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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Timi141: 8:00pm On Mar 07, 2020
angelEmade:
yeah... caught by one of my cousins who happened to be a year younger lol
silly guy wanted to turn it to an opportunity even though we are first cousins...
we've never talked about it until now.
Now that i think of it...he can't even be so sure what he saw... twas just a gently pressing and massaging of myself downthere.
i stopped though and sometimes...staying celibate is freaking hard
So this is what you do on Nairaland when you are not pushing Zionist propaganda. Issokay.

To all the h0rny motherfuckers salivating over this post. This is a man ooooo.
grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 8:15pm On Mar 07, 2020
Timi141:
So this is what you do on Nairaland when you are not pushing Zionist propaganda. Issokay.

To all the h0rny motherfuckers salivating over this post. This is a man ooooo.
grin
indeed....
tail-gating people around with your fanatical beliefs
little wonder you bear so much grudge against those whom you describe as Zionists.
whatever I post or comment here on NL...I count as whiling away time and it is non of your miserable life's business. you are a big example of a miserable man
go get a life cunt.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by LegendaryLover(m): 8:16pm On Mar 07, 2020
i'm soldier on a peace-keeping mission in Liberia yrs ago. My battalion were just keeping watch over this village ravaged by rebels from time to time. No sex in months, Hot, i decide to rub one out away in the bush. While at it, i'm too caught up in the act, i fail to notice 3 thick ebony female rebels armed with dangerous AK47rifles, all looking for soldiers to kill b4 raiding the village again. These were a primitive tribe as these women had no clothes on their top body, but just knickers, exposing their huge black boobs. They were about to shoot me but had noticed i was wanking. I beg for my life. They all smile. Ask me to continue wanking as they watch. few mins pass, i see them dripping wet from their vj. They put down guns. order me to kneel. Then totally UnCloth. One is now bent holding a tree as she twerks her bare ass against my face. Another twerks her bare ass against back of my head. Third one is giving me a handjob. It turns into a 4-some as we all f*ck. After we all orgasm, they let me go.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by blacq2009(m): 8:26pm On Mar 07, 2020
angelEmade:

uhmm just a mini skirt slightly rolled up.
dude was not sure if he should
make the move..lol he was torn up between surprised and scared. But cousins or not...i might have done something if he made the move... i mean a Hot girl is a senseless girl. ah ah
You would have fu****d him?
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 8:38pm On Mar 07, 2020
LegendaryLover:
i'm soldier on a peace-keeping mission in Liberia yrs ago. My battalion were just keeping watch over this village ravaged by rebels from time to time. No sex in months, Hot, i decide to rub one out away in the bush. While at it, i'm too caught up in the act, i fail to notice 3 thick ebony female rebels armed with dangerous AK47rifles, all looking for soldiers to kill b4 raiding the village again. These were a primitive tribe as these women had no clothes on their top body, but just knickers, exposing their huge black boobs. They were about to shoot me but had noticed i was wanking. I beg for my life. They all smile. Ask me to continue wanking as they watch. few mins pass, i see them dripping wet from their vj. They put down guns. order me to kneel. Then totally UnCloth. One is now bent holding a tree as she twerks her bare ass against my face. Another twerks her bare ass against back of my head. Third one is giving me a handjob. It turns into a 4-some as we all f*ck. After we all orgasm, they let me go.

Sir where can I get a copy of the movie? Netflix's or iroko tv?

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 8:39pm On Mar 07, 2020
angelEmade:

indeed....
tail-gating people around with your fanatical beliefs
little wonder you bear so much grudge against those whom you describe as Zionists.
whatever I post or comment here on NL...I count as whiling away time and it is non of your miserable life's business. you are a big example of a miserable man
go get a life cunt.

But truly are you a female or Male maybe we shouldn't believe your story
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Timi141: 8:42pm On Mar 07, 2020
angelEmade:

indeed....
tail-gating people around with your fanatical beliefs
little wonder you bear so much grudge against those whom you describe as Zionists.
whatever I post or comment here on NL...I count as whiling away time and it is non of your miserable life's business. you are a big example of a miserable man
go get a life cunt.
grin grin grin
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by iamarealman(m): 9:13pm On Mar 07, 2020
Thoseen30:

Wtf is this man

www.google.com
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by iamarealman(m): 9:13pm On Mar 07, 2020
Thoseen30:

