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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:26am On Feb 17, 2020
conductor259:

Is your shitbox not an old, recycle, overused Nigerian ML? Post your car particulars here. If the proof of ownership bears your namend not the name of the person you bought it from, let me bend like crayfish. cheesy

So I should post my car particular for you to prove ! Do you think I am here for dìck measurements! Dude I don't know you from Adam, so why should I post my papers for you to know... As in to impress you or what ?

Okay, I no get ML ...are you happy now !

Bye

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 12:30am On Feb 17, 2020
To the guy that wants to buy Benzedes ML320 shitbox, go and read the reviews by yourself:
https://www.edmunds.com/mercedes-benz/m-class/2000/st-17813/consumer-reviews/

I don go o wink
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 12:31am On Feb 17, 2020
AmuDimpka:


So I should post my car particular for you to prove ! Do you think I am here for dìck measurements! Dude I don't know you from Adam, so why should I post my papers for you to know... As in to impress you or what ?

Okay, I no get ML ...are you happy now !

Bye

Send it to my DM if you're afraid.

Bye bye. Dont ever disturb us with an ML shitbox that was registered by somebody who sold who sold to you. cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:32am On Feb 17, 2020
EnterpriseMan:


If only Lexus can perform as good as your mouth, it would be a decent car. I have used lexus, and its absolutely rubbish. When Lexus actually start making high performance car, then maybe it would be half as decent as audi

My dear we don hear them tire ! LoL....

The obsession is so real here ! The hate is deep and their anger is legendary

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:32am On Feb 17, 2020
conductor259:


Send it to my DM if you're afraid.

Bye bye. Dont ever disturb us with an ML shitbox that was registered by somebody who sold who sold to you. cheesy

Dude is a clown! As In you are VIO officer ! You go wait tire!

I no get ML again oga...are you happy now ?

Bounce oga richest man in the whole world

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:33am On Feb 17, 2020
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AmuDimkpa abeg stop wasting your precious time .
They say Benz is not reliable yet they are angry that a 20 year old Benz is still strong on the Road flogging the latest Japanese carton.
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Let them show us how many 20 year old Japanese casket on wheels that the owners can be proud of today
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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:36am On Feb 17, 2020
shortgun:
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AmuDimkpa abeg stop wasting your precious time .
They say Benz is not reliable yet they are angry that a 20 year old Benz is still strong on the Road flogging the latest Japanese carton.
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Let them show us how many 20 year old Japanese casket on wheels that the owners can be proud of today
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I have ignored him ! He even said that I should post my car papers to him ! Me I don't understand him again!

Is he loosing it ! He said he is so rich that his everyday car would buy 10 Benz...I hail am

Next thing he come tell me say make I post my car papers to him ! Me I no come understand the guy again

I tell am okay say I no get ML again...dude still dey troll dey ask make I post the car papers....

Nothing wet person no go see for Nairaland! A super rich man asking poor me to send him his car paper!

Is he a kidnapper ?

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 12:39am On Feb 17, 2020
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AmuDimpka:


Dude is a clown! As In you are VIO officer ! You go wait tire!

I no get ML again oga...are you happy now ?

Bounce oga richest man in the whole world
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Say it again without crying cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 12:47am On Feb 17, 2020
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shortgun:
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AmuDimkpa abeg stop wasting your precious time .
They say Benz is not reliable yet they are angry that a 20 year old Benz is still strong on the Road flogging the latest Japanese carton.

Let them show us how many 20 year old Japanese casket on wheels that the owners can be proud of today

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Park well with your rust bucket.

22-year-old Rx300 is hot cake. If it was Rx300 the other guy wanted to buy, I'm sure someone around him must have told him to buy it already by now without posting "is ML320 a problematic car".

In fact some years ago I wanted to sell my Camry 1999, they brought 5 buyers same day. If not that I needed that money badly I wouldn't have agreed to sell that car even though I no longer drove it often then.

The only old Mercedes that are extremely strong (in fact many of them are stronger than Toyotas of the same years) are those made before 1990 =V-boot, 911, flatboot, etc. Those are the only Mercedes I respect not all these plastic 2001 C240 flying shitbox you and your friends are driving cheesy

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 12:49am On Feb 17, 2020
AmuDimpka:


I have ignored him ! He even said that I should post my car papers to him ! Me I don't understand him again!

Is he loosing it ! He said he is so rich that his everyday car would buy 10 Benz...I hail am

Next thing he come tell me say make I post my car papers to him ! Me I no come understand the guy again

I tell am okay say I no get ML again...dude still dey troll dey ask make I post the car papers....

