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How would you tell your wife the food is salty without offending her?

Honeypie,my love,the queen of my heart,sweet,world no1 chef......please,don't be offended.....Lot wife follow u cook dis food?

This food is salty dear

That "dear'' is enough, i can't sugarcoat a salty food more than that, I will reserve the sugarcoating for her next delicious delicacy

The crap you cooked is salty, throw every grain away immediately

I dnt complain anyhow. So i expect her to eat the food herself nd know what to do nxt time



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AlphikkaTech:
How would you tell your wife the food is salty without offending her?

I would tell her as it is. Just like I gave her the money as she requested.

The food is salty, honey.

How do you tell your husband his pocket is short without offending him?
If you can answer this then I'll answer your question

I will tell her straight away that the food is salty, but in a polite manner but if she keep on repeating the same mistake, she starting her food alone.

Guest007:
How do you tell your husband his pocket is short without offending him?
If you can answer this then I'll answer your question

unfortunately you are a girl

you tell her like this
WOMAN! ARE YOU TRYING YO POISON ME?
HOW DARE YOU OFFER ME THIS TRASH!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME ?
THAT I AM A LESSER MAN?
(give her 1 hot slap)
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE !
(another hot slap)


now thats how to POLITELY tell your wife her food sucks(nigerian version)

donbachi:
Honeypie,my love,the queen of my heart,sweet,world no1 chef......please,don't be offended.....Lot wife follow u cook dis food?

Lmao

Tell her outrightly that her food is salty.

If you mince words you'll keep on eating salty food.

Tell her in a provoking manner that her food is salty. When she's provoked, she'll produce, meaning you'll start eating nice food.
"Provocation leads to production" Dr. Ken Kartas 2010

Bad cooks everywhere.

Saintbusco1:
unfortunately you are a girl

If I called you by your name... They'll ban me

Guest007:
If I called you by your name... They'll ban me

For the records, i mean no insult dear

Just say it in a friendly manner, I'm not saying like dindinrin o, say it and let her know. It doesn't have to be in a rude or mumu way.

Saintbusco1:
For the records, i mean no insult dear

So... You don't understand the words you use

Educated illiterates everywhere

(no ooofffence)

Honey, I think Lot's wife dip her hand in your soup.

Sweetheart, it seems you bought a new bag of salt today.

Humm Excess salt Fell into the food, We need to start chaining the salt so it won't be jumping into our foods anyhow.

Honey did you buy all the salt in the market today

Tell her that you've been to the doctor recently for a checkup and he/she told you that you need to reduce your sodium intake. Simple.

Just tell her the salt is much, she should reduce it next time.

donbachi:
Honeypie,my love,the queen of my heart,sweet,world no1 chef......please,don't be offended.....Lot wife follow u cook dis food?

Lol maddo!

Madam this food sweet ooo but salt take style plenty small sha

if you can't tell her the food is salty, that means you are not married.

who gets offended when you say food is salty? I can even say that to my mum

You harsh o.....he tried to apologize!

Guest007:
So... You don't understand the words you use

Educated illiterates everywhere

(no ooofffence)

DMerciful:
You harsh o.....he tried to apologize!

He doesn't even know what he's trying to apologise for because he didn't mean it to being with

donbachi:
Honeypie,my love,the queen of my heart,sweet,world no1 chef......please,don't be offended.....Lot wife follow u cook dis food?

��� You really make me laugh so hard.

I guess he wanted to say in reality, you're not a man. You corrected the unfortunately he used and he recognized by saying he dint mean it as an offense....let's correct with love

Guest007:
He doesn't even know what he's trying to apologise for because he didn't mean it to being with