Wtf is this man

www .google. com
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by MickzyDonald: 9:17pm On Mar 07, 2020
angelEmade:
yeah... caught by one of my cousins who happened to be a year younger lol
silly guy wanted to turn it to an opportunity even though we are first cousins...
we've never talked about it until now.
Now that i think of it...he can't even be so sure what he saw... twas just a gently pressing and massaging of myself downthere.
i stopped though and sometimes...staying celibate is freaking hard
Don't let me say a word
Bcus u will have grabbed my 9inches bfor u know it
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 9:48pm On Mar 07, 2020
Thoseen30:


But truly are you a female or Male maybe we shouldn't believe your story
I am who I am
bliv whatever you can
running around like a fan
or fucking around with a bang
or cruising around in your car
all are forms of traveling right?
with different directions like a rat.
duurh m a girl with some swag
but how can I change your heart?
believe everything you can...
but I am always a girl with a star!

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Specyano(m): 9:49pm On Mar 07, 2020
seanwilliam:
Anyway,there was this room mate of mine, who dey always form holier than thou. So one day I went to watch football, who go one miss eclassico na... the guy no dey watch ball, so as I got to the show house, ball never start and I see am aa opportunity to go carry my charger, make idey charge before match go start ..as I reach our compound, i no see anyone, all of dem don go watch ball.. anyway my roommate told me he was going to bible study oo, I went to where we dey always kept the key,I no see am there I kon begin dey curse am say shy e go carry key go church when my phone dey 5%... I got to the step, and I noticed the door was left ajar, I got in and behoooollllldddd................

Behold the holy moan

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Nobody: 10:28pm On Mar 07, 2020
MiVida:
Amen bro. We shall all make it!


Yeah.....
We gotta overcome depression and fear....

They are terribly helping to keep us down

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 10:42pm On Mar 07, 2020
angelEmade:

I am who I am
bliv whatever you can
running around like a fan
or fucking around with a bang
or cruising around in your car
all are forms of traveling right?
with different directions like a rat.
duurh m a girl with some swag
but how can I change your heart?
believe everything you can...
but I am always a girl with a star!

Lemme guess that's nicki? Or cardi b?

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Timi141: 11:06pm On Mar 07, 2020
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by boom99(m): 11:34pm On Mar 07, 2020
hard question
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Portgas(m): 11:58pm On Mar 07, 2020
MiVida:
Being an only son is boring..
I'm the only son..and I engoy life...just get mad friends...they'll do the trick
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Bluefish7(m): 12:37am On Mar 08, 2020
In my whole life have wanked by meself thrice once 2days ago then twice yesterday sincerely i feel terrible with myself for doing it, buh kunji na bastard being celibate for over a year now. Am losing it ����

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 5:41pm On Mar 08, 2020
Thoseen30:


Lemme guess that's nicki? Or cardi b?
No that's me. I am a poet
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Penflame(m): 6:44pm On Mar 08, 2020
angelEmade:
yeah... caught by one of my cousins who happened to be a year younger lol
silly guy wanted to turn it to an opportunity even though we are first cousins...
we've never talked about it until now.
Now that i think of it...he can't even be so sure what he saw... twas just a gently pressing and massaging of myself downthere.
i stopped though and sometimes...staying celibate is freaking hard

My God... you are a beauty goddess if that's your true picture on your profile pics. I just mail you now, check it out and let's connect
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 8:06pm On Mar 08, 2020
Penflame:


My God... you are a beauty goddess if that's your true picture on your profile pics. I just mail you now, check it out and let's connect
lol thanks. lots of filters though...
like its a model photoshoot
cuz don't be disappointed without the filters m not so cute sire
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by IANAGI(m): 8:22pm On Mar 08, 2020
angelEmade:

lol thanks. lots of filters though...
like its a model photoshoot
cuz don't be disappointed without the filters m not so cute sire

You wish you were that pretty.
LAIR!!!

