Liposure:
awww, you were such a good girl

Youngkingjaey1:


Funny

Only sharp guy know mirror trick
Lol

Goldenheart:
We was on the assembly ground one lovely afternoon, we just finished singing "Now da day is over night is drawing near..."

The previous week, a company just finished constructing a tall telecommunication mast close to the assembly round.

... After the song, one tired student looked up at the sky moving sky and said oh it looks like the mast is coming down. every one looked up and they thought the mast was actually coming down.

it wasn't long everyone panicked and there was a stampede within minutes, a lot of students were injured...


turns out the mast wasn't actually coming down, the movement of the clouds made it look like it was coming down.

sidieladaniel:
chai guy u too bad, I don laugh tire, hope say u don change

Thatssobeyonce:
I'm still embarrassed so i cant share

Bbbwings:

Na wa fo you o.
Na us dey do the farm work na you dey chop the produce.

Exodora:
Really even when he did make any passes I still broke his heart .Na you na way chaaaa.

Liposure:
Midnighter, maynation, fountainofyouth, pocohantas, makkydebbie, victorian, riele, ladylite. come and share your experience. We are waiting.

KingAzubuike:
In almost every secondary school, there's always that female student that is big and very strong. Feared by most guys and respected by her female colleagues, she's always a pain in the arse .

Thatssobeyonce:
I'm still embarrassed so i cant share

happinezz110:
The day I was use as a living theory during Biology class by (Mr Kasali) the topic then was Reproduction nd dis useless teacher drag me out nd started telling me to explain the topic to others, saying that "after all that's ur specialty, nd I kw u understand it better than others because u hv been doing it already" I was in SS2 then without any ideas of wat dis man was talking about, I was so naive, I don't even hv a boy frnd then, believe me it was d worst day of my life, I was so embarrassed nd throughout dat term my class mate changed my name to REPRODUCTION. I just don't kw y some teachers are so heartless.

KingAzubuike:
In almost every secondary school, there's always that female student that is big and very strong. Feared by most guys and respected by her female colleagues, she's always a pain in the arse .

Vortex369:
crazy is genius.

I was crowned best cartoonist by the literary and debating society.

Pays to be a nerd.

AscentSolutions:

PharoahIII:
I love topics like this, for the first time on nairaland I have come across a thread without any form of insult/tribalism. I hope we can keep this up; let us all learn to forget the things that divide us as a nation and do well to remember the things that bind us together. One love

bonnyhope:


How old were you?

SS1 boi fucking corper

Pls tell us another lie

oyolohi:


I read all 14 pages (a first on nairaland).

Here's the summary (for those that read page 1-14):

The girl grabbing a guys d;ck in front of his dad was the funniest before the story of the guy that had his d;ck tied to a distant bunk. Damn.
Oh! The boy and girl on the fallen palm tree too!

The most interesting (sex related group) was the story of the girl that begged a guy to Erase her name from a list of noisemakers...he refused. She kissed him deeply as a final strategy in front of the class...which made him literally shred the list!.


The most creepy doesn't go to the guy with the story of a baby that turns into a rat or the one with the anti-gravity girl's hostel but the nursery/primary school girl removing chocolate bars from her vagina to give guys... However, I thought the bars to be extremely small or...

The most Ajekpako... Hmm.. Dem dey plenty sha... The guy on the mango tree, the mirror on assembly ground, the guys clearing an entire farm, cooking porridge in a boarding school,...

The most genius: the 10yr old guy with papers in the exam hall, the students escaping in a school bus, the guys that went 'cricket' partying...

Best with teachers: the most high guy eating the student teacher's pussy and the subsequent bangings (damn... This one ehh).
A guy also claimed to have banged his computer mistress in the lab. Another caught two tutors doing in the science lab.
Another claimed a corper gave him a BJ.

I sure can make a story from the holy ghost anointing session and the abrupt finding of square roots from the (Chapel?) due to sighting a strange being!
The one of the falling mast too!

Majority of the stories are questionable but here: There was a guy that had a party with 3 JSS3 girls in his dorm. Hmm.
One impregnated his form mistress!

The girl that let a 'public admirer' see her peeing... Hmm, either she was very young or she's the I-dun-care type.

The snapping or a girl's bra by a guy and follow up slaps (directed at the wrong guy) was one of the most realistic sex stories.

There's one of a guy holding up a ladder for a girl...getting so hard by the view; periodically helping her down, his d;ck raising up her skirt and rubbing her panties and butt—and the girl enjoying it. The story teller concluded by admitting ejaculation and the girl getting pissed off! "angry", in his wirds... That part was damn funny!



Mad o

happinezz110:
The day I was use as a living theory during Biology class by (Mr Kasali) the topic then was Reproduction nd dis useless teacher drag me out nd started telling me to explain the topic to others, saying that "after all that's ur specialty, nd I kw u understand it better than others because u hv been doing it already" I was in SS2 then without any ideas of wat dis man was talking about, I was so naive, I don't even hv a boy frnd then, believe me it was d worst day of my life, I was so embarrassed nd throughout dat term my class mate changed my name to REPRODUCTION. I just don't kw y some teachers are so heartless.

ModestGal:
When I say Nigerians are creative and innovative, and some people say I dey lie. There are genius script writers here that should have been in Nollywood or kannywood and would have given us better movies than we even see in US movies. Most stories here are well coined and I give kudos to the writers, in fact, you all deserve some awards. Some people way never get girlfriend uptill now get 3 girlfriends for secondary school, I salute your writing brilliance.

LIMELIGHTCRAZY:
So during mid term everyone that doesn't go home was to remain in school, na so me and friends sneak out go see Gen Diya house and basically ball in town ... Balling then was probably buying Mama put and taking outside fresh air, and then we had some two headmasters with similar names MR Balo, 1 strict dey flog anything all those kind teachers wey dey flog tree as hobby the other Balo nice ... So when we finish "balling" we hitched a ride in a 404 pick up ... We were I think 4 , as we near school naso person Shout Mr Balo.. Mr Balo ... One of us jumped out of the moving pick up , I remember his name was Michael , dude broke his hand wore POP for like a whole term after POP removal it was hard to straighten his arm ... The craziest part was the Mr Balo coming was the nice one and he didn't even see us... We still sign em POP sha.