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Didn't know witches were programmers tho...

Danzakidakura:
Christianity is not a religion its a way of life. So when you talk of religion hope not Christian included ?

What exactly are you high on?
I need it.

Shibaraba:
This is how a mad man speaks

don't be angry nah, I just said it the way it is.

Believe it or not but it doesn't change the fact that this experience is real.

Shibaraba:
I like drink, I like life, I party, I flex, I do all sorts of things
But......
I love God. And his son Jesus. Don't be intimidated by all the holier than though around you. E get one wey dey always quote me if I talk about punna, telling me I'll be judged, Hehehe, deputies of Jesus. Mind none of them. For no one still knows how the father allows people into heaven. None. The virgins only had lamps and oils. Them no say them fine or them wear one kind cloth. They only said they didn't have oil. Oil which is belief. For even of oil finish, and them wait, the bride groom for still carry them along.
Point is, don't be deterred, just believe in him, and you're good. For he said seek ye first the kingdom of God.......
Love Jesus. That's all.
Peace

you are highly delusional.. go read and study the bible well

onpoint69:
you are highly delusional.. go read and study the bible well

You that you read the Bible in and out is that how to talk to a person ?

EternalBeing:
"Please, wake Christians up!" The Voice is not just to me, it to all of you woken by these writings. Wake others, play time is over! The End Time is already ending!

Advent of cell phones marked a new dawn. The line between the spiritual and physical is fast thinning out. Holy Spirit is grieved that many Christians are have been hoodwinked to think real Power is when a human being has attributes similar to the ones manifested by witches and wizards. Culture and traditions have largely influenced and limited our view and ability to maximize our privilege as seated with Christ far above all principalities as powers.

Those days when I was a baby Christian, I relocated to a new house. Everybody around the area were the nicest people have ever met in life. Soon after I moved into the house, I realized that at a particular time most nights, I will have sexual dream and woke up with damped underneath. This was so annoying because I couldn't even recall the dream most times. I managed to realize that it's a demonic attack, so I fasted till just 12:00pm and prayed that God should help me and show me what was happening. For the 3 days of the fasting I didn't see anything. Infact, the nonsense happened again on the 3rd day that I concluded the fasting.

Just when I thought God didn't hear let alone answer my prayer, on the 4th day, I don't know how I woke up around 2:30pm. I laid still to recall my dream and realized I was in the middled of the incubus dream again. After the romance, just as she climbed me I said no I won't! And that was when I woke up. But the real shocking thing is what happened next. I want all Christians reading this to know that we live by Faith not by sight. Those that Satan has initiated live by sight think they are powerful because they can see what other don't see by the help of the demons that enslave them for life. Walking by Faith is far more superior and powerful than walking by sight because it earns you respect of demons, Angels and everything in the Universe.

Those that sell their right of eternal Life to Satan, in this short life on this side of Eternity just because they want to be able to see into the spiritual realm, have really cheated themselves and their eternal glorious destinies as humans. Living by Faith in your CREATOR guarantee that HE'll reward us with our awaiting Immortality that HE promised us, it is more sensible than trading that eternal Life for shallow ability to see and interact with demons in this current temporary short life

So, as I thank God that I was able to resist that night and tried to go back to sleep. Something (that I now know to be Holy Spirit) made me feel like "if you sleep without dealing with the cause, you will still lose again". There and then, I realized I could hear a dog not too far barking in strange contact way. The barking has been going on before I woke up, and still continued. There is no kind of shouting or loud prayer that would ever physically be heard at the dog's distance. So, skeptically and most reluctantly, I felt like "what would I lose if I pray against the barking see if it stops". I just silently muttered prayer that "you the demonic lust programing dog, I command you to shut up in Jesus Name" And to my rudest shock, it stopped immediately!

