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luminouz:
Lmaoooo....I've heard of such too and I wonder why calabar gehs love huge dicks.

U may be a grower you know or did she see you fully erect? Surely the dick is 6 inches and above?


Women are not physical but emotional fighters. What they said is designed to wound u psychologically. Here is how to handle such comments next time.

1. Direct attack: can you blame me? Every dick is small to a borehole pussy na. As you fine reach and young too,see the kind bottomless hole you get between your legs.

OR

You get body,mouth and pussy odour. My dick hates odours...I know body odour can't be cured,but at least go to a lab to fix the pussy odour naaaa...my dick shrank because of it.

This approach is a mudafvcker!!! Most girls can dish out but never take in. Trust me,you'll hit her harder than she hits you.

2. Indirect attack: I have been with other women and they never complained,are you sure you don't mess around or why is it that you think my dick can't satisfy you? Are u cheating on me?

This will cause her to rethink her assessment of you,that is if she cares about you. If she doesn't, this method won't work because she already doesn't have a conscience

3. Indifference: Look at her fixedly for a moment and burst out laughing. Nothing flummoxes a girl more than a guy who laughs her insults off.
The only way you can pull this off is if you laugh heartily,not forced laugh. I can't teach you this. Just know that the thing pain the babe die and if you can pull off a hearty laugh,you don win hands down.



N.B: I need to really do a calabar gurl and find out why the obsession with horse prick.


#luminouznuggets#

TkhGuy:
Na wayward girl you be na, that apology is unmerited, mother hardly use such word on their daughter that's very obedient and loyal

swoopiness:
Are you Nigerian??

African parents never apologize

Sacrosanct12:
sorry to say,but I might never have the heart to forgive.

TkhGuy:
My uncle told me that if I continued to perform poorly theoretically in my exams while in technical school days, that I will end up living from wall to wall, I was 17 when he said that to me, I cried to my mom giving her details, my mom comforted me n gave me assurance to never give in, assuring me that he is not my God, I am terrible with maths, chemistry, but not with skills and flairs,

Before I graduated, I was the best building drawing student in FSTC Otukpo benue state, best fine artist in the school, and among the 2 top 2 best electrician in my department and fstc that year, as well a creative designers back then,

presently I am doing better financially than those who have A1 during my school days, may his soul rest in peace, I was crying bitterly when he passed away by terrible car crash, my pain is, he didn't leave long enough to see that his disappointment in me is my appointment by God, who makes my bank account go green.

I am sharing this with you guys to inspire you not miss a shot at both sides, if you are not good in theories and conjectures, be a practical wizard, Edison or Robert Bosch,

The second I was toasting a girl, after much, she flows with me like we are on the same page, i asked for her number, and she said when i come next time, i changed the music and flow with her to the point that she is now on the same page with me, yet again i asked for her number n this time there is another girl with us, her friend, she repeat, when you cone next time, I smile then gave her two weeks, while coming back, I was with my s8, s7 edge and s7 active,
Girls are quite to spot expensive gadgets, I asked her to get me card of 3k make me a transfer of 50k into another account,
but never asked her of her number,
next time, she saw me with my car to make cash deposits, of 100k and went away without asking for her number, the othrr time, she caught me in a high lander SUV Tinted, and this time she is doing the chasing, I am doing the running,

The poor thing about girls is, they are too quick to show off thier ego to humiliate guys, but if you can turn that table against her, she will get hurted pretty bad than you felt and will start pushing for reconciliation but don't..
Even if you want to, I recommend just use her like twice then dump her for another.

Agaz25:
I approached this girl, told her to spare me some minutes with her.. She agreed I was like (Waw this wan Don enter) I was talking, doing the talking alone; so I asked, why aren't you responding and she was like, I should carry on, so I continued.
After some time, she asked me "you done talk finish"
Me(smilling and full of confidence) = yeah
Nah so the girl start for public = "woooooo, you no dey shame woooh, first time Wey you see person you kun dey toast am, Nah so you dey toast you mama mate.
Brothers and sisters, you need to see the crowd; I look like someone that was accused of stealing iPhone o, to the point that I was looking for the person the lady was shouting at, And asking her what is wrong

Ever since then, I no dey try public wooing again or road side stuffs... That was the most embarrassing day of my life

After two days, I went to see a friend - only to hear two children whispering - "SEE THAT BROTHER WEY DEM DEY TELL YOU NO DEY SHAME"

Maryjane001:
It was back then in secondary school. I had this class teacher who liked intelligent students and disliked the others esp those at the bottom like me....
I didn't know y tho...

