₦airaland Forum

Nmezor:
Marrying a Wolf in a Sheep's clothing.

What's the worst case scenario? Pls it's worst when a woman is a wolf.

eni4real:
Another wife material spotted!!

100 yards

Ahdunns:
Lacking communication skills and been clueless on what to say and how to act

Talk about vin diesel and james bond. Or GTA san andreas.

Acidosis:
Baba?

You no be baba ni??
Isn't that how you guys address each other?

Acidosis:
Don't let the negative experiences of others give you a wrong impression about marriage. Yours can be different if you make deliberate efforts to enjoy peace and lasting love. Give love a chance when you find a good man, and you will find peace.

Nah, it's not just about the bad experience others have, everyone knows marriage is a scam in Nigeria.

And lol, I never said I am not giving love a chance, marriage is what I'm not interested in since love after marriage isn't guaranteed.

Fisher007:
Hmm where do I start from?

Marriage is a scam.

Legacy is the only thing a man needs. As far as you have a child or children (surrogacy, adoption or baby mama). All na pickin, the rest is history.

Most people marry for flimsy, weird, crazy, survival, unfathomable and dumbfounded reason. I will speak for the men. Ladies you can speak your own too below in the comments section

You will marry a woman who's love for you is provisional, transactional and conditional. ( For better for worse statement na scam). If you doubt me try your luck. 95 percent of people in marriages are sad and cheat on each other.
The last 5percent are in a open relationship known to both party. Them just they push through for survival purpose

For men:

Na white knighting and captain save a slut wey dey do most of us. In order words beauty and toto dey too dey deceive us.

You will marry a woman you think you know. But you have no idea actually. She will form submissive, homely, loving until you done put am for house. Gbam the equation will change. Most ladies marry you based on their time don dey reach or based on they need you to provide.

You will now start understanding the famous quotes "my wife has changed. She is not the lady I married".

You see whoever you marry will always change. Change is constant. So don't complain. She will get fat, she will have hormonial imbalance, she will nag you. You will loose your peace, calm and quiet life. Just even forget sex - that one go turn weapon and manipulation tool for her. She will get old before you. Mind game go kill Una for house. It will be a power struggle since most women don't want to play their traditional role in the house. You will just be slaving and suffering for an ungrateful being brought out from your ribs.

To go home after work will be a problem, beer parlour and hangout will be your new base. She go police your life die. Na pure cage you go put yourself. But what do I know. Instead of you to stay single and enjoy your life as man. Nobody is rushing you. You will let stupid societal norms and Disney/ Naija/ Indian/ American movie fool you. Love doesn't exist man. It is only compatibility that exist.

You will hear excuse such as you will die alone. Lol. Did you come to earth with somebody before? Psssh

Qoute me at your peril. I done talk my own. Transformer and river is not far from you. Find the nearest one.



J

Once all thess things start na to opt out na. Call it quit. Me can't even can self.

MedicH:
What's the matter with cheat and have kids with other men are you not ashamed of yourself bringing it up? Is that the marriage norm now?

Why aren’t you asking the male posters why they think cheating is okay for them? I guess that’s normal in your opinion but you get an aneurysm when the shoe is on the other foot. Asking me if it’s the norm. You have common sense. You figure out what’s normal and what’s not.

Hypocrites.
Swerve please

I can't live up with a woman for more than 2 weeks I get tired of her

mrkings84:
Taking care of a whole lineage of who knows all in the name of marriage.

Na only in Nigeria it happens that u marry a girl and u are marrying all her family most especially when they aren't the rich type

Make sure you marry the last born... That way.. no younger one will disturb you with bills.. and the older married ones will respect themselves well enough not to ask until you give them...
Thank me later..

cococandy:
Why aren’t you asking the male posters why they think cheating is okay for them? I guess that’s normal in your opinion but you get an aneurysm when the shoe is on the other foot. Asking me if it’s the norm. You have common sense. You figure out what’s normal and what’s not.

