Parrie:
I was sick, so i couldn't go 2 school for 2 weeks. after the 2 weeks i went back 2 school, as soon as i got inside the classroom a girl dat neva spoke 2 me bfor ran from her sit and gave me a hug in front of the whole class, as an introvert i was shocked and dumbfounded, i couldn't speak for 3 mins and the whole class were cheering us.when i finally got 2 my sit, my guys were like is dat gal ur babe? i said no, dat i have neva spoke 2 her bfor,my guys started gisting me of how the gal was asking everybody in class 4 my address so she could cum visit me. after school hour she waited 4 me outside de gate just to walk me home.the rest is history.

U later Bleep the girl?

The day girl go toast me ehn...

Do bumps work here?

crownedrookie:

Hanty you girls should go and sleep with your boring asses. The average Nigerian girl doesnt read, isnt imaginative or curious and so can't hold a conversation worth shitt. "Hmmm" "nothing" "yeah" "kk" and wait for it.... "lolzzz" is the extent of their vocab. Me I've mastered it to an art now. You enter my inbox to be boring, we'll bore the fvck outta each other. U can't send me "hi" and expect me to become Klint d drunk. That's some pussy boy shit.

Haha, I do this shit too, ALOOOOT.

Infact I try to beat them in monosyllable. I make sure I sent a few words compare to them. My response will be proportionate, in a sense that if her replies are open-ended response (eg I am fine, what did you do today), then I will respond alike. If not, I seal off. Most of my chat with boring ladies usually goes like this.

She. Hi,
me. I
She hw ar u?
me. fn. u?
she. I'm gud.
me. cul.
She. kk.
me. k

As a rule, I will not put in an effort and lead when the girl is a boring as fck, she won't appreciate or see the value in it anyways.

Lemme join this thread... But mine is a sad story sha



This babe liked me and knew I liked her too, so one day, we were alone and she came and sat on my leg and started rubbing my chest, so I took it as an invite and kissed her, but lo and behold, she didn't respond. She instead drew away and shamed me for doing that. Eventually turned me to a brother because we're from the same state

Anyways, that's by the way sha. Just wanted to let that off my chest cos I've been pained since then and I want to forgive her and not teach her a lesson for doing that to me


Lemme face the real talk. This one happened recently sha:


This babe that I don't know from Adam, just chats me up on facebook and says she knows me very well, down to where I work. She even said she sees me whenever I'm going to work and coming back. That I always pass so so road. I'm like okay... so I have a stalker? Good!

We keep chatting and after a good chat, I tell her I'm bout to sleep, so we say goodnight and next thing, this girl I don't know from anywhere before goes "I love you"... omor, I changed it for her that instant o... I told her I hate to hear that word love and that she should never use that word when talking to me again. She started apologising and all.


Well, she's still on my matter till now sha

Her: there’s no light in my area, my clothes are rumpled

Me: Use coal iron or give mallos in ur area to iron it

Her: you’re not nice

Me: What will you wear then?

Her: I’ll wear only bra and lingerie.

Me:�

Tiny Girl in my area said she likes my Cut. Caught me Unawares cos we never talked before. I like my barber lol

So this bitch came to my mum shop on Sunday to buy something and it was during church hour, i was the one at the shop and after all radarada she stylishly while buying things, she came back after she left to tell me she's looking for her phone and that i should let her use my phone to flash her phone. Obviously, the phone was on silent, she dialed the number and told me she had remember where she left her phone. I collect my phone after few minute block her number on WhatsApp and beyond. I'm too broke, I don't want any headache...

My old friend telling me she doesn't want my girlfriends to beat her, anyways i told her she's too old for all that meanwhile poverty still dey choke me.


People looking me awkwardly, i just don't feel comfortable in my stupid dress while in school. Anyways, I'm still a virgin i don't even keep female friend. Poverty no good for body

scoundrel:
The thread is dead again? Boo, boring Nairalanders!

perhaps you can kickstart it again

Omar09:
When I was in the dating market... A girl once took my number cause she needed help with math and when we got chatting we never talked about math. It was funny, but I didn't go on with the girl after I found out her age. She was 17 and I don't do immature girls.

why are you guys fond of opening female account,do you enjoy guys sliding into your DM.....Nawa ooooo

ubsky:
why are you guys fond of opening female account,do you enjoy guys sliding into your DM.....Nawa ooooo

God no! We don't enjoy it. We just ignore their dms and don't post em like some douche bag who's got low self esteem.

I really wish I could tell you.

skylane:
perhaps you can kickstart it again

How many alternates do you have? Are you really starved of female attention in real life? It is a thread for males of which I am enjoying reading it from time to time.

scoundrel:

How many alternates do you have? Are you really starved of female attention in real life? It is a thread for males of which I am enjoying reading it from time to time.

i do have,but they are always the ones that are not in my spectrum,by the way your monika is it too harsh on personality

skylane:
i do have,but they are always the ones that are not in my spectrum,by the way your monika is it too harsh on personality

Open a new thread and ask. I replied either you or someone else the same.

scoundrel:

Open a new thread and ask. I replied either you or someone else the same.

why would i open a new thread when i can send you a pm,infact ama pm you right now check it

skylane:
why would i open a new thread when i can send you a pm,infact ama pm you right now check it

Good. Do that.

No more lies?