I thought it was a mistake and I didn't pray for few days, the attack started again. So, I set my phone alarm to vibrate and wake at that particular time. Lo and behold, the demonic lists programming dog backing again! And as soon as I said Short prayer against it stopped. I was so mad that I declared 21days personal war vigil against it. And after that, for over 2 years that I lived there, I never here that strange dog barking again. HalleluYAH!
It was much later as I grow in Christ that I was able to identify that particular dog and the owner. Share you testimonies of Victories in Christ JESUS too, help build other Christians faith. "Iron sharpeneth Iron" Proverbs 27:17

See this one and his ignorant ranting
Religion is the only problem in Nigeria. All this ignorant so-called over zealous christians that think they know but no nothing

The Op may not have used the proper topic for his write up, but the content is as real as reality. The fact that you are not experiencing it or don’t know about it doesn’t make it less factual. Only the blind ones claim to know so much, yet they know nothing going on around them. Some of you ignoramus are enjoying the grace God had place on your parents or grand parent that is why you don’t encounter such occurrences as stated by the Op. Thank God that there’s always a way out, and that is Jesus Christ. Gob bless!

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What's this trash on front page for cocksake!

relocate back to the village thats where u coming from shey

Have you guys experience something like this you can't move your body in the night but after a while you can.. it's like the room is fill up with light but you can't see it and you are aware and hearing strange noises but can't wake up and can't move your body but when you now woke up you won't see anything...

A 34 year old lady was just sworn in as the Prime.minister of one of the Scandinavian countriea. People have booked ticket to visit mars in the year 2022. Yet we are here battling with demons and witches. Tufiakwa!!

EasyBreezy:
I call bullshit on the antics of that despicable animal called dog as it seeks to ingratiate itself into the hearts of man by posturing as man's best friend. It is not man's best friend. It is man's worst enemy. Jesus is man's best friend. Out of all the animals God has made, this is the only animal that actively courts, woos and seduces man and seeks to always be next to man and be around man, in man's life, man's heart and man's space. No other animal (not even the cat, another evil animal) comes close in this aggressive endeavor by an animal to seduce the heart of man and be intimate with man. This animal has succeeded tremendously in seducing man's passion to the extent that many have become passionate dog evangelists, dog advocates and dog worshipers who will turn nasty and violent in defending the dog and its cause in man's world. Many Christian dog owners have fallen under the seduction of this animal and fawn and fuss over it in adoration and admiration, not realizing that they (and their exposed family members) are building soul ties with their dog. This soul ties becomes the spiritual pathway of hell into their lives for demonic visitations and infiltrations of spiritual filth through their dreams etc. Ignorance is bliss. The Bible says "My people perish for lack of knowledge". Satan is wreaking clandestine havoc on many Christians lives, polluting, diluting, and prostituting many glorious destinies through this hidden mysterious pathway.
There is reason for this mystery. The dog is the animal spirit of that fallen angel called Jezebel the Queen of Heaven who is the Antichrist, the second in command to Satan. Just as the meek and docile lamb is the animal spirit symbolically representative of Christ's meek and gentle nature at His first Coming (while the lion represents Him at His Second Coming as a fierce Conqueror), the sexually filthy, emotionally seductive and spiritually profane animal called dog is the animal spirit representing Jezebel the Queen of Heaven, the Antichrist. Jezebel is cunning, seductive, sexually immoral and is a bitch. The dog is cunning, seductive, sexually loose and is also a bitch,

Animals have spiritual symbolism, spiritual significance and are physical expressions of spiritual mysteries. Recall that dove is representative of the Holy Spirit (the Third Person of the Holy Trinity) while the serpent is representative of Satan (the First person godhead in the satanic trinity). The Satanic Trinity comprises of Satan, the Queen of heaven also known as the First Beast, and the False Prophet, also known as the Second Beast (listed in descending order of ranking). As the name Antichrist implies, this fallen angel assiduously counters, opposes, mimics and usurps the role, position and place of Christ in man's heart, man's life and man's world. It does all this through its earthly vessel and animal spirit, the dog. Just as Christ is second in command to God the Father, Jezebel the Antichrist is second in command to Satan the evil godhead. Just as Christ is presented in the Bible as Man's best friend who laid His life down for His friends (John 15:13), so is the dog presented by the kingdom of darkness as man's best friend. Just as Christ's role is that of man's emotional support, companion and protector, so are dogs now being presented as man's protectors and emotional support companions.
This counterfeit best fiend (deliberately misspelled) of man is not God's design for man as man's best friend. It is the clever work of the devil.

