Lamanii22:




Mad ooo.... You're highly appreciated... Welcome to my kingdom...

Lol

justnock:


Every yellow pawpaw lady is possessed...in the mind of an average Nigerian.

Let me tell you a story;
A friend of mine went to his church on Sunday morning. He sat beside a very pretty lady, in the church hall. He had a chat with the lady just before the service commenced properly. He asked her for her phone number but she said after the service. My homeboy was cool with that. He had fallen for her, already.
During the service, the man of God began praying and the lady started to manifest.
She fell to the floor and started rolling like a snake.
Question: If you were to be in my friend's shoes, would you still collect her phone number after the service?

never

Edojoma:


Bro from ur write up its crystal clear dat u av a spirit wife, its not common with guys sha..u av to ask ur mum d circumstances surrounding ur birth n if she did any sacrifice regarding it and also how u were dedicated....its not a big deal though, av seen people with cases beyond imagination n were delivered....ordinary prayer nor go do dis one ooo bros...d problem is u, d spirit wife doesn't want any gal around u, dey r always jealous... U must break d link by undoing wat anybody did on ur behalf, and d worst of it is dat u keep draining gals of their good luck and good fortunes whenever u sleep with dem without u knowing. Its not ur fault though...

Another one has come again with spirit wife. Begon Satan!!
I cast u back in the pits of hell!!

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I just love your candour, I have a feeling you're so pure at heart.

I know it might look odd, but I gotta say I love you.

How do you see the idea of a sweet, good natured Yoruba girl like you getting married to a very loving and romantic Igbo guy like me?

Chamber2000:
This happened in the year 2000 when I was in my finals in secondary school so check if I have time for those kids stuff

You're most probably a 37 year old man.

gozzlin:


I just love your candour, I have a feeling you're so pure at heart.

I know it might look odd, but I gotta say I love you.

How do you see the idea of a sweet, good natured Yoruba girl like you getting married to a very loving and romantic Igbo guy like me?

NL guys won't cease to amaze me.

Someone you know nothing about? Because she is friendly online and has a good dp, you want to marry her??

Anyways what do i know?

Kingsteve:
There was this girl I met back in the day.
saying she's the most beautiful is an understatement.
She was the definition of beauty and pretty combined.

One day, as I was walking down the street in my neighborhood, I saw her and made a move.

I approached her and started a chitchat.
As we were exchanging numbers, and my focus was on the screen of my phone, immediately I looked up to tell her I'd call her...
Lo and behold...what happened terrified me.

I saw her levitate!
Yes, right in front of me, she started ascending into heaven.

So many things came to my mind at once.
I thought the rapture had finally happened and I was left behind.
But no...as this girl was ascending, next thing, she grew wings and flew away like a bird.

It later dawned on me I probably met an angel.
pheew!

Lord lamber

I have had my fair share of really strange encounters with women but the strangest of them was a married woman with 3 kids who happens to be my neighbor knocked at my door at 2am and requested for sex,I was speechless,I have never made any pass,flirt or dirty comments to the lady,nor have I fvcked her before so okafors law is off,the lady is ugly and an introvert, doesn't talk much,I sat her down in my living room and tried to understand what can push a married woman from the bed she sleeping with her husband and kids to seek sex from a total stranger at 2 am, women are really complicated.

Edojoma:


Bro from ur write up its crystal clear dat u av a spirit wife, its not common with guys sha..u av to ask ur mum d circumstances surrounding ur birth n if she did any sacrifice regarding it and also how u were dedicated....its not a big deal though, av seen people with cases beyond imagination n were delivered....ordinary prayer nor go do dis one ooo bros...d problem is u, d spirit wife doesn't want any gal around u, dey r always jealous... U must break d link by undoing wat anybody did on ur behalf, and d worst of it is dat u keep draining gals of their good luck and good fortunes whenever u sleep with dem without u knowing. Its not ur fault though...

wlw thank you verymuch ill trace the root

Albertone:
NL guys won't cease to amaze me.

Someone you know nothing about? Because she is friendly online and has a good dp, you want to marry her??

Anyways what do i know?

