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| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 8:47am On Mar 15, 2020 |
wet dreams are natural occurrence |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by sampete(m): 8:48am On Mar 15, 2020 |
![]() I just can't keep a straight face. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 8:49am On Mar 15, 2020*. Modified: 9:09am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Lol. Human psyche is something else sha. You see exactly what you want to see. I used to stay with an uncle in my first year during my university days. His wife? Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministry Church goer. MFM. She was always seeing enemies everywhere coming for her and her family. She'd see wall geckos on the wall, omonile, and spiders. The way she'd attack these poor creatures with the nearest weapon of combat like her slippers or broom shouting "die by fire all you enemies..." I had to conclude that her mind was beginning to be unhinged by her Church. Bro, you had wet dreams because you'd been lusting privately in your mind. This manifested in your dreams. I won't be surprised if you were hallucinating the dog and it's barking. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lasdas100(m): 8:50am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Glory to GOD |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by deolurexy1(m): 8:51am On Mar 15, 2020 |
I believe every word of it |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 8:53am On Mar 15, 2020*. Modified: 7:47pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
No condition is permanent |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by SenecaTheYonger: 8:54am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Thank GOD for your life, brother. I pray I'm able to overcome my problems soon. Amen. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 8:54am On Mar 15, 2020*. Modified: 11:06pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Wet dream is the natural way your body gets rid of excess sperm production since you don't mastubate or have sex. This is why you sound stupid to some people, stop embarrassing yourself the dog is not the cause of your problem. I used to have wet dreams when I was younger, I wasn't sexually active then, it's been over 10 years since I last experienced one. If you like pray from now till next 10 year, if you don't have sex or mastubate your body will do what it has to do when you sleep. Go and get married biko! |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by marshalcarter: 8:55am On Mar 15, 2020*. Modified: 3:33pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Witches are illusion...some say demons are strong...but have you made an attempt to study the strongest weapon ever which is the "MIND"?? then you'll know the demons are not stronger than you think.. #peace #una happy Sunday |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Oluwateemzy123(m): 8:56am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Baba all you need is just a girlfriend... it's not everything that's spiritual wake up bro.� |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by TylerDurden: 8:56am On Mar 15, 2020 |
[s] EternalBeing:[/s] |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 8:57am On Mar 15, 2020 |
EternalBeing:the dog probably sensed the evil spirit making love to you and couldn't do anything than to bark, that's the reason for the barking.. Your prayers only sends away the demon sexing you from that environment and that's why the dog stops barking. If you see dog playing or bite you in the dream then that's spirit of lust. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:59am On Mar 15, 2020 |
This is satire, right? ![]() |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by OKOATA(m): 8:59am On Mar 15, 2020*. Modified: 10:23am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Some people will laugh at this guy but I can bet he’s telling the truth, I am actually not that religious but I remember when this sex dream thing worried me for close to 3 months I was literally having sex in the dream everyday until I improved my spiritual life, I even had a baby in the spirit realm and the demon will be giving me the baby. Lol. I conquered the bastard myself, prayed but didn’t really fast much. Kept praying cos the thing didn’t want to stop for any reason, sometimes I would even feel her presence physically and if I should sleep for a sec I don get wet dream. Then one day I had this dream the said lady came to me naked and held my hand to have sex na so I fight this thing like say na man to man war, fought and struggled until I loosened my grip from her hand. That was the end. I can say that I caused the spirit wife myself cos then I was using a lot of cele and spiritual soap to bath, had to go throw it away, got to know that I got it through those dirty, black soaps until I changed spiritually and began my meditation with full force. If you masturbate in a dirty environment be sure you will get spirit wife cos they like dirty places, for those who likes masturbating or having sex in a dirty bathroom don’t worry Incubus will visit you |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by realstars: 8:59am On Mar 15, 2020 |
The beginning of wisdom is the fear of God. With that, every hidden enemies will fear God in you., |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Collyweed: 9:01am On Mar 15, 2020 |
EternalBeing:Guy, Forget all this prayer and fasting. Na simple konji dey cause your problem. Find one better olosho kpanch make wet dream pick race for your life. However, if you actually believe all these fairy tales about witches and demons, I’ll suggest that you visit a psychiatrist before your psychosis become more debilitating. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Realtalk20: 9:01am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Absolute trash |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by dhammielare(m): 9:02am On Mar 15, 2020 |
My Victory Story I just finished my daily reading and praying with the bible so I sat at my chair and lay my head on my desk at work just to take a nap when I had this dream of myself having a plate of food in front of me, as I was about eating it someone brought another food to me asking me to leave the one in front of me and eat the one she brought . We started arguing like you must eat and it got to a stage I was like why argue with her? I just took the food in front of me and was about to eat when I woke up. Immediately I woke up did a little prayer about it and I just sat back on the chair and close my eyes, lo and behold I saw a hand bringing something to my mouth ti eat, I scrambled and almost fell on my sit cos I wasn't sleeping and it was broad daylight , I mean afternoon time.. Thank God I overcame that day.. Have seen so many things beyond the naturals in life that are even beyond my age and imaginations. This life we live is much more than what we are seeing. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by vaca1: 9:02am On Mar 15, 2020 |
EternalBeing:Thank God for your life. I can relate with this. I know some people might find this unbelievable but I want to tell you guys these things are very real. Draw close to God my people |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Realtalk20: 9:02am On Mar 15, 2020 |
[s] EternalBeing:[/s] Trash and rubbish You are a pervert having wet dreams, simple Work on your sexual depravity and stop blaming any animal |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by foleskay(m): 9:04am On Mar 15, 2020 |
How were you able to ascertain that it was a witch that was tormenting you, and the dog was actually sent to you. Dogs naturally barks in mid night! |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Elove1: 9:09am On Mar 15, 2020 |
I once saw a dog in my dream and the dog pounce on me and bite my finger,only for me to wake up and saw the dog physically on top of me I shouted jesus, all of a sudden just like magic it disappeared in front of me, I notice a deep cut in that my finger with blood |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by skyfather09(m): 9:15am On Mar 15, 2020 |
liar |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by NaBanga: 9:15am On Mar 15, 2020 |
I believe many Nigerians are suffering from severe mental illness. Poverty and ignorance mixed with religion, has made many people mad. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by belcom10(m): 9:17am On Mar 15, 2020 |
The power of God is supreme. Faith is a virtue. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by skyfather09(m): 9:17am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Elove1:Haba why una dey lie like this now... if it was a cat, it would have been a little bit true. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by belcom10(m): 9:17am On Mar 15, 2020 |
The power of God is supreme |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Osidazz19: 9:17am On Mar 15, 2020*. Modified: 12:39pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
See the level of stupidity Nigerian Christians have been reduced to. A lot are just pure senseless and simple zombies walking around without an ounce of common sense. How dumb and retarded will you have to be to believe this trash just for a sec? I said it many years ago that the effects of brainwashing going on in Nigerian churches will have lasting impact that will effect the IQ of generations to come. Some said I was just talking trash. Nigeria is doomed with these kinds of brains. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 9:18am On Mar 15, 2020 |
You have a mental illness, paranoid schizophrenia. In a sane country, you and others like you would be in a mental institution. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Osidazz19: 9:19am On Mar 15, 2020 |
NaBanga:So very true. It's sad and pathetic. |
| Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Offpoint: 9:19am On Mar 15, 2020 |
EternalBeing:Lol, the innocent dog who has a better sight was seeing what you weren't seeing and was alerting you or the neighborhood.. today you're blaming the dog ![]() |
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