DropsMic:


Back then, whenever they pressured me i don't complain, what i did was follow them to church sit directly in front or behind them then press my phone all through the service

Slawormir:


And the law of weed says if you smoke am the first time and the weed nor shake you but make you hungry then know say your biological father don first smoke am before

Sermwell:
I love my parents so much from the depths of my heart!! But my dad is a chronic gambler which I hate so much about him. he has been doing this for like over 20yrs now. We have sat him down to talk to him on several occasions but he refused to stop, even when my mum threatened to leave. I send 70k for both of them every month(40k for dad and 30k for mum)since December but my dad squanders his own in less than 2 weeks and be disturbing my mum for money.
Now I just sent them for the month of March but this time around, it is 50k for mum and dad 20k. I will continue reducing his own share and even eventually stop giving him if he continues to gamble.
As for my mum, she's the best woman in the world!(No flatteries). She's peaceful, calm, respectful, beautiful and most of all, lover of God. She's both a good mother to all of us and a good wife to my dad. I have been trying to find fault in my mum but cannot. My mum's kind are very rare. I say this with all sense of honesty!!


abeg give my mum some likes jare!! lol.

lilyheaven:
Come and watch African magic Epic with my mother
She will be narrating and asking questions at the same time.
Hereee! See this wicked woman, this Patience ozokwa, very wicked , I knew it yes , I'm sure etc . She will be shouting ontop of her voice,
Haaaa! This man did it oooooo
Is he not the one?
What happened? Did you just see that?
Hmmmm,
You will get tired of listening to her, because you won't even understand what is happening in the movie again.
If it's the part they are crying she will cry more than the berived, she watches movies with all her might

Bruno3000:
are u not tired of corona virus news?

atikubaba:
My Mum (May Allah forgive her trespasses ) was too nice,this trait I picked from her but it is affecting me so much.

holocron:



I hesitate to bust your bubble, but...be very careful. Try and do a careful and independent investigation of this your dad's alleged money squandering before you conclude. Women are known to be very manipulative-including our dear mothers, unfortunately. For all you know the facts of the matter may be a complete reversal. Because women are loathe to give money to their husbands, whereas it is instinctive for a man to give to his wife.

Humanoid01:
Lol.

My mum is a specialist in sending people on errands. She can literally call you all the way from your room or anywhere a bit far from her to help her get something she could just stand up and get. Damn! It pisses the crap out of me.

NairaMaster1:


God bless you baby.

All these ones calling their parents names are cursed children, mostly Jambites, corpers and unemployed.

bizzibodi:
1.Ma dad nag alot,he is very fastidious he can even blame somebody for die naturally...he once blame me for a boy that died from electrocution....he was quite sure i shld have been d one b/c I no dey hear word at all.
2.He repeat & repeat instructions,words as if u are stone deaf,dullard & stupid e.g b4 u cross d road look left,right & left again..he will repeat 5 times b4 u leave d house.
3.He insults a lot.bodily insult see yur big eyes like frog own..see yur big ear...see yur sharp head like juju mask.
4.He never believe in u,even if anybody tell him he saw u swallowing a goat he will believe them.
My mum can't keep a secret tell her anything d whole village will hear it.
2.She gives advice as if u are still a kid.... always b carrying & playing with yur kids so that dey will know u.what annoys me is that she advice u on what u already know & practice.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

My mummy too dey quick cry! Any little thing she don start!
Even if na common shout you shout for her tears go still come out from her eyes
Then my daddy will be forming holier than thou!
Him dey behave as if say na him holy pass
Too much advise from my dad as if is say person nor get he own sense

Any little thing them go dey advise you
You drink alcohol! Wahala
Any little thing you do na long advise go follow am!

The first day when my mummy catch me dey smoke weed
Na so she begin cry go report to my daddy
My daddy begin the long advice

For my mind see this man
For my mind i nor send una
all these one when all of una just dey form holier than thou so You go surprise ehnnn when my daddy dey small na so he smoke weed anyhow

Because assuming say my daddy or mummy nor smoke weed when them young how come he be say when i smoke weed for the very first time the thing nor do me anything instead the weed make me hungry

And the law of weed says if you smoke am the first time and the weed nor shake you but make you hungry then know say your biological father don first smoke am before

vickydankal:


Oga are you ok?
Take an easy nah

BlueAir:
He called his own father "holier than thou" "as if someone no get him own sense" seriously?? Parents can never always be right but no matter how wrong they may be.everything advisory they do is always for the safety of their children..only a failed child would tell his parents "their mouths are smelling" if u know u know

GreenDee:
swears, you are talking abt service, what of spontaneous vigils and fasting..like you will be wondering what exactly are we praying for, because all those things hv been prayed abt during morning devotion.

