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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Barywhyte(m): 10:17am On Mar 15, 2020
DarkJeddi:
Bone matter,no be today we came this world..


A religious Fanatic can read meaning into the most innocuous of events..


Wet dreams are a natural occurrence.


It's those natural occurrences that powers above and below use to truncate and manage physical lives.

You know nothing about such topics

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 10:29am On Mar 15, 2020
Barywhyte:



It's those natural occurrences that powers above and below use to truncate and manage physical lives.

You know nothing about such topics
Na so.. grin

And who made you an authority on such events ?

Even a madman has his interpretation of events,according to his perception.. undecided

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:31am On Mar 15, 2020
Shibaraba:
[s]I like drink, I like life, I party, I flex, I do all sorts of things
But......
I love God. And his son Jesus. Don't be intimidated by all the holier than though around you. E get one wey dey always quote me if I talk about punna, telling me I'll be judged, Hehehe, deputies of Jesus. Mind none of them. For no one still knows how the father allows people into heaven. None. The virgins only had lamps and oils. Them no say them fine or them wear one kind cloth. They only said they didn't have oil. Oil which is belief. For even of oil finish, and them wait, the bride groom for still carry them along.
Point is, don't be deterred, just believe in him, and you're good. For he said seek ye first the kingdom of God[/s].......
Love Jesus. That's all.
Peace
false! false!! false!!! readers please don't believe this false teaching,it will lead you to hell.@the bolded if you love GOD then do what he says.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 10:32am On Mar 15, 2020
GindoX:



I pray make you no experience like such... A live story was once shared how a doctor encountered demons. An unbeliever, na prayer warrior now
What exactly is it that I should pray not to encounter?

Wet dreams? shocked

And being a Doctor does not preclude one being a brainwashed religious Fanatic..

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by EternalBeing: 10:40am On Mar 15, 2020
barrypro:
Thank God you are saved.
HalleluYAH! Thank you sir.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DrObum(m): 10:42am On Mar 15, 2020
Oga, go see psychiatrist biko

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:48am On Mar 15, 2020
deavicky:
this is exactly how the devil will preach.
This is how a mad man speaks
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:49am On Mar 15, 2020
You had victory in your dreams, that's your testimony right?
Let me guess, you're a teenager. Correct?
Nocturnal emission/ejaculation (wet dreams) is a normal developmental feature in males. And instead of blaming anyone for it, you should read up and understand things about yourself and your biological development. The country doesn't need another person living the delusion imposed by religion.

Testimony of victory in a dream! Some of you guys are really insa.ne. You need help.


EternalBeing:
"Please, wake Christians up!" The Voice is not just to me, it to all of you woken by these writings. Wake others, play time is over! The End Time is already ending!

Advent of cell phones marked a new dawn. The line between the spiritual and physical is fast thinning out. Holy Spirit is grieved that many Christians are have been hoodwinked to think real Power is when a human being has attributes similar to the ones manifested by witches and wizards. Culture and traditions have largely influenced and limited our view and ability to maximize our privilege as seated with Christ far above all principalities as powers.

Those days when I was a baby Christian, I relocated to a new house. Everybody around the area were the nicest people have ever met in life. Soon after I moved into the house, I realized that at a particular time most nights, I will have sexual dream and woke up with damped underneath. This was so annoying because I couldn't even recall the dream most times. I managed to realize that it's a demonic attack, so I fasted till just 12:00pm and prayed that God should help me and show me what was happening. For the 3 days of the fasting I didn't see anything. Infact, the nonsense happened again on the 3rd day that I concluded the fasting.

Just when I thought God didn't hear let alone answer my prayer, on the 4th day, I don't know how I woke up around 2:30pm. I laid still to recall my dream and realized I was in the middled of the incubus dream again. After the romance, just as she climbed me I said no I won't! And that was when I woke up. But the real shocking thing is what happened next. I want all Christians reading this to know that we live by Faith not by sight. Those that Satan has initiated live by sight think they are powerful because they can see what other don't see by the help of the demons that enslave them for life. Walking by Faith is far more superior and powerful than walking by sight because it earns you respect of demons, Angels and everything in the Universe.

Those that sell their right of eternal Life to Satan, in this short life on this side of Eternity just because they want to be able to see into the spiritual realm, have really cheated themselves and their eternal glorious destinies as humans. Living by Faith in your CREATOR guarantee that HE'll reward us with our awaiting Immortality that HE promised us, it is more sensible than trading that eternal Life for shallow ability to see and interact with demons in this current temporary short life


So, as I thank God that I was able to resist that night and tried to go back to sleep. Something (that I now know to be Holy Spirit) made me feel like "if you sleep without dealing with the cause, you will still lose again". There and then, I realized I could hear a dog not too far barking in strange contact way. The barking has been going on before I woke up, and still continued. There is no kind of shouting or loud prayer that would ever physically be heard at the dog's distance. So, skeptically and most reluctantly, I felt like "what would I lose if I pray against the barking see if it stops". I just silently muttered prayer that "you the demonic lust programing dog, I command you to shut up in Jesus Name" And to my rudest shock, it stopped immediately!