Hypocrites.
Swerve please

If you're making a bold statement that a wife should cheat and have kids with other women then it shows truly that's normal with you and u don't tag me with that hipocrisy term because i dont subscribe to infidelity so that std wont do me under or eat my finance.


Everybody complaining about marriage should strive to raise kids with good upbringing against all odds but then u can't give what u lack.

Rich4god:
I belong to a counseling unit in my church so sometimes, couples who have issues in their marriage do come to us for settlement and counseling.... The stories I hear eh. It's just as if immediately the wedding is over, cat and dog will just be released in the house.

share some stories with us

Fear of marrying an idiot... Some men and women look and sound intelligent until you marry them, then you jus start seeing character and usless reasoning, some times i wonder if its spiritual forces that take over these pple after marriage or they were pretending to hv sense all the while. As long as reasoning is faulty there is nothing u can do to make it work, everything will end up in fights and qurels..
That is my greatest fear marrying a man without a mind of his own... Ahhh God na beg i dey beg, have mercy

electroTech:
I feel lonely when around people than when alone. Having to live together with someone forever scares the sh!tt outta me. If my future wife would be living on her own and be coming to visit once in a while, then I'll consider getting married someday.

I love kids too but I don't dream of having one. The thought of bringing innocent souls to experience this short and painful existence is still a nightmare I can't afford to bring into reality.

I pity married folks than I envy them. In fact, this whole marriage sh!tt is just overrated

It seems you're in my head

partnerbizn5:
You mean, you don't want kids?

Lol, yes or i think so?

Fisher007:
Hmm where do I start from?

Marriage is a scam.

Legacy is the only thing a man needs. As far as you have a child or children (surrogacy, adoption or baby mama). All na pickin, the rest is history.

Most people marry for flimsy, weird, crazy, survival, unfathomable and dumbfounded reason. I will speak for the men. Ladies you can speak your own too below in the comments section

You will marry a woman who's love for you is provisional, transactional and conditional. ( For better for worse statement na scam). If you doubt me try your luck. 95 percent of people in marriages are sad and cheat on each other.
The last 5percent are in a open relationship known to both party. Them just they push through for survival purpose

For men:

Na white knighting and captain save a slut wey dey do most of us. In order words beauty and toto dey too dey deceive us.

You will marry a woman you think you know. But you have no idea actually. She will form submissive, homely, loving until you done put am for house. Gbam the equation will change. Most ladies marry you based on their time don dey reach or based on they need you to provide.

You will now start understanding the famous quotes "my wife has changed. She is not the lady I married".

You see whoever you marry will always change. Change is constant. So don't complain. She will get fat, she will have hormonial imbalance, she will nag you. You will loose your peace, calm and quiet life. Just even forget sex - that one go turn weapon and manipulation tool for her. She will get old before you. Mind game go kill Una for house. It will be a power struggle since most women don't want to play their traditional role in the house. You will just be slaving and suffering for an ungrateful being brought out from your ribs.

To go home after work will be a problem, beer parlour and hangout will be your new base. She go police your life die. Na pure cage you go put yourself. But what do I know. Instead of you to stay single and enjoy your life as man. Nobody is rushing you. You will let stupid societal norms and Disney/ Naija/ Indian/ American movie fool you. Love doesn't exist man. It is only compatibility that exist.

You will hear excuse such as you will die alone. Lol. Did you come to earth with somebody before? Psssh

Qoute me at your peril. I done talk my own. Transformer and river is not far from you. Find the nearest one.

you said the truth

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn. Niggarrr!

As a real niggarrr
The fact that i willl no longer be seeing women as swimming pool scare the Shit out of me in marriage. I will now be committed to one woman? Noooooooo!!! No na. A niggarrr is crying in advance already. Noo. I don't think i will ever get married

Because for now i see women as swimming pool

i don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
i Don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before I
started swimming
I Don't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after am done swimming my own
And i don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with me as am swimming
i Just swim my own sharpely and move on.

Fxckbhoy

So you were responding to a post you don’t understand because you saw something that triggered you?