I recall a day she gathered the whole class and was talking Abt her past life in d University. D next thing, Aunty turned to me and started comparing me to the highly intelligent ones. I was used to it, she insulting me in front of the whole class was nothing new. But dat day she bore a hole in my heart when she said...
"She prays never to give birth to a child like me with no brains and anti-social attitude like me. If she could turn d hands of time, dat her son/daughter would marry one of the intelligent ones in our class and not end up like me. She even called me a hermit crab and talked about quiet people having mouth odor"
Omo dat day eh, my classmates taunted me,I went to the back and cried, then cried d remaining at home. I never told my parents cuz they had stopped asking Abt whatever happened in xkul and were busy hustling so we could eat.
But guess what? She taught us biology, ND I scored 94/100 in Jamb biology.
She had a negative impact on my life and sadly it still affects me till today....
Even a day before yesterday, a guy told me to my face dat I had potentials but I just lacked self confidence...

Rhymer2020:
chaii! as you fine, huge reach na dis small prick you com get?? was Soo embarrassed that it took me up to a month to get over it.



fear Calabar girls, the love horse type of prick

doctore212:
Your Dick is small.
My brother, I didn't eat for 2 days.

Albertone:
I almost shed tears reading this.

I guess you haven't forgiven her but please do if you haven't.

I wish i could give you advice on how to have self confidence but i too lack self confidence

But in all, surround yourself with good people that give you positive vibes

Maryjane001:
I v forgiven her long ago but it z something I can't forget .
Seriously, parents need to go out of their way and listen or ask Abt d child's daily activities. The child might be a bully or be a victim of bulliness from another student or teacher. My parents were not aware dat every single day I came back with fresh insults from my teacher.....lol.

Maryjane001:
It was back then in secondary school. I had this class teacher who liked intelligent students and disliked the others esp those at the bottom like me....
I didn't know y tho...

I recall a day she gathered the whole class and was talking Abt her past life in d University. D next thing, Aunty turned to me and started comparing me to the highly intelligent ones. I was used to it, she insulting me in front of the whole class was nothing new. But dat day she bore a hole in my heart when she said...
"She prays never to give birth to a child like me with no brains and anti-social attitude like me. If she could turn d hands of time, dat her son/daughter would marry one of the intelligent ones in our class and not end up like me. She even called me a hermit crab and talked about quiet people having mouth odor"
Omo dat day eh, my classmates taunted me,I went to the back and cried, then cried d remaining at home. I never told my parents cuz they had stopped asking Abt whatever happened in xkul and were busy hustling so we could eat.
But guess what? She taught us biology, ND I scored 94/100 in Jamb biology.
She had a negative impact on my life and sadly it still affects me till today....
Even a day before yesterday, a guy told me to my face dat I had potentials but I just lacked self confidence...

Albertone:
yeah but you can't blame them. The problem of running around to look for money to meet needs is already enough problem as they may not have a settled mind.
I'm glad you've forgiven her.

If i may ask, are you still introverted and extremely reserved like before?

DaddyRochie1642:
I can Swear with my Balls an Ashawo told you this ... I laugh in Spanish

Maryjane001:
It was back then in secondary school. I had this class teacher who liked intelligent students and disliked the others esp those at the bottom like me....
I didn't know y tho...

I recall a day she gathered the whole class and was talking Abt her past life in d University. D next thing, Aunty turned to me and started comparing me to the highly intelligent ones. I was used to it, she insulting me in front of the whole class was nothing new. But dat day she bore a hole in my heart when she said...
"She prays never to give birth to a child like me with no brains and anti-social attitude like me. If she could turn d hands of time, dat her son/daughter would marry one of the intelligent ones in our class and not end up like me. She even called me a hermit crab and talked about quiet people having mouth odor"
Omo dat day eh, my classmates taunted me,I went to the back and cried, then cried d remaining at home. I never told my parents cuz they had stopped asking Abt whatever happened in xkul and were busy hustling so we could eat.
But guess what? She taught us biology, ND I scored 94/100 in Jamb biology.
She had a negative impact on my life and sadly it still affects me till today....
Even a day before yesterday, a guy told me to my face dat I had potentials but I just lacked self confidence...

Maryjane001:
I m quite better than B4. Then I had a clique consisting of three gals. We were always seen together, they had their own fair share of insults too but not compared to mine. Plus then, I was just too emotional.

DonMekino:
in the case of that ur uncle, it might no

doctore212:
Your Dick is small.

My brother, I didn't eat for 2 days.

TkhGuy:
you are absolutely wrong about that miscarriage thoughtlessness about me from NY late uncle, his analysis can be applicable if I am a dummy from day one, which I am not,

Do not use that measure to correct your kids if you have any,

The brain we have ain't meant for just one path of life like theories or conjectures like my own, maybe yours dimmed fit, as such you don't expect everyone to follow the same track

Maryjane001:
It was back then in secondary school. I had this class teacher who liked intelligent students and disliked the others esp those at the bottom like me....
I didn't know y tho...

