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NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by BABE3: 7:28pm On May 18, 2011
Thanks a lot for coming in. Sorry for interrupting your Nigerian/black girls bashing session. You can resume to that as soon as you're done reading this.


Ok, so I'm NOT here to bash anyone or defend anyone with false statements or GENERALIZATION. All the BS I'm gonna be spitting are FACTS.

65%  (or more) of you men/boys on here ain't getting laid nor getting any a$$ in real life. So, I'm not surprised you guyz come here to express your feelings (anger and frustration). You come on a faceless forum to talk sh1t. DAWG, TALK IS CHEAP! So, guyz, after all your bashing and yans on here, have y'all still gotten laid? Do girls flock all over you as a result of your BSing on here?  NO. CAPITAL NO! I hope some of you won't die of KONJI AND LONELINESS.

I even see some of y'all type ish like this:  "When all these NL females see 9ja guyz bashing them, why can't they fight back?".
Let me tell you why-- because there's no point. As a Yoruba adage goes "LALA TO RO KE, ILE LO'N BO." Some of you even go to church/mosque/babalawo praying to find a wife and a good companion (in Nigeria ladies), before the end of the year. LOL-- I laugh in Chinese! You go tey o! You think God doesn't have access to internet? In fact, he logs on here and he sees what each and everyone one of you men do 24/7.

In a nutshell. ladies leave them!!! Just leave them! I'm using this opportunity to beg you ladies to just ignore any of those threads or comments, coz really, these BOYS will never stop. Maybe God is using style to punish them sef, (LOL), who knows?. Won ni "AJA TO MA SONU, KO NI GBO FERE ODE." -- A dog that will get lost will not hear his master's whistle.


Men: After reading this, I don't expect you to change your ways or anything. Keep up the good work!!!  cheesy Let's see where it will get y'all.  wink


Over and Out. wink

I didn't really proof-read, so pls forgive my grammatical errors, wrong spellings and Inconsistencies.
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Jackieugo(f): 7:32pm On May 18, 2011
I approve of this! The same ones that bash then turn around and complain that they can't find a good woman. Or the chauvinists that keep bashing and demeaning women to make themselves feel superior and boost their egos  angry. Let me go warm up some popcorn. . .
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by MMM2(m): 7:35pm On May 18, 2011
op
thanks,
i keep telling dis guys 2 mind how dey talk 2 our luvly back Womanliness.
I LUV ALL D BLACK Womanliness IN D HOUSE.
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Kgdavid(m): 7:38pm On May 18, 2011
BABE!:

Thanks a lot for coming in. Sorry for interrupting your Nigerian/black girls bashing session. You can resume to that as soon as you're done reading this.


Ok, so I'm NOT here to bash anyone or defend anyone with false statements or GENERALIZATION. All the BS I'm gonna be spitting are FACTS.

80% of you men/boys on here ain't getting laid nor getting any a$$ in real life. So, I'm not surprised you guyz come here to express your feelings (anger and frustration). You come on a faceless forum to talk sh1t. DAWG, TALK IS CHEAP! So, guyz, after all your bashing and yans on here, have y'all still gotten laid? Do girls flock all over you as a result of your BSing on here? NO. CAPITAL NO! I hope some of you won't die of KONJI AND LONELINESS.

I even see some of y'all type ish like this: "When all these NL females see 9ja guyz bashing them, why can't they fight back?".
Let me tell you why-- because there's no point. As a Yourba adage goes "LALA TO RO KE, ILE LO'N BO." Some of you even go to church/mosque/babalawo praying to find a wife and a good companion in Nigeria ladies, before the end of the year. LOL-- I laugh in Chinese! You go tey o! You think God doesn't have access to internet? In fact, he logs on here and he sees what each and everyone one of you men do 24/7.

In a nutshell. ladies leave them!!! Just leave them! I'm using this opportunity to beg you ladies to just ignore any of those threads or comments, coz really, these BOYS will never stop. Maybe God is using style to punish them sef, (LOL), who knows?. Won ni "AJA TO MA SONU, KO NI GBO FERE ODE." -- A dog that will get lost will not hear his master's whistle.


