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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ogbuefi677(m): 7:21pm On Jan 14, 2020
nurey:
My people VAT is now 7.5% oooo, let's stop these mouth making and name calling and start pondering how to buy a AUDI A7 this year.

Make una sheath una swords, oya all Toyota/Lexus fan boys off to your tent.

Infiniti people make una go to yah room, you are grounded.

Eyan Benz write I will never call Japanese shitbox ever in my life.

Any deviation from set rules, nah BAN sure pass grin
Alfa nurey,congratulations on your MODship grin
Do the just and honorable thing by banning anybody who comes here to talk anything not related to Benz,their al Shabaab behavior done too much.
I'm sure there's no Benz enthusiast on any of the Asian cars threads doing same.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by nurey(m): 7:25pm On Jan 14, 2020
ogbuefi677:

Alfa nurey,congratulations on your MODship grin
Do the just and honorable thing by banning anybody who comes here to talk anything not related to Benz,their al Shabaab behavior done too much.
I'm sure there's no Benz enthusiast on any of the Asian cars threads doing same.

sanity would be restored I promise, but I shall exhaust all options first before the use of force.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by radautoworks: 8:19pm On Jan 14, 2020
nakoks:
I am yet to see the product that can separate me from Liqui Moly. From Engine oil to Transmission to Power steering to Coolant.Germans are something else.Its the best treatment you can give your Mercedes....

Yes it is. We actually have it too but people dey run for price grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 9:00pm On Jan 14, 2020
seanfer:


Yes I was and AC on.

Na hin u kon dey fear. grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 9:00pm On Jan 14, 2020
radautoworks:


Probably but why should a Chihuahua be trying to sound like a bulldog






Abeg no vex. Na play I dey play lol


Lol
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 5:49am On Jan 15, 2020
radautoworks:


Yes it is. We actually have it too but people dey run for price grin
Do you? Last time I was at radautoworks the customer brought his own liquimoly oils....
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by radautoworks: 8:47am On Jan 15, 2020
Smartchoiice:

Do you? Last time I was at radautoworks the customer brought his own liquimoly oils....

Look really close at the top of the cabinet on the left tongue

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4W_R2Dp5Qm/?igshid=4jghanerlnl4
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by thebigkendo(m): 9:59am On Jan 15, 2020
radautoworks:


Look really close at the top of the cabinet on the left tongue

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4W_R2Dp5Qm/?igshid=4jghanerlnl4

grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 11:10am On Jan 15, 2020
thebigkendo:


grin grin

Nurey, abeg come ban this guy. grin grin

German shi..... Warriors, make una no vex. We respect the sanctity of your thread. We only ask that you respect the makers of the best selling automobiles.
As long as you beat your chests and don't drag "our" names in the mud, you will be fine.

But anytime you do, "we" will be here to fact check you (0-60) style.
Cyberpeace.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jan 15, 2020
Eni tiaafi orolo toni tohun baaje....
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 1:49pm On Jan 15, 2020
9icetoo:

Nurey, abeg come ban this guy. grin grin

German shi..... Warriors, make una no vex. We respect the sanctity of your thread. We only ask that you respect the makers of the best selling automobiles.
As long as you beat your chests and don't drag "our" names in the mud, you will be fine.

But anytime you do, "we" will be here to fact check you (0-60) style.
Cyberpeace.
Saw this warning in a Toyota cheesy cheesy cheesy....Many have gone

Continue to race Benz at Ur own Risk.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fentanyl: 3:37pm On Jan 15, 2020
just cruising by in my SC430

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fentanyl: 3:39pm On Jan 15, 2020
for all those that believe german metal boxes cannot rollover
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 3:53pm On Jan 15, 2020
shortgun:

Saw this warning in a Toyota cheesy cheesy cheesy....Many have gone

Continue to race Benz at Ur own Risk.
Yeah. Benz doesn't roll over. See pictures above. grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by nakoks(m): 4:09pm On Jan 15, 2020
KINGreignn:
amasco and abro tongue tongue
Chief how you dey?
Not even for my lawn mower.I dey o my bro.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jan 15, 2020
nakoks:

Not even for my lawn mower.I dey o my bro.
How's your beautiful Mercedes Benz doing bro?
This thread sef just dey generate unnecessary heat from these terrible Japanese shitboxes owners.... ... Last time I checked...they are threads for all vehicle makes..

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Bizzyliss(m): 8:49pm On Jan 15, 2020
radautoworks:


Yes it is. We actually have it too but people dey run for price grin
i bought liqui moly top tec atf 1600 i wan die already lol
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by radautoworks: 9:39pm On Jan 15, 2020
Bizzyliss:
i bought liqui moly top tec atf 1600[b] i wan die already [/b]lol
But your car dey happy heehee either oga/madam or car must chop your money. Your choice.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 10:36pm On Jan 15, 2020
shortgun:

Saw this warning in a Toyota cheesy cheesy cheesy....Many have gone

Continue to race Benz at Ur own Risk.
Again, this confirms that you're a small boy that haven't see a drivers license before.

