When will you finish your Ph. D?

thariodamaniac:
More like a statement "you just 4get me na"... I can strangle the person

you just 4get me na.....

Since you are not a Christian, you won't understand the question. Because christ have don a lot for me. Thanks

joseph1832:
Have you given your life to Christ? Like who Christ epp?

Where do you work now.... I'm like what's your own?

freeDR:
Why are you not married?

Like, how's my marital status your business?

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Nothing really but I don't really like someone asking me what I am doing when he or she already knows.

For example

I'm drinking beer.... Someone will still ask you o boy u dey drink beer. If na advance person I go reply yes but if na my age mate I go ask am if he no get eyes or no I dey drink coke. So annoying.

Bumping into an old friend and he/she ask ''so wetin you dey do now'' as in ''where do you work now'' as if say job dey naija

"What do you do (for a living)" is particularly vexatious. Its variation "where do you work", even more so.

When you go marry? Walahi I fit shoot person because of that question, as if dem put money for my hand wey I go use do the wedding

What do you do for a living and I always tell them I sell casket and I own a private Cemetry ,I don't have friends that is why am always here to see if there is anyone who want to patronize

When are you getting married. And I'm like wtf How is that your business now

See you online on Instagram, WhatsApp and they won't chat you up but the moment you post on your stories Wearing designer's and looking good they will be like you don forget me Na...

AntiBrutus:
Maybe questions they ask, knowing they can't handle the answer. Especially those sexual questions Naija guys love to ask. Answer them and their eye will turn red.

"When last did you have sex?"
"Are you a virgin?"

lmao that cracked me up

Nothing more irritating than "tell me about yourself"
"what are your like and dislikes "

Why are you so black?

what are your likes and dislikes ?.like seriously do people still use this line in getting to one another better?

Simplep:
lmao that cracked up

No be so? They will now be asking if you are serious? Were we playing before?

How was.your night.

Question like " wetin you dey use your money do sef"

I so hate that question.

Ok

how tall are you? do you know you are tall? how many feet tall are you? bitch just walk and pass

"Why do you walk like this"?
For bleeps sake this is how I am, Bleep OFF

some interviewer's question are like WTH

after just kissing a lady
what are we now
you are a lady n i am a guy,TF?!���

#nocomment

"how you dey" note.. Not "how are you" oo

Chiefochiefo:
Bumping into an old friend and he/she ask ''so wetin you dey do now'' as in ''where do you work now'' as if say job dey naija

.it's a two way thing for me

If na one random guy wey I Sabi wey no too close or wey go be pest to me.
I go discharge am sharp sharp, I paint a very bad scene eg O boy nothing o, everything hard wetin u get for me now kinda lines. once I am done, he won't ever contact me again #motive acheived

On the other hand, if it's a tight buddy from way back, then I open up.

thariodamaniac:
More like a statement "you just 4get me na"... I can strangle the person

Ode!.....( you just 4get me ) ... na common street yan. Na em be say If you dey Street you for don strangle people tire.

How much is your salary.. I hate that shiit mehn

udoekere:
Hi Nairalanders, there is this question that if someone should ask you it gets you annoy so What's a question you hate when
people ask you?

Some bad belle idiots be asking stupid questions like "How far about your guy na? Una nor dey again?" "Abi him don leave you?" Like seriously They don't know if it was you who left the guy or not.... So annoying.


Sometimes some who don't understand the nature if your job be asking turning belle questions like.." You no go today " kaaaiii...that question can annoy the shit out of me ehn...cos the next thing some want to tag you lazy youth. That was how one asked me, you no go today, I just ignored her, the silence from me made her shame. Since then, I go, I no go o, shlljust shut her trap. Nonsense!

Where is ur car? As if one can no longer walk in peace.

At a family function and I hear
- When are you getting married, remember your pops married very early (shuuu, times haff changed mbok)

- Are you a Christian, when did you give your life to Christ (it haff tay no ask me)