"Bros show me love na,since I know you I never chop your money"

I fvcking hate that statement

Me wey never show myself love

Smh

OnlineWell:
I hate when someone asks me 'so you are still alive'?

Haha, I don't know why I find this incredibly funny.

How old are you?

Are you the last person?
(When on an ATM line)

So what's you been up to?

marwanafrica:
do you know aliyu badegi from niger state in any way please?

Who is aliyu? I don't

who's the last person

Avast:

This statement is mostly said by beggars

all these ajebutters Sef...most of these slangs are normal if you grow for streets na...that you just forget na..is just a normal whining slangs..I do it all the time to avoid billing

AntiBrutus:


I ask if they are preaching anything new.
Abi new version of bible done commot?

So you've joined the crew of bad guys

stagger:
Are you a Nigerian? I get asked this question every time outside Naija and it just pisses me off.

As in, yes I am Nigerian. And so bloody what?

Then I get that look, or change in voice tones as if there was a lights out.

Profiling things..........

Maybe you project the suspicious naija vibes and they want to confirm hence the lights out......

1Sharon:


How many of them do you have?

You wan join queue

Borntofuck:
You no go church today : as if na me kill Jesus

Me and my mum have fought over this issue for more than 7 years.............


...............sotey she come dey beg me say make i go any one i like as i no gree follow them go their own

romme2u:





You wan join queue

Solo makinde. Was that q for you?

ruggedtimi:
when am travelling and family members call to ask ''where are you now?''

It is a sign of love.. That they have you on their mind and concerned about your safety. Shikena

"You are really in your 30s? Like seriously? So how come you clearly look like someone who is not more than twenty-one  years old? Would you let me see your original birth certificate?"

u are d lost one beloved!

joseph1832:
get lost and stay lost!.

Careful KOR, careless NII.

SeriousPartner:
"You are really in your 30s? Like seriously? So how come you clearly look like someone who is not more than twenty-one  years old? Would you let me see your original birth certificate?"

Lol take it as a compliment

HRHQueenPhil:
u are d lost one beloved!

get out!

LOMBARDY:
Who is aliyu? I don't

He is also lombardy by name

cyndy1000:
Are you Married?
What do you do for a living

Next time anyone ask you what you do for a living, tell him/ her " I breath for a living"

1Sharon:


Did you?

Come to my house and hear the response to your question.... Mod can bar me.

Gforce2015:


Come to my house and hear the response to your question.... Mod can bar me.

No, show me video make i see

1Sharon:


No, show me video make i see

If you can show me the video of yours, first..

1Sharon:



Lol take it as a compliment

Lol! Okay Babe. Thanks!

Gforce2015:


If you can show me the video of yours, first..

I no sabi do show me make I learn

UndauntedYOCA:


Lol, Pele baby.

Pele?
I will only accept your apology when you put ur dp so I can see for myself

bnsheikh:
Are you sure?

........I hate that kind word.... I will be like, am not sure

1Sharon:


I no sabi do show me make I learn

Tell some of your night clients to teach... I'm sure they will be obliged to teach you.

Youngsage:
That should be "How much did you buy it?" when the person obviously has no interest in buying it at all.


Another should be "You couldn't even call me since, you just forgot me, abi?" whereas I was the one who actually reached out to you to check up yet you greet me with such accusatory questions.

........I do tell them d one third of d actual price I bought it or tell them someone gave me as a gift

1Sharon:


Solo makinde. Was that q for you?

UndauntedYOCA:


Lol, Pele baby.

If you are really sorry show me ur pic