First of all we must all disengage from the pity party.

The entire thread is riddled with pathetic stories and depressing anecdotes.

Seeking sympathy will not change your situation PERMANENTLY.

You need to retune your thinking process and then use your present situation to your advantage. This change in attitude will hopefully provide an income generation activity for you within the next few days.
 
You must make every attempt at exceeding all expectations.

Whoever I introduce you to must be able to come back to me and thank me for sending you their way.

The better part is that they should consider employing you on a full time basis

Bionica:
So what is the solution? What can be done?
 
I may be able to ASSIST about ten people here. Now I wrote the assist in bold because my definition of help may not necessarily equate with your expectations of help.
 
The 10 people must be resident in Lagos and must be willing to help themselves through my guidance. The guidance will be remote as I have a day job.
 
I will now outline the steps for the help I intend to provide. Please read carefully. Should this be attractive to you and whereby you have agreed to work on your situation to improve it then you can rest assure that yo will begin to get some form of Succour in November.

okay Sir

I am going to help 20 people residing in Lagos earn between 20,000.00 in the month of November 2019.

They will then graduate to earning 30,000 in December 2019. The intention is for them to earn at least 50,000.00 Naira monthly from January 2020.

And all this will be through engaging in some side hustle. I will identify and discuss the viability before we decide if it is a worthwhile venture.
 
Please note that because I can only help those in Lagos. I can only help remotely so we have to adopt either whatsapp as the preferred platform for our communication.

Please someone in enugu help me with a job.
I am a graduate. Loyal, humble fast learner. God fearing individual.

oluwamytime@gmail.com
09077586011

My helper locate me IJN.

Consequently, if you are resident in Lagos and are committed to helping yourself earn an income on a very regular basis kindly send a whatsapp message to the whatsapp line below.

Kindly state the following details;


1. Full names.

2. Qualification/Year of graduation

3. Skills acquired (if any).

4. Residential location.

5. Gender/Age

6. Marital status

7. Work experience if any.

I will attempt to help as many as I can but do understand that there will be limitations and as such I can assure the first 10 Nairalanders of something within the next few days.

Pls send the above info via;

Zero, Eight, One, Two, Nine, Nine, Nine, One, Nine, Seven, One.

Bionica:
I am going to help 20 people residing in Lagos earn between 20,000.00 in the month of November 2019.

They will then graduate to earning 30,000 in December 2019. The intention is for them to earn at least 50,000.00 Naira monthly from January 2020.

And all this will be through engaging in some side hustle. I will identify and discuss the viability before we decide if it is a worthwhile venture.
 
Please note that because I can only help those in Lagos. I can only help remotely so we have to adopt either whatsapp as the preferred platform for our communication.

I am in Lagos. Pls send details

Bionica:
 
I would like to thank the OP for opening up right here.

Expressing his feelings here could bring some relief if he gets the right kind of responses.

On the contrary, he could also suffer further depression arising from the rather depressing stories of others in worse situations than his thus making it look that he is just at the beginning of his suffering spectrum.  

OP I may not be able to help, primarily because of your Abuja base but I will try to see what I can do for a few serious minded people here who are willing to make a move towards liberation.

thank you very much sir..

Please, I need IT placement anywhere in Port Harcourt for the period of 1 year. I am a Computer Science student. Please help.

kay4kay:


If you can get a place to stay in OTA I can offer you a contract job of 28k , HMO with daily meal.

i Will Be Glad If You Can Assist On This.I Stay Around Ota

Please I need help too, am a graduate based in Abeokuta, I learnt sewing before and during my service year but I don't have customers and shop are very expensive. 09029200348

Pharaoh4rin:
Bro, E no funny oo. BUT this is what I can do 4 u as I did for one guy from NL here.
I admonish him to go into perfumes and body spray sales, which he can sell in clubs and offices. Although he's a graduate of Economics, I bet u he's doing fairly well. He makes up to 48-52k in a month. Lemme know if u are interested

PLEASE, I'M INTERESTED, SIR.

Company : A fast growing engineering company located at 151 Akowonjo-Egbeda road.
Job application

young and productive sales marketer needed, for an engineering company Rio-Weighing system.

Available position : Sales Marketer
Job description : responsible for distributing a company’s goods and services to consumers. To meet all sales objective, determine market
demand, identify potential market segments, establish pricing strategies and set sales targets. Direct sales activities,
analyze buying trends and track consumer preferences. Answers questions from clients about product and service benefits,
maintains excellent relationships with clients through superior customer service.Implements and adheres to company policies
and procedures.

Qualification : Hnd, and Bachelors degree holder.
Note : All interested applicant are to send both CV and Application letter to the company mail
Contact information : info@rioweighing.com
rioweighing.systems@gmail.com
website : www.rioweighing.com
Closing date : 24/10/2019 11:30 am

winnerr:

PLEASE, I'M INTERESTED, SIR.

08060270521. Chat me up

Bionica:
Consequently, if you are resident in Lagos and are committed to helping yourself earn an income on a very regular basis kindly send a whatsapp message to the whatsapp line below.