You obviously take stuff on nairaland too seriously. Just run along now before you hurt yourself.

And yes, you know nothing.

gozzlin:


You obviously take stuff on nairaland too seriously. Just run along now before you hurt yourself.

And yes, you know nothing.

That was a good attempt at wooing.But who could have thought it was only a joke.



Hope you're not trying to defend yourself by claiming you weren't serious with it?

Kekereekun123:
once meet a fine yellow babe at a wedding. she gave me lift back as our area no far my friend actually said i she lives near me. we exchanged numbers and begin chatting on BBM then. got to know she was lonely and guys used to be intimidated by her. fast forward to 5 months later i began to go to her house, she lived alone her fam was based in ibadan but she came to lagos for work. we then began to sec chat i used to make mouth about how i would suck her till she cums and all. the d day it would happen we romanced and kissed and i took off the pant. i started to perceive dead rat/fish. i was like chimo wetin be this. i went back to romancing and told her it was too soon. i later told her on chat what happened she denied having pussy odour and later blocked me. since then i have phobia for tall fair ladies o

That's what we call Bacteria Vaginosis

internationalman:
I Currently have this very nice homely girl, but out of the blue I just suddenly lost interest in her. Though she is yet to know she's dating herself.

Girls easily fall in love with me... The problem is I tend to like them more when they are not too into me.

The moment I realize she's all into me is the moment I start losing interest..

That's my experience so far with girls..

We're in the same shoes bro. Got this girl even elderly men are dragging with me (and I'm not dragging shii).. I just lost interest in her as soon as I was sure she was crazy into me....................... I like them more when they're not so into me, maybe its becaat this stage, they're not always trying too hard to please me..... I seem to hate anything that seems like ass licking.

Probably the day I'll meet a lady that'll argue with me, have her own ideas and points and can hold them and not be so quick to please me, maybe I'll stay in a relationship for long.



Girl doesn't know she's dating herself yet though

Kingsteve:
There was this girl I met back in the day.
saying she's the most beautiful is an understatement.
She was the definition of beauty and pretty combined.

One day, as I was walking down the street in my neighborhood, I saw her and made a move.

I approached her and started a chitchat.
As we were exchanging numbers, and my focus was on the screen of my phone, immediately I looked up to tell her I'd call her...
Lo and behold...what happened terrified me.

I saw her levitate!
Yes, right in front of me, she started ascending into heaven.

So many things came to my mind at once.
I thought the rapture had finally happened and I was left behind.
But no...as this girl was ascending, next thing, she grew wings and flew away like a bird.

It later dawned on me I probably met an angel.
pheew!

Are u serious or u re just kidding

justnock:


Every yellow pawpaw lady is possessed...in the mind of an average Nigerian.

Let me tell you a story;
A friend of mine went to his church on Sunday morning. He sat beside a very pretty lady, in the church hall. He had a chat with the lady just before the service commenced properly. He asked her for her phone number but she said after the service. My homeboy was cool with that. He had fallen for her, already.
During the service, the man of God began praying and the lady started to manifest.
She fell to the floor and started rolling like a snake.
Question: If you were to be in my friend's shoes, would you still collect her phone number after the service?

After u roll finish I go collect the number... Omo cele I am used to stuffs like that

Believe it or not, just add it to your bank of knowledge

With just a glance I can identify a mami water(a lady possesd wt marine spirits), I have never had a normal gf, all my gfs are possessed with marine spirits, I don't know why they are attracted to me but it's just my luck
As I was strolling yesterday in my area I saw a married lady she's a queen in her fratstanding in front of her house and was wondering why she refuses to help her husband financially immediately she waved to me and I waved bck and continue my journey
Let me teach you something
If you want to break connection with your spiritual wife, just buy sweet and biscuits go to a nearby river in the morning and say a prayer that here is my replacement free my soul although you will need a spiritual man to complete the process for you but that will buy you some time

How do I know this thing?
Maybe I'm a king amongst queen

kponkedenge:
I've only had one weird friendship (cos I won't really call it a relationship), the matter too long abeg, I don't have the time to start typing everything. The 'weird' stuff was just an obsession she had with me, it turned quite dangerous at some point.... Thank God I managed to escape it.

bro tell us na mention when you're done

drnoel:


One wonders how u can believe in the Bible and it's words and still be talking about mermaids? Shows how really sick u are. "Therefore, rid urself of all malice and all deceit, hypocrisy, envy and slander of every kind"- 1Peter2:1.
What u are doing is slandering the evil one. Go and read book of Jude 1:8-10. "For such people are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ"- 2Corinthians 11:13.
U obviously don't know the scriptures.

so what does the Bible mean by "we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against principalities and power at high places"?