Nothing wet person no go see for Nairaland! A super rich man asking poor me to send him his car paper!

Is he a kidnapper ?
Kidnap somebody that drives a 20-year-old fuel guzzler? After repairing the shitbox which money he go use bail himself? cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 1:33am On Feb 17, 2020
conductor259:

Kidnap somebody that drives a 20-year-old fuel guzzler? After repairing the shitbox which money he go use bail himself? cheesy

This one pain am shaaaaa

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 2:47am On Feb 17, 2020
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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Bizzyliss(m): 8:28am On Feb 17, 2020
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 4:28pm On Feb 17, 2020
If you see someone battling with this type of mobile mechanic workshop and your next plan is to kidnap him God will punish you cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 5:30pm On Feb 17, 2020
Just imagine

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 5:33pm On Feb 17, 2020
Smartchoiice:
Just imagine
One mumu governor just resumed work today with a Toyota shitbox for his official car.


No worry, by the time he grows up he'll upgrade to a plastic Benzedes C300 wink cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 5:41pm On Feb 17, 2020
Mean..

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 6:29pm On Feb 17, 2020
conductor259:

One mumu governor just resumed work today with a Toyota shitbox for his official car.


No worry, by the time he grows up he'll upgrade to a plastic C300 wink cheesy

Nah, to a C230k. grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Bizzyliss(m): 11:00pm On Feb 17, 2020
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 11:15am On Feb 18, 2020
Nawao. Even our House of Reps are all small boys. What are they going to do with a Camry when they can buy C-class for almost the same amount? cheesy

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by radautoworks: 2:13am On Feb 19, 2020
shortgun:
https://www.nairaland.com/5688464/toyota-lexushondainfiniti-e.t.c
Here I've created a thread for all Japanese shitbox people disturbing our peace here cos of inferiority complex.

Go there and discuss ur moving casket issues and how u wish to die in it.
You can choose to die by any of the following or all:
k leg
heart break when its stolen cheesy
Break failure grin grin
Airbag and seat belt malfunctions shocked
Uncontrolled sudden acceleration grin grin grin
Structural unstable frame prone to Rust grin
Gears that die while driving grin
Smelly air conditioner grin
Fire grin
Electronic steering mechanism(ESM) grin grin grin....this one can decide to change lanes on it's own and steer the car in any direction it wants you deadgrin grin grin

Abeg make una carry una cosmetic casket comot from this thread

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 3:38am On Feb 19, 2020

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 1:34pm On Feb 19, 2020
conductor259:
This one seriously cracked my ribs. You are wicked grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 2:59pm On Feb 19, 2020
thebigkendo no dey come chill for here again? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 3:28pm On Feb 19, 2020
Eddee:
thebigkendo no dey come chill for here again?
He probably is busy with his life somewhere wink

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 4:04pm On Feb 19, 2020
conductor259:

He probably is busy with his life somewhere wink

I'm outta here! Person no dey follow una play for here grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 5:33pm On Feb 19, 2020
Eddee:


I'm outta here! Person no dey follow una play for here grin grin
Ah ah. Why you dey commot when we never complete for the play? Come back joor. Conductor259 was only teasing you.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 8:16pm On Feb 19, 2020
9icetoo:

Ah ah. Why you dey commot when we never complete for the play? Come back joor. Conductor259 was only teasing you .

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by KINGreignn: 11:42pm On Feb 19, 2020
Eddee:


I'm outta here! Person no dey follow una play for here grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by nuwell(m): 9:30am On Feb 20, 2020
AmuDimpka:


It depends on the side of mainland... C class is a good one , also ensure you don't swim waters if it's the compressor... Use star oil for the gear and Mobil for the engine ....

I don't know how and where you are in mainland, I have used Benz for years now and I have two guys one in Alausa and the other around Egbeda.. they are good but call this one
0802 643 7742 (John) he is good


Yaba is a bit far ...if you are around ikeja Egbeda axis then call him up

Is John the mechanic in Egbeda?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 2:01pm On Feb 20, 2020
Una get strength ooo so you guys are still into these comparisons..na real wa


The one That catches una fancy drive

Abeg live and let others live ....

Nawa

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Zane2point4(m): 4:33pm On Feb 20, 2020
Fentanyl:


neither bros

both of them are catastrophes waiting to happen to your sanity and your wallet

Hahahah nairaland ppl una no go kill me with laff grin grin grin

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