Carfreak966:


But I sent you a mention you ignored mr Ibadan. Ok

paix:
My grandfather was a person who wanted us to overcome fears. He hated every act of cowardice. Anytime I came home crying because a friend beat me, that day my body go see hell. He would send me to go and fight back. Gradually I became rascally, I started keeping bad company and school became less important to me. But thank God, today I am completely a changed person.

OlawaleBammie:
I would beep my parent on fone, expecting dem to call me back so dat i could ask for money for handouts, practicals or others.

But instead of dem to call me back, they would rather send MTN "Call me back" to me.

the tin dey vex me sotey a go burst into lafter.

ModestGal:
My parents are good but I love my mum the most. On a scale of 1-100, my mum takes 100,my dad takes 45.
I've never seen a woman as great and good as my mother, and she sacrifices, very pure hearted, she wants to see people grow, and she is a very good friend to teenagers/young adults in the streets, they always like my mother and tell her things they wont tell their parents, if you come to our house today, my mother would advice you to buy gift for your wife, go and do your masters or tell you how to google to get a good job. She has helped many people in our street to attend polytechnic, Nce, university and solve many teenage parents fight through her advice.
But she easily get jealoused by people, so she doesn't do deep friendship, and doesn't allow us to have any friends, if she sees you with a friend, you are dead. She has had very bad experience with friends, so when we were young, she highly discourages any form of friendship with people.
My mother would disconvinient herself for the whole family, she's always the last to serve herself in case the food is not enough, if food is not enough, she would drink garri or sleep like that.
When my mother receives salary, we are all happy because it means all of us are rich, because, she would give us out of her money and buy things for us, she would always tell us when she receives salary as if we do the work together.
My mother is not in anyway stingy, and Shes not harsh,and she manages her money very well, she collects about #40,000 lesser than my father,but her money would take her through the month, but my father, his money would have finished before the middle of the month. My daddy buys the foods, and he would refuse to give my mother money for soup and if she wants to give her, it would be #2000. And my mummy would make soup as much as #5,000. And she would still give my daddy the biggest fish and she usually end up not eating any fish because she would save it for my father and children. And my daddy will not say he didn't give her money, he would eat it(the biggest share).
My daddy does not know how to spend money, he doesn't think of tomorrow if he's spending outside or giving people money. He's too social and participatory, he would involve himself in community development, he will be the one to contribute the biggest share, family meetings, he would contribute the biggest, mosque programs, useless different community programs, in all these things, we would be the one to suffer it at home when his money finishes. If my daddy is broke and you dare ask him money, you are dead, just don't ask him money when he's broke. But if he just receive salary, ehn ehn, if you pester him, there's no amount he can't give me in particular without thinking of tomorrow.
My daddy will bring visitors to our house, even people that don't want to come, my daddy will encourage them to come visit him, and he will not give my mum a dime to cook soup for them, its my mum that will entertain the visitors, she would say, ''so they don't say her wife is bad'', if my uncles are visiting, my mother must pound yam, cook very nice soup''
I hate her for always sacrificing her health, money for people like that, if she tell my daddy not to receive visitor, my daddy will turn it into fight, and he knows he does not have money to entertain them o, and in our house, we must entertain visitors. If anything happens to my daddy's family member, my mother will take up the responsibility of taking care of them, but if my mothers family member should visit, my daddy would not contribute a dime, sometimes, he would go out so as not to spend anything for them, but my mother carry his own family on top her head.
I will tell my mother not to borrow my father any money, she will not hear, because I know my daddy will not want to pay back again, and will even turn it into a fight and say, won't he buy food in the house. What I used the money for is for the benefit of all of us, bla bla bla, And my mum would turn to us, reporting, I already told her she should never report anything to me again, if she knows she has pity heart to be borrowing him money.
My mother is very intelligent, she has a great foresight, but my father is a follow follow somebody, there's nothing my mother would tell him that won't come to pass, but he will not listen, so far its what his friend did or his siblings advised him to do. He likes people too much and tend to trust them, while he would not think about what my mother is telling her.
My mother likes to do things the best way, but my father, anyhow way, he would always go against everything my mum wants, for instance, my mother wanted us to go to private schools, but my father put us in the worst public schools, told my mother that, a child that would be brilliant would be brilliant, my mother would fight him, but he would not yield, and that set all of us backward in many ways, because we are all very brilliant, my siblings would win awards in primary schools for an exam in the whole of the town and schools, we were more brilliant that children in private schools, with lesson teachers, but my daddy did not allow them to go to even a good public secondary school, my siblings went to the worst of public secondary schools, where they climb cashew tree, farm and play all day, they were doing local champion though. From there, I got to know that, if you are a genius, with bad secondary school(especially at jss1-3), there's likelihood, your brilliance disappear.
My daddy can compare for Africa, he would compare our house with Mr Salami's house, would tell us how Bola is helping their parents, bla bla bla.
My mother likes to do business/earn money, my daddy would say, thank God for the one he has, (we were very poor o)and that some people does not have where to sleep, and would always make jest of my mother when she fails in a business or when she plans to do a business and wasnt able to. My father would tell her she can plan for Africa, and use mouth to do business, he would advice her to do business that cannot be fruitful.
My mum doesn't get angry often, but once she's angry with us, from morning till night, she would be repeating that thing,sometimes, she would start at 5:00am before and after prayers, but truth is that, you would have done something bad.
My mum is very beautiful, but she doesn't take care of herself, she doesn't buy cloth, shoes, nothing, her work colleagues used to make jest of her because she would wear nonsense, so you won't know she's very beautiful. Its my mother that I resemble, and I'm very beautiful, all thanks to her, and my hair is very long and very black just like hers
My Mum too nice behavior made me to be very cold, as I hate it every time we have visitors, how she would sacrifice her health, money. But I'm starting to be nice now, but I can never be like her, because it is love your neighbour as yourself, not more than yourself. I always tell her that and I still told her that this morning. If I cook, I will make sure I have already taken the biggest fish, I will even double it, eat first round in the kitchen, serve another one, put fish, cover it with rice,put stew.
If I borrow you money, and you even frown when paying back, I will never borrow you again. I will not be poor that I would need to sacrifice anything for my child so I'm delaying marriage till I earn very good. But my fiancée is just too nice, very soft hearted, and cannot quarrel for four hours, I can quarrel for 10years.
My dad is very good and nice to me, (I'm the last child), and would do anything for me, likewise my mother and my siblings, and I can do anything for them as well. I don't blame my father in anyway, that's just who he is and my mum made him that way because She's too nice, and that's her mistake. Don't be too nice with husband, and skip their mistakes, if my mum had shown my dad pepper, he won't be doing what he does. My daddy is a good man, though get influenced by stupid relatives and friends, and he wants to be very good outside, but he's not rich enough, to be a philanthropist

