Can't recollect any.

all bought on jumia

Story of naija thanks to our fking importer exporters. One time I bought three different kettles which failed in different ways.

There is no padlock sold in this country that does not rust in the first exposure to water

Years ago, Bought a. 10k backpack that commenced unravelling immediately I started using it

You buy rechargeable lamps which fail on two months

You buy football shoes for your son which fail in one term

This country is a fking dumping ground

Jh0wsef:
Yes. It happened just yesterday! My babe bought a hair to resell for business. She got it at 24k from one of the online Instagram vendors. It was delivered to her and it was total crap.. Unfortunately, she wouldn't get a refund. And the seller stopped picking her calls. I was furious and pissed. and it turned out like I was blaming her, girls ehn


Don't trust all these Instagram Vendors! They have flashy business pages. But what they deliver sometimes are crap!

not sometimes, most of the time

LeoFish92:
You see those bed sheets wrapped, packed and sealed in nylon, of which you can't determine the quality till you go home and open it, don't ever buy that thing, or rather, buy at your own discretion.

Bought one, only to discover that the quality is on par with waterproof. That type they call ''madam sorry''.

Slept on the damned bed sheet, woke up this morning only to see that the flowery design it has, has been imprinted on my singlet

3k wasted!!

I quietly repackaged it, and gifted it to my neighbour; a Christian brother, who exhausted all his ''God bless you'' on me

Patiently waiting for him to sleep and wake up tomorrow morning.

Share your experiences.

Wetin way no b fake for this country Even food stuff some ppl are just mean

Yes, phone from jumia

Once bought a tecno phone that lasted just 3 months and I am not kidding. The first emotion that crept up on me was anger which was contradicted by the tears that threatened to escape in all its glory. Since then, I have loathed all things tecno. The company is a fraud...

**Now just angry**

Bought a pair of soccer shoes for my son. After one week at the academy, I saw an object flying with the ball when he took a free-kick...it was the sole of the boot

Nigerian Rice currently sold the market. Wanted to join the bandwagon of buy locally made food stuff. The rice dey melt under but the top never soft. Na so I dey change pot until e turn porridge

Jh0wsef:
Yes. It happened just yesterday! My babe bought a hair to resell for business. She got it at 24k from one of the online Instagram vendors. It was delivered to her and it was total crap.. Unfortunately, she wouldn't get a refund. And the seller stopped picking her calls. I was furious and pissed. and it turned out like I was blaming her, girls ehn


Don't trust all these Instagram Vendors! They have flashy business pages. But what they deliver sometimes are crap!

But why will your babe buy sth on Instagram to resell? People that will put like 10k on the normal price. She should have bought offline with quality, and gotten bigger gain.

gift01:
Nigerian Rice currently sold the market. Wanted to join the bandwagon of buy locally made food stuff. The rice dey melt under but the top never soft. Na so I dey change pot until e turn porridge

Lmao

Yeah! Especially on Jumia.
Those items on display, i wonder where they get those pictures from, but in reality, Damn it! they don't usually come as they look
But trust me, in my last purchase of a sneaker and a pair of skirt, which was over inferior for my liking, compared to the picture i saw online, i returned the goods on the spot at the pick-up centre, i didn't bother leaving with the items, i requested for a refund asap, and of course i got my money back.
I actually love their refund policy though, no stress

Sometime ago, I bought a 'made in Aba top', and was feeling like a 'fashionista', (since I thought the design was great). That day, I just kept perambulating at work while stylishly advertising my outfit. Unknown to me, the joining at the back was torn. To worsen matters, I even went to do cash lodgement at the bank, and no one was kind enough to bring my attention to it. A colleague even said afterwards that she thought I knew about it. I was like: "heck! How could I possibly know and still walk around comfortably"?

I eventually got to know about it when an office client brought my attention to it. I was so embarrassed, and I didn't know what to do. When I regained composure, I had to remove the top, and the office assistant saved my day by taking it to a nearby tailoring shop for a quick mend.

Since that incident, I vowed never to buy a "made in Aba' top again cos I realized that such tops are usually made with inferior materials, and the stitches are also very poor and weak.

Got a blackberry chargwr,was in a hurry cause my former charger blew. 1500 with nokia pin.
The first night it worked well,i was very happy. Then later plugged my powerbank,from norning to nite my power bank refused to be full,same thing my speaker..not till i vex checked the back..no blackberry logo,nothing. I felt so fooled a chargee of 6h,the woman scam me 1500.
I want to buy one adidas slippers on konga but im scared its gonna be fakes. 15k adifldas slippers on konga

Jh0wsef:
Yes. It happened just yesterday! My babe bought a hair to resell for business. She got it at 24k from one of the online Instagram vendors. It was delivered to her and it was total crap.. Unfortunately, she wouldn't get a refund. And the seller stopped picking her calls. I was furious and pissed. and it turned out like I was blaming her, girls ehn


Don't trust all these Instagram Vendors! They have flashy business pages. But what they deliver sometimes are crap!

Is your babe a learner? Majority of the hair vendors are scammers. Tell her to find someone that knows market well, Lagos, Aba, Onitsha... those major markets have importers. Though they will most likely sell at wholesale quantities. That way she can make good spread.

Sorry about her experience.