More biblical insights into the evil mystery of the dog:
The dog is the only animal specifically banned from entering the Kingdom of Heaven (Rev 22:15). Every and ALL reference to the dog in the bible always connotes negativity and evil. Look for the connection between Jezebel and the dog in 2Kings 9:10; 2Kings 9:35-36.
Why did dogs eat every part and all bones of Jezebel except her head, feet and her hands? Revelation 13:15-18 illuminates the answer and ties up all the connection between the dog, Jezebel and the Antichrist.
Let those who have ears hear.


CC: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J, Fynestboi

So in all the gibberish you wrote, God created an animal that would be evil to man. Has it not occurred to you that the negative connotation of a dog may be linked to Jewish mythology? May God help you all

DarkJeddi:
Every one had wet dreams..

It's a phase of life,but of course you religious fanatics always have to read meaning into everything..

You would rather have everyone think it is of the devil..

Step on a Cockroach and you would have us believe your enemies are after you..

Mtchwww..

A Coward dies a thousand times before his death..

Having wetting dreams when you're not in your puberty?

Having wet dreams with one lady visiting you every night to mess you up, and get you all wet and messed up every night and you wake up feeling miserable and exploited.

You might come here and pretend all is well because in your canality you don't know how to stop it, because you seem helpless whenever she comes in your dream.

Bros, continue living in denial whilst your virtues and destiny are messed, wasted and stolen from you. Continue living in denial till you're completely wasted.

dhammielare:
My Victory Story

I just finished my daily reading and praying with the bible so I sat at my chair and lay my head on my desk at work just to take a nap when I had this dream of myself having a plate of food in front of me, as I was about eating it someone brought another food to me asking me to leave the one in front of me and eat the one she brought . We started arguing like you must eat and it got to a stage I was like why argue with her? I just took the food in front of me and was about to eat when I woke up. Immediately I woke up did a little prayer about it and I just sat back on the chair and close my eyes, lo and behold I saw a hand bringing something to my mouth ti eat, I scrambled and almost fell on my sit cos I wasn't sleeping and it was broad daylight , I mean afternoon time.. Thank God I overcame that day.. Have seen so many things beyond the naturals in life that are even beyond my age and imaginations. This life we live is much more than what we are seeing.

There is something called false awakening in which you think that you are awake meanwhile you are still dreaming.That is probably what happened to you rather than a mysterious arm bringing a mysterious food

afroxyz:
A 34 year old lady was just sworn in as the Prime.minister of one of the Scandinavian countriea. People have booked ticket to visit mars in the year 2022. Yet we are here battling with demons and witches. Tufiakwa!!

Na dem.

It seems demons have infiltrated Nairaland, with command to ensure they deceive human to believe of nonexistent of demons, witches and their activities.

afroxyz:
So in all the gibberish you wrote, God created an animal that would be evil to man. Has it not occurred to you that the negative connotation of a dog may be linked to Jewish mythology? May God help you all

You have your own Bible. Conduct your own independent research.

GindoX:
Not brainwashed oo, bro. It happened to him live and direct. Thank God for a man like Dr. Olukoya. Je later shared it as a testimony to warn other doctors that engage in abortion.

Lols, live and direct!

Warn other doctors that engage in abortion? Has he been to Canada or england? The doctors in the west engage in abortion and have a better standard of living than most Nigerians. Nonsense. Go to Europe now.

