Westernlove:


You sef you have time. I can see u are really getting yourself worked up on that Joker. She Is quite an Intelligent lady though. But take her serious at your own peril lol....She plays around all the time. NL Is her Abode.

Sterope:
How much is rape?

Do these girls hold a gun to these guys' heads to spend?

KenModi:


Why do you accept him spending when you know the exact reason for him being super generous to you and you are very very sure you are not gonna give him what he wants?!!

I repeat, I am not in support of rape! But don’t lead a man and keep making him believe when you know you have nothing to offer him. Let him know from the very beginning, Mr. Man, where you want this thing to go, I am not offering you anything at the end of it. If he decides to continue spending, then thats all on him and he did it with the full knowledge that he ain’t getting shiit in the end.

In as much as the man becomes a criminal by even attempting to rape, the lady should also know she brought it upon herself if she never clarified things with him from the very beginning.

Rextizzy:
Hilarious!

The guy talks too much though.

KenModi:


Why do you accept him spending when you know the exact reason for him being super generous to you and you are very very sure you are not gonna give him what he wants?!!

I repeat, I am not in support of rape! But don’t lead a man and keep making him believe when you know you have nothing to offer him. Let him know from the very beginning, Mr. Man, where you want this thing to go, I am not offering you anything at the end of it. If he decides to continue spending, then thats all on him and he did it with the full knowledge that he ain’t getting shiit in the end.

In as much as the man becomes a criminal by even attempting to rape, the lady should also know she brought it upon herself if she never clarified things with him from the very beginning.

NwaAmaikpe:




Fear Isikwuato village people, they won't rest till they see Bright back home tapping palmwine.
But the truth be told, some people take life so seriously.
That was a joke and the only job of a comedian is to make jokes.
What did they expect from signing a comedian.

If EU and UN can't understand a joke and relate it to heartless Nigerian girls who want brothers to use up their life savings just to woo them then the joke is on them.

The UN is very hypocritical.
Basketmouth made a joke about rape but Busola Dakolo lied about being raped. Yet she is still an ambassador.

Basketmouth may be a shoddy backstreet comedian, but the truth remains that he has the balls most Nigerian comedians don't.

Dude doesn't give a hoot about being politically correct.
And since being an ambassador entails being politically correct, the UN can take their ambassadorship and shove it up the Pope, the Dai Lama or the Oba of Bini's butt.

But rape is not an option.
It is wiser to spend on yourself and pleasure yourself by yourself.
Rather than undergo a feminist's intensively expensive rigorous recruitment process just to chop smelly and sour kpekus.

Rextizzy:
Hilarious!

The guy talks too much though.

LordAdam16:


You do.

No hot topic is immune to a good joke. Emphasis on good.

Dark humor is an art. Amazing art I must add. It's not everyone's cup of tea, but don't force your preferences on others.

There are plenty of clean comedians. And I mean so good you'd totally not miss dirty jokes. It just turns out dirty comedians are the most popular. Most people enjoy a well-put-together joke, regardless of topic.

Furthermore, most people don't understand the metamorphosis of refreshing jokes. Most jokes start as wonky ideas. Then they get refined. Until comedians think they're good enough, then they audition it before welcoming audiences to gauge reactions. They continue working on it, until it becomes perfect.

If you heard a joke which is still a work in progress, even from a legend, you'd barely let out a giggle, much less an hearty laugh. If it's about a touchy subject matter, like war; audience reactions may even include a few growls.

Bad jokes are just that. Bad jokes. No one wants to be the purveyor of bad jokes, whether before a full crowd at 02 Arena or at a family Thanksgiving dinner.

This censorship will eventually be short lived.

Once upon a time, people were hanged for "heresy": Today, it's losing an endorsement and future work opportunities for "misconduct." In the future, your descendants will look back at you so-called 'arbiters of morality' aka progressives and go; good thing those f*ckers ain't around anymore, huh!

