My most embarrassing moment in church was when i wore a newly bought package shirt to church just to impress ma crush who was just a new member in the church.

That day i went to church very early just to sit at the front seat where i will be seen by everybody.
And the church was over crowded since we were having a convention,so i was walking to and fro,and also will be the first to stand up to dance when a song is been played by the praise team.
Little did i know that i had a stained on ma shirt due to the dirtiness of the iron i used to iron ma cloth in the evening.

I didn't know,i was just busy dancing and glancing at ma crush not until one guy like that walked up to me and whisper in ma ear " Bro's you get stain for the back of your shirt " so i had to go outside and confirm and lo and behold the back of ma shirt was messed up with a very big dirt...i was embarrass and left church not to change up but never to return no more.

Am a muslim

Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

Going to church this days appears to be a waste of time...

There is dis lady wey get big nyash in our church, we were in same gatherin wen i put my items on a chair, den d lady wanted to sit on it unknowingly but i inadvertently grabbed her nyash as i put my palm underneath her buttock as i was aiming to prevent her from sitting on my belongings, ishhh, and dis was in front of everybody..chiisos, i couldnt stand d shame i felt dat day i had to vacate d premises..


but make i no lie the tin dey suculent, ahaa kilodee, com b like a soaked foam.



Second one was wen i relocated to edo, i was in d church one sunday laidat wen d presiding pastor was just talking, talking and talking, all dis was hapening while we were standing on our feet oo, and i cant bear standing for soo long so i resorted to my seat in d middle of d talk, immediately he sighted me he just raised his voice from the pulpit dat who is dat puting on glasses sitting down ?

who are u ??

dey dont respect elders from wer u came from ??

wen elders are talking u dont sit down !!

Did u hav carry over in school ? (i was like wetin consan church/sunday service with C.O now ??)

i just tire once...

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

mimimile93:
Am a muslim

No God but...
Everyone must confess that before commenting on a muslim forum. Enjoy the freedom bro

Too bad

Who church epp?

OlawaleBammie:


Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

No! he didn't wake up, he is typing from the land of the death.

lalasticlala

I don't have any

cenaman:
No! he didn't wake up, he is typing from the land of the death.

Ahaa, why u com dey tackle me anyhow na ?? i colet ur wife ?

OlawaleBammie:


Ahaa, why u com dey tackle me anyhow na ?? i colet ur wife ?

But that was a silly question

cenaman:
But that was a silly question

how ??

in wat way ??

Hmmm...


I'll be back to read more lies

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

U no well..... lol

OlawaleBammie:
There is dis lady wey get big nyash in our church, we were in same gatherin wen i put my items o a chair, den d lady wanted to sit on it unknowingly but inadvertently grabbed her nyash as i put my palm underneath her buttock as i was aiming to prevent her from sitting on my belongings, ishhh, and dis was in front of everybody..chiisos, i couldnt stand d shame i felt dat day i had to vacate d premises..


but make i no lie the tin dey suculent, ahaa kilodee, com b like a soaked foam.



Second one was wen i relocated to edo, i was in d church one sunday laidat wen d presiding pastor was just talking, talking and talking, all dis was hapening while we were standing on our feet oo, and i cant bear standing for soo long so i resorted to my seat in d middle of d talk, immediately he sighted me he just raised his voice from the pulpit dat who is dat puting on glasses sitting down ?

who are u ??

dey dont respect elders from wer u came from ??

wen elders are talking u dont sit down !!

Did u hav carry over in school ? (i was like wetin consan church/sunday service with C.O now ??) J

i just tire once...

No kee me wee laff abeg

Pharaoh4rin:

No kee me wee laff abeg

My brother na soo me self see am oo

I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

Right in front if the entire congregation

I was asked what I do.

I said i do business online, then i got this mixed reaction from the audience.

I thought they judged me that day, but then, problem tiwon niyen

I remembered the day I was in a redeemed church of God. we wanted to sing the church anthem. lo n behold, we av to hold our hands with the person beside us. the person beside me was a girl. I was a husler, my hands were as tick as a rock. when I hold her hand she felt a scratch on her hand and was complaining bitterly. that day I' ll never 4get

Hmm

If you're worshipping with us for the first time, i was the only one

udoekere:
My most embarrassing moment in church was when i wore a newly bought package shirt to church just to impress ma crush who was just a new member in the church.

That day i went to church very early just to sit at the front seat where i will be seen by everybody.
And the church was over crowded since we were having a convention,so i was walking to and fro,and also will be the first to stand up to dance when a song is been played by the praise team.
Little did i know that i had a stained on ma shirt due to the dirtiness of the iron i used to iron ma cloth in the evening.

I didn't know,i was just busy dancing and glancing at ma crush not until one guy like that walked up to me and whisper in ma ear " Bro's you get stain for the back of your shirt " so i had to go outside and confirm and lo and behold the back of ma shirt was messed up with a very big dirt...i was embarrass and left church not to change up but never to return no more.

Good for you

So what happened to the crush?

My most embarrassing moment happened at the Archangels parish satellite town Lagos. I attended evening mass with my Lil nephew and during communion, I was looking for the Lil man. But behold the 8 year old monster was bouncing from the alter after receiving holy communion(the copycat did the communion ritual well so they gave him). Everyone was just looking at me judgmentally, I was embarrassed but the Lil monster was laughing. The then parish priest Rev fr csllistus nwachukwu had a long talk with me after the mass. But the boy chop beating as we dey go house.

Ok

gonkin:
If you're worshipping with us for the first time, i was the only one

What is embarrassing in it?

I don't go to church just Here to read