Did atikuchukwu lost the election?

Did he lost at the tribunal?

Will he lost at the supreme Court?

Maybe coming from a Secondary School Teacher:

"Where are you now?"

Asking the the obvious like for instance when I was eating, someone asked if I was eating food, no, na debt.

Where are u

LOMBARDY:
For me it depends on how and when you asked me the question.
You can ask me "how are you" at the wrong time..I'll just get provoked and irritated

do you know aliyu badegi from niger state in any way please?

but if na Dangote ask you the question, what will be your reply?

sleekpro:
What are you doing for a leaving.


What kind of stupid question to ask someone that leaving In this country ??

In naija everybody does almost everything !!!!!!

No question dey provoke me, the one i am not okay with i will keep quiet, thats all

1- Why are you so quiet?
2- Where have you been?
3- Send me something (This is a statement though) (like seriously people should stop assuming I don't need money as well). I earn #19,800 for Pete's sake.
4- When can we meet, can I see you?
5- Why pimples just full your face? ( bruv service year happened to me!).
6- Why are you not a worker in church?
7-Why are your breasts this small? (Bruv I don't owe anyone big boos, you don't like me like this then go away, my breast aren't measures of intelligence, what I have to offer and how successful I'll be!)
8- When last did you have sex? (Is this one high?)
E plenty but make I stop for here.