EternalBeing:
"Please, wake Christians up!" The Voice is not just to me, it to all of you woken by these writings. Wake others, play time is over! The End Time is already ending!
ron" Proverbs 27:17

Many will laugh at this OP but this OP is exposing great truth!!! I corroborate this with my own years of countless vivid spiritual and real life experiences standing against the spirit of the dog and researching bibilical literature. And I am not even a religious dude in the slightest. The dog is a VERY VERY VERY dangerous animal y'all. This animal afflicted David so much he cried out to God ".....Deliver my soul from the power of the dog" (Psalm 22:20). People stop playing. The spirit of the dog is nothing to take lightly. Forget its physical facade. This animal is so spiritually deadly and highly destructive it should never be allowed to cohabit among human beings.

This despicable animal called dog seeks to ingratiate itself into the hearts of man by posturing as man's best friend. It is not man's best friend. It is man's worst enemy. Jesus is man's best friend. Out of all the animals God has made, this is the only animal that actively courts, woos and seduces man and seeks to always be next to man and be around man, in man's life, man's heart and man's space. No other animal (not even the cat, another evil animal) comes close in this aggressive endeavor by an animal to seduce the heart of man and be intimate with man. This animal has succeeded tremendously in seducing man's passion to the extent that many have become passionate dog evangelists, dog advocates and dog worshipers who will turn nasty and violent in defending the dog and its cause in man's world. Many Christian dog owners have fallen under the seduction of this animal and fawn and fuss over it in adoration and admiration, not realizing that they (and their exposed family members) are building soul ties with their dog. This soul ties becomes the spiritual pathway of hell into their lives for demonic visitations and infiltrations of spiritual filth through their dreams etc. Ignorance is bliss. The Bible says "My people perish for lack of knowledge". Satan is wreaking clandestine havoc on many Christians lives, polluting, diluting, and prostituting many glorious destinies through this hidden mysterious pathway.
There is reason for this mystery. The dog is the animal spirit of that fallen angel called Jezebel the Queen of Heaven who is the Antichrist, the second in command to Satan. Just as the meek and docile lamb is the animal spirit symbolically representative of Christ's meek and gentle nature at His first Coming (while the lion represents Him at His Second Coming as a fierce Conqueror), the sexually filthy, emotionally seductive and spiritually profane animal called dog is the animal spirit representing Jezebel the Queen of Heaven, the Antichrist. Jezebel is cunning, seductive, sexually immoral and is a bitch. The dog is cunning, seductive, sexually loose and is also a bitch,

Animals have spiritual symbolism, spiritual significance and are physical expressions of spiritual mysteries. Recall that dove is representative of the Holy Spirit (the Third Person of the Holy Trinity) while the serpent is representative of Satan (the First person godhead in the satanic trinity). The Satanic Trinity comprises of firstly Satan, secondly the Queen of heaven also known as the First Beast, and thirdly the False Prophet, also known as the Second Beast (listed in descending order of ranking). As the name Antichrist implies, this fallen angel assiduously counters, opposes, mimics and usurps the role, position and place of Christ in man's heart, man's life and man's world. It does all this through its earthly vessel and animal spirit, the dog. Just as Christ is second in command to God the Father, Jezebel the Antichrist is second in command to Satan the evil godhead. Just as Christ is presented in the Bible as Man's best friend who laid His life down for His friends (John 15:13), so is the dog presented by the kingdom of darkness as man's best friend. Just as Christ's role is that of man's emotional support, companion and protector, so are dogs now being presented as man's protectors and emotional support companions.
This counterfeit best fiend (deliberately misspelled) of man is not God's design for man as man's best friend. It is the clever work of the devil.

More biblical insights into the evil mystery of the dog:
The dog is the only animal specifically banned from entering the Kingdom of Heaven (Rev 22:15). Every and ALL reference to the dog in the bible always connotes negativity and evil. Look for the connection between Jezebel and the dog in 2Kings 9:10; 2Kings 9:35-36.
Why did dogs eat every part and all bones of Jezebel except her head, feet and her hands? Revelation 13:15-18 illuminates the answer and ties up all the connection between the dog, Jezebel and the Antichrist. If you don't believe, just do a search of the word "dog" in the Bible. Then study every scriptural verse referencing the word "dog'. Your eyes will split wide open.
Let those who have ears hear.