ModestGal:

I wish my parents were like yours, my mum won't want to hear you fight, if she hears,she would beat you, and you would be wrong no matter how you explain. She would say, would you fight a mad man

ModestGal:


Sorry for the long story

Starlight10:


You have the best parents in the world, they want you to struggle and succeed and be able to say i did it on my own just like your father did and then theirs would be a bonus which would be insignificant at their demise because you are already great. I wish my brother had that mentality now he can barely do anything on his own but is catching up by Gods grace.

Stay blessed in wisdom and grace.

paul100:

Bro,it is their property not yours.Na your type dey kill brother or sister for land.

Sermwell:
I love my parents so much from the depths of my heart!! But my dad is a chronic gambler which I hate so much about him. he has been doing this for like over 20yrs now. We have sat him down to talk to him on several occasions but he refused to stop, even when my mum threatened to leave. I send 70k for both of them every month(40k for dad and 30k for mum)since December but my dad squanders his own in less than 2 weeks and be disturbing my mum for money.
Now I just sent them for the month of March but this time around, it is 50k for mum and dad 20k. I will continue reducing his own share and even eventually stop giving him if he continues to gamble.
As for my mum, she's the best woman in the world!(No flatteries). She's peaceful, calm, respectful, beautiful and most of all, lover of God. She's both a good mother to all of us and a good wife to my dad. I have been trying to find fault in my mum but cannot. My mum's kind are very rare. I say this with all sense of honesty!!

abeg give my mum some likes jare!! lol.

paix:
You wanted money from your parents but you cannot sacrifice just one minute to call them. Na wa for you o.

paix:
Wow, so how is it with you now, any regrets?

OlawaleBammie:


See this guy, which one minute??

Ooooohhhhh
..do u tink its every students dat recv pocket money from home??

..do u tink its every students dat love goin home during semester break to play with dad and mum??

...do u tink its every students dat got alert from parent to buy indomie chikichiki

...do u tink its every students dat recv monthly or weekly allowance from home

...do u think every students are bn sponsored by there parent? some parent are incapacitated.


Guy which minutes are u talking about?? are u referring to that #0.72kb i purposely reserved for beeping in case thins go south??

guy u dont know wat is happening and how students (majority) are suffering just cus u hail from a wealthy or average family.

i remember having only #50 in hand for good two weeks. hmm

God tank u for today., am grateful tho am a sinner.