Kelvin30286063:
I never thought I'll never share my own cuz I don't want to remember it but I will. Maybe sharing it will help me heal from that painful embarrassment.
We were suppose to have this group presentation at 300L and as always I was group leader. Naturally group leaders will present the topic to the class and the lecturers and the lecturer in charge of the course will award mark to everyone in the group based on the group presentation and individual contributions to the project.
I don't have problem presenting, Infact I've done that all my school years. I was always group leader so I always present except if the lecturer opted otherwise but that particular course was not my favorite and I don't know nada in it. Infact I hated it so much that I only pick the note whenever I'm trying to sleep and it's not coming. I'll start reading it then sleep go catch me.

Knowing fully well that I was going to present the topic, I decided to cheat. What I did was simple (or so I thought until everything scattered) I recorded all the presentation paper on my phone, bought an earphone and thought to myself that I'll just play it and listen to it while I repeat after it.
To be fair, I practiced it at home several times that I had even memorized all the words and I should have just used that but I was bent on doing what I planned.
D-day came, class was full cuz presentation is always like a test. The marks are awarded and they represent your test.
I got to the stage and played the recording (did as if I wanted to adjust my phone)
Na so wahala start oo. Lecturer was like... What's the topic of your group... (recording don dey play oo)
I said it, I listen, record don go pass introduction, na so I start to dey stammer.
Everything just scatter. Luckily, one of the group members noticed that I wasn't myself, he quickly took it from me and started explaining the topic. He should have been made the group leader sef since that was he favourite course but na so dem think say na Kelvin fit do am...

Last last, after presentation, the lecturer looked at me and was like, what is wrong with you?
I said nothing sir. He said then that nothing almost cost your group 30 marks. Everybody in class bursted into laughter.
Funny enough, the recording was still playing, how it manage to still be playing when presentation has ended is what baffled me. I must have recorded it really slowly that even if I was repeating after it, I would have sounded like a big fool.

CrazyMan:
Hmm ...mine isn't funny o...

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

tillaman:
My first year in school when I was strolling with this babe, I don spot her from class as soon as lecturer left I just follow the girl we were already Vibing as in I already held her hands damn the palm was so soft and cold I was beginning to imagine getting a mad handjob from her the next day cause I had a dunce roomie then, so as we dey waka naso 1 final year guy park his stupid Honda bulldog beside us and started finessing the babe naso the girl begin blush dude was like is that your brother and she said no that he’s a friend from class, I weak, sha the dude was like how far OG I just feigned a faint smile, the babe sha follow the guy, she just said we will see later, I was just lucky that I had a baseball cap on that day, some crazy boys were already saying bros sorry oo as per say my legs dey shake like Person wey climb Mount Everest, as I reach school gate I sweAr I just fly bike I no even negotiate price, Wey we don dey plan to go her hostel and violate her human rights, that moment I made up my mind to do the same thing to all those freshers too and I did it countless times too!!
The babe sef later carry her kpekus con beg me for house after Puna mileage don high finish for 400 level, she even lived with me for 2 months dey form serious relationship, do my laundry and warm my bed and I didn’t pity that puna I help her increase the mileage

DaddyMorenike:
Definitely has to be during a pool party. Got out the pool and was sitting beside the pool, didn't know my preeq cap was outside already, thanks to those Tommy Hilfiger boxers wey get buttons that year. I notice say breeze just dey blow that area but I didn't pay much attention afterall, I just got outta the pool. Like 1mins plus, one babe wey I no even know signaled to my crotch area, as I see my cap outside, I fly enter pool ASAP, I even injured my knees.
I can never ever ever ever forget! Especially the look on the girl face n her friends. Preeq wey never charge, e come be like say tiger ba3. DAMN!!

cosmos1440:


Ugly boy claiming to be a female

PrimadonnaO:
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Honestly, those ladies were constantly behaving like they suffer from chronic mood swings.

Don’t mind the boy. I saw him and was happy that he’d sympathize with me, instead he started laughing. Lol. He always thought everything was funny.

tillaman:
My first year in school when I was strolling with this babe, I don spot her from class as soon as lecturer left I just follow the girl we were already Vibing as in I already held her hands damn the palm was so soft and cold I was beginning to imagine getting a mad handjob from her the next day cause I had a dunce roomie then, so as we dey waka naso 1 final year guy park his stupid Honda bulldog beside us and started finessing the babe naso the girl begin blush dude was like is that your brother and she said no that he’s a friend from class, I weak, sha the dude was like how far OG I just feigned a faint smile, the babe sha follow the guy, she just said we will see later, I was just lucky that I had a baseball cap on that day, some crazy boys were already saying bros sorry oo as per say my legs dey shake like Person wey climb Mount Everest, as I reach school gate I sweAr I just fly bike I no even negotiate price, Wey we don dey plan to go her hostel and violate her human rights, that moment I made up my mind to do the same thing to all those freshers too and I did it countless times too!!
The babe sef later carry her kpekus con beg me for house after Puna mileage don high finish for 400 level, she even lived with me for 2 months dey form serious relationship, do my laundry and warm my bed and I didn’t pity that puna I help her increase the mileage