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Thoseen30(m): 9:41pm On Mar 08, 2020
angelEmade:

No that's me. I am a poet

I'm on that role too would like to battle with you
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by tobby20: 10:04pm On Mar 08, 2020
Penflame:


My God... you are a beauty goddess if that's your true picture on your profile pics. I just mail you now, check it out and let's connect
Bros its not her
Konji deh catch u

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by DiplomaticFatma(m): 10:08pm On Mar 08, 2020
angelEmade:

sometimes we just twist the.legs too

My girl usually do the twisting of the leg. She doesn't like touching herself, but she know how to twist the left better and she will cum

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 11:12pm On Mar 08, 2020
Thoseen30:


I'm on that role too would like to battle with you
let the war begin
with a fury and raging start
and a seemingly furious fight
Stand your ground don't take flight
weaklings would run like cats
or get blown away like rats
but this angel will battle her rights

Ring the bells of contest
let's sing the lines of poem
Bring the men of conquest
let's bing the net for starquest
Looking for wellsof pests in Budapest
Or the red beads of the budha?
where to fetch the lyrics of valour?
no no! my valorous darling
My poems are from the palours of my heart

From the fortnights where rain dwells
Upon a place with some rays
And some rakes stacked against a stake
In a mansion without fashion
where light rays meet night days
from such ways comes my lace.

There is literature in my head honey
it's like fixtures without seizures
stainless as a scissors, red like the rhesus.
Oh Jesus! give me a lexus!
And a beautiful picture...of a wonderful future!

...perfection (Angel Imade)

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Zither(m): 11:29pm On Mar 08, 2020
angelEmade:

let the war begin
with a fury and raging start
and a seemingly furious fight
Stand your ground don't take flight
weaklings would run like cats
or get blown away like rats
but this angel will battle her rights

Ring the bells of contest
let's sing the lines of poem
Bring the men of conquest
let's bing the net for starquest
Looking for wellsof pests in Budapest
Or the red beads of the budha?
where to fetch the lyrics of valour?
no no! my valorous darling
My poems are from the palours of my heart

From the fortnights where rain dwells
Upon a place with some rays
And some rakes stacked against a stake
In a mansion without fashion
where light rays meet night days
from such ways comes my lace.

There is literature in my head honey
it's like fixtures without seizures
stainless as a scissors, red like the rhesus.
Oh Jesus! give me a lexus!
And a beautiful picture...of a wonderful future!

...perfection (Angel Imade)

hmm. You know that is a rap...a sort of multi-purpose composition with rhymes and lyric which are but the shadow of poetry....don't you? I love poetry, too. I admire your piece. It is glossy and shiny but it can be much more. If it must be poetry it must have the blood of poetry flowing in its veins.

Let me step aside before I become a casualty of the brewing rap war.
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Kingsteve(m): 11:45pm On Mar 08, 2020
angelEmade:

let the war begin
with a fury and raging start
and a seemingly furious fight
Stand your ground don't take flight
weaklings would run like cats
or get blown away like rats
but this angel will battle her rights

Ring the bells of contest
let's sing the lines of poem
Bring the men of conquest
let's bing the net for starquest
Looking for wellsof pests in Budapest
Or the red beads of the budha?
where to fetch the lyrics of valour?
no no! my valorous darling
My poems are from the palours of my heart

From the fortnights where rain dwells
Upon a place with some rays
And some rakes stacked against a stake
In a mansion without fashion
where light rays meet night days
from such ways comes my lace.

There is literature in my head honey
it's like fixtures without seizures
stainless as a scissors, red like the rhesus.
Oh Jesus! give me a lexus!
And a beautiful picture...of a wonderful future!

...perfection (Angel Imade)

Impressive!
Bravo, bravo, bravo!

Here's a lil' something, dedicated to a friend of mine.
Here it goes...




Do you believe in mysteries?
Can you demystify mysteries?
I am living in misery
Cos this mystery is my misery

I have fallen for her like a tree
But these branches wont break free
Even though I'm trying to break free
But this tree won't let me go free
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Penflame(m): 7:49am On Mar 09, 2020
tobby20:
Bros its not her Konji deh catch u
You know her somewhere before ni?
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by Penflame(m): 7:51am On Mar 09, 2020
angelEmade:
lol thanks. lots of filters though... like its a model photoshoot cuz don't be disappointed without the filters m not so cute sire
No problem... Have you checked your mail? I DMed you
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by tobby20: 8:54am On Mar 09, 2020
Penflame:


You know her somewhere before ni?
Don't take my words seriously
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating Before?? by angelEmade: 9:15am On Mar 09, 2020
Zither:


hmm. You know that is a rap...a sort of multi-purpose composition with rhymes and lyric which are but the shadow of poetry....don't you? I love poetry, too. I admire your piece. It is glossy and shiny but it can be much more. If it must be poetry it must have the blood of poetry flowing in its veins.

Let me step aside before I become a casualty of the brewing rap war.
beauty is in the eyes....

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