DonMekino:


so what does the Bible mean by "we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against principalities and power at high places"?

Does not mean mermaid

Iceyjay:
With the way you look like mammy water, well I have to reason to be scared since you said you are not. how are you doing?

You just want to waste your Mummsy’s prayers..
You want her to repeat the 40 Days midnight she just ended and start another one because of puna...
You might not come out of this one to tell your story...

skylane:
What about guys none with any? Well guys are not left out,dated alot of girls,the ones i come to really love always tell me about weird dreams they have,about 6 different girls/ladies gave me almost the same experience,mostly a beautiful tall lady with gold jewelries cowries and long hair longer than her waist,always appear to them some in dream some trance,warning them to stay away from me,and she wears a golden mini crown,infact one i can remember 2012,this girl so inlove with me,and the funny thing is we never met,it was a 2go love that grew strong,a month to our relationship she started telling seeing a lady s(same description with others)use to issue her warnings in dream,but i used to brush it away,,there was even a day this my girl took her bath wanting to apply cream on her body,she bolted the door to her room,only for her to see the door open by someone and lo n behold that wierd lady in her dreams has come to her in reality,gave her final warning n left shuting the door,this my gurl baffled stood up to check the door if it wasnt bolted but suprisingly it was bolted no explaination how the lady cane in n went out,
When she told me i was scared as hell,but still our love grew stronger,only for one night we were on midnight call,and suddenly i heard my baby screaming,please go away leave me leave ne!!! Before i know no sound i heard like a body fell down and shes alone in her room,i called n called but no response,it was later till the next afternoon i got a call from her younger sis that my babe was in coma in the hospital,that she was muttering my name n begging for her life occasionally,she was in coma for 24 hrs.i just had to go outside under a tree and started begging they release her,and not up to 5mins a call came through ,thst she has regain consciousness,and was even scared to talk to me,she only told me later that she was kidnapped taken to sea n dealt with,that was how i had to let her go,but she refused telling me details,the one am dating of recent just told me about a strange girl warning her in her dreams,last month and am just confused right now

Sit down in a quite place and call the spirit lady in question. Ask her questions in your mind and you'll be amazed with the responses you'll get.

Muchmore024:

Are u serious or u re just kidding

Tell me, what do you think?

skylane:
What about guys none with any? Well guys are not left out,dated alot of girls,the ones i come to really love always tell me about weird dreams they have,about 6 different girls/ladies gave me almost the same experience,mostly a beautiful tall lady with gold jewelries cowries and long hair longer than her waist,always appear to them some in dream some trance,warning them to stay away from me,and she wears a golden mini crown,infact one i can remember 2012,this girl so inlove with me,and the funny thing is we never met,it was a 2go love that grew strong,a month to our relationship she started telling seeing a lady s(same description with others)use to issue her warnings in dream,but i used to brush it away,,there was even a day this my girl took her bath wanting to apply cream on her body,she bolted the door to her room,only for her to see the door open by someone and lo n behold that wierd lady in her dreams has come to her in reality,gave her final warning n left shuting the door,this my gurl baffled stood up to check the door if it wasnt bolted but suprisingly it was bolted no explaination how the lady cane in n went out,
When she told me i was scared as hell,but still our love grew stronger,only for one night we were on midnight call,and suddenly i heard my baby screaming,please go away leave me leave ne!!! Before i know no sound i heard like a body fell down and shes alone in her room,i called n called but no response,it was later till the next afternoon i got a call from her younger sis that my babe was in coma in the hospital,that she was muttering my name n begging for her life occasionally,she was in coma for 24 hrs. i just had to go outside under a tree and started begging they release her, and not up to 5mins a call came through ,thst she has regain consciousness,and was even scared to talk to me,she only told me later that she was kidnapped taken to sea n dealt with,that was how i had to let her go,but she refused telling me details,the one am dating of recent just told me about a strange girl warning her in her dreams,last month and am just confused right now

