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my brother its was back then In one of these popular prosperity churches, were I was coarsely told to reveal the denomination of the money I intend to put in the offering bascket, which is N10. You should have seen after dropping the money the way dem begin dey shift from me like say I shiit for body

Iya Janet told us that Goldberg has finished and only "33" is left on a Sunday morning when boys wanted to worship.

The final nail was that Benson and Hedges finished and we all had to manage with Rothmas.


My appetite, faith, body, soul, spirit and future was embarrassed

udoekere:
My most embarrassing moment in church was when i wore a newly bought package shirt to church just to impress ma crush who was just a new member in the church.

That day i went to church very early just to sit at the front seat where i will be seen by everybody.
And the church was over crowded since we were having a convention,so i was walking to and fro,and also will be the first to stand up to dance when a song is been played by the praise team.
Little did i know that i had a stained on ma shirt due to the dirtiness of the iron i used to iron ma cloth in the evening.

I didn't know,i was just busy dancing and glancing at ma crush not until one guy like that walked up to me and whisper in ma ear " Bro's you get stain for the back of your shirt " so i had to go outside and confirm and lo and behold the back of ma shirt was messed up with a very big dirt...i was embarrass and left church not to change up but never to return no more.

Leave the shirt alone, fix your esteem. You assumed you needed a new attire on a faulty esteem, you got one on, it still left the unwhole self worth exposed. If you need a new shirt to impress a crush, then you don't need such a person in your life.

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

That was dangerous.

You don't play with the power of God.

If you were not arrested to fall, stand your ground.

OlawaleBammie:
There is dis lady wey get big nyash in our church, we were in same gatherin wen i put my items on a chair, den d lady wanted to sit on it unknowingly but i inadvertently grabbed her nyash as i put my palm underneath her buttock as i was aiming to prevent her from sitting on my belongings, ishhh, and dis was in front of everybody..chiisos, i couldnt stand d shame i felt dat day i had to vacate d premises..


but make i no lie the tin dey suculent, ahaa kilodee, com b like a soaked foam.



Second one was wen i relocated to edo, i was in d church one sunday laidat wen d presiding pastor was just talking, talking and talking, all dis was hapening while we were standing on our feet oo, and i cant bear standing for soo long so i resorted to my seat in d middle of d talk, immediately he sighted me he just raised his voice from the pulpit dat who is dat puting on glasses sitting down ?

who are u ??

dey dont respect elders from wer u came from ??

wen elders are talking u dont sit down !!

Did u hav carry over in school ? (i was like wetin consan church/sunday service with C.O now ??)

i just tire once...

Mine was inside synagogue. A lady I was sitting close to, thinking and planning how to ask for her number. As mass prayer was going on, she felt and also vomited blood. Then I made up my mind saying maybe she has problem. Na so guy man enter danfo d go my house after church

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slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

Hahahahaha

Sorry.

am a muslim too, and i mind my business

mimimile93:
Am a muslim

The pastor hustling the congregation for money , I was embarrassed to be among those gullible fellas.

When i got a heavy knock from a mentally ill lady insyd the church. I waz shocked, i was like what the heck just happened...but am waiting for dat to occur again if i don't strangle the bitch to death insyd church dis time make i mad too.

I was embarrassed by the avalanche of blessings that cascaded on me and turned me into a blessing to others.

udoekere:
[s]My most embarrassing moment in church was when i wore a newly bought package shirt to church just to impress ma crush who was just a new member in the church.

That day i went to church very early just to sit at the front seat where i will be seen by everybody.
And the church was over crowded since we were having a convention,so i was walking to and fro,and also will be the first to stand up to dance when a song is been played by the praise team.
Little did i know that i had a stained on ma shirt due to the dirtiness of the iron i used to iron ma cloth in the evening.

I didn't know,i was just busy dancing and glancing at ma crush not until one guy like that walked up to me and whisper in ma ear " Bro's you get stain for the back of your shirt " so i had to go outside and confirm and lo and behold the back of ma shirt was messed up with a very big dirt...i was embarrass and left church not to change up but never to return no more.[/s]

This is a typical useless, nonsense and meaningless embarrassment.

Tell me another one, biko.

No
He's typing from heaven

OlawaleBammie:
Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

Moments when pastor ask me in the church, who are you and your mission in this church confess now or holyspirit will arrest you

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

Cooked poo story, but very very funny

OlawaleBammie:
Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

noooo...he cant remember, because it had been long

bukatyne:
That was dangerous.

You don't play with the power of God.

If you were not arrested to fall, stand your ground.

Church power is not the power of God, it's the power of emotions. God does real things scientifically, not all those falling shits they do in your churches.

OtemAtum:
Church power is not the power of God, it's the power of emotions. God does real things scientifically, not all those falling shits they do in your churches.

We are saying same thing.

The dude wanted to impress his aunt that he was arrested by the power of God confirming the authenticity of the pastor.

That is a lie.

He was arrested or he wasn't.

I went for a popular pastors church program.
It was evening and the whole congregation would go gaga once the pastor just says any word.
Everyone was seated on plastic chairs, but you know some people with their yeye will still be standing and screaming when no one asked them to.
I sat down because I didnt understand the fuss. Some lady beside me stood up, adjusted her short skirt, and started jumping, screaming "Yes Pastor".
But she lost her footing seconds later and fell all over the plastic chairs, all over me, infact scatter scatter.
Na so I fall yakata. I struggled to get back to my feet, but the girl lay there, trying to pretend that it was holy spirit. Indeed.

mimimile93:
Am a muslim

No need to comment, the post is meant for Christian

The day the pastor sent numerous"holy ghost" fire on me for doing nothing

the day condom fell down my pocket trying to remove my offering in front of the whole church

Pls people, i need serious assistance today, am so broke here at school, am so hungry, pls any amount will do, please i really need this help, even if its 500 hundred. Thanks

simpleseyi:
Muslims and Atheists are strong willed and not unstable like you church goers jumping from CAC to COZA, from MFM to RCCG, from Winners to CCC. Therefore, your continuous rants have no effect on Seun.

Get lost. Its Muslims that abide by one mosque