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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by chinedumo(m): 4:41pm On Mar 09, 2020
scoundrel:
Women don’t care and are easily intimidated. End of story.
Please don't be offended. Was this the same experience at Reddit?
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by scoundrel(f): 4:42pm On Mar 09, 2020
chinedumo:
Please don't be offended. Was this the same experience at Reddit?
Asking that is actively derailing the thread. Create another thread if you want to know.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Argon18(m):
nuelsam:
most girls out here cant keep an interesting convo, they depend on guys to do the convo while they sit back enjoy like it's a monopoly even though they crushing on him��lol
so guys, share your experiences..... what's the worst shot a girl had attempted to shoot at you?
I think I've got two.. yeah
the first one
outta the blue, she just sat next to me, pulled out her phone and started showing me her gallery thinking I'll compliment her.. mtcheew I didn't say shit!! ��just looked away.
the second
she hit my dm with the wackest and unrelated bio I've ever seen, then she dropped her phone number with the instruction " call me" ..... caller tunes ni mtcheew
I used to visit a particular lady in her place when I was still in Nigeria, we stayed in the same street and knew each other in the same street and became friends after NYSC when she came to write a recruitment examination in her state of origin, she based in Lagos when she was still schooling. I used to stay in her place till when I feel like going home, she was cool to be with and I was fun to be with as well.

One day she gave me a balm, took off her clothes in my presence though backing me, after removing all her clothes and under wears she tied her towel around her waist, told me that she had walked a long distance during the day, the time was some minutes past 9 in the night when I checked. She begged me to help rub her back that was aching her as she lied down on her bed facing down. Then I was still a virgin I did as requested, I did not know she was playing a game initially, she requested I apply more force at the lower part of her back when the towel she tied was nowhere to be found in her body, then I knew where she was heading, as I didn't mind anything that might come up as I told myself I have tried.


She stood up brought some water and detergent with a bowl, I washed my hands, as I was washing my hands she appreciated my assistance. While my hands were still inside the bowl, she starred at my trousers noticing I was totally swimming in the mood, she rested her chest on me, no single cloth was on her not even a towel. I couldn't resist this temptation anymore, she dis-virgined me and taught me almost everything a virgin man should know as I pass the night of that day in her house, the act continued till when she got an offer in Lagos three weeks after and she returned.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 6:06am On Mar 10, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
grin grin grin grin cheesy

On my mother's life.

I've never had an account on NL before. Was a guest until I saw interesting topics I felt I had to have a say in which tantamounted to opening an account.

But thank you for equating me with such honour.
(I sense you asked this cause you assumed I'm that person you knew before on here)
Intrigued
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 4:41pm On Mar 10, 2020
Seth0:
Intrigued
What is intriguing you?

Enlighten me
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 4:51pm On Mar 10, 2020
scoundrel:
Females are too busy being carried away with suitors to care about being here. It’s only ugly and rejected ones who come here because no one looks their way. Females with money to subscribe are busy updating their Instagram accounts.
enough females here
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 12:54pm On Mar 11, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
What is intriguing you?

Enlighten me
Who... You
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 1:03pm On Mar 11, 2020
Seth0:
Who... You
Okay.

I don't get it, but okay.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 5:58pm On Mar 11, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Okay.

I don't get it, but okay.
Just out of curiosity, what course did you study in uni?
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by ichidodo: 8:32pm On Mar 11, 2020
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Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by GeneralPula: 9:02pm On Mar 11, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
You're a Weed Lover??, ... You are a Wise man.

I don't Joke with my Marijuana, ... Especially when I want to have sex,... The sex is always amazing cool
cool wink
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 10:51pm On Mar 11, 2020
Seth0:
Just out of curiosity, what course did you study in uni?
Geology. Why do you ask?
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 5:11am On Mar 12, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Geology. Why do you ask?
"Curiosity"
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 10:42am On Mar 12, 2020
Seth0:
"Curiosity"
It's about time I stopped humouring you. Don't ask me any more questions.

Bye.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Grandlord: 11:03am On Mar 12, 2020
Randy100:
Let me share for sharing sake. In the year 2011, a girl that I don't know walked up to me in a lecture hall during my first year and told me to help her with Mathematics and the topic is PMI. When I was done teaching her, she wrote her number and drew a heart and placed it inside the middle of my textbook and told me not to open it untill she left. I later called her and she said "I see a future between us." I didn't see that future anyway because she was ugly as fvck. I never expected a girl to be that bold.
Bruvvvv.... I'm cracking up like a mad man. cheesy
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Grandlord: 11:09am On Mar 12, 2020
OluwasureGig:
two weeks ago in church, sat beside this fair girl; didn't look more than 20yrs of age to me. got bored and decided to do some things with my phone. she requested to see the phone almost immediately I brought it out because apparently, she liked the font and the look of the phone. after going through my gallery she dialed her number on my phone and saved mine on hers. she had even started requesting to come visit me that same Sunday of which I turned her down telling her I'm always busy from Sunday to Sunday




fast forward thirty minutes to an hour time when church had dismissed and I was chilling at home; a call came into my phone and it turned out to be this same girl. brethren in the lord, do you know the first thing/ question this girl asked me?