I thought it was a mistake and I didn't pray for few days, the attack started again. So, I set my phone alarm to vibrate and wake at that particular time. Lo and behold, the demonic lists programming dog backing again! And as soon as I said Short prayer against it stopped. I was so mad that I declared 21days personal war vigil against it. And after that, for over 2 years that I lived there, I never here that strange dog barking again. HalleluYAH!
It was much later as I grow in Christ that I was able to identify that particular dog and the owner. Share you testimonies of Victories in Christ JESUS too, help build other Christians faith. "Iron sharpeneth Iron" Proverbs 27:17

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:52am On Mar 15, 2020
mrvitalis:
Lol this is a joke right ?
Mehn this is 2020 for heaven's sake
.......No it isn't a joke.....what one doesn't know is bigger than him......there is more to this life than u obviously know

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by royal231(m): 10:55am On Mar 15, 2020
Innocent dog Don suffer

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Froshloaded: 10:57am On Mar 15, 2020
Op Abeg,
I'm curious about sth.
Which programming language did the witch use?? grin grin

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Farki: 11:02am On Mar 15, 2020
Me looking through this thread and seeing people who actually believe this stuff.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Aladdin1(m): 11:03am On Mar 15, 2020
JahBwoy:
who no go no know.

some people might dispel the Op's admonition,

me too, until I experienced it live.

I do not dispute the fact that wet dreams can be natural

but belive me , there is a spirit called incubus, that appear to men in dreams, once it does, and have sex with you, you lose real life glossy opportunities.

Who no go , no know!

OP I dig you 100
Not incubus pls.succubus attacks males and incubus attacks females.these spirits are known as sexual demons.they are commonly called spirit husbands and spirit wives.they are marine spirit demons but can be projected to a person by witches and wizards.but the greatest fact and testimony is that the devil is a defeatf foe.colosians 2:14-15.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by GindoX(m): 11:06am On Mar 15, 2020
DarkJeddi:
What exactly is it that I should pray not to encounter?

Wet dreams? shocked

And being a Doctor does not preclude one being a brainwashed religious Fanatic..


Not brainwashed oo, bro. It happened to him live and direct. Thank God for a man like Dr. Olukoya. Je later shared it as a testimony to warn other doctors that engage in abortion.

Lols, live and direct!

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by ALABACONNECT(m): 11:08am On Mar 15, 2020
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Shyluck(m): 11:17am On Mar 15, 2020
[quote author=Slawormir post=87455056]Damnnnnn niggarr

All these niggarzz ehnnnn
Una go don reason too many things for day time

See ehnnn
Na wetin disturb you mind too much for day time
Na im dey come as dream

As a real niggarrr me nor dey believe in all these witches and programming story
Na so them say witches dey press person for night
Up till now i never experience that thing









Bros na wetin dey give me joy be that

Every morning i must drag am














They do exist but you're sealed. That is why they can't penetrate you. Witches can't attack you if your spiritual doorway is not open.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by mrvitalis(m): 11:23am On Mar 15, 2020
toobusy:
.......No it isn't a joke.....what one doesn't know is bigger than him......there is more to this life than u obviously know
Bros nothing like that

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by poseidonsaiz(m): 11:24am On Mar 15, 2020
mrvitalis:
Lol this is a joke right ?
Mehn this is 2020 for heaven's sake

Im afraid it wasn't..

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Ramos16(m): 11:25am On Mar 15, 2020
Nigerians are the most ridiculous people ever. People like this is what caused that old woman to be burnt to death because someone said she uses mortuary water to cook, no evidence, just stupid personal assumptions

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 11:28am On Mar 15, 2020
gringrin the laff wey I dey laff now ehn. So people like this still exist haew this op ehn you no do biology for school, chai the ignorance in this world is so alarming make I laff small abeg.gringrin

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 11:30am On Mar 15, 2020
Farki:
Me looking through this thread and seeing people who actually believe this stuff.
I sweargringringrin this is an insult to teachers.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by sesan85(m): 11:33am On Mar 15, 2020
EternalBeing:
"Please, wake Christians up!" The Voice is not just to me, it to all of you woken by these writings. Wake others, play time is over! The End Time is already ending!