Men: After reading this, I don't expect you to change your ways or anything. Keep up the good work!!! cheesy Let's see where it will get y'all. wink


Over and Out. wink

so u sure this thread is really for the guys? lol
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by BABE3: 7:40pm On May 18, 2011
^^ hmmmm--well, I figured ladies are gonna be reading it also. But my intended main audience is GUYZ.  smiley Forgive my inconsistency abeg, I was typing too fast.
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Idowuogbo(f): 7:42pm On May 18, 2011
our very own Mrs Remi Tinubu , u go gal cheesy
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by tpia5: 7:44pm On May 18, 2011
It's mainly the ugly men who do this.
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Kgdavid(m): 7:48pm On May 18, 2011
@ babe lol good luck o, my 2 mins is up so im outta here till further notice
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Kgdavid(m): 7:49pm On May 18, 2011
tpia@:

It's mainly the ugly men who do this.

i have seen your pic before undecided
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Godmother(f): 7:55pm On May 18, 2011
@OP
This is the best post I have seen online today kiss kiss kiss
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Nobody: 7:57pm On May 18, 2011
I see. . . .
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by annita19(f): 8:00pm On May 18, 2011
I am not an African nor Nigerian but seriously most of these guys here are sick in the head. According to Tpia yeah mainly the ugly ones re into the bashing, disrespectful, explicit and name calling. Maybe we got to blame it on their upbringing. I never knew Nigerian men/boys re this arrogant and rude until I joined this forum I was thought they are well cultured (my wrong), but thanks to the good n cool ones I have known for years with good impression.
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Nobody: 8:04pm On May 18, 2011
What sort of topics do expect from the boys anyway?
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by symbian123(m): 8:07pm On May 18, 2011
Hmmm, @Babe, this your post is very serious oh, u said something about dying of 'KONGI', haha, we men aint like that sis! There are brothels everywhere to release our 'STUFFS', quite unfortunate cos the dying person here would be u and other gals, lol, No offense pls.
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by BABE3: 8:09pm On May 18, 2011
annita19:

I am not an African nor Nigerian but seriously most of these guys here are sick in the head. According to Tpia yeah mainly the ugly ones re into the bashing, disrespectful, explicit and name calling. Maybe we got to blame it on their upbringing. I never knew Nigerian men/boys re this arrogant and rude until I joined this forum I was thought they are well cultured (my wrong), but thanks to the good n cool ones I have known for years with good impression.

Anita trust me not all of them are like this. A good number of them are in good conditions. There are two things/facts in real life (my real life) that I know about, but when I got on NL those facts made an instant 180 degrees turn:

---Igbos and Yorubas are cool with each other.

---Naija guyz don't bash 9ja ladies.

Maybe it's the caliber of people I roll with, but we don't do that sh1t. It's only on NL I see all these happening. The only reason why I'm so concerned is some of these guyz are having problems and they don't know the cause of them. This is just my humble way of showing them what might be the cause. A word/post is enough for the wise. smiley
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Nobody: 8:13pm On May 18, 2011
@Babe,
It is threads like this that make me never take any woman serious.
You say guys that come on NL are not getting any a$$?-Babe do you really believe that or you are just saying it for sayings sake.
I will get back at you when you might have purged yourself of your anger and after I finish watching Braga vs Porto in the mickey mouse cup final-Yeah,that is more important than your rant in my book right now!
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by 190: 8:23pm On May 18, 2011
grin grin grin

This poster happens to be my wife and she says men arent getting any punny and so vent their frustrations on women online

This is really hilarious,


Ermmm Babe wifey do you need a public address system to pass the message across

Cheiii u fall my hand big time grin grin
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Natasha2(f): 8:31pm On May 18, 2011
emm lolz at your pic first which khain style be that one grin grin grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss
@op hmm well fruastration its not only the guys who are fraustrated and I beg to differ but do you know what you mean by 80% of guys hmm probably you should think of a reduction and BTW i'm glad you've changed your sicky siggy cheesy
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by lawalhey01(m): 8:34pm On May 18, 2011
op are you bashing em'boys or mens in da house?cos by those characteristics stated in your thread are used to distinguished boyz outta mens.ever since have joined these forum have sense ain't nothing but full of drama scripts by mostly girls and boys but sometimes i do consider the fact that it depend on the kinda orientation each individual got and brougth up with.
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Phate07(m): 8:35pm On May 18, 2011
undecided undecided undecided
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by BABE3: 8:37pm On May 18, 2011
Natasha,,:

emm lolz at your pic first which khain style be that one   grin grin grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss
@op hmm well fruastration its not only the guys who are fraustrated and I beg to differ but do you know what you mean by 80% of guys hmm probably you should think of a reduction and BTW i'm glad you've changed your sicky siggy  cheesy