Kevinsamba:
Mine was slightly different during a game,
One devilish ESUT player wire shot and I was sure it was out of bounds for our keeper and I also knew I couldn't head it out so I simply used my hand to hit it out
Omo come see different insult from my team mates the most painful was that even our keeper that knew he couldn't save it follow they insult me
Finally las Las they play the penalty and miss
Na so I just carry my boot and bag for head begin go hostel.

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

DanXplore:
Was coming back from lectures when I saw a mad woman who lived in a pile of rubbish about half a kilometer away from the school fence. Out of compassion, I bought egg roll and swan water for her because she looked so hungry. She hurriedly ate everything with so much excitement and before I knew what was going on she started following me everywhere...for about half an hour. Didn't know how to tell her to stop following me. Omo, see as people dey laugh me and my juvenile friends started calling her my wife. Lol. It took the intervention of security and some area boys to pursue her away. Had to stop plying that route for a while.

tillaman:
My first year in school when I was strolling with this babe, I don spot her from class as soon as lecturer left I just follow the girl we were already Vibing as in I already held her hands damn the palm was so soft and cold I was beginning to imagine getting a mad handjob from her the next day cause I had a dunce roomie then, so as we dey waka naso 1 final year guy park his stupid Honda bulldog beside us and started finessing the babe naso the girl begin blush dude was like is that your brother and she said no that he’s a friend from class, I weak, sha the dude was like how far OG I just feigned a faint smile, the babe sha follow the guy, she just said we will see later, I was just lucky that I had a baseball cap on that day, some crazy boys were already saying bros sorry oo as per say my legs dey shake like Person wey climb Mount Everest, as I reach school gate I sweAr I just fly bike I no even negotiate price, Wey we don dey plan to go her hostel and violate her human rights, that moment I made up my mind to do the same thing to all those freshers too and I did it countless times too!!
The babe sef later carry her kpekus con beg me for house after Puna mileage don high finish for 400 level, she even lived with me for 2 months dey form serious relationship, do my laundry and warm my bed and I didn’t pity that puna I help her increase the mileage

Thermodynamics:


Shut up, who Warri help?

de there de deceive yourself,

Warri nor de carry last but na Hausa people de rule una and de collect all una oil.

Na this kind Warri boy title when you wan meet up to go make you de commit crime.

How much you don make with your Warri boy title?

De there de form Warri boy, nor go make money.

Thermodynamics:


Shut up, who Warri help?

de there de deceive yourself,

Warri nor de carry last but na Hausa people de rule una and de collect all una oil.

Na this kind Warri boy title when you wan meet up to go make you de commit crime.

How much you don make with your Warri boy title?

De there de form Warri boy, nor go make money.

smithe113:


Welldone Sir.....You've done well

Stupid girls

DaddyMorenike:
hope say you don finally stop to laugh? If not!

Divay22:

Lol
You're so mean

alexmakaay:


..na who we go ask?...

tillaman:
how so ma’am?? The mileage was already high so I was defenseless I had no choice

ezewealth:
After failed attempt of getting babe way i go lure to my za oza room. I remain a virgin till my 500l, i got a fine sweet girl i lured to my oza room.

In my room,we were still touching and kissing.i was squeezing the life out hr breast, spoilt almost all her vintages shit button,
She then put hand under my joggers and pulled out my thomas , as she pulled out my thomas na so i poured all my akamu(sperm) on her. Oboy d gal start my shout and para. "Y did i poured my nonsense on her" dat i am very stupid and she was slapping me up and down, i was begging like mumu, her shouting attracted all my lodge mate, and dey where knocking on my door to knw what happened, she opened the door and narrated the story to dem, she even showed dem d gallon of sperm on her cloth. She told dem "we have even started anything o, she just out my dick and i started pouring nonsense on her". I have never been embarrassed like dat in my whole. U have to see d laugh on everybody's face. I just kept my face like a 5yr old boy that was denied food in a birthday party. D next morning i packed my beg to my guy lodge, told him what happened. For one week my guy just dey laugh me

Divay22:

Lol. You had to collect your share also �