-Lord

NwaAmaikpe:




Fear Isikwuato village people, they won't rest till they see Bright back home tapping palmwine.
But the truth be told, some people take life so seriously.
That was a joke and the only job of a comedian is to make jokes.
What did they expect from signing a comedian.

If EU and UN can't understand a joke and relate it to heartless Nigerian girls who want brothers to use up their life savings just to woo them then the joke is on them.

The UN is very hypocritical.
Basketmouth made a joke about rape but Busola Dakolo lied about being raped. Yet she is still an ambassador.

Basketmouth may be a shoddy backstreet comedian, but the truth remains that he has the balls most Nigerian comedians don't.

Dude doesn't give a hoot about being politically correct.
And since being an ambassador entails being politically correct, the UN can take their ambassadorship and shove it up the Pope, the Dai Lama or the Oba of Bini's butt.

But rape is not an option.
It is wiser to spend on yourself and pleasure yourself by yourself.
Rather than undergo a feminist's intensively expensive rigorous recruitment process just to chop smelly and sour kpekus.

pocohantas:


All with your CONSENT.
None at GUN POINT or THREAT TO YOUR LIFE.

It is not a crime!!

Dannyset:
Very good!

It's high time these guys stopped making unnecessary jokes.

They always talk rubbish in the process of wanting to make people laugh.

This is just the beginning. I knew that joke will come back to haunt him.

NONSENSE!

Kalixx:
TOP 20 TRENDS ON NAIRALAND (2019)

1. Fuoye
2. RUGA
3. Sniper
4. PH Serial Killer
5. Xenophobia
6. Shiites
7. Tacha (Smell, bleach, BBNaija bla bla)
8. Dakolo vs COZA, Fatoyinbo
9. Regina Daniels, Nwoko
10. Cold Room (Unilag)
11. Sky B death prank
12. Hate Speech bill
13. Soapy
14. Mompha's arrest
15. Weytin __ no go see (e.g. weytin Adele no go see for the other side)
16. Mad Melon's demise
17. Audio money, audio endorsements ...
18. IPOB vs Ekweremadu
19. Real nigggarrr (Slalowmir)
20. Gateway 404 Error

Quote only to list honourable mentions.

CyberEBOLA:
Hustle ooo.. make you no come nairaland dey compile yeye list.

pocohantas:
I would never understand why Nigerian comedians do lots of rape jokes. If you talk now, they will call you feminist.

Dark humour or what?

Watch lots of their shows and you will see it has those themes. They will talk of how girls go on dates only to say she is on her period after eating pizza. That she MUST donate the toto.

Sadly this is the mentality of lots of guys here. You see such comments even on NL. They don't ever travel and handle white girls with same mentality, but they come back to Nigeria where anything goes to talk/behave anyhow.

mattjunior:

According to the joke he made, he said that Nigerian women should be raped if they refuse to have sex on the second date.

NwaAmaikpe:




Fear Isikwuato village people, they won't rest till they see Bright back home tapping palmwine.
But the truth be told, some people take life so seriously.
That was a joke and the only job of a comedian is to make jokes.
What did they expect from signing a comedian.

If EU and UN can't understand a joke and relate it to heartless Nigerian girls who want brothers to use up their life savings just to woo them then the joke is on them.

The UN is very hypocritical.
Basketmouth made a joke about rape but Busola Dakolo lied about being raped. Yet she is still an ambassador.

Basketmouth may be a shoddy backstreet comedian, but the truth remains that he has the balls most Nigerian comedians don't.

Dude doesn't give a hoot about being politically correct.
And since being an ambassador entails being politically correct, the UN can take their ambassadorship and shove it up the Pope, the Dai Lama or the Oba of Bini's butt.

But rape is not an option.
It is wiser to spend on yourself and pleasure yourself by yourself.
Rather than undergo a feminist's intensively expensive rigorous recruitment process just to chop smelly and sour kpekus.