True True! I'll reduce it to 65%

Lemme tell you how this topic came about sef--- My Literature professor decided to give us a "surprise" test today, and of course I failed it--lol--- My mum was supposed to send me some cash today, It ain't here yet. I got back home, carried my laptop, logged on to NL only to see about 5 topics about Nigerian girls. I was like WTF?! I couldn't even hold myself back, I just started typing and talking to myself--lol. My roommate was like "are you ok?"--lol

Anyways--- that's what it is. smiley
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by annita19(f): 8:38pm On May 18, 2011
Lmao @ mens
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by martyns303(m): 8:39pm On May 18, 2011
annita19:

I am not an African nor Nigerian but seriously most of these guys here are sick in the head. According to Tpia yeah mainly the ugly ones re into the bashing, disrespectful, explicit and name calling. Maybe we got to blame it on their upbringing. I never knew Nigerian men/boys re this arrogant and rude until I joined this forum I was thought they are well cultured (my wrong), but thanks to the good n cool ones I have known for years with good impression.
''well cultured'' sori to burst ur bubble ma'am, what were u expecting? A ''yes ma'am'' kinda bois? Abegi make person hear word. And who says its the guys that are looking for marriages? Have u ever been to singles programm? Go see desperate chicks, guy go marry when cheese ready. Shikina!
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by symbian123(m): 8:42pm On May 18, 2011
Natasha, Gal that was damn harsh! Lol, Never knew there was 'homo' bashing!
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by BABE3: 8:43pm On May 18, 2011
lawalhey01:

op are you bashing em'boys or mens in da house?cos by those characteristics stated in your thread are used to distinguished boyz outta mens.ever since have joined these forum have sense ain't nothing but full of drama scripts by mostly girls and boys but sometimes i do consider the fact that it depend on the kinda orientation each individual got and brougth up with.

I can't really tell the diff. between boys and men on this forum. I'm not using style to bash or anything but that's just the fact.  smiley
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by annita19(f): 8:43pm On May 18, 2011
@martyns303 boy kindly write in English language, but until then your quote remains invalid.
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by BABE3: 8:46pm On May 18, 2011
symbian123:

Natasha, Gal that was damn harsh! Lol, Never knew there was 'homo' bashing!

If you were referring to her post to me--- I didn't take it offensive, so technically it's not harsh. smiley
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Natasha2(f): 8:48pm On May 18, 2011
BABE!:

True True! I'll reduce it to 65%

Lemme tell you how this topic came about sef--- My Literature professor decided to give us a "surprise" test today, and of course I failed it--lol--- My mum was supposed to send me some cash today, It ain't here yet.  I got back home, carried my laptop, logged on to NL only to see about 5 topics about Nigerian girls. I was like WTF?! I couldn't even hold myself back, I just started typing and talking to myself--lol. My roommate was like "are you ok?"--lol

Anyways--- that's what it is. smiley

so in other words YOU MADE THIS TOPIC OUT OF FRAUSTRATION TOO  cheesy
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by BABE3: 8:50pm On May 18, 2011
^^^ Yh, kinda! Coz, on a normal day, i'll just keep quiet and watch. But, all in all-- I still want to pass the message across.  smiley
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by Natasha2(f): 8:51pm On May 18, 2011
symbian123:

Natasha, Gal that was damn harsh! Lol, Never knew there was 'homo' bashing!
shocked :oreally I never knew men but uh its babe na  cheesy anyway Babe I never knew the statement was harsh i'm sorry  kiss
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by BABE3: 8:52pm On May 18, 2011
^^ Ode! Didn't you see my reply to him?
Re: NL Men/boys Borrow Me Ya 2 Minutes Abeg! by tpia5: 8:53pm On May 18, 2011
Kgdavid:

i have seen your pic before undecided

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