When you buy cheap, you buy twice.
Well, I don't buy cheap stuffs, so I got no story to tell you.

pocohantas:


Is your babe a learner? Majority of the hair vendors are scammers. Tell her to find someone that knows market well, Lagos, Aba, Onitsha... those major markets have importers. Though they will most likely sell at wholesale quantities. That way she can make good spread.

Sorry about her experience.

She goes to get her hairs from Trade fair.. yesterday own just different, I no know whyy

LeoFish92:
You see those bed sheets wrapped, packed and sealed in nylon, of which you can't determine the quality till you go home and open it, don't ever buy that thing, or rather, buy at your own discretion.

Bought one, only to discover that the quality is on par with waterproof. That type they call ''madam sorry''.

Slept on the damned bed sheet, woke up this morning only to see that the flowery design it has, has been imprinted on my singlet

3k wasted!!

I quietly repackaged it, and gifted it to my neighbour; a Christian brother, who exhausted all his ''God bless you'' on me

Patiently waiting for him to sleep and wake up tomorrow morning.

Share your experiences.

I guess you buy from the Mallams,

We have different type of bedsheets materials in the market and the mallam hawking it on the road goes for the least.

Buy from me, my bedsheets are of good cotton materials, no fading or shedding.

And the good news is , they are quite affordable.

edo3:
Hmmm,, it happened last year December oo,, i had like 25k on me in d morning.. Since na festive period na,, was busy gulping beer wt pple.. Later i realised d money had depreciated to like 15k,, I say make i run enter kasua market for kaduna buy slippers n if possible jeans.. With my shayo eyes i enter one igbo man shop bought 2 pairs of sandals,, one Prada n one other @5k each.. It was d following day when shayo don clear i realize say na pada dey wrote.. Walahi d two sandals no last me 1month..



Walahi igbo n deceit na 5&6..

Ledem come for ya head

They are the developers of all nations

JubrinElSudan:
Bedsheet!! I paid #2000 to the Aboki thinking its a big sized bedsheet, I was wrong. Couldn't cover my foam. Since then if I see any Aboki hawking bedsheets, I get angry

buy from..I sell quality ones

when I bought a phone for computer village from those boys, little did I know my guy don switch fone while he had hurriedly told me to pay him n I was busy counting the money then he put the fone back in d handkerchief he wrapped it in.....
Na so he tell me say make I soji n no bring d fone out as he had just jagba d fone(that was d main gimmick that prevented me from opening the handkerchief). As if na jazzz.. I come carry am put for pocket they go under bridge to enter ojuelegba motor... na inside motor I say make i look wetin I buy.. yeepa... I see alcatel. one MTN sold one time like that... I cried inside....

edo3:
Hmmm,, it happened last year December oo,, i had like 25k on me in d morning.. Since na festive period na,, was busy gulping beer wt pple.. Later i realised d money had depreciated to like 15k,, I say make i run enter kasua market for kaduna buy slippers n if possible jeans.. With my shayo eyes i enter one igbo man shop bought 2 pairs of sandals,, one Prada n one other @5k each.. It was d following day when shayo don clear i realize say na pada dey wrote.. Walahi d two sandals no last me 1month..



Walahi igbo n deceit na 5&6..

LMAO

Bought a 3k8 jeans,everytime i wear it I noticed some black soot on my nails.didn't suspect a thing till after a week time I wanted to wear it again I heard paraaaaa.e don tear be that.mended it thinking it was a minor issue.wore it again I heard paraaa(tears).the thing pain me eee,I just dump the trousers

Fake sandals, fake oil, expired milk, powder that was almost a month older than it's BestBefore date.
Now I look and look and look properly all over the item I want to buy to avoid heartbreaking stories

gift01:
Nigerian Rice currently sold the market. Wanted to join the bandwagon of buy locally made food stuff. The rice dey melt under but the top never soft. Na so I dey change pot until e turn porridge

This is the earliest of the early harvest season so the water content of the rice is still high just like in new yam.
The pressure of the border closure is making people to mill and sell rice they should've allowed to dry for some weeks.
Buy by early or mid December, you'll enjoy it.
Patronize my Abakaliki rice and you'll never go back to foreign rice.

gift01:
Nigerian Rice currently sold the market. Wanted to join the bandwagon of buy locally made food stuff. The rice dey melt under but the top never soft. Na so I dey change pot until e turn porridge

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Omihanifa:
Mine was fake apple earphones on AliExpress
The packaging looks good but the sound is horrible

what type of card did you use and which bank ? To pay them

adedayourt:
As a young graduate then, felt i was gonna be needing some good shirts to rock to office.

I got to ojota and saw sow well folded shirt in shiny nylon.

na hin i dey hear 500naira, small small money, small small money.

i felt a cold chill ran down my spine, omo see awof, so i go look sweet to office with just small money.


i opened my wallet and bought 4 shirt carefully selected.



on m y way home i bought cold water starch to give the shirt some strength.


enter room, open bag, brought out d first shirt and tore it open, wat i saw.
oh lord av mercy. . . . . .

i tore the whole shirt and i became weak, life left my muscles. i folded the shirts and threw dem in them in the dustbin

awof no good at all

Hahahhahahahhahaha

Godfullsam:



Ledem come for ya head

They are the developers of all nations

My broda make dem come,, truth no say make no talk am.. Seriously felt bad d next day.. To make matter worst i no know d road to guy shop again because na shayo eye..