healthserve:



Leave the shirt alone, fix your esteem. You assumed you needed a new attire on a faulty esteem, you got one on, it still left the unwhole self worth exposed. If you need a new shirt to impress a crush, then you don't need such a person in your life.

What are you saying? Isn't it natural for people to try and impress people they are attract to? E be like puberty nor reach your side. You'll do the craziest things mhen

Depressed101:
becacia. Cut scatter .

Oh do you know me?

It was 27th of May 2018, I was the Sunday school teacher coordinator, so one woman I was teaching and telling lies to the students, i just look at it that she's not saying the right thing i now said no wonder you're serious. The next thing she did was to report me to pastor and low and behold she call her husband who was not in the church to come and deal with me, after the service the husband came and greeted me, before i respond the man had slapped me twice and the wife join hand to beat me i was just looking, to make the matter worse my Pastor said am guilty that I am suspended all because she used to give him money and buying gifts for him. I have never been that embarrassed in my life like that they. Anyway I hand them over to God for all they have done. I can't forget that day.

mimimile93:
Am a muslim

What brought you here then?

cenaman:
No! he didn't wake up, he is typing from the land of the death.

I’m on the road, please take it easy on me

the day muscle pull catch me during sermon ...every where was quiet....i opened my mouth to shout....

slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

Hahahahaha you people oooo

Mine was back then in 2008/9, then blackberry phone was reigning, my Friend brought his mom blackberry Phone to church, while I was looking at it as a local boy when never touch BB before. I mistakenly put on the music inside the church, the music that played out was “Holla your boy” by wizkid. We both had no glue on how to turn the music off. We were upstairs and the pastor shouted from downstairs, in his voice, “who is that? You don’t respect God in his house ?”. All eyes were on us, until someone came to help us by turning the music off. #LOL. Thank God for my life sha, Na the latest IPhone we come dey use.

TOPCRUISE:
Embarrassing moment was when I was persuaded to join choir. Well I join choir due to persuasion of the sisters that they need a brother to join. I rehearse the song very, very well. Then as lead choir I was to address the crowd with the song. Fear first of all catch me. As I held the mike and I faced the congregation, I forgot the song immediately. I face the choir make dem help me. They were shocked. I shouted, hello so many times at them, I mumured some incoherent words back to dem to signal I have forgotten the song, they sheepishly smiled back. Meanwhile all the pastors where laughing inside out. They knew me to be a shy person and yet they were the ones that convinced me to join choir. I stammered, grumbled, talk, mumured, struggled and managed to drag the song join with the help of the choir till the end. As I drop mike and went to my seat the stunned congregation were just looking at me. I have learnt my lesson anyway.

Lwkmd guy i swear you don kill me

boom99:
the day muscle pull catch me during sermon ...every where was quiet....i opened my mouth to shout....

I hope they didn't not think you suddenly got glimpse of a revelation.

Mehn as a saxophonist I visited my new church due to change of area and xploring new ideas in music only to be asked to solo a song I didn't rehearse or totally know after I finished I mehn I almost cried and it dropped my mora like mad.

BecaciaBarbie:

Oh do you know me?

nope, the name is just mouthy, are you from the east side

OlawaleBammie:


Ma nigga i swear na u get the tin, u get d response well

that's how weed smokers ask and answer themselves...lol but I no follow oo

The comment section made my Sunday hahahahahhahhaha

Depressed101:
nope, the name is just mouthy, are you from the east side

Looolz oh I see... from the West ooo

da was a day our rev.fr was addressin d congregation n i was busy sleeping suddenly i farted n it was a very very loud wan dat it had to wake me up n stop the priest from talking n everybody turn to me n was lookin at me i was so ashamed

bukatyne:

What is embarrassing in it?

Responding to the topic or were u expecting something else

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How is it?

Ategberoson:
going to church with insufficient funds, only for the pastor to be calling series of offering and after dashing the one I have, left with my tp money back home. everyone left the chairs to contribute in the front, na only me stand unmoved

When I was going to church, I give offering once, and that’s the weekly offering. If the rev like, let them scream with microphones to my ears, I won’t stand up from my seat

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. [/b]Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out[b]

this is crazy I laugh so tey I wake my niece wey I been pet to sleep

BecaciaBarbie:

Looolz oh I see... from the West ooo

Becacia means cut scatter in Igbo. And it implies that the bearer is gifted tremendously axx wise. Correct me if I'm wrong doh

sharpwriter:


Dem no well.... So they all live in condemnation and perhaps perpetual sin... Clownish!

Guy man if you don’t know what to say shaybe you would keep quiet

udoekere:
My most embarrassing moment in church was when i wore a newly bought package shirt to church just to impress ma crush who was just a new member in the church.

That day i went to church very early just to sit at the front seat where i will be seen by everybody.
And the church was over crowded since we were having a convention,so i was walking to and fro,and also will be the first to stand up to dance when a song is been played by the praise team.
Little did i know that i had a stained on ma shirt due to the dirtiness of the iron i used to iron ma cloth in the evening.

I didn't know,i was just busy dancing and glancing at ma crush not until one guy like that walked up to me and whisper in ma ear " Bro's you get stain for the back of your shirt " so i had to go outside and confirm and lo and behold the back of ma shirt was messed up with a very big dirt...i was embarrass and left church not to change up but never to return no more.

JO SOAPY

Tellemall:

Funny. Did you return to sing again?

Yeah. I returned to sing again. But unlike before I was put back stage. The choir were helpful and I can now address and minister before the congregation. The next church I went to, they want me to join choir. I said no.

Bigseven:
...and you passed out? Wow. So how's life over there? U guys have internet and nairaland over there too?

tillaman:
this is crazy I laugh so tey I wake my niece wey I been pet to sleep

OlawaleBammie:


Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

No dear, this message is brought to you from the land of the ancestors

TOPCRUISE:

Yeah. I returned to sing again. But unlike before I was put back stage. The choir were helpful. The next church I went to, they want me to join choir. I said no.

LOL

Blackicegold:







Guy man if you don’t know what to say shaybe you would keep quiet

Sharrap! I know exactly what I'm saying coz my deductions were from the words of the person I quoted. If what he said was what happened, then I'm right.

Na so menstrual stain did for me then ooo

oh my God

bukatyne:


That was dangerous.

You don't play with the power of God.

If you were not arrested to fall, stand your ground.

There was no power of God there. The others definitely faked it.

chelseamann:
that's how weed smokers ask and answer themselves...lol but I no follow oo

U well soo, i swear u no well oo

A no even know how weed dey look oo


Lol