Why didn’t you use your sense to read the post I was replying to and understand why I told him that. If you really don’t subscribe to infidelity, you should first have a problem with his post before mine. (Many of you only have a problem with it when you’re on the receiving end)

Take your selective morality and go quote someone else.

MedicH:
If you're making a bold statement that a wife should cheat and have kids with other women then it shows truly that's normal with you and u don't tag me with that hipocrisy term because i dont subscribe to infidelity so that std wont do me under or eat my finance.


Everybody complaining about marriage should strive to raise kids with good upbringing against all odds but then u can't give what u lack.

donjobill:
Learn emotional detachment. Not easy though. But we'll worth the effort.

Emotional detachment from your own husband ke?

How’s that possible?

After spending so many years with someone, they become a part of you and if you lose them, it like losing a part of you. There’s no emotional detachment from that.

FuckThaMod:
I'm always strapped.. Don't joke with my condoms. It's God that created me this way so why should i care how he feels. Hopefully i will find a true love soon that loves sex as much as i do. That has been my prayer.
Just finished one round few seconds ago tho..

werey

The elder will always say that " when a man marries the wrong woman even the devil leaves him alone"

Fisher007:
Hmm where do I start from?

Marriage is a scam.

Legacy is the only thing a man needs. As far as you have a child or children (surrogacy, adoption or baby mama). All na pickin, the rest is history.

Most people marry for flimsy, weird, crazy, survival, unfathomable and dumbfounded reason. I will speak for the men. Ladies you can speak your own too below in the comments section

You will marry a woman who's love for you is provisional, transactional and conditional. ( For better for worse statement na scam). If you doubt me try your luck. 95 percent of people in marriages are sad and cheat on each other.
The last 5percent are in a open relationship known to both party. Them just they push through for survival purpose

For men:

Na white knighting and captain save a slut wey dey do most of us. In order words beauty and toto dey too dey deceive us.

You will marry a woman you think you know. But you have no idea actually. She will form submissive, homely, loving until you done put am for house. Gbam the equation will change. Most ladies marry you based on their time don dey reach or based on they need you to provide.

You will now start understanding the famous quotes "my wife has changed. She is not the lady I married".

You see whoever you marry will always change. Change is constant. So don't complain. She will get fat, she will have hormonial imbalance, she will nag you. You will loose your peace, calm and quiet life. Just even forget sex - that one go turn weapon and manipulation tool for her. She will get old before you. Mind game go kill Una for house. It will be a power struggle since most women don't want to play their traditional role in the house. You will just be slaving and suffering for an ungrateful being brought out from your ribs.

To go home after work will be a problem, beer parlour and hangout will be your new base. She go police your life die. Na pure cage you go put yourself. But what do I know. Instead of you to stay single and enjoy your life as man. Nobody is rushing you. You will let stupid societal norms and Disney/ Naija/ Indian/ American movie fool you. Love doesn't exist man. It is only compatibility that exist.

You will hear excuse such as you will die alone. Lol. Did you come to earth with somebody before? Psssh

Qoute me at your peril. I done talk my own. Transformer and river is not far from you. Find the nearest one.

Damn it!

If this ain't the fvcking truth, I don't know what is.

mysticgal:
Lol, yes or i think so?

lol
you are not alone shaa.
But fear will not let people say it outside.

Fisher007:
Hmm where do I start from?

Marriage is a scam.

Legacy is the only thing a man needs. As far as you have a child or children (surrogacy, adoption or baby mama). All na pickin, the rest is history.

Most people marry for flimsy, weird, crazy, survival, unfathomable and dumbfounded reason. I will speak for the men. Ladies you can speak your own too below in the comments section

You will marry a woman who's love for you is provisional, transactional and conditional. ( For better for worse statement na scam). If you doubt me try your luck. 95 percent of people in marriages are sad and cheat on each other.
The last 5percent are in a open relationship known to both party. Them just they push through for survival purpose

For men:

Na white knighting and captain save a slut wey dey do most of us. In order words beauty and toto dey too dey deceive us.