This warning is a standard requirement for any SUV or crossover of any brand be it Toyota, BMW or any faulty shitbox they make in Europe.

Small boy, drop your dad's phone and run along. cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 10:44pm On Jan 15, 2020
9icetoo:

Yeah. Benz doesn't roll over. See pictures above. grin
that boy na mumu

https://www.seanclearypa.com/rollover-accidents/vehicles/

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by banky3w(m): 11:45pm On Jan 15, 2020
Fentanyl:
just cruising by in my SC430
I just have to do this......

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:50pm On Jan 15, 2020
conductor250:

Again, this confirms that you're a small boy that haven't see a drivers license before.

This warning is a standard requirement for any SUV or crossover of any brand be it Toyota, BMW or any faulty shitbox they make in Europe.

Small boy, drop your dad's phone and run along. cheesy
grin grin grin grin
Standard warning for shitboxes... show me that warning in a proper SUV like the G or GL or GLS.
Makers of Ur shitbox knows it's not safe for stunts n speed.
if u like go n kee urself competing with performance luxury mercs cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 12:11am On Jan 16, 2020
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shortgun:


Standard warning for shitboxes... show me that warning in a proper SUV like the G or GL or GLS.
Makers of Ur shitbox knows it's not safe for stunts n speed.
if u like go n kee urself competing with performance luxury mercs
[/s]
Small boy. This shows you have never entered any of these Mercedes cars you usually blab about. grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 12:20am On Jan 16, 2020
shortgun:


Standard warning for shitboxes... show me that warning in a proper SUV like the G or GL or GLS.
Makers of Ur shitbox knows it's not safe for stunts n speed.
if u like go n kee urself competing with performance luxury mercs
Return that phone before I sound you.

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 7:14am On Jan 16, 2020
conductor250:

Return that phone before I sound you.
grin grin grin grin
U can't fool anyone with CGI...show me a proper SUV I said meaning Real angry
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 11:23am On Jan 16, 2020
conductor250:
[s][/s]
Small boy. This shows you have never entered any of these Mercedes cars you usually blab about. grin
Therein lies the problem with the German horde.
The cars they rave about are no within their reach. They have never been in them talk less of driving them. Yet they come here and make outlandish claims. It is mandatory to have those warnings on the flipper visors of any SUV, cuv, and some hatchbacks. Failure to do that means you will be sued by the driver in the event of a rollover as he wasn't informed of such risk.
I do not think Mercedes has the money to pay for thousands of rollover incidents involving their cars. Rollover is determined by CG. With a higher CG, you have a higher rollover risk. The GL's have a higher rollover risk than even a Nissan Micra.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 11:30am On Jan 16, 2020
9icetoo:

Therein lies the problem with the German horde.
The cars they rave about are no within their reach. They have never been in them talk less of driving them. Yet they come here and make outlandish claims. It is mandatory to have those warnings on the flipper visors of any SUV, cuv, and some hatchbacks. Failure to do that means you will be sued by the driver in the event of a rollover as he wasn't informed of such risk.
I do not think Mercedes has the money to pay for thousands of rollover incidents involving their cars. Rollover is determined by CG. With a higher CG, you have a higher rollover risk. The GL's have a higher rollover risk than even a Nissan Micra.
Exactly. Even people who are still yet to learn driving will be hyping Benzedes on their Whatsapp status. By the time they reach to get to drive their first car in the real world they opt for a Toyota Corolla.

Benzedes supporters are usually kids and people who are just hyping things based on exaggerated hearsay.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Bizzyliss(m): 12:39pm On Jan 16, 2020
radautoworks:

But your car dey happy heehee either oga/madam or car must chop your money. Your choice.
no b lie
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jan 16, 2020
Beautiful cars....made by Mercedes Benz.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 2:06pm On Jan 16, 2020
9icetoo:

Therein lies the problem with the German horde.
The cars they rave about are no within their reach. They have never been in them talk less of driving them. Yet they come here and make outlandish claims. It is mandatory to have those warnings on the flipper visors of any SUV, cuv, and some hatchbacks. Failure to do that means you will be sued by the driver in the event of a rollover as he wasn't informed of such risk.
I do not think Mercedes has the money to pay for thousands of rollover incidents involving their cars. Rollover is determined by CG. With a higher CG, you have a higher rollover risk. The GL's have a higher rollover risk than even a Nissan Micra.

I've come to terms with the fact that bar a select few, most of the regulars of this thread are idiots.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 3:11pm On Jan 16, 2020
Since I've noticed the trolls on this thread are jobless..I will continue to make sure they are busy... grin grin grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by nurey(m): 4:45pm On Jan 16, 2020
HeavenlyBang:


I've come to terms with the fact that bar a select few, most of the regulars of this thread are idiots .

foul language will not be tolerated please be warned

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