DO YOU LOVE ME?




I died
Choi...I can relate with the bolded. grin
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 6:28pm On Mar 12, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
It's about time I stopped humouring you. Don't ask me any more questions.

Bye.
You didn't take that too well
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by fattprince(m): 6:32pm On Mar 12, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
It's about time I stopped humouring you. Don't ask me any more questions.

Bye.
Calm down, he told you the reason before he asked the question. But you still asked for the reason he already told you
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 6:37pm On Mar 12, 2020
Seth0:
You didn't take that too well
You sound like you're fishing for something about me and I don't appreciate people prying into my life so openly. If you want to know sth about me, you know the right way to go about it.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 6:37pm On Mar 12, 2020
fattprince:
Calm down, he told you the reason before he asked the question. But you still asked for the reason he already told you
I'm calm.


By the way, how old are you?
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by fattprince(m): 6:48pm On Mar 12, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
I'm calm.


By the way, how old are you?
We aren't fighting pretty. When he asked the question he said out of curiosity what Uni did you attend. Then you told him and still asking him why he asked after he has told you out of "curiosity". I'm 27 this year
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 6:49pm On Mar 12, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
You sound like you're fishing for something about me and I don't appreciate people prying into my life so openly. If you want to know sth about me, you know the right way to go about it.
I tried stalking, seems not to be one of my few talents. Maybe you should leave your number on your profile, long enough for me to steal it.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 6:56pm On Mar 12, 2020
fattprince:
We aren't fighting pretty. When he asked the question he said out of curiosity what Uni did you attend. Then you told him and still asking him why he asked after he has told you out of "curiosity". I'm 27 this year
Asking you your age was to show you how weird his question was.

Maybe I reacted too much, but I know what I meant when I said I won't humour him by answering him personal questions on a faceless forum.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 6:58pm On Mar 12, 2020
Seth0:
I tried stalking, seems not to be one of my few talents. Maybe you should leave your number on your profile, long enough for me to steal it.
Stalking ke? Are you a newbie here? cheesy

See, people rarely leave their personal number on here for security reasons. If you want to contact someone, you send a dm through an email. Capiché?
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by fattprince(m): 7:00pm On Mar 12, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Asking you your age was to show you how weird his question was.

Maybe I reacted too much, but I know what I meant when I said I won't humour him by answering him personal questions on a faceless forum.
Okay. I know you asked my age not because you really wanted to know, but I just decided to tell you anyway. Just to show that we cool. I got nothing against you.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody:
Sixfeetbelle:
Stalking ke? Are you a newbie here? cheesy

See, people rarely leave their personal number on here for security reasons. If you want to contact someone, you send a dm through an email. Capiché?
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by MrWondah(m): 7:06pm On Mar 12, 2020
biddostandard:
nigeria gals error 202
Actually, 202 is not an error, rather the message has been received but not acted upon
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 12:43pm On Mar 13, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Asking you your age was to show you how weird his question was.

Maybe I reacted too much, but I know what I meant when I said I won't humour him by answering him personal questions on a faceless forum.
Your question to him and my question to you were hardly the same thing...

You always struggle too hard to make a point, that was why I asked the question. Probably it has something to do with your profession or your discipline
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Nobody: 12:49pm On Mar 13, 2020
fattprince:
Okay. I know you asked my age not because you really wanted to know, but I just decided to tell you anyway. Just to show that we cool. I got nothing against you.
You guys give these girls so much "respect"

Why are you making it seem like you offended her? You said the right words. Infact, your first mention to her perfectly explained everything
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Sixfeetbelle: 4:20pm On Mar 13, 2020
Seth0:
Your question to him and my question to you were hardly the same thing...

You always struggle too hard to make a point, that was why I asked the question. Probably it has something to do with your profession or your discipline
Okay. I see. Thanks for the observation.
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by scoundrel(f): 9:00pm On Mar 22, 2020
The thread is dead again? Boo, boring Nairalanders!
Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Jamesrock(m): 9:24pm On Mar 22, 2020
nuelsam:
most girls out here cant keep an interesting convo, they depend on guys to do the convo while they sit back enjoy like it's a monopoly even though they crushing on him��lol
so guys, share your experiences..... what's the worst shot a girl had attempted to shoot at you?
I think I've got two.. yeah
the first one
outta the blue, she just sat next to me, pulled out her phone and started showing me her gallery thinking I'll compliment her.. mtcheew I didn't say shit!! ��just looked away.
the second
she hit my dm with the wackest and unrelated bio I've ever seen, then she dropped her phone number with the instruction " call me" ..... caller tunes ni mtcheew
Used to be a student leader back then, this babe literally asked me out and she was stammering when doing it... I sha manage her for 2 semester as per side chick
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