I love keeping my depressed haters busy with things to talk about. So, today, I decided to give them something fun.

I'm in the room kissing and eating fruits, but...


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...she's in the kitchen cooking and eating meat.

mothertrucker!

So groundnuts is now fruit?

iLegendd:
I love keeping my depressed haters busy with things to talk about. So, today, I decided to give them something fun.

I'm in the room kissing and eating fruits, but...

Why not buy 2 in 1 gas cooker to make things easier

Now let me tell and inspiring story to motivate you.

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Amiraqfaith:


Why not buy 2 in 1 gas cooker to make things easier

I'll get it this week, but because if the free constant light, I always forget. There was one white one I priced and the lady said it's only 10k, so I'll go for it since I have two cylinders — 12kg and 6kg.

namiji2598:
Nonsense and ingredient


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The main reason I created this post is to entertain people like you who are wayward and don't know how to use their time. I give you something to chew and cry on while I get busy with life. #I'mWicked. Lol.

But this ilegend guy worwor o . Hmm...babe dey try with that kind lips ooo

I saw someone like you on Friday around diamond bank yaba. Are you the one?

SassyGem101:
But this ilegend guy worwor o . Hmm...babe dey try with that kind lips ooo

I saw someone like you on Friday around diamond bank yaba. Are you the one?

Lol. I'm the king of ugly. I guess it's me.

Oluwasaeon:
So groundnuts is now fruit?

The fastest way to make a Nigerian react is to intentionally make a mistake. They are going to act smart and point out your mistake to seem smart.

Anyway, I didn't intentionally call it a mistake. It's just what I wanted to call everything on the plate since there are other fruits on the plate, but aren't captured in the picture.

Shave or carve ur beards
U grab
U weren't what I was expecting... But then is OK shaa

Phenomenal16:
Shave or carve ur beards
U grab
U weren't what I was expecting... But then is OK shaa

MITCHEWWW. NWA NKANU.

Idontgiveafuck2:
MITCHEWWW. NWA NKANU.

..y r u trolling me
Nwokem ogini
I will soon tear u one slap

Phenomenal16:
..y r u trolling me
Nwokem ogini
I will soon tear u one slap

UNTIL WE SEE IN ENUGU.DONT BE SHY LETS TALK.WHO KNOWS?

I almost thought that was my kitchen . Looks a lot like it

Ignore typos because I didn't proofread.

So the lesson here is: in 2016/2017, Buhari hit me with the worst suffering ever. I had no job and people around me who had jobs were losing the one they had. I was almost depressed.

I do come to Nairaland in 2016 to post relationship tips for men for free. A lot of men loved those tips and said they were the best.

Unfortunately, the more they love me and the more popular I came, as I dominate the romance section, the more haters I get. They were angry with me because I was taking all the attention.

These haters abused me left and right and just wanted me to fee worthless, but I'm stronger than them. They'll tell me, "You're a jobless fool — your mates are working and you're here writing stupid relationship tips. Go and make money (lazy youth) and stop posting useless relationship tips."

The abuse was just too much, so I decided to turn all my posts to different books and start selling them on Nairaland, Amazon, Apple book stores, etc.

Today, these books have made me millions and I can say, everything in the pictures above are paid for with the money from the books. I have never worked in my life and with these books, I don't see myself ever working in this life.

Everyday, I make money without doing anything. All I do is: withdraw, enjoy, invest, and use it to help people around me offline.

My articles that I was abused on and turned to book pays for all my bills.

I'm now a lazy motherf*cker with free money to spend wisely. I labored for it and it's paying off.

My advice is: be persistent and don't let anyone make you stop what you have put your heart on. One day, you'll smile to the bank and those who abused or hated you will die in envy, jealousy, and depression.

Kill them will success, not argument — though, once in a while, engage them in a fun and hilarious argument just for the fun of it before you finally ignore them.

Idontgiveafuck2:
UNTIL WE SEE IN ENUGU.DONT BE SHY LETS TALK.WHO KNOWS?

...is it by force....

Phenomenal16:
...is it by force....

NOT AT ALL.I JUST SENT A PM.

iLegendd:


The fastest way to make a Nigerian react is to intentionally make a mistake. They are going to act smart and point out your mistake to seem smart.

Anyway, I didn't intentional call it a mistake. It's just what I wanted to call everything on the plate since there are other fruits on the plate, but aren't captured in the picture.

Okay. Learned something new

iLegendd:


Lol. I'm the king of ugly. I guess it's me.

Wow its a small world after all.

I was right behind you and wanted to call you but I said nope. Don't plan on meeting any nairalander.

iLegendd:
I love keeping my depressed haters busy with things to talk about. So, today, I decided to give them something fun.

I'm in the room kissing and eating fruits, but...

Hahaha. Funny man. I'm sure you have enjoyed the babe many times. Bad boy.

iLegendd:
...she's in the kitchen cooking and eating meat.

See fresh boobs.

With this kind girl,
ILLegend are you a virgin?

SassyGem101:
But this ilegend guy worwor o . Hmm...babe dey try with that kind lips ooo

[s] I saw someone like you on Friday around diamond bank yaba. Are you the one?[/s]

you wey sabi person wey wowow upload your own picture let's be the judge

ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz:
you wey sabi person wey wowow upload your own picture let's be the judge

Why are you taking panadol on someone else's headache?
I know ilegend too well that he won't get angry at this and would only joke about it which he already did. So buzz off!

Not everyone is a sadist like you.

Where is chenzen?

Nat404:
Hahaha. Funny man. I'm sure you have enjoyed the babe many times. Bad boy.

I'm a virgin. I'm women's best friend. They stay in the same house without me misbehaving. It's nature. Not all goats eat yam.

4th pic... pot above gas bottle.... not sure... is the pot resting on the burner? If it is... that's really not safe... like a time bomb... but then again... I guess that is normal for your situation.

What's the meat?... but must say your babe keep a well organized and clean kitchen area... can pass any inspection.... pots clean...etc presentation great...... let me see if I can get Ini Edo to come for training.