CC: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J, Fynestboi

Mizwisdom:
Lol, science says the world was created by a big bang and that our forefathers were Apes, why should I believe science over God?

Show us where they said our forefathers were apes.

We should instead believe God made us from mud and a black African like yourself came from adam and Eve.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarr

All these niggarzz ehnnnn
Una go don reason too many things for day time

See ehnnn
Na wetin disturb you mind too much for day time
Na im dey come as dream

As a real niggarrr me nor dey believe in all these witches and programming story
Na so them say witches dey press person for night
Up till now i never experience that thing









Bros na wetin dey give me joy be that

Every morning i must drag am

slawormir my guy always coming out tough with his damnn nigrrr slogan

1Dray:
Na dem.

It seems demons have infiltrated Nairaland, with command to ensure the deceive human to believe of nonexistent of demons, witches and their activities.

Keep battling demons while your peers are making great strides

EasyBreezy:
You have your own Bible. Conduct your own independent research.

So the bible is the base of all your conclusions? I shoudnt even waste my energy on you

afroxyz:
So the bible is the base of all your conclusions? I shoudnt even waste my energy on you

No sir. it is vivid real life personal experiences coupled with search for answers which led me to, among others, the Bible.

1Dray:
Having wetting dreams when you're not in your purberty?

Having wet dreams with one lady visiting you every night to mess you up, and get you all wet and messed up every night and you wake up feeling miserable and exploited.

You might come here and pretend all is well because in your canality you don't know how to stop it, because you seem helpless whenever she comes in your dream.

Bros, continue living in denial whilst your virtues and destiny are messed, wasted and stolen from you. Continue living in denial till you're completely wasted.

Having a lady visiting you in your dreams shows what you secretly desire!

Whatever is bothering you in your mind will come out in your dreams, didn't you know this?

You need to get laid abeg. I don't care what your religion says.

Whatever is in your subconscious, will appear in your dreams. You can't cheat nature. It is human nature to desire sex. I don't care what your religion say.

EasyBreezy:
Many will laugh at this OP but this OP is exposing great truth!!! I corroborate this with my own years of countless vivid spiritual and real life experiences standing against the spirit of the dog and researching bibilical literature. And I am not even a religious dude in the slightest. The dog is a VERY VERY VERY dangerous animal y'all. This animal afflicted David so much he cried out to God ".....Deliver my soul from the power of the dog" (Psalm 22:20). People stop playing. The spirit of the dog is nothing to take lightly. Forget its physical facade. This animal is so spiritually deadly and highly destructive it should never be allowed to cohabit among human beings.

This despicable animal called dog seeks to ingratiate itself into the hearts of man by posturing as man's best friend. It is not man's best friend. It is man's worst enemy. Jesus is man's best friend. Out of all the animals God has made, this is the only animal that actively courts, woos and seduces man and seeks to always be next to man and be around man, in man's life, man's heart and man's space. No other animal (not even the cat, another evil animal) comes close in this aggressive endeavor by an animal to seduce the heart of man and be intimate with man. This animal has succeeded tremendously in seducing man's passion to the extent that many have become passionate dog evangelists, dog advocates and dog worshipers who will turn nasty and violent in defending the dog and its cause in man's world. Many Christian dog owners have fallen under the seduction of this animal and fawn and fuss over it in adoration and admiration, not realizing that they (and their exposed family members) are building soul ties with their dog. This soul ties becomes the spiritual pathway of hell into their lives for demonic visitations and infiltrations of spiritual filth through their dreams etc. Ignorance is bliss. The Bible says "My people perish for lack of knowledge". Satan is wreaking clandestine havoc on many Christians lives, polluting, diluting, and prostituting many glorious destinies through this hidden mysterious pathway.
There is reason for this mystery. The dog is the animal spirit of that fallen angel called Jezebel the Queen of Heaven who is the Antichrist, the second in command to Satan. Just as the meek and docile lamb is the animal spirit symbolically representative of Christ's meek and gentle nature at His first Coming (while the lion represents Him at His Second Coming as a fierce Conqueror), the sexually filthy, emotionally seductive and spiritually profane animal called dog is the animal spirit representing Jezebel the Queen of Heaven, the Antichrist. Jezebel is cunning, seductive, sexually immoral and is a bitch. The dog is cunning, seductive, sexually loose and is also a bitch,

Animals have spiritual symbolism, spiritual significance and are physical expressions of spiritual mysteries. Recall that dove is representative of the Holy Spirit (the Third Person of the Holy Trinity) while the serpent is representative of Satan (the First person godhead in the satanic trinity). The Satanic Trinity comprises of firstly Satan, secondly the Queen of heaven also known as the First Beast, and thirdly the False Prophet, also known as the Second Beast (listed in descending order of ranking). As the name Antichrist implies, this fallen angel assiduously counters, opposes, mimics and usurps the role, position and place of Christ in man's heart, man's life and man's world. It does all this through its earthly vessel and animal spirit, the dog. Just as Christ is second in command to God the Father, Jezebel the Antichrist is second in command to Satan the evil godhead. Just as Christ is presented in the Bible as Man's best friend who laid His life down for His friends (John 15:13), so is the dog presented by the kingdom of darkness as man's best friend. Just as Christ's role is that of man's emotional support, companion and protector, so are dogs now being presented as man's protectors and emotional support companions.
This counterfeit best fiend (deliberately misspelled) of man is not God's design for man as man's best friend. It is the clever work of the devil.

More biblical insights into the evil mystery of the dog:
The dog is the only animal specifically banned from entering the Kingdom of Heaven (Rev 22:15). Every and ALL reference to the dog in the bible always connotes negativity and evil. Look for the connection between Jezebel and the dog in 2Kings 9:10; 2Kings 9:35-36.
Why did dogs eat every part and all bones of Jezebel except her head, feet and her hands? Revelation 13:15-18 illuminates the answer and ties up all the connection between the dog, Jezebel and the Antichrist. If you don't believe, just do a search of the word "dog" in the Bible. Then study every scriptural verse referencing the word "dog'. Your eyes will split wide open.
Let those who have ears hear.


CC: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J, Fynestboi

Pls tell me this is sarcasm?

lepasharon:
Pls tell me this is sarcasm?

The guy is on his way to an asylum. These are very mentally sick people.

Yomiie:
Have you guys experience something like this you can't move your body in the night but after a while you can.. it's like the room is fill up with light but you can't see it and you are aware and hearing strange noises but can't wake up and can't move your body but when you now woke up you won't see anything...

This one constantly happened to me then when I was nowhere related to Christ lifestyle talkless of been born again. The moment I surrender all my bad ways..womanizing and common sins to jesus he forgave me and cleans me.. if any man be in Christ he is a new creation..John 3v16 for God so loved the world...that was the word of that saved me.. no more oppresions and free for life.Thanks to jesus for giving us his holispirit money can not buy it as in the kind of peace, protection and joy in christ jesus is too more than the pleasure of sin which allow d devil to oppress.

lepasharon:
Pls tell me this is sarcasm?

No ma'am it aint. It is slam dunk smash it in yo face truth. And I am so un-religious, haven't stepped in a church in years and abhor the way organized religion is practiced these days. But please believe it, experience is the best teacher. Experience coupled with diligent research don't lie.

EasyBreezy:
No ma'am it aint. It is slam dunk smash it in yo face truth. And I am so un-religious, haven't stepped in a church in years and abhor the way organized religion is practiced these days. But please believe it, experience is the best teacher. Experience don't lie.

Pal, if you believe this stuff, you are seriously delusional.