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1. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree

2. I Stopped watching Nigerian Movies, when I saw a Ghost sweating

3. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying "My son I'm happy to see you"

4. I stopped watching Nigerian Movies when a Ghost looked left and right to see if it's safe to cross the road

5. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard Nadia Buhari say "you know how much your family wants to have a male son" WTF! A Female son ni.

6. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when mama G put poison in the food then tasted it

7. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant And Joseph replied::Jesus Christ , how did this happen??

8. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone's food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough

9. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I once watched one of their movie trailer that was 30 mins long.

10. When its been 15 minutes and the people in the Nigerian movie are STILL crying

11. I stopped Watching Nigerian Movies When an Armed Robber Removed His Shoes Before Entering The House

12. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i heard this statement 'the man dat u murdered is dead'.

13. I stopped watching Nigerian movies the day I was watching a movie about the birth of Jesus Christ. Maria: Joseph, I am pregnant. Joseph : Jesus Christ!! How? Jesus is not even born yet

14. Once u see an actress vomiting in a Nigerian movie, she's pregnant. That's the only way they know how to portray pregnancy

15. “35 years later” But the dog in the compound is still alive

16. saw a movie recently, and they wrote "14 years ago" trying to show us past events but to greatest surprise, I saw young man wearing 2018 Nigeria World Cup kit.

You can add yours, lets have fun.

Picture Of A Ghost Making A Phone Call In A Nollywood Movie

I stopped watching Nigeria movies, when armed robbers shot a man on his forehead, as he was falling down, the man exclaimed ...."Ohhh I'm dead"....
Who dii fxxk!! does dat

There was this popular movie a "ghost had to knock at a door before entering that particular room".....hehehe

chiiraq802:
I stopped watching Nigeria movies, when armed robbers shot a man on his forehead, as he was falling down, the man exclaimed ...."Ohhh I'm dead"....
Who dii fxxk!! does dat

I stopped watching Nigerian films:
- When I saw electric poles inside evil forest! Sh!t, are the evil spirits charging their phones?
- When I saw empty Viju milk can in Heaven
- When a man was shot in the leg but has bandage on his head and arms in the hospital

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I have some info you would like

When ghost afraid to cross road
Subtitles

Seriously

Mostly Nollywood movies these days are easily predictable.

pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me,
imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground.
What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target.
Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.


We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles

No natural talents like before

Seeing one of the producers or camera men (I dunno which) through a glass window in the house eating eba hungrily and it just didn't occur to them that they should reshoot or edit that part did it for me.

Haven't seen any Nigerian movie aside king of boiz in over a decade.

Not funnny

Very funny people with their silly mistakes and errors . But







I will never stop watching. If not for anything but for the morals and good lessons. Hollywood don't teach us that.


Bollywood is still my best though

When you realize actresses wear makeup to bed

Igbos no go kiiii person

I stop watching it.. When the actresses turned it as an advertisement platform to sell there market

Their's this Nigerian movie that I watched, the starting was cool till the ghost said he is tied of fetching firewood and he was breathing heavily.

tartar9:
Ipobs almost destroyed our movie industry.Abysmal quality is always their usual trademark
Thank God for Yoruba's that we now have movies which are,at least,cinema worthy.

"The yoruba" movies you watch in cinema does it contain only yoruba actors

Hmmm, even they are to be sharing naija movies free of charge God forbid I accept it. I have never used my 1kobo to buy any of their movies before and never will too. Bad acting, bad sound at times, poor concept, poor everything.

Ipobs almost destroyed our movie industry.Abysmal quality is always their usual trademark
Thank God for Yoruba's that we now have movies which are,at least,cinema worthy.

Everyone bashing Naija movies but before we started watching oyinbo film na wetin everybody dey watch oo.

The only thing i have to say is.... LOVE YOURS

Even Hollywood dey produce messed up movies.. But you don't see their country men going around shouting Hollywood is trash.

In as much as we guys are criticizing, Nollywood it’s the second highest movie producers after Indias Bollywood . Couple with our epileptic electricity supply they built a million dollar industry from nothing but pure dedication and a lot of people are benefiting and are employed by this industry.

Don’t forget the highly acclaimed movies like Lionsheart and the likes of others .


They sure have their share of challenges but great success is achieved through practice and experiments . Nobody got it right overnight.


We should appreciate ours too.

a male son is apt by Nadia Buari. look at Bob. he is a female son. you have to be specific with the things you want.

Olodo

I stopped reading your post when I noticed number 6 and 8 were the same thing.

Next plz

I fink you ran out of ideas.

Nigeria movies can be frustrating at times..

Have watched a nigeria movie that was shot in one single house funny enuf the movie carry part 1-4 oo


Their action movie na another bruhahaha, imagine shot some1 inside car, glass no break but bullet hit its target ...


Odi egwu African magic we dey hail oo

Poor grammar usage.

Hardly scientific, hardly enlightening, hardly intriguing.

...And that soundtrack

Na poem?