Kindly state the following details;


1. Full names.

2. Qualification/Year of graduation

3. Skills acquired (if any).

4. Residential location.

5. Gender/Age

6. Marital status

7. Work experience if any.

I will attempt to help as many as I can but do understand that there will be limitations and as such I can assure the first 10 Nairalanders of something within the next few days.

Pls send the above info via;

Zero, Eight, One, Two, Nine, Nine, Nine, One, Nine, Seven, One.

can someone in Abeokuta message you?

ezebest1:
Can you do sales?
Do you stay around Sango Ota?

Boss pls help me with this i stay in ota.

Heineken:
by God's grace bro am planning to moving to ibadan soon when I have money. Heard it's better there sir. Thanks bro

I was about to type "move to Ibadan" before I see this. It is okay if you have someone to stay with, borrow some money to take you through the month.

Things (food & transport) are cheaper in Ibadan. You will get teaching job within a week if you are determined. Then you can plan the next stage of your life from there. All the best.

Charleslewizy:


Abeg which location....give me link

u fit try vagancy hunters, cenral area, wonen development cenre, opp central bank, abj, or call 08025647549

golddeejay:
I was about to type "move to Ibadan" before I see this. It is okay if you have someone to stay with, borrow some money to take you through the month.

Things (food & transport) are cheaper in Ibadan. You will get teaching job within a week if you are determined. Then you can plan the next stage of your life from there. All the best.

thanks so much sir.. I appreciate

Rehpotsirhc:
can someone in Abeokuta message you?

Well!

I am actually more rooted in Lagos but who knows!

I could try getting something for you provided you are flexible and willing to commit.

Go ahead and send me your details via whatsapp.

Please indicate Abeokuta clearly.

Hello Sir,

You need to follow the guidelines like everyone else.

Thank you!

OluDonald1:

I am in Lagos. Pls send details to my whatsapp 08102535768

ezebest1:
Can you do sales? Do you stay around Sango Ota?

i stay in ota.epp me 08163202572 no

Bionica:


Well!

I am actually more rooted in Lagos but who knows!

I could try getting something for you provided you are flexible and willing to commit.

Go ahead and send me your details via whatsapp.

Please indicate Abeokuta clearly.

Alright sir..thanks

Heineken:
Am seriously suffering. At 31 am still squatting. Am through with my service since 2014 but still no job. Am more than depressed... Am perplexed and am not thinking well. At my age I don't have even 1000 in my account. To eat, I have to visit friends...most times is just only breakfast and water at night. I don't want to die this way.. Am not happy. I applied civil defense. Don't know if anyone can help me.. Or any job.

My brother naija hard die. Op let's try it this was I was told that crayfish and red palm oil is very expensive in Abuja, I supply the two, enter market make enquiries of how U will be supplying it to them
So that I can be sending them to U their

brownemmanuel43:

My brother naija hard die. Op let's try it this was I was told that crayfish and red palm oil is very expensive in Abuja, I supply the two, enter market make enquiries of how U will be supplying it to them
So that I can be sending them to U their

good evening sir.. Thank you very much. I'll make enquiries and get back to you here sir. I appreciate bro

Heineken:
good evening sir.. Thank you very much. I'll make enquiries and get back to you here sir. I appreciate bro

Am not sir bro. I'm a hustler like you. Tell them that the crayfish is sand free, dust free and well dried. Palm oil is not Robert.

brownemmanuel43:

Am not sir bro. I'm a hustler like you. Tell them that the crayfish is sand free, dust free and well dried. Palm oil is not Robert.

Where do you source the crayfish from and where is your current base now please?

Cupidkc:


Where do you source the crayfish from and where is your current base now please?

From akwa-Ibom sir. akwa-Ibom and lagos

Please, anyone around Cross River, Akwaibom and Ph who have heard about any possible replacement and vacancies in the banking sector should please hook me up. I have 2+ years experience working in the bank as a Direct sales agent and experiences in administration and management. Please help a brother.

Bionica:
I am going to help 20 people residing in Lagos earn between 20,000.00 in the month of November 2019.

They will then graduate to earning 30,000 in December 2019. The intention is for them to earn at least 50,000.00 Naira monthly from January 2020.

And all this will be through engaging in some side hustle. I will identify and discuss the viability before we decide if it is a worthwhile venture.
 
Please note that because I can only help those in Lagos. I can only help remotely so we have to adopt either whatsapp as the preferred platform for our communication.

09013248483 my number sir

Heineken:
thanks so much sir.. I appreciate

how far? With all this promises, person don get you one?

Duplik8t77:
09013248483 my number sir

Pls follow the instructions as provided in the post.

jaido007:
how far? With all this promises, person don get you one?

thanks sir. Morning. The man that said Ota told me it's without accommodation and I don't have anyone there in ogun state. I'm still trying to check if I can get anyone there.... I have also sent my CV to those that asked me to sir.