Taywon:
Never impressed any girl b4....

Instead i benefited from financially, materially and food wise while in school.

The one that almost got me was this calabar babe of mine, told me she got a job at shoprite which was true, then she asked me to borrow her some money for tfare pending when she get paid, i told her to call me the following morning .... Naxo i switch off my fone.... She almost lost the job.... She survived it... Few weeks latter naxo we gam for bustop i just dey smile.... She con dey look me..... We are still friends though but not like b4

MRAKBEE:

Congratulations.. 9 years? Let's hope there is a good reason for that..

Finchmgh:

Tramadol is not that bad as people portray it to be.

Tramadol has really improved my moral soundness

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

Snipper007:


MUGU 2019

pocohantas:


[s]Just post the dirt you have on me and I will leave you alone. You don't use your leprosy infested fingers to type unverifiable things. I want to make an example out of you. I won't leave you, till you post it. Deflections won't help you either/s]*

Frankyboy1:
There was this classy sexy and smart girl I was eyeing but didnt have d lever cause she was working class and strict, for a long time we were cosy and chatting up, but she no de gree give me d green light,though i second guessed she might have also been into me,one day she stopped by as usual for the chitty chats, and we started gisting,tell her say I wan go bath, next thing I carry olive oil enter bathroom, stroke my gbolla until he stand, meanwhile my heart was racing,then rubbed enough olive oil on the massive rod, I told my sef, once I come out, it is either hit or miss, mennn,na so I enter parlor with my rod dripping and shining, but with my heart racing and my reputation at stake, when I stepped in, her eye balls grew big and misty,...... Hmmmmmm! If I finish d story here ehen, but up till today we still talk and laugh about it, cause she will be my wife in March,,,,, crazy crazy moment

Mikkydo:


This is addiction speaking man not you. You can be sound without taking drugs. Peace

Randy100:
Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months.

Finchmgh:

Tramadol is not that bad as people portray it to be.

Tramadol has really improved my moral soundness

TOPCRUISE:

Leave me alone o. I am currently in pains.

blingxx:
I baked her a birthday cake

1metre:
Bad Guy

boiz2men:


Guy this was bad oo.. When someone is in genuine need. Don't hesitate to assist if within your capacity. Forget all these talks we say here. That was a genuine cause. You fvck up. Recharge card, hair, data, tfare etc are some of the stupid things but she had a sincere need.

Blaze212:
I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??

GeniusWannabe:

I like you already man.
No homo!

osamz007:

na SIWES program?

GeniusWannabe:

I like you already man.
No homo!

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

larryking540:

Exactly
I used alcohol to boast my moral while in campus to meet girls way higher than me in level ,till date I don't need alcohol again to approve ladies I just meet them like I am drunk and speak my mind

Blaze212:
I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??

Finchmgh:

Actually the moral soundness I am referring to is good behavior and not the other moral that has to do with guts and boldness

Bahamas95:
I don't think I have done anything stup!d to impress a girl.


The only thing I can remember now is cooking for a girl who once challenged me that I can't cook, she say na only white rice and indomie I fit cook. She visited me and I shocked her by preparing a "wicked" egusi soup(with bitter leaf) right in her presence.

philip0906:

Oh you clown! You have denied your self and your existence in here...I just dey laugh your yeye self...

I have nothing to prove to you...Once you spit any bumkum in here that potrays you as a direct opposite of yourself, as I have always done...I will call you out.

Look at this underaged imp telling me she will make an example out of me on a faceless forum...Oh yeah!!! I am running away. Clown