I recall a day she gathered the whole class and was talking Abt her past life in d University. D next thing, Aunty turned to me and started comparing me to the highly intelligent ones. I was used to it, she insulting me in front of the whole class was nothing new. But dat day she bore a hole in my heart when she said...
"She prays never to give birth to a child like me with no brains and anti-social attitude like me. If she could turn d hands of time, dat her son/daughter would marry one of the intelligent ones in our class and not end up like me. She even called me a hermit crab and talked about quiet people having mouth odor"
Omo dat day eh, my classmates taunted me,I went to the back and cried, then cried d remaining at home. I never told my parents cuz they had stopped asking Abt whatever happened in xkul and were busy hustling so we could eat.
But guess what? She taught us biology, ND I scored 94/100 in Jamb biology.
She had a negative impact on my life and sadly it still affects me till today....
Even a day before yesterday, a guy told me to my face dat I had potentials but I just lacked self confidence...

SkinnyDude:
but do you have mouth odour ?

seanwilliam:
Hmmmm, mehn it was when I was in school.. I one go buy foodstuff from one alaja like that . People plenty there oo and I waited for all of dem to go.. naso I look for a pick up line and ask alaja to sell rice half Derica and ingredients say I go give am Money the next day .. naso the woman phone ring inside shop, I don dey happy say e don set.. Las Las she come meet me outside dey shout say ," shey u no get mama ni? Na me send you come school? Mehn I one cry, and na dat time guys dey come from football viewing center oo.. I just man up , go dey cry for my room




.

The second one was the day my elder brother told me I was useless
The third and the most painful was the day a guy broke shame in front of ETF say I dress like aboki.. mehn , I one die that day...

The next one was the day I enter yemisi room to steal indomie, naso the girl dey curse , I later tell am say na me and the girl almost kill me with curse.


The next one was when I had no money to pay for house rent, and I dey run from baba landlord, as I was about to enter the bq, I never knew the man was behind me, naso he locked me from back and dragged me outside, shout on top of his voice say i be ONIJIBITI( is like a thief).. naso him wife dey beg am on my behalf...

All these happened like 2 years ago except my brother own..
I pay the baba landlord when I begin dey pick and I dey send him tips time to time self.. so the day I went to the area, naso the baba see me come dey hail me , you would not believe this man later gave me the key to his room to crash that day till I left the second day ... money is good..
.


Another one was when one guy collext my crush, hahahah, I never game that time and the guy fresh pass me, naso the girl tell me say " double your husle"
I have many stories jare.. but the one wey pain me pass na dat ETF own.. I thank God atleast I dey ok SMALL now

Maryjane001:
Lol...no
I think she was explaining a topic in biology, then she dived into medical conditions of the mouth. She mentioned Halitosis and was like quiet people mostly have Halitosis
NB: Halitosis is mouth odour

SkinnyDude:
no problem.. just let everything go..

Maryjane001:
It was back then in secondary school. I had this class teacher who liked intelligent students and disliked the others esp those at the bottom like me....
I didn't know y tho...

I recall a day she gathered the whole class and was talking Abt her past life in d University. D next thing, Aunty turned to me and started comparing me to the highly intelligent ones. I was used to it, she insulting me in front of the whole class was nothing new. But dat day she bore a hole in my heart when she said...
"She prays never to give birth to a child like me with no brains and anti-social attitude like me. If she could turn d hands of time, dat her son/daughter would marry one of the intelligent ones in our class and not end up like me. She even called me a hermit crab and talked about quiet people having mouth odor"
Omo dat day eh, my classmates taunted me,I went to the back and cried, then cried d remaining at home. I never told my parents cuz they had stopped asking Abt whatever happened in xkul and were busy hustling so we could eat.
But guess what? She taught us biology, ND I scored 94/100 in Jamb biology.
She had a negative impact on my life and sadly it still affects me till today....
Even a day before yesterday, a guy told me to my face dat I had potentials but I just lacked self confidence...

Bluezy13:
What steps have you taken to combat the last of self confidence ??

Maryjane001:
Good question I must confess.....
I read books on self-help.
I payed less attention to what people say Abt me
Formerly I tot that I wasn't good in anything until I discovered my long lost passion.... Writing. Despite the fact, I was a below average student way back in school.....I was extremely good at writing. Many art teachers then were disappointed when I moved to Sciences in SS1. I aced all Commercial and Arts courses but in my Sciences I was having B's, C's, ND D's. But my love for medicine blinded me....I guess.
Tho I didn't get medicine, I m actually studying what I don't like(seriously) but I m working on my passions full-time