₦airaland Forum

Jaynom:
NOTHING! I never did/do things to impress nobody! I'm not in this world to impress u! If u don't like me then fvck off!

lilmax:
Actually used all my money I had in my account

Paid her rent, that was 500k, furnished the house about 400k

It was a learning process though, no fuss

Snipper007:
Are u related to olakunle Churchill? , if u know u know

Taywon:
Never impressed any girl b4....

Instead i benefited from financially, materially and food wise while in school.

The one that almost got me was this calabar babe of mine, told me she got a job at shoprite which was true, then she asked me to borrow her some money for tfare pending when she get paid, i told her to call me the following morning .... Naxo i switch off my fone.... She almost lost the job.... She survived it... Few weeks latter naxo we gam for bustop i just dey smile.... She con dey look me..... We are still friends though but not like b4

philip0906:
1. When I was in secondary school, I learnt how to swim because swimming lessons were going to be introduced at my school. It was also my way of impressing the girls in school, and hell yeah, it worked.

Finchmgh:
I have never done anything to impress a lady... Rather ladies are the one doing all they can to win and impress my heart.

The secret is tramadol and a little bit of self discipline

landmark86:
Paying her house rent of 120k.
But was shocked the day I went there and saw anoda nigga fvcking her in that same apartment. Then I no say I be MUMU

seniormallam:
Buying food for her everyday inside school......... I will then get #20 kulikuli on my way home to go drink garri......... Promise land I no reach, liver to toast I no get....... Her yellow pawpaw skin is what switched off my brain...... She fresh die, after graduation we went to our different base, she started accusing me for not letting her enjoy her life in school......... I didn't give her space & I didn't say what I want.

Randy100:
Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months.

Mikkydo:
The tramadol is lack of self discipline to start with

Sweeetheart:
I was lucky enough to met a lady with little or no social vices. my babe is almost naive in everything before we met and I happened to be her first guy


I came to realized she love text, the day I sent a night text after she gave me a pass, she keep thanking me and I keeping sending many of the texts coupled with she's average academically then, I stick with her influence her instinct, social vices, psychological traits among others


we always laugh it off, whenever she remembered how she got matured and exposed in my hand.


guys that are dating ladies that have been liberated to the world before relationship, I give una kudos. I can't deal with that problem.


9yrs relationship and courtship I never had any encounter or long disagreement with my girl, my friends keep doubting if I have not use charm on her because her beauty and spotless fair complexion is second to none

pocohantas:
Is that why you trailed me to IG/FB and ended up taking a wrong girl and her sisters to Dominoes abi Coldstone?

You should add that as No4

Blaze212:
I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??

merits:
I stole so many things to impress girls,such as � goat, chicken, electric kettle, money and so on.

Finchmgh:
Tramadol is not that bad as people portray it to be.

Tramadol has really improved my moral soundness

Snipper007:
Real G, no time

seniormallam:
Buying food for her everyday inside school......... I will then get #20 kulikuli on my way home to go drink garri......... Promise land I no reach, liver to toast I no get....... Her yellow pawpaw skin is what switched off my brain...... She fresh die, after graduation we went to our different base, she started accusing me for not letting her enjoy her life in school......... I didn't give her space & I didn't say what I want.

seniormallam:
Buying food for her everyday inside school......... I will then get #20 kulikuli on my way home to go drink garri......... Promise land I no reach, liver to toast I no get....... Her yellow pawpaw skin is what switched off my brain...... She fresh die, after graduation we went to our different base, she started accusing me for not letting her enjoy her life in school......... I didn't give her space & I didn't say what I want.

SanAnton10:
Lemme Bring My Chair close and listen to the Liars and those speaking truth....

seniormallam:
Buying food for her everyday inside school......... I will then get #20 kulikuli on my way home to go drink garri......... Promise land I no reach, liver to toast I no get....... Her yellow pawpaw skin is what switched off my brain...... She fresh die, after graduation we went to our different base, she started accusing me for not letting her enjoy her life in school......... I didn't give her space & I didn't say what I want.

philip0906:
Pocohantas. I don chop ban already because of you today...abegi hop off my mentions make you for dey alright

kecee99:
Catching a grenade for her without getting blast off