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makydebbie:
.. You're your moniker, I understand your sentiments but I'm human.

Quiet there! Attacking people with mouthulotis uscopia ( involuntary mouth opening chewing sedimentary condition). Debbie take your time o!

Never been on a date so let me learn from experienced people.

lovat:
Our Princess is now 25


Hurray. Congratulations

Hahahahahahahaha
Avoid me o

KiidaACE:
Avoiding eye contact.. How else can I read you?..
Asking dumb questions like; how much do I earn.. Too early for you to wanna know that..

How can you be avoiding eye contact and be asking how much I earn? Sounds dodgy. Lol!

KiidaACE:
Avoiding eye contact.. How else can I read you?..
Asking dumb questions like; how much do I earn.. Too early for you to wanna know that..

if she ask how much you earn, respond with are you a virgin if not how many men have you slept with

Divay22:
Hahahahahahahaha
Avoid me o

You said you are an introvert


I just knew that Lai Mohammed has joined Nairaland

Divay22:
Lol
I'm not a boring person most especially when i like you. But somehow some guys just feel the need to talk about their achievements all over( it's a turn off)
I'm an introvert and such talks actually get us bored or moody.

I agree some guys talk too much, their mouth..cho cho cho..like parrot. Am more of an introvert too, but can also be very outspoken, when I need to. Me and my baby voice...lol

Saying you want to go home after our date

lovat:
You said you are an introvert


I just knew that Lai Mohammed has joined Nairaland

Lol
Continue. He go soon clear for your eyes.

Pressing my phone dey observe

Elxandre:
I was appalled by a lady's heavy makeup.
I just wanted to go home. Never been so disgusted by someones attribute in my life.
We are still cool and she's a cool person, but mehn, how do you tell a passionate makeup artiste she looks better without makeup?

Just tell her bro.

lovat:
Eating like am the cause of poverty .


I remembered back then in 2011 when a guy asked a lady out for a date and the girl brought her friend along. The guy ordered for AmstEl malt while the lady and her friend ordered for Smirnoff and cow tail pepper soup.
The guy was one of these Orile guys that was looking for just one round of sex for free and now these ladies were making expenses on his head not minding that the guy was as broke as their own parents.

The guy collected the BlackBerry phone of the friend of his date and was checking it out while at same time discussing with the ladies. He now stood up to go take a leak and voom my guy disappear.

The girls waited for the guy that went to take a leak but didn't come back, the friend of the date now became worried because of her phone was with the guy, she now started crying which attracted our attention in the bar.

Their bill was 1800 which the duo don't have so the owner of the bar seized their sandals and bags. They were crying and begging. The other girl was blaming her friend for her phone that was taken.

I felt pity for them that I had to ask the woman how much she will sell the ladies bags so that I can buy it and sell it as Akube. I'm a business person for crying out loud

Guy you bad sha
How can you be this wicked to three lovely ladies

Just be yourself

Germi9:
Saying you want to go home after our date

Hahahahahahahaha
I'm i suppose to come with my things, so i can move in with you
Why won't i go home?

I've not gone out for a date before
Na fb toasting next na house visiting oh

happinezz110:
Unreasonable talk just like when I went on a date with one foolish guy, he told me I would live with his mom when we get married and she wld help me to chose the hospital for my Ante Natal wen I'm pregnant. All he could talk about was his mom, grandmom and sister. Since then, I hate dating only boy of d family especially those with 4sis

Lol

therajah:
I remember inviting a lady for a date. I was in my car waiting patiently for her. She kept me waiting for like an hour! Then i saw
3 bikes! 4 ladies on 3 bikes.. i was so angry! (So the idiot was busy inviting her frnds for lunch). I just told her I had to go back to office that my break time was over. I started the car and she just qkly begged me for 200naira for transport back to thier homes.. gave her the 200naira and zoomed off. I regreted giving her the 200naira though!

I also regret on your behalf.

seunmohmoh:
Never been on a date so let me learn from experienced people.

Eeyaa let me organise someone to take you out because I'm too old skool for you

okikiosibodu:
It's not a descent question you ask an average guy, except you have good rapport..you don't ask a lady for her age, and you don't ask a guy for his wage.... You get the vibe?

It is only in africa, especially Nigeria, that casually asking for a person's age is considered intrusive.

[quote author=makydebbie post=85567435].. You're your moniker, I understand your sentiments but I'm human. [/


Goat right now

lovat:
Eeyaa let me organise someone to take you out because I'm too old skool for you

Who would that be?

flokii:
Don't be boring.. be smart as a lady and have good sense of humour

Oga having a good sense of humour can’t be forced
It’s a natural phenomenon. If u don’t have it you don’t have it

makydebbie:
I don't even know sef.
Just act normal jare.
And close your mouth when eating so I can't hear those annoying sounds.

I like your bio. You must be a handful.

superlanny:
I agree some guys talk too much, their mouth..cho cho cho..like parrot. Am more of an introvert too, but can also be very outspoken, when I need to. Me and my baby voice...lol

Same here. That's how i know my spirit agrees with such fellow if not i let the conversation RIP.

No come speak big grammar.go burst bottle for ya head.

SteveOfu:
what's wrong in asking how much your earn?

everything is wrong with it. How will u feel if u were asked, on ur first date, if u were a virgin or not?

Divay22:
Lol
Continue. He go soon clear for your eyes.

Princess, we both know that you are far from an introvert


You can talk for 24 hrs if your battery is charged to a transformer

tee59:
Eating like an hungry hyena.

Lmao, this one off me o

biggy26:
I like your bio. You must be a handful.

Lol, I sure am.
Thank you.

[quote author=franugo post=85567829][/quote]It Don come already sef.

seunmohmoh:
Never been on a date so let me learn from experienced people.

Learn?? Experience is d best teacher... How about we go watch Chelsea's next game?

Acting shy and forming porsh outdoors. But indoors use water to wash anus.