Advent of cell phones marked a new dawn. The line between the spiritual and physical is fast thinning out. Holy Spirit is grieved that many Christians are have been hoodwinked to think real Power is when a human being has attributes similar to the ones manifested by witches and wizards. Culture and traditions have largely influenced and limited our view and ability to maximize our privilege as seated with Christ far above all principalities as powers.

Those days when I was a baby Christian, I relocated to a new house. Everybody around the area were the nicest people have ever met in life. Soon after I moved into the house, I realized that at a particular time most nights, I will have sexual dream and woke up with damped underneath. This was so annoying because I couldn't even recall the dream most times. I managed to realize that it's a demonic attack, so I fasted till just 12:00pm and prayed that God should help me and show me what was happening. For the 3 days of the fasting I didn't see anything. Infact, the nonsense happened again on the 3rd day that I concluded the fasting.

Just when I thought God didn't hear let alone answer my prayer, on the 4th day, I don't know how I woke up around 2:30pm. I laid still to recall my dream and realized I was in the middled of the incubus dream again. After the romance, just as she climbed me I said no I won't! And that was when I woke up. But the real shocking thing is what happened next. I want all Christians reading this to know that we live by Faith not by sight. Those that Satan has initiated live by sight think they are powerful because they can see what other don't see by the help of the demons that enslave them for life. Walking by Faith is far more superior and powerful than walking by sight because it earns you respect of demons, Angels and everything in the Universe.

Those that sell their right of eternal Life to Satan, in this short life on this side of Eternity just because they want to be able to see into the spiritual realm, have really cheated themselves and their eternal glorious destinies as humans. Living by Faith in your CREATOR guarantee that HE'll reward us with our awaiting Immortality that HE promised us, it is more sensible than trading that eternal Life for shallow ability to see and interact with demons in this current temporary short life


So, as I thank God that I was able to resist that night and tried to go back to sleep. Something (that I now know to be Holy Spirit) made me feel like "if you sleep without dealing with the cause, you will still lose again". There and then, I realized I could hear a dog not too far barking in strange contact way. The barking has been going on before I woke up, and still continued. There is no kind of shouting or loud prayer that would ever physically be heard at the dog's distance. So, skeptically and most reluctantly, I felt like "what would I lose if I pray against the barking see if it stops". I just silently muttered prayer that "you the demonic lust programing dog, I command you to shut up in Jesus Name" And to my rudest shock, it stopped immediately!

I thought it was a mistake and I didn't pray for few days, the attack started again. So, I set my phone alarm to vibrate and wake at that particular time. Lo and behold, the demonic lists programming dog backing again! And as soon as I said Short prayer against it stopped. I was so mad that I declared 21days personal war vigil against it. And after that, for over 2 years that I lived there, I never here that strange dog barking again. HalleluYAH!
It was much later as I grow in Christ that I was able to identify that particular dog and the owner. Share you testimonies of Victories in Christ JESUS too, help build other Christians faith. "Iron sharpeneth Iron" Proverbs 27:17
Summary of this hogwash: I'm a pea-brained, dimwitted, credulous, bible-thumping, superstitious, brainwashed, ill-educated, dunderheaded religious nutcase with sub-fairyfly level of intelligence.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 11:34am On Mar 15, 2020
Jbleenk:


What u called “witch pressing person for night” is actually called sleep paralysis and I have experienced it several time to the extent that I can initiate it myself if I want to.

Witch has got nothing to do with that.
I swear I noticed also that it always happens when I lie down sideways so I stopped it. There are so many other things like this that happens, hearing loud bangs or seeing bright flashes of light. They are all illusions.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by PrinceMajestic: 11:36am On Mar 15, 2020
I dislike religious people except those in my family. Annoyingly dumb morons, I regret this time n space for commenting but I have express how I feel for this crap you've written

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by poseidonsaiz(m): 11:39am On Mar 15, 2020
From mine, I can agree on most of the deductions laid. I feel like I'm trapped in one right now. No irky stuff, but the lust comes hard when there's major breakthrough coming. I respect those recognise the problems in these, irrespective of how it presents itself; who fight this and conquer it through faith in Jesus because physically we are no match. So I'm still fighting temptations and believing I'll win mine.





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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Neoteny7: 11:42am On Mar 15, 2020
Another Sunday, another self-deluded Bibler.

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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Patrioticman007(m): 11:45am On Mar 15, 2020
Farki:
Me looking through this thread and seeing people who actually believe this stuff.

Where is Father Freeze when you need him most ?.
Come & see sheeple people harassing our weakened oooooo. Just because you retired doesn't mean you are tired Mr freeze.

Imagine devil calling Kettle black.

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