NwaAmaikpe:




Fear Isikwuato village people, they won't rest till they see Bright back home tapping palmwine.
But the truth be told, some people take life so seriously.
That was a joke and the only job of a comedian is to make jokes.
What did they expect from signing a comedian.

If EU and UN can't understand a joke and relate it to heartless Nigerian girls who want brothers to use up their life savings just to woo them then the joke is on them.

The UN is very hypocritical.
Basketmouth made a joke about rape but Busola Dakolo lied about being raped. Yet she is still an ambassador.

Basketmouth may be a shoddy backstreet comedian, but the truth remains that he has the balls most Nigerian comedians don't.

Dude doesn't give a hoot about being politically correct.
And since being an ambassador entails being politically correct, the UN can take their ambassadorship and shove it up the Pope, the Dai Lama or the Oba of Bini's butt.

But rape is not an option.
It is wiser to spend on yourself and pleasure yourself by yourself.
Rather than undergo a feminist's intensively expensive rigorous recruitment process just to chop smelly and sour kpekus.

pocohantas:
I would never understand why Nigerian comedians do lots of rape jokes. If you talk now, they will call you feminist.

Dark humour or what?

Watch lots of their shows and you will see it has those themes. They will talk of how girls go on dates only to say she is on her period after eating pizza. That she MUST donate the toto.

Sadly this is the mentality of lots of guys here. You see such comments even on NL. They don't ever travel and handle white girls with same mentality, but they come back to Nigeria where anything goes to talk/behave anyhow.

Rextizzy:
Well, Most Nigerian girls Feminists are trash including you

Tulsaguy:



You have got a superior argument & I duff my hat for your in-depth analysis. However, many victims of rape & their closest allies won't be happy to hear such especially from a grade A comedian who they feel should know better about the subject matter.

Agreed it's joke but I 'd rather comedians ruminate on some of their jokes before letting them out for public consumptions, because what taste good in their mouths may taste otherwise in another's with a bad/damaged taste buds (ie those who have gone/still going through the emotional & psychological trauma of being violated by nonentities...

RCDIY:

I concur

Biglittlelois:



There is what we call communication, it is not rocket science, when a guy approaches a lady, he should state his intentions before going further, infact they both should, whether it's just transactional sex, next level, etc. They should say it all, a man should not entice a lady with money and food hoping to get sex in return when it has not been said, she doesn't read mind and can't see the future, he is not forced at gunpoint to feed her or give her money, he gave her willingly, and she collected willingly.

And as for your last statement, sorry to say but you're very stupid for saying she brought it on herself, what stops him from clarifying things with her? Is he dumb? Is his mouth zipped shut? I don't go vulgar, but with you, I'll make an exception.

Rextizzy:
You are very stupid for insulting him, he said the blatant truth, I wish I can slap the shît outta you.

Biglittlelois:


Diickhead

pocohantas:
I would never understand why Nigerian comedians do lots of rape jokes. If you talk now, they will call you feminist.

Dark humour or what?

Watch lots of their shows and you will see it has those themes. They will talk of how girls go on dates only to say she is on her period after eating pizza. That she MUST donate the toto.

Sadly this is the mentality of lots of guys here. You see such comments even on NL. They don't ever travel and handle white girls with same mentality, but they come back to Nigeria where anything goes to talk/behave anyhow.

Sterope:
If I lead a man, should I be raped then?

I am finding it difficult to understand how those two are mutually exclusive! You claim you don't support rape yet you keep bringing up bunch of ifs. Clearly, you support rape. You believe it is justifiable. She is responsible for getting raped didn't she? Yet you lie to yourself that you don't support rape. How did you think the rapist managed to convince himself to rape her? That is a rapist's thinking right there. Mr man, are you a rapist? Is this how you have convinced yourself to justify rape?

The law is against rape. It is a crime. There is no if. It is common sense. It is not my fault if you leave your sense when you are courting a lady, that does not excuse rape.