You will marry a woman you think you know. But you have no idea actually. She will form submissive, homely, loving until you done put am for house. Gbam the equation will change. Most ladies marry you based on their time don dey reach or based on they need you to provide.

You will now start understanding the famous quotes "my wife has changed. She is not the lady I married".

You see whoever you marry will always change. Change is constant. So don't complain. She will get fat, she will have hormonial imbalance, she will nag you. You will loose your peace, calm and quiet life. Just even forget sex - that one go turn weapon and manipulation tool for her. She will get old before you. Mind game go kill Una for house. It will be a power struggle since most women don't want to play their traditional role in the house. You will just be slaving and suffering for an ungrateful being brought out from your ribs.

To go home after work will be a problem, beer parlour and hangout will be your new base. She go police your life die. Na pure cage you go put yourself. But what do I know. Instead of you to stay single and enjoy your life as man. Nobody is rushing you. You will let stupid societal norms and Disney/ Naija/ Indian/ American movie fool you. Love doesn't exist man. It is only compatibility that exist.

You will hear excuse such as you will die alone. Lol. Did you come to earth with somebody before? Psssh

Qoute me at your peril. I done talk my own. Transformer and river is not far from you. Find the nearest one.

All what you have written is base on your own ideology and perception.

bonnyhope:
All what you have written is base on your own ideology and perception.

Ok I wish that was the case. I would have be happier in the blissful ignorance. But the reality is bitter.

But like you said what do my ideology and perception know.

Please get married or stay married in the plantation. Time will tell. Hmm

pocohantas:
1. Losing my spouse or a child.
2. What I will do to my husband if he cheats.

Note, I am not scared of him cheating. Just the repercussions he would face.

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Any other thing I didn't write are things he would be smart enough to figure out. I don't like to talk too much, especially when dealing with adults.

I just like you
That repercussion part got me laughing out loud and that meme of yours. Hahaha

DCmonster:
I dey tell you ma brother. She dey always day dream about me and how successful I have become. She has kids already. I am trying to avoid fucking her but my weakness is that I never Bleep am before she marry. And the funniest part is that we reside in different states now.

Don't let the devil use you Mr man.

IgbosNIGHTMARE:
You'll be cheated upon repeatedly and NOTHING will ever happen...

Lol! No be pocohantas? Someone whose been ran through already

momove4real25:
omo anare riwo wa

awa omo alare.

maynation:
You no be baba ni??
Isn't that how you guys address each other?

Hehehe true. It just sounds weird coming from a lady.

Nah, it's not just about the bad experience others have, everyone knows marriage is a scam in Nigeria.

And lol, I never said I am not giving love a chance, marriage is what I'm not interested in since love after marriage isn't guaranteed.

True. So what are you going to do when your guy proposes marriage?

IgbosNIGHTMARE:
You'll be cheated upon repeatedly and NOTHING will ever happen...

Almost like you are already having a heart attack.

And that is exactly what your final moments will look like. A lot of struggle, but it just wouldn't help.

taylor89:
Another man fvcking my wife


To my future wife out there please and please if u know you'll tag me an animal for laying hands on you don't do these Four below


1. Don't cheat (even if I cheat don't cheat back it's a set up because i go beat u before sending u packing

2. No matter what happens between us don't yell at me outside (u can do to me whatever you wish indoor even beat me I no go talk since na me dey at fault but don't do it outside

3. This one is the most important one, DONT COME BETWEEN ME AND MY PARENTS/SIBLINGS, they all went through hell for me probably when you were busy fvcking another guy(your then boyfriend) so when it's time to reap what they sowed u Better don't try to stop it because I'll stop you first

4. READ THE NO. 3 AGAIN I CAN EVEN KILL FOR NUMBER 3

If she can keep to this three then I'm ready

You have spoken well elder

Ladyhippolyta88:
I just like you
That repercussion part got me laughing out loud and that meme of yours. Hahaha

Thanks sis. Why are these brothers triggered though?

alexola20:
I can bet 99% of them cheat,every available
time.

You're right