Hahahahaha! Mr. Papiwater! Let me tell you something! I was in your case, even the one I engaged physically had to leave me but the fact remains this, you can't still involve yourself in immorality, sleeping around, watching pornography, masturbating, fornicating and expect the water entity not to have a grip on you! You see you should wake up and fight hence they destroy you completely, wreck you financially and make you useless to your self, the earlier the better. Don't think one gal or queen in the sea loves you and making moves on you the thief cometh to kill, steal and destroy, they are after something unique that you possess, it's when you die finish that your eye go clear!! Wake up and fight them in prayers, stop begging them else they will make your life miserable! Even the gal queen coming to you was sent by higher powers in the sea that reports to their oga the devil! When a gal I fell in love with was telling me stories of how someone was threatening her in a dream to live me alone, I was mad cos I wasn't ready to loose her so I went into terrible war prayers against the spirit queen or whatever she calls herself, the dream I had that night was war and that's why I'm enjoying some peace of mind now, although they still try to make moves and all they could do now is to accuse me of what I don't even know of, and cause war and when I woke up I pick up my Psalms and fire them back!! No time to say no time, if the queen gal is bold enough she should come physically maybe I can consider her for marriage.
Don't be spiritually weak to her or for them, lest they take you as a prisoner and ruin your life, that's my one cent advice for you.

My present babe, also had this spirit spouse shit! Although we ain't going to marry due to som things. Na so the guy came with thousands of demons against me for dream o, came to my place, I told someone to open the door for them and let them in, they thought I would be afraid and be begging lolz, na so the guy started questioning me what I'm doing with her gal, bla bla bla, I remained unshaken, you know how many thousands of demons I fight every night lolz, he kept inspecting my place and then left with his legions. I questioned my babe if she has any spirit spouse issue like that she first denied, then later told me that attimes someone used to make love to her in dreams! Now I get, I've been there but I'm too strong for them, dey no reach rara.

I met this extremely pretty, slim, young, decent and not too intelligent girl called petyprincess. we had a one night stand and at the process of swallowing my cum, she burst my balls. I was at LUTH for 30days . What a bad experience

GreatResearcher:
I met this extremely pretty, slim, young, decent and

What is this rubbish? Please don't make me mad o, if what your ex did still have a mark on you please don't involve me o

drnoel:


Does not mean mermaid

they are fraught with powers of their own, forget the name, what's important is the power they control

drnoel:


Another one has come again with spirit wife. Begon Satan!!
I cast u back in the pits of hell!!

U try to believe whatever u wanna believe, don't shove ur belief n perspective down my throat.. If u don't believe OK for u, just waka pass.. Don't av time for rubbish n naive arguments...

U r not required or compelled to understand such things...D brother I quoted knows wat I'm saying but u won't...its not ur fault either its just ur belief..

GreatResearcher:
I met this extremely pretty, slim, young, decent and not too intelligent girl called petyprincess. we had a one night stand and at the process of swallowing my cum, she burst my balls. I was at LUTH for 30days . What a bad experience

U r fucking kidding me,,are u serious bro??

Edojoma:



U r fucking kidding me,,are u serious bro??

Please don't mind him o, he has been mentioning me since morning,have never met him in my life!!
Greatresearcher it seems you want me to expose your fraudulent wife abi?

Petyprincess:

Please don't mind him o, he has been mentioning me since morning,have never met him in my life!!
Greatresearcher it seems you want me to expose your fraudulent wife abi?

Hahahaha someone cannot play with u?

GreatResearcher:
Hahahaha someone cannot play with u?

What kind of play is that? please what have i done wrong that you keep on mentioning me? Just tell me nw so i can apologize