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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Barywhyte(m): 10:17am On Mar 15, 2020 |
DarkJeddi: It's those natural occurrences that powers above and below use to truncate and manage physical lives. You know nothing about such topics 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 10:29am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Barywhyte:Na so.. And who made you an authority on such events ? Even a madman has his interpretation of events,according to his perception.. 6 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:31am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Shibaraba:false! false!! false!!! readers please don't believe this false teaching,it will lead you to hell.@the bolded if you love GOD then do what he says. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 10:32am On Mar 15, 2020 |
GindoX:What exactly is it that I should pray not to encounter? Wet dreams? And being a Doctor does not preclude one being a brainwashed religious Fanatic.. 6 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by EternalBeing: 10:40am On Mar 15, 2020 |
barrypro:HalleluYAH! Thank you sir. Those that would like to understand more about spiritual dimension should read: https://www.nairaland.com/5736183/real-spiritual-awakening-occult-related 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DrObum(m): 10:42am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Oga, go see psychiatrist biko 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:48am On Mar 15, 2020 |
deavicky:This is how a mad man speaks |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:49am On Mar 15, 2020 |
You had victory in your dreams, that's your testimony right? Let me guess, you're a teenager. Correct? Nocturnal emission/ejaculation (wet dreams) is a normal developmental feature in males. And instead of blaming anyone for it, you should read up and understand things about yourself and your biological development. The country doesn't need another person living the delusion imposed by religion. Testimony of victory in a dream! Some of you guys are really insa.ne. You need help. EternalBeing: 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:52am On Mar 15, 2020 |
mrvitalis:.......No it isn't a joke.....what one doesn't know is bigger than him......there is more to this life than u obviously know 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by royal231(m): 10:55am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Innocent dog Don suffer 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Froshloaded: 10:57am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Op Abeg, I'm curious about sth. Which programming language did the witch use?? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Farki: 11:02am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Me looking through this thread and seeing people who actually believe this stuff. 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Aladdin1(m): 11:03am On Mar 15, 2020 |
JahBwoy:Not incubus pls.succubus attacks males and incubus attacks females.these spirits are known as sexual demons.they are commonly called spirit husbands and spirit wives.they are marine spirit demons but can be projected to a person by witches and wizards.but the greatest fact and testimony is that the devil is a defeatf foe.colosians 2:14-15. 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by GindoX(m): 11:06am On Mar 15, 2020 |
DarkJeddi: Not brainwashed oo, bro. It happened to him live and direct. Thank God for a man like Dr. Olukoya. Je later shared it as a testimony to warn other doctors that engage in abortion. Lols, live and direct! 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by ALABACONNECT(m): 11:08am On Mar 15, 2020 |
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Shyluck(m): 11:17am On Mar 15, 2020 |
[quote author=Slawormir post=87455056]Damnnnnn niggarr All these niggarzz ehnnnn Una go don reason too many things for day time See ehnnn Na wetin disturb you mind too much for day time Na im dey come as dream As a real niggarrr me nor dey believe in all these witches and programming story Na so them say witches dey press person for night Up till now i never experience that thing Bros na wetin dey give me joy be that Every morning i must drag am They do exist but you're sealed. That is why they can't penetrate you. Witches can't attack you if your spiritual doorway is not open. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by mrvitalis(m): 11:23am On Mar 15, 2020 |
toobusy:Bros nothing like that 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by poseidonsaiz(m): 11:24am On Mar 15, 2020 |
mrvitalis: Im afraid it wasn't.. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Zantofansy55: 11:25am On Mar 15, 2020 |
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Ramos16(m): 11:25am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Nigerians are the most ridiculous people ever. People like this is what caused that old woman to be burnt to death because someone said she uses mortuary water to cook, no evidence, just stupid personal assumptions 5 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 11:28am On Mar 15, 2020 |
the laff wey I dey laff now ehn. So people like this still exist haew this op ehn you no do biology for school, chai the ignorance in this world is so alarming make I laff small abeg. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 11:30am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Farki:I swear this is an insult to teachers. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by sesan85(m): 11:33am On Mar 15, 2020 |
EternalBeing:Summary of this hogwash: I'm a pea-brained, dimwitted, credulous, bible-thumping, superstitious, brainwashed, ill-educated, dunderheaded religious nutcase with sub-fairyfly level of intelligence. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 11:34am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Jbleenk:I swear I noticed also that it always happens when I lie down sideways so I stopped it. There are so many other things like this that happens, hearing loud bangs or seeing bright flashes of light. They are all illusions. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by PrinceMajestic: 11:36am On Mar 15, 2020 |
I dislike religious people except those in my family. Annoyingly dumb morons, I regret this time n space for commenting but I have express how I feel for this crap you've written 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by poseidonsaiz(m): 11:39am On Mar 15, 2020 |
From mine, I can agree on most of the deductions laid. I feel like I'm trapped in one right now. No irky stuff, but the lust comes hard when there's major breakthrough coming. I respect those recognise the problems in these, irrespective of how it presents itself; who fight this and conquer it through faith in Jesus because physically we are no match. So I'm still fighting temptations and believing I'll win mine. For your interior decor, Check out my signature.. Happy Sunday 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Neoteny7: 11:42am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Another Sunday, another self-deluded Bibler. 5 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Patrioticman007(m): 11:45am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Farki: Where is Father Freeze when you need him most ?. Come & see sheeple people harassing our weakened oooooo. Just because you retired doesn't mean you are tired Mr freeze. Imagine devil calling Kettle black.
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