Ladies drop the biggest lie a guy has ever told you. Let's expose them now

Me: Dude told me that he will always be there for me, that am his angel just to get into my pant, i now put him to test and told him i was pregnant, kingdom scatter, igwe run away, dude showed me a clean pair of his heels, switched off his phones and disappeared into thin air, lol lies men tell..

I will kill myself if you ever leave me alone,his married with three kids now

lavylilly:
Ladies drop the biggest lie a guy has ever told you. Let's expose them now

Me: Dude told me that he will always be there for me, that am his angel just to get into my pant, i now put him to test and told him i was pregnant, kingdom scatter, igwe run away, dude showed me a clean pair of his heels, switched off his phones and disappeared into thin air, lol lies men tell..

The bolded made me laugh like mad

lavylilly:
Ladies drop the biggest lie a guy has ever told you. Let's expose them now

Me: Dude told me that he will always be there for me, that am his angel just to get into my pant, i now put him to test and told him i was pregnant, kingdom scatter, igwe run away, dude showed me a clean pair of his heels, switched off his phones and disappeared into thin air, lol lies men tell..

At least the sex was beneficial to both parties
Like say you no enjoy the D

He said he paid three years house rent and he has only lived on the house for a month but his landlord threw him out because he's too busy to stay at home, and then he packed his belongs to his studio.... after lieing that he turned down tuface offer to be his music producer

Calling his 3years old son his elder brothers son and calling his wife his sales girl

I base in UK

lavylilly:
Ladies drop the biggest lie a guy has ever told you. Let's expose them now

Me: Dude told me that he will always be there for me, that am his angel just to get into my pant, i now put him to test and told him i was pregnant, kingdom scatter, igwe run away, dude showed me a clean pair of his heels, switched off his phones and disappeared into thin air, lol lies men tell..

Las las the guy man still shag the puna.

I live in the USA and work for an oil company so says the guy .
Me ok,..no problem.
He chats and says....my mum needs help, she is in the hospital, needs urgent attention, deposit has to be made...Pls can you send me 100k, I'm on the rig and no network.
Me....You are on the rig and no network, so where are you chatting from?
him....on top rig....!
Me....ok, I am on the rig as well and no network to transfer.
Babe....bad market..
N.a. so chat end.

setobaba:
I base in UK

IyaTola:
Calling his 3years old son his elder brothers son and calling his wife his sales girl

Even the legions of hell exceedingly quake and fear for this wan

bigcee:
Las las the guy man still shag the puna.

Wella bros, wella

Its a Nairaland guy o.
Told me me he only joined Nairaland to search for job long time ago. That he didnt join Nairaland to look for babes or wife and doesn't have any intentions to date anyone here only for me to check his most visited section here after we had a little misunderstanding and saw he visits only romance section.

He chykes virtually everything on skirt here on Nairaland. Begging to PM them.
Lie lie men full this Nairaland like pure water. Shior!

IyaTola:
I live in the USA and work for an oil company so says the guy .
Me ok,..no problem.
He chats and says....my mum needs help, she is in the hospital, needs urgent attention, deposit has to be made...Pls can you send me 100k, I'm on the rig and no network.
Me....You are on the rig and no network, so where are you chatting from?
him....on top rig....!
Me....ok, I am on the rig as well and no network to transfer.
Babe....bad market..
N.a. so chat end.

You just lost a UK based guy, dream of most Nigerian ladies.

'I'll never break your heart'

yazga:
He said he paid three years house rent and he has only lived on the house for a month but his landlord threw him out because he's too busy to stay at home, and then he packed his belongs to his studio.... after lieing that he turned down tuface offer to be his music producer

U need to report this dude to efcc. He has to be charged with obtaining by false pretense. A serious offence.

This their anthem

Blu03:

'I'll never break your heart'

This is where you will see them gather. Any opportunity to shout 'men are scum'

Leeches you all

As if you all don't lie terrible lies to extort money from Guys


A nigga just wanna nut and go, if u leeches weren't needing commitment and shiit, men wouldn't need to lie in the first place just for the taste of the coochie

Simpletons

IyaTola:
Calling his 3years old son his elder brothers son and calling his wife his sales girl

Mad oh!!

proclinician:

U need to report this dude to efcc. He has to be charged with obtaining by false pretense. A serious offence.

Stealing by tricks according to Nigerian policement

He got me 500 Az and lied it was 1k Az

lemme look round before I talk


em lie fit bowl ocean,,,, em tell me said em father get 9 filling stations,, 1 privet university,,, and said again em father get connections with dangote and Atiku ewww!!


thunder fire em!!

lavylilly:
Ladies drop the biggest lie a guy has ever told you. Let's expose them now

Me: Dude told me that he will always be there for me, that am his angel just to get into my pant, i now put him to test and told him i was pregnant, kingdom scatter, igwe run away, dude showed me a clean pair of his heels, switched off his phones and disappeared into thin air, lol lies men tell..

Wowww mission accomplished. No offense but you're cheap.

A girl once told me shes a virgin and that i cant sex her.. the next day she came to my house, she allowed me finger her but my one finger couldnt do, i then used my whole hand which was nearly swallowed by the hole. Keinde.. shai

Blu03:

'I'll never break your heart'

If a guy say he won't break ur heart, he expects u to live up to some expectations too. If you fail to do that and become manipulative, selfish and a liability, i wonder what u want a just man to do.

IyaTola:
I live in the USA and work for an oil company so says the guy .
Me ok,..no problem.
He chats and says....my mum needs help, she is in the hospital, needs urgent attention, deposit has to be made...Pls can you send me 100k, I'm on the rig and no network.
Me....You are on the rig and no network, so where are you chatting from?
him....on top rig....!
Me....ok, I am on the rig as well and no network to transfer.
Babe....bad market..
N.a. so chat end.

. Wow! Are you d one at your profile picture

vanida6:
lemme look round before I talk


em lie fit bowl ocean,,,, em tell me said em father get 9 filling stations,, 1 privet university,,, and said again em father get connections with dangote and Atiku ewww!!


thunder fire em!!

That cuppy brother

proclinician:


If i say a guy say he won't break ur heart, he expects u to live up to some expectations too. If you fail to do that and become manipulative, selfish and a liability, i wonder what u want a just man to do.

He tells you that today. A week later, he comes out to say he's moving abroad for his schooling.
It hurts to love someone who you know would soon leave you...
It wasn't his fault. Neither was it mine.
We are both just victims of time and love.

He was wrong for making such a promise.

krissconnect:
A girl once told me shes a virgin and that i cant sex her.. the next day she came to my house, she allowed me finger her but my one finger couldnt do, i then used my whole hand which was nearly swallowed by the hole. Keinde.. shai

she's a virgin, you simply have a feminine hand.

Hamachi:
I will kill myself if you ever leave me alone,his married with three kids now

They must have dealt with you...

Blu03:

He tells you that today. A week later, he comes out to say he's moving abroad for his schooling.
It hurts to love someone who you know would soon leave you...
It wasn't his fault. Neither was it mine.
We are both just victims of time and love.

He was wrong for making such a promise.

Right here is selfishness. So circumstances changed for him and some unforseen stuffs happened and because he promised u expect him to forsake his dreams. You will be the same person to tell ur parents u cant marry him because he has no money not even like u have any penny. What does women want

Blu03:

He tells you that today. A week later, he comes out to say he's moving abroad for his schooling.
It hurts to love someone who you know would soon leave you...
It wasn't his fault. Neither was it mine.
We are both just victims of time and love.

He was wrong for making such a promise.

This one deep o
I like the guy format

vanida6:
lemme look round before I talk


em lie fit bowl ocean,,,, em tell me said em father get 9 filling stations,, 1 privet university,,, and said again em father get connections with dangote and Atiku ewww!!


thunder fire